* Posts by heyrick

6656 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Dec 2009

Pure frustration: What happens when someone uses your email address to sign up for PayPal, car hire, doctors, security systems and more

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Re: Accounts with HSBC

"but as in the UK identity theft is not a crime"

I bet if somebody hijacked Priti Patel's identity, the law would change pretty bloody quickly...

But big fail to the bank as well for accepting such weak identity proof.

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Re: Yup

"Demands for payment, threats of court and bailiff action?"

I've received a few over the years. Hit delete after the first sentence. Same for emails from the bank. Anything important must come by post on headed paper. Any such crap by email will be ignored, which considering I didn't owe money in another country or have an account at HSBC is exactly what all those emails were - crap.

Next day delivery a bit of a pain? We have just the thing... nestled deep in the terms and conditions

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woopsie of a different sort appears to have been made.

That's not a whoopsie. It's now proof that one person actually bothered to read the small print.

PSA: The 2020 monolith is a dead meme. You can stop putting them up now. Please

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maybe, just maybe, this story would have legs.

You say that in 2020?

Frankly, all little green men crawling out of the megalith would do is ignite a long and bitter argument as to whether or not we were "right" to depict aliens as humanoid shape.

The aliens themselves would be uninteresting...after this year...

Japan sticks the landing: Asteroid sample recovered from Hayabusa2 probe

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Re: Fantastic! (meaning wonderful)

There's a cool Japanese film about the original Hayabusa. Might be worth a watch if you can find it?

USA adds China’s top chipmaker to list of companies American money can’t legally buy a slice of

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Yes, AC, but the point is that if you buy American or British or whatever, there's a pretty good chance that they are sending the pennies to China on your behalf. Hence the great difficulty in actually avoiding stuff "made in China".

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"I am starting to think that I need to try and avoid bying anything chinese."

This ridiculous pantomime glosses over the fact that China is the world's warehouse. Most of the PPE doing the rounds, all the fruity shininess, actually most things with a plug attached, a lot of clothing that isn't from Bangladesh...

Good luck avoiding "Made in China", and to be honest, can we say that America is actually any better?

Marine archaeologists catch a break on the bottom of the Baltic Sea: A 75-year-old Enigma Machine

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Re: Old typewriter

"see the Englandspiel"

Hmm, rank incompetence in London surrounded by a complete denial that anything is wrong lest their peers be seen to best them.

So, nothing has changed then.....

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Re: Old typewriter

"what methods did the British have to hide their communication from the Germans during the war"

Obfuscation and contradictory messages. Those in the know would know which was valid, to others it would look like nobody was in charge.

Subtle non verbal message passing, as has already been mentioned, playing certain pieces of music at certain times of the day.

Then the Americans brought in the ultimate encryption device - a dude that spoke Navajo.

Let's check in now with the new California monolith... And it's gone, torn down by a bunch of MAGA muppets

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"and other dumb shit not fit for the 21st century"

The truly scary part is that they can vote...

'Massive game-changer for UK altnet industry': BT-owned UK comms backbone Openreach hikes prices on FTTP-linked leased line circuits

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Over here in France, not only is their no obligation to provide any guaranteed access to emergency services via VoIP lines, the average DSL box takes several minutes to boot up (should the power be interrupted).

And, guess what, they want to get rid of all of the traditional phones and push everything through VoIP.

Alphabet's internet Loon balloon kept on station in the sky using AI that beat human-developed control code

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Re: *cough* ...

I think the entire world would pat your friend on the back if he successfully snipes one...

About eighteen to twenty five kilometres straight up, to be out of the way of commercial aircraft.

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Mushroom

The AI is all good and well

Until it decides that the problem with the world is the little vermin humans scurrying around under it.

And we know how that story ends, see icon.

Four or so things we found interesting about Qualcomm's Snapdragon 888, its latest 5G chip for high-end Androids

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Re: But is it practical?

Yup. In a month or so my current contract runs out and will need renewal. That's the time I can pick up a reasonable phone discounted.

I'm currently looking at a Samsung S10, after hitting gsmarena and looking at the specs. No 3.5mm jack? Next!

On rainy weekends, I listen to music and/or watch movies. The battery in my Bluetooth headphones runs for the 3ish hours it takes to do the mowing. It's not up to a Sunday of doing Sweet Fanny Adams. Or listening in bed when I can't sleep (ear buds so I can lie on my side). The jack socket is non negotiable. No socket, no interest, end of discussion.

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And yeah, sure, 888 represents Jesus in Christian numerology, too

To British people, 888 means subtitles.

Where's the mysterious metal monolith today then? Oh look, it's atop a California mountain

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Re: Destroy them!!!

I thought it was the source of the Illuminati mind control that is going to be propagated via the 5G network.

Uh...or something.

Supreme Court mulls whether a cop looking up a license plate for cash is equivalent to watching Instagram at work

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Re: I see no huge ambiguities in the law

"What the argument being made in the article assumes is that authorisation is a binary condition - i.e. it must either be absent or it must be unconditional."

Yeah, I was reading that and thought of Edward Snowden. I mean, the "you gave me access so I can do whatever the hell I like" angle really wouldn't fly, so why should it be any different just because the guy is a cop?

He has been given access. Part of that is being trusted to use that access (and information) correctly within the necessary capacities of performing his job. Hawking off info for a bit of cash on the side is neither part of the job or making legitimate access to the information.

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Re: They have far more important things to worry about here

Perhaps if they didn't come up with such bloody stupid rules, they wouldn't have such bloody stupid outcomes.

Next up - is a pack of prawn cocktail crisps a "substantial meal"? <sigh>

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nothing that would get a cop convicted for looking up people's license plate numbers for cash

There's the problem right there. Isn't there any concept of "corruption"?

Or is that a can of worms that nobody is brave enough to touch?

Mysterious Utah monolith mysteriously disappears without trace

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Re: The guys that "found it"

<looks at map>

<zooms out>

<zooms out>

<zooms out>

<zooms out>

Bloody hell, it's like looking at Mars.

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I went with Giuliani

As each press conference comes and goes, it's becoming more and more obvious that he's not from this world, or indeed our concept of reality.

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Re: Monolith?

I've seen kernels described as "monolithic". They're neither metal nor stone nor solid nor hollow.

On the 11th day of Christmas TalkTalk took from me... the email address of my company

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Re: Car Mechanics are not IT people

My mechanic, until he retired two years ago, used an invoicing system that worked on DOS on what looked like an original XT, with 5.25" floppies. He never saw any reason to change because what he had worked.

As for ordering, phone call with confirmation fax. Fax is still used around here as a signed piece of paper sent by fax carries legal weight, the same sent as an attachment by email does not, because it isn't a direct connection and could easily be modified en-route.

As for technophobe, he had no idea about new-fangled stuff such as ODB2. He was great at maintaing any car that predates computers inside, but sadly technology kind of left him behind. Or maybe, given the many restrictions on messing around with managed engines, he didn't think it was worthwhile even bothering?

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I just can't believe for a business service they think just over 1 month is enough notice

I just can't believe that businesses that depend upon email use a third party email service (and put up with the whims of such).

It's not hard, or expensive, to register a domain name with a service like OVH. You get a little bit of webspace and an email address (with aliases). More space or addresses? Buy a higher tier offering.

The upsides? Your email service (they run the server), your domain name (looks more professional), and if they should pull the plug on you (unlikely as it's their business, but hypothetically) then just shift your domain to a different host.

Behold the drive-thru of the California Highway Patrol: Fry me a river, has 'CHIPS' stopped working again?

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Chewing Hard Indigestible Potato Skins, perhaps?

I should be so lucky. I have gone off the place. One lukewarm undersized burger and half filled (if I'm lucky) pack of chips too many and, sorry, I'll take my intestines elsewhere.

Uri Geller calls off 20-year ban on Pokémon trading card that 'stole' his 'signature image'

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Re: being willing to be involved in making yourself look a fool

Some are even kind of funny... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13s9vzXMbks

Boeing 737 Max will return to flight after software updates, says EU's aviation regulator

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Re: Still don't want to fly on a MAX

"The safety certification of passenger aircraft has been an impressive success story"

You do realise that this is second time lucky, right?

Amazon's ad-hoc Ring, Echo mesh network can mooch off your neighbors' Wi-Fi if needed – and it's opt-out

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Re: Illegal

"1.2TB monthly cap"

Isn't that about fifty gigabytes per day?

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The hell?

Half a gigabyte a month isn't my definition of sipping.

And as for this: The maximum bandwidth of a Sidewalk bridge to the Sidewalk server is 80Kbps

It is perhaps worth pointing out that a lot of people's broadband is highly asymmetrical. I, personally, get 3.5 megabit download, and about 720 kilobit upload. Townies can get around 20 megabits, but their upload is around one megabit, because by and large the majority of data is one way - Netflix to my/their eyeballs.

Now that 80Kbps is a larger share than trying to compare it to streaming an HD video.

AMD performance plummets when relying on battery power, says Intel. Let's take a closer look at those stats

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Statistics mean what the author wants them to mean

Nothing more, nothing less.

When even a power-cycle fandango cannot save your Windows desktop

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Re: a perfectly understandable error

Oh, we have an agreement. She'll only kill me if I cease providing Felix at regular intervals.

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Re: a perfectly understandable error

You get better feedback if you explain to a contented cat.

I swear she's a better coder than I am...

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Re: a perfectly understandable error

And useful descriptive errors, because it's no bloody good if a box opens up screaming "Error." Uh, yeah, that much is obvious. And......?

Bloated middle age beckons: Windows 1.0 turns 35 and is dealing with its mid-life crisis, just about

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I think what really helped Windows

Was the GDI system. Set up your printer and it just works for everything.

I'm crusty and near-dead enough to remember the days before. I had to set up some weird non standard laser printer that only understood Epson LQ (yeah, dot matrix) and it's own protocol that nothing else seemed to speak.

So, WordPerfect 5.1, xywrite, FoxPro, and various other things. All set up one by one, all with their own quirks and oddities.

Then along came Windows 3.1 and the printer garbage only needed to be done the once and everything that printed within Windows then worked.

HTTPS-only mode arrives in Firefox 83 as Mozilla finds new home for Rust-y Servo engine

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"something that their ISP, or someone else on the network path has injected"

How much of a problem is this in reality? I am not aware of my ISP ever messing with what I receive, and if they tried pushing adverts (given how much I pay for their service), I'd break my contact with some extremely colourful language and a report to CNIL (I live in France).

"Watch those long enough and we can start to build what might be an interesting profile of you."

Something of a non-issue given that it only counts for the one site. A much bigger privacy issue is stuff like the Facebook "Like" thumb icon and links to Google analytics and such that appear on numerous websites and can track you all over the place to build a much more detailed profile. Of course, all of this junk is served up via https so unless your browser is set to block all that rubbish, you'll still be tracked to kingdom come and back again.

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Re: "it's about ensuring that what the client receives is what they were supposed to receive"

"and that that authorisation has been signed off on by an org that has (in theory at least) significant audit requirements put upon it."

While that might be the case for online shopping and banks, my site has a Let's Encrypt certificate which proves, well, that somebody issued a cert for that domain name, but it doesn't guarantee much of anything.

Linux Foundation, IBM, Cisco and others back ‘Inclusive Naming Initiative’ to change nasty tech terms

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Re: Lefties

Given the way politics have been going recently, I'd be inclined to define "right" as very wrong.

I'm a lefty too, and I'm offended every time I try to use a pair of scissors or a tin opener. Well, not really, there's a lot of stuff far more important to worry about than how back to front it feels using a tin opener.

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Re: So... looking at their alternative names...

Parent/child? Seriously? When has a child ever always done exactly what their parent said to do? (God knows I didn't)

"Doer"? Since when was that a word?

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Unclear language?

The terms "master" and "slave" have a very specific and clearly defined relationship to each other. I worry that whatever terms are devised to replace these sorts of things may be more ambiguous.

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Re: About bloody time

Change? Bullshit. Changing the names of things is just window dressing at best. Pointless virtue signalling while everything that actually matters stays more or less the same.

Trump fires cybersecurity boss Chris Krebs for doing his job: Securing the election and telling the truth about it

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Re: The Truth?

"Perhaps even he is starting to realise that it is game over."

Or maybe he's finally figured out that doing and saying what he's been doing and saying has trashed his career, his character, and any goodwill people had following his stint as mayor of New York in a particularly challenging time.

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Re: Projection

"How many Republicans "won" their seats by his voter suppression trick?"

If anything, that really ought to trigger an independent recount in all Republican held areas, just to verify that the votes are real and not, you know, blatantly manipulated by somebody making false claims to cast doubt.

Max Schrems is back... and he's challenging Apple's 'secret iPhone advertising tracking cookies' in Europe

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Re: They just don't get it.

Yup. I bought a shaver...

...and got spammed with adverts for shavers.

Somebody really needs to understand the difference between consumables (like coffee pods and printer ink) and one offs (like shavers and tablets).

More logical, even, would be to suggest spare shaver heads, cleaning kits, etc. But no. Just the dumbest lamest thing possible.

Panic in the mailroom: The perils of an operating system too smart for its own good

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Re: This is such a non problem

It's the 70s. Maybe water bills were more than mortgages back then?

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Ever screwed something up so comprehensively that you've found yourself on the end of potential physical as well as verbal abuse?

Uh... Go on to social media and try having a few opinions like, oh I dunno, Brexit sucks, Trump lost, boys can't become girls, 5G and COVID are not related, the world is round, or anything against a certain belief system.

The revolution will not be televised because my television has been radicalised

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Re: I hear you

I recall having an argument many years ago with a college librarian who really didn't get the difference between psychology and parapsychology.

Phrenology, FFS.

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Somewhere along the line someone decided that this media source deserved equal billing with less feral voices

Wrong. Somebody somewhere greased a few palms to get this crap given preferential billing (which is why you can't get rid of it).

When you can't see or control the algorithm that picks things of interest for you, you are entirely at the behest of a company who is at best opaque, corruptible, and interested more in how much they'll get paid rather than how much their choices please you.

The only winning move...is not to play.

Not on your Zoom, not on Teams, not Google Meet, not BlueJeans. WebEx, Skype and Houseparty make us itch. No, not FaceTime, not even Twitch

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Nobody wants to use this stuff. It's dehumanising.

On a related note, that's pretty much my thoughts of a certain burger chain that used to be fronted by a creepy clown.

You don't get to talk to the girls at the till any more. You get to prod a screen. And the only contact happens in the five seconds when a harassed employee drops the food on your table and rushes off to the next order.

It's utterly dehumanising. They, the employees, become mere robots and you become mere cattle.

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towards the beginning of the end of the pandemic

Says who?

Apple braces for antitrust woes by letting users select and install third-party apps during setup of iOS 14.3

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Re: Walled Garden? Really!

"The Walled Garden has many exit doors."

It might have a few pre-approved exit doors, but it has no entry doors. You can't install the apps you might want, only the ones that are chosen to be placed in the central, and only, repository. So long as they follow arcane rules that may change and/or be applied randomly.

Or, as the above poster says, it's a bigger box taped shut.