* Posts by heyrick

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Delayed UK digital border system was only stable enough to be used by 4% of intended users, MPs say

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Re: hostile environment

"It didn't feel like the friendly safe place I remembered growing up in."

This.

I have fond memories of growing up in the south in the eighties. Left in 2002. Watching the news, talking on the phone to people I know, hearing the amount of drivel that's ripped directly from the front page of the Express and treated as actual fact.... it's really not the place I remember.

I, too, have no reason or desire to ever go back. Not even for a Victoria Sponge made by people who understand cake (for all their boasting about culinary perfection, I've yet to find anything that resembles cake in northwest France - the "quatre quarts" is....dismal).

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"like believing that someone's home address is encoded on a passport"

Did nobody involved have a passport to look at?

I get problems here in France because the place where the passport was issued says "IPS". That's not a country, town, or other recognisable location. So if they can't manage something like "IPS, Swansea" (or wherever), what hope an actual address...that might change several times in the life of a passport?

"there's some magic single piece of data on every travel document which could act like a primary key"

Your name. Expect Priti to announce tomorrow that as of next Monday everybody must have a globally unique name. It would be utterly unacceptable to have sixty John Smiths in Manchester alone...

Starlink's latent China crisis could spark a whole new world of warcraft

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Re: Its very easy to detect ground based broadcasts

"MEANS we can have 1024 separate channels"

...and still nothing worth watching.

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Re: more than 4,000 orbiters by the end of 2021

"We manage to fit over 7 billion people around the surface of earth at an altitude of 0."

True, but people accidentally colliding with each other doesn't tend to trigger a nasty cascade failure with potential long lasting consequences for subsequent people.

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more than 4,000 orbiters by the end of 2021

And how long until it's a risky proposition getting off of this rock? It's almost as if he's building a chain link fence in space...

Out of this world: Listen to Perseverance rover fire its laser at Mars rocks as the wind whips around it

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@ AC - Whoooosh!

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Would it have been better if he had said "It's incredible to think that we're going to science the shit out of Mars"?

Gummy bears as a unit of measure? The Reg Standards Soviet will not stand for this sort of silliness

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Re: I see you still think linguine is 14cm...

It's fine. I'll eat them all...

( where's a Cookie Monster icon when you need one? )

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I see you still think linguine is 14cm...

I demonstrate that this isn't the case on my blog, and introduce a more enjoyable unit of measurement, a popular chocolate confection named after a planet...

UK draft legislation enshrines the right to repair in law – but don't expect your mobile to suddenly be any easier to fix

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Re: Well it's a start...

"so as to only expose the features available in that model."

I had a cheap Daewoo VCR back around the turn of the century/millennium. Inside, a big circuit board that was bereft of anything. A couple of big chips, some meaty transistors, and a lot of emptiness.

Something that stood out was a series of holes in two lines, with one wire link across the first pair. I removed that and soldered in a bank of little DIP switches.

And shortly after had NICAM, HiFi stereo recording, LP mode, and something else (I forget).

It was probably cheaper to fit the exact same hardware into everything, and use some links inside to determine what was enabled on that particular model. But, still, if they can do that then what justifies the cost of the bells-and-whistles model?

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Re: Repairability at reasonable standards and costs

"Had a approx 9 yr old washing machine and the drum bearings failed."

Only nine years?!

My washing machine is a mechanical Zanussi top loader. My mother bought it in the mid 80s. It recently died with some smoke from the hideously complicated mechanical controller (and the trip switch clicked out).

I'm wondering if I could rig up something with some meaty relays (2kW heater!) to be controlled by some sort of processor. A Pi, an ESP32, something like that...

But nine years. That's pretty awful for a white good.

This Netgear SOHO switch has 15 – count 'em! – vulns, which means you need to upgrade the firmware... now

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Hmm, let's see

Good company that made good products hijacked by bean counters that wanted to push costs down to maximise shareholder profit?

Something along those lines?

European, US watchdogs approve Microsoft's $7.5bn deal to takeover video games publisher ZeniMax

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Three billion gamers?

There's only 7.6 billion humans on this lump of rock.

Maybe he doesn't realise that one gamer can own multiple devices?

So it appears some of you really don't want us to use the word 'hacker' when we really mean 'criminal'

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Re: How about...

"peddle drugs, pick your pockets, or steal your car at gunpoint."

...download a movie.

Wow, the lines are getting really blurry nowadays.

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Re: OH NOES!

What you mean is real hackers don't give a crap what other people think.

Carry on, as you were...

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It's a landslide because we're nerds and we understand the difference.

I voted against, however, because that fight was lost decades ago. Trying to reclaim the word "hacker" as a good thing will be about as effective as shouting at the moon. In mainstream media, hackers dress in black, like long coats, and do a lot of nasty shit using fancy graphical terminals, inch high text, and no hint of a command line anywhere...

University of the Highlands and Islands shuts down campuses as it deals with 'ongoing cyber incident'

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"have increasingly begun turning to cyber insurance companies whose policies may buy off the criminals and clear the infection."

Isn't that basically just encouraging them?

Intel CPU interconnects can be exploited by malware to leak encryption keys and other info, academic study finds

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Re: Another nail in the coffin of x86?

As with the previous post referring to "not good enough", it's worth mentioning that it appears a lot of reverse engineering at a really low level took place. They picked Intel, they showed the vulnerability. Point made.

Now it's up to them later, or somebody else, to figure out how to make this work on AMD, ARM, etc.

While Reg readers know the difference between a true hacker and cyber-crook, for everyone else, hacking means illegal activity

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Re: Too Far Gone

Maybe because one has yet to write "Top 10 hacks for getting money quickly"?

[and yes, the phrase "life hacks" makes my blood boil, especially the number of things that ought to be obvious to anybody with a functioning brain]

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Maker? Isn't that the word these days?

I haven't bought new pants for years, why do I have to keep buying new PCs?

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Re: So many tales

I tell them I work with embedded devices, repeat some dimly remembered stuff from my 6502 days, and make it quite clear that XP is the last version of Windows I've ever used or touched.

If they still persist, fine. It's my free time outside of work hours, so it's €80 per hour (or part hour) including travel time, and anything done will be documented and I'll expect a signed receipt (to stop the "you were the last person to touch this so fix this totally unrelated problem for free" wheeze).

That usually gets an astonished reaction and "f off", which I'm quite happy with. F off indeed. I used to provide support for tea and cookies. I got taken advantage of. No longer.

Self-supported Red Hat Enterprise Linux Server virty users see stealth inflation

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Re: After 25 years use ...

"with a decade of vendor support"

I wonder if the level/quality of support is/has/will change(d) now that someone else is pulling the strings?

It only took four years and thousands of complaints but ICANN finally kills off rogue Indian domain registrar

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Re: Between this and Nominet...

"is trying to fix Boris Johnson by overhauling democracy"

Well... Nah, it's Friday, let's leave that be...

As for the "DNS system", there are two parts to it. The first is the technical part of matching textual names to numerical IP addresses. That, glitches aside, pretty much works as defined.

The other part is the method of allocating what names are to be associated with a given address. That...is somewhat more broken, with TLDs seemingly created not so much according to need but more for generating money. Plus the idea to buying interesting sounding words to flog at a vastly inflated price. Then there's the part about artificially raising prices because... (especially when you're the monopoly and people can't go elsewhere)

That would be more like fixing Boris Johnson by holding him accountable.

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Between this and Nominet...

...seems like the DNS system needs to be overhauled in a way that makes sense for the users, not the directors or shareholders.

Netflix reveals massive migration to new mix of microservices, asynchronous workflows and serverless functions

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Re: Additional Features Services and Innovations

Upvote, because Prime Video is possibly the most frustrating video service interface I've ever encountered. It's almost as if they don't want you to watch anything. Or maybe the same twenty things over and over?

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Re: English-only Option Please

One word - Alice.

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Re: Additional Features Services and Innovations

"Paying more for 4K vs HD?"

I agree that the service should try to send "best quality" like Prime Video does, but you aren't exactly comparing like with like here. The bump in quality also comes with a bump in how many concurrent users can be streaming stuff, so there is a difference other than "better looking shit".

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Re: Additional Features Services and Innovations

Maybe some day soon they'll fix the "notify me when this is released" thing in the coming soon list. Because, for me, many of them until themselves, and if I go into the list and come out and go back in again, a fair few that did get ticked no longer are...

Secondly, it would be nice to have a watch list that is sorted by some sensible means (alphabetical, date added, etc) rather than what seems to be essentially random placement.

Finally, the ability to flag something as "seen it" so the service doesn't keep suggesting stuff you watched just last month/week/yesterday.

What happens when cancel culture meets Adolf Hitler pareidolia? Amazon decides it needs a new app icon

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That chicken logo...

...is so obviously a dick in the throes of excitement (whoa! chicken! yes!), it's hard to believe it wasn't done on purpose with the aim of getting lots of free publicity for a place many people have probably never heard of.

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Re: I guess sometimes you just can't win.

"Corporations generally pay a lot for logo designs"

I hope an intern did that as work experience...because it's shit.

Google says once third-party cookies are toast, Chrome won't help ad networks track individuals around the web

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Re: Once upon a time...

I use a combination of UBlock Origin to restrict what can run scripts and stuff, Cookie Autodelete to allow cookies and then delete them after 120 seconds (except for whitelisted sites), and a don't track me Google link unmunger to convert the ping-to-mothership search links into links that actually go where they say they go.

All runs happily on Firefox for Android (60.something, the slightly older not-broken one).

Would you let users vouch for unknown software's safety with an upvote? Google does

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User ratings?

Might do them to look at... many evaluations on Amazon. What the ratings say and what the project actually is can be quite different.

The Great Borkish Breakfast: I'll have a cup of tea, a sausage roll and a side of bork, please

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If that's Yately as in the place near Camberley...

It's spelled "Yateley".

Apple, forced to rate product repair potential in France, gives itself modest marks

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Re: The ram I tends not to die like SSDs do

I've seen RAM failures - usually as a result of running the things too hard in too tiny a space with poor ventilation.

A bad SIMM that frequently messed up and caused all sorts of havoc in a tower PC (where it was located just above the processor in a rats nest of wires and cables) worked flawlessly in my RiscPC. That SIMM must have thought it was on holiday!

Google looks at bypass in Chromium's ASLR security defense, throws hands up, won't patch garbage issue

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Re: Root Cause Analysis

Neither upvoted nor downvoted, but it seems to me that the state that you call "asshole" is just a modern equivalent of long-time practice. Whether it be nations abusing security to spy on each other, or proper dodgy blokes fleecing unsuspecting people, they both have long histories predating electricity, never mind processor cache technology. It's unfortunate that problems in processor design [*] have made this situation possible, but it is what it is.

* - you can have security or you can have speed, pick one.

Seagate UK customer stung by VAT on replacement drive shipped via the Netherlands

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Re: I believe that Seagate disks are made outside of the EU

"arrangement where UK citizens can spend 90 days in any 180 within the EU"

Don't you also need a work permit if you're going to....work?

Half a million stolen French medical records, drowned in feeble excuses

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Re: The 8 glasses of water a day myth

"be ready for a shroud if you felt a bit ready for a cuppa"

Uh, isn't that basically "morning"?

God knows, I'm practically dead until I've had a few cuppas...

Does Samsung want you to buy new phones? Asking 'cos Galaxies now get four years of security updates

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Re: Pointless

That is set to work in the night (8pm to 8am). However, the thing wouldn't only affect half the screen. No, this is the AMOLED wearing out. The presence of the visible Firefox buttons is evidence of that...

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Re: Pointless

"My current phone is getting to two years old and I've not noticed any decrease in battery life/capacity."

My current phone is two years old and gets given a regular charge during the night, often from around 40% or so. Not noticed any difference in lifespan.

I have noticed, however, a red colour cast over half of the screen. The GBoard is black/grey, the website is white. The AMOLED screen is wearing out differently and noticeably so. It's a Samsung S9. Worth mentioning that I've used it more or less in the same manner as my previous S7 and the display on that did not suffer any obvious degradation. If I look carefully while watching Netflix, I can see the ghost of the icons of Firefox's toolbar. Thankfully it's off to the left where I can mostly ignore it, but still...

Revealed: The military radar system swiped from aerospace biz, leaked online by Clop ransomware gang

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"when was the last time you checked for firmware updates to your home router?"

Never. It does it automatically itself.

"I also wonder how many ISP's actually maintain their routers"

Now that's an entirely different (and pertinent) question. Given my experience (Orange France), they seem to actively support the last two or three models, but the updates are not very frequent. They seem to like to roll out updates in early August. You can tell because stuff that used to work is suddenly broken until (a few weeks later) they push out an update that works. Must be the summer trainee doing the testing...

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and urged customers to migrate to a newer product "built on an entirely different code base."

That doesn't mean it's safer, it means it has different bugs.

SpaceX small print on Starlink insists no Earth government has authority or sovereignty over Martian activities

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Re: Remember 1776 ......

"The Sahara and Antarctica would be better prospects for colonisation."

I think the idea is that since we're doing such a fine job of buggering up this planet... wishful thinking... oh look a whole new planet to break.

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Re: Remember 1776 ......

"it should be written by people who established a society and wish to remain on Mars"

Exactly this. There should be some Earthian rules that apply to going to Mars and exploiting resources on the planet during these explorations, as well as sorting out what happens when there's a punch up between rival rovers.

But the moment Mars can be considered as being colonised (as in, people there who wish to stay), it is they who should decide what sort of legal framework and constitution should apply, without interference from Earth (either by government or by corporations).

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Re: Remember 1776 ......

"Especially as the UN is irrelevant here on Earth"

That's because they don't have Chrisjen Avasarala yet.

Facebook and Apple are toying with us, and it's scarcely believable

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Re: Point

"Will Google and Facebook reign forever?"

Wasn't MySpace where it was at, and AltaVista the best search engine?

Things come, things go. Arguably Google will be more resilient as they have their fingers in more pies, but all it really takes is someone somewhere to devise something perceived as "better".

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Re: even if in Apple's case it's really just a fruit emblem

As a person who had an iPad Mini once upon a time... Apple kit has frustrations. Sometimes utterly stupid frustrations. But they're different frustrations to the typical Android device (of which I have several).

Nothing is frustration free.

Citibank accidentally wired $500m back to lenders in user-interface super-gaffe – and judge says it can't be undone

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"still very twitchy whenever it comes to submitting financial details..."

A recently had to transfer a large (for me) amount of money from my usual account to the one with the chequebook. So all the details were set up, and my first transfer was for one centime.

When I saw that had arrived, I could then transfer the rest. It helps to check and double check.

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Re: Ha ha ha

For some reason, I find it easier to copy the bank number starting from the end, not the beginning. Maybe because of one starts at the beginning they're liable to read ahead, but doing to backwards one number at a time, anything following can be completely ignored as "done".

(fellow dyscalculia sufferer, though I thank Acorn User's Yellow Pages (type in listings) for greatly helping me deal with reading and reproducing numbers as a teenager)

Atheists warn followers of unholy data leak, hint dark deeds may have tried to make it go away

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Re: So what do atheists believe in...

"... not obeying the law, apparently."

All this demonstrates is that some people are dicks. The belief, or absence of a belief, in a supernatural sky fairy does not change that.

Nurserycam horror show: 'Secure' daycare video monitoring product beamed DVR admin creds to all users

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Forward it to the nurseries - don't they have some degree of liability for installing the system in the first place?