* Posts by heyrick

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Apple warns sideloading iOS apps will ruin everything

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that aren't from an official source, such as the Microsoft store

I can't help but feel that that comma is misplaced. Is the Microsoft store an official source or not, because with that comma, it would seem to imply that they're listing the store as an example of a non official source...

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Re: Law of unintended consequences

In sane jurisdictions, it isn't. You cannot be held to any terms and conditions that weren't clearly marked before opening the package.

This may also extend to annul that pre-installation crap you must "agree" to because it's not available until the package has been opened, and many places won't accept returns of opened software packages, but I don't think this specific scenario has actually been tested. Most people just click the Continue button without reading all that legalese crap...

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Re: Law of unintended consequences

How in god's name (or whatever you believe) did we get from sideloading apps to using not shooting people as an example?

Nine floors underground, Oracle's Israel data centre can 'withstand a rocket, a missile or even a car bomb'

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can withstand a rocket direct hit

Tempting fate there.

And, besides, are they entirely certain? If there are on site generators, they'll have exhausts no? What happens if one drops something that goes bang down there?

Instagram is testing feature that tells panicking users the service is broken again

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Re: Seems to me that there's an obvious flaw in this plan

Am I the only one scared by the idea that Johnson has written a letter of last resort?

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Re: What is wrong with a 404?

"They're not saving lives like nurses"

Who get shit pay, long hours, increasing amounts of abuse for things they have no control over, and damn near zero respect. Back when the pandemic was at its worst, everybody felt good by clapping. How about provisions, supplies, PPE and funding?

They'd probably have less stress and more pay trying to cut it as "influencers", so your point is...?

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Re: What is wrong with a 404?

"30 years ago."

Perhaps this explains that annoying grey haired git that stares out of my mirror. I wish that guy would sod off and leave me in peace.

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Seems to me that there's an obvious flaw in this plan

If the service is really buggered, how will it be able to notify the users?

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Re: What is wrong with a 404?

DNS queries? You're lucky. In my day one had to take the bus to the local library and beg to be allowed to look up the information on the microfiche machine.

Meatballs, Abba, and bork: 3 things Sweden is famous for

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Re: All you need is ...

Came to make the exact same point. If it's just a bunch of adverts, then a Pi can cope with that. Don't need flippin' Windows! That's like using a Claymore mine to get rid of moles...

Apple beat Epic Games 9-1 in court. Now it's appealed the one point it lost

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Re: Freemium game model

"Disposable phones with no software updates."

Downvoted, because some manufacturers actually support their products. Maybe they understand that if they flog you a two-years-out-of-date build of Android and never support it, you probably won't be thinking of them when it comes time to get a newer phone...

"and a huge disparity of development targets"

Funny. I had an iPad Mini back in the days of iOS7, and there were a number of apps that appeared to only work in portrait with rather large icons, as if laid out for an iPhone rather than a tablet. And that's a company with basically two form factors (phone and tablet) and a fairly limited number of models.

Some people put in the effort to support different device types and OS versions. Some...don't.

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Re: Dear Apple...

If the devices command a premium price, you'd expect better than the same shitty supply chain everybody else uses.

Want to support Firefox? Great, you'll have no problem with personalised, sponsored search suggestions then

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Re: It's as if they're designing it to lose market share

Not a word you'll find in a dictionary - this twat misspelled it, then decided that was better exactly because it won't match any known word.

Anyway, if you're trying to brute force the password of a British bloke in a French bank, are you really going to cycle through all of the word lists of all of the languages? Oh, things like Russian would be fun - at work we've had an Oxana, an Oksana, an Oxhana, and an Ocksanna (who may or may not have had an 'h', I don't remember). All the same in Russian, transliterated multiple ways to Latin alphabet. Apply that to the rest of the language (and others...Japanese - Herburn or Wapuro?) and it starts to get a bit infeasible, don't you think?

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Re: It's as if they're designing it to lose market share

"Just because apps on Android do it doesn't make it right, it's highly irritating on there too."

Upvote. Because of recent EU rules on banking, quite often when I buy something from a website I'm asked the switch to the bank app to authorise the purchase. If I do that, I find that upon switching back, the OS unloaded the browser and thus threw away all the order information/basket contents. So I've just authorised a purchase that got "forgotten".

What I have to do is either use my tablet and phone, or wait for the thing to time out and offer to send me a text instead (then wait more until it arrives). It's a pain in the arse, and, I suspect, just a lot of security theatre for no actual benefit (it's the same bank that replaced my longish foreign word password with a five digit PIN because this is "my trusted device" <facepalm emoji>).

How not to train your Dragon: What happens when you teach an AI game sex-abuse stories then blame players

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Re: These are the Beginnings

"The AI can write a book for you."

By regurgitating bits of other books that it can already scanned and read.

I really wish people would stop thinking of AI as some sort of mystical God. It isn't in any way intelligent as it lacks understanding of what it is dealing with. Hence, it's just clever pattern matching that makes suggestions and additions by recognising what you wrote resembles something it saw someplace else, so maybe you're writing the same thing. If you're lucky, it might be able to predict what will happen next by simply detecting and following the trend, much as a child can work out and correctly guess the next in the Fibonacci sequence given the first few numbers and no explanation of what links them.

This article demonstrates, yet again, that AI is not the holy grail of computing. It is, however, much more like the holy grail of bullshit.

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Re: maturity

Minute oneth problem. The article states "two Mormon brothers in Utah". It doesn't strike me as a belief system that would even acknowledge such smuttiness exists until it smacks them in the face, upon which time it'll be necessary to freak out and blame everybody else because "training the AI on porn" is surely some sort of cardinal offence that'll get them excommunicated to the gulag...

Alternative search providers write letter to EU complaining that Google antitrust action achieved diddly-squat

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The problem is more than just Google dominance

I've heard of DuckDuckGo because of the supposed privacy aspects.

I haven't heard of the others. What do they bring to the table? Or are they just lesser offerings that want to sit at the big table?

Things that are not PogChamp: Amazon's Twitch has its source code, streamer payout data leaked

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Re: House of cards...

You forgot to add: Everybody who is anybody is on MySpace. MySpace is the place to be.

My what? Um...

Brit builders merchant Travis Perkins opts for Oracle after ERP disaster with Infor

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Re: and facing a maximum possible contractual exposure to about £65m

Actual quote from the article: which it hoped to avoid.

Hoped, past tense, as in all being lost. That's why I didn't quote that part.

Upvote for the other message because, yeah, bargepoles aren't long enough (but a stack of banknotes will do nicely).

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and facing a maximum possible contractual exposure to about £65m

Who is it that actually agrees to contacts where a company can fail to deliver within the agreed time frame (plus reasonable delay margin) and still get paid?

We have some sad news about Facebook. It has returned to the internet after six-hour mega outage

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Re: nostradamus totally totally predicited this would happen

You are oh so very close to the truth...

On a Windows 11 laptop, one uses Google to get to Facebook (because it's somehow easier to type Google and then search for Facebook than to remember a 12 letter URL).

A few months of Facebook activity, and one is in danger of qualifying as one of the aforementioned zombies.

The apocalypse happens when more people depend upon the services of a single corporate, than don't (I find it worrying how many people equated Facebook's failure as "the internet isn't working").

Given that it's been years and numerous stories about profiling people, pushing just their right buttons, screwing with democracy, and giving a platform to the terminally stupid to amass followers like sheep caught in a web of confirmation bias, I wonder if the apocalypse is already on its way?

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PC LOAD LETTER

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Re: All their tools were down as well...

"I could of have told you so"

FTFY.

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Re: Something Else

"trying to find out what was going on because they couldn't take any customer orders, etc."

Almost makes me want to learn to play the violin.

I was sent a mailshot by some magazine company. Some of the offerings sounded good, but their contact was on Facebook and their method of contact was Messenger.

Mailshot -> recyclage.

My opinion of a company using Facebook for their services is lower than my opinion of a company with a Wanadoo/Yahoo/GMail email address.

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Re: LOL

It seems Facebook and Twitter are where one must go in order to interact with companies these days. It's almost as if customer service is an entirely alien concept.

What if Chrome broke features of the web and Google forgot to tell anyone? Oh wait, that's exactly what happened

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Re: I still hand write HTML...it isn't that difficult

Upvote for ArcWeb and Netsurf.

ArcWeb was my first browser too, and when I'm not using Firefox on my phone, I'm probably using Netsurf on RISC OS.

I mentioned MSIE because websites these days use CSS a lot and look kind of shit on a browser that doesn't understand that, which is why I didn't mention a really old browser like ArcWeb or Arachne. I'm aware of what IE did, I lived through the Browser Wars...

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Re: Page loading speeds

The company I work for has some new fancy HR crap that they expect us to use for preparation for our annual interview.

I swear to god, we're looking at at least forty five seconds to load the intro page (which is actually a pretty simple looking "dashboard", it's not like a big image or anything).

I rather imagine I'm liable to tell my boss I lost the will to live waiting for it to do anything useful for me. If she doesn't buy that, I can always point out how utterly and completely it is broken on mobile devices. It seems to understand mobile because it's slightly better behaved when in desktop mode. As for mobile? Well, let's see, an insane screen width and disallow manual zooming and resizing.

I dunno who made this crap, but if IT procurement was my responsibility, all of this would be flushed to the null device. If the user facing aspect is this bad, I dread to think what it's like under the hood.

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I still hand write HTML...it isn't that difficult

And I specificity don't test with Chrome because the Android version of Chrome insists on buggering around with text sizes with no opportunity to turn this behaviour off, so I just ignore it. It does what it does and I don't give a crap. Stuff is still visible, if the relative sizes of different parts of the document are all messed up, that's on Google, not me.

As for breaking changes, maybe this is true if you use all the cutting edge still implemented because "this feature is awesome!" and later withdrawn when the size of its risk is actually understood (battery status API, anybody?). But if you stick with proper standards and not what some browser dev is currently wanking over... Guess what, it'll work from MSIE (remember that) to the latest Firefox, and everything in between.

Sir Tim Berners-Lee and the BBC stage a very British coup to rescue our data from Facebook and friends

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Itty bitty flaw in the plan

Google talks to government, who talks to Biden, who talks to Johnson, who tells the BBC to stop this nonsense or next year's budget will be half what it is today.

Confusion at Gare de Rennes as Windows shuffles off for a Gauloise

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Having just recently been to Rennes

(as it's my préfecture, I live nearby)

My advice is simple - go to Nantes. Went for the first time by train in August, and the attitude and behaviour was remarkable. I found Nantes open and friendly and vibrant. Rennes, on the other hand, is best described as shades of grey devoid of colour (though, I will grant, the métro is nifty).

What do iOS and Android have in common? Their apps suck at privacy, boffins say

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Re: Two-fold problem

Definitely blame the developers. My experience of Android is that advertising is growing. What used to be acceptable little textual adverts is more and more full video adverts with sound (on by default) and a five second timeout. Because money. App shows enough adverts, dev gets some coin.

Sometimes I wonder if it's an app with adverts, or if it's an elaborate advert delivery mechanism. Either way, the adverts show up and the developer makes some money. And nobody gives a stuff about tracking or privacy (if, indeed, the dev even realises, he may just be using a bog standard library that does everything automagically).

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Re: Firefox...

That's why I run an older version of Android Firefox, before they fucked it up. All my add-ons work.

Of course, it's a sorry commentary on progress when updating reduces functionality, isn't it?

Revealed: How to steal money from victims' contactless Apple Pay wallets

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Re: Need a stolen powered on iphone

"Another theoretical vulnerability makes it into the zeitgeist..."

Ah, but there's money to be made here. So expect iBling thefts to rise, and the bad guys to have "a device" that makes this thieving possible. They don't have to understand how it works, only how to use it. So...

Which? survey finds people would actually pay the online giants not to take their data

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Am I eighteen?

I have a GMail address that I use for places I don't trust. It recently got an email from Google saying that because I have not proven that I'm over eighteen, several settings have been changed.

I signed in, had a look at what they wanted. I could either "pay" a zero amount with a bank card (giving Google my card information in the process) or the slower mode by taking a photo of my identity card/passport and sending it to them (giving Google, essentially, my identity).

Fuck off you fucking rapacious fucks.

I get that they need to know if I'm over eighteen, but that's just way too much information to hand over for an email address. I barely trust the government not to lose/share/get hacked, I sure as hell am not going to send that sort of information to god only knows where, to be kept for god only knows how long, and potentially shared with god only knows who.

If it's going to rain within the next 90 mins, this very British AI system can warn you

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What!?

Satellites, loads of sensors, radar, supercomputers, AI, billions of banknotes, and decades of experience...

...and the "accuracy" is 90 minutes? That's worse than a rural granny.

BT sued by representatives of the dead over unbundled landline market abuse claims

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Won't anyone think of the children zombies?!

Years of development, millions of lines of code, and Android can't even run a toilet

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Given that public toilets are often designed to be indestructible

I wonder how long a sensitive touch screen would last out in the wild?

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Re: Targeted ads

I see you're dribbling, would you like some help with that?

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Isn't this a solution looking for a problem?

I mean, FFS, a special uses-less-water urinal likely does more eventual environmental damage due to being wildly overengineered rather than some simple easy to repair mechanical contraption, like, oh, I dunno, a push knob that doesn't spew water for thirty seconds?

As Google sets burial date for legacy Chrome Extensions, fears for ad-blockers grow

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Re: Toy extensions won't mess with their revenue stream.

"what red lines they're looking at"

Three simple things.

1, block all content that isn't approved (scripts, images over a certain size, pop-ups)

2, auto-delete all unapproved cookies after 120 seconds

3, completely block all requests to domains known to serve up nothing worthwhile (doubleclick, facebook, fbcdn...).

You wouldn't let a complete stranger into your home, to insert a USB key into your computer, to run the software of their choosing on your machine. So why the hell does everybody seem to think it's okay to do this "in a browser". If the script offers me benefit, then it (and it alone) can run. Otherwise, GTFO.

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Toy extensions won't mess with their revenue stream.

Title says it all, but really it shouldn't come as a surprise to anybody that a global ad flinger revises their browser in such a way that it will no longer be able to offer the same degree of privacy and content blocking that users deserve, as said privacy and blocking invariably blocks the crap that they get paid to fling.

What's sad is how many others are going along with this.

Metro Bank techies placed at risk of redundancy, severance terms criticised

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less than 90

So, eighty nine then?

iFixit prises open the iPhone 13 Pro, claims 'any display replacement knocks out Face ID'

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Re: Minus Glue

I wonder how the repairability score would cater for "yes you can repair things, but other stuff gets maliciously disabled if you do". Sounds like blatant loophole abuse.

If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up

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Re: Aliens

No, it's always DNS. And this is what happens when your routing gets seriously screwed up.

Now, which potential future On Call applicant is willing to wade into the eye of the storm to fix things?

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Re: All these worlds are yours.

"not sure why you got the downvotes"

Inability to differentiate Europa and Europe?

Don't touch that dial – the new guy just closed the application that no one is meant to close

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Re: Back in t'day...

"managed to skip 3 pages of dialogue, go through another couple [...]"

I'm not sure the waiter was the dumb thing in this scenario.

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Re: Question: 10MB/s per Channel?

10 MB/sec for raw? Not likely, a good DVD encode will push 6-7 for an MPEG-2 steam.

Raw is going to be a fair bit more. I get 216 Mbps for PAL.

Source: https://www.erg.abdn.ac.uk/future-net/digital-video/mpeg2.html

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Re: As a young broadcast engineer, unschooled in IT at the time

Not just that, but if it's such an important application, why was it possible to shut it down with just a click? It should have popped up dire warnings, asked for a password, or simply refused to shut down until the computer itself was being turned off or rebooted...

A Burger King where the only Whopper is the BSOD font

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Re: Didn't say if a purchase was made?

Around here (north west France), BK is bigger, tastier, and cheaper than the sad clown. But, holy crap is it greasy. I find as I get ever crustier, my gut is less willing to tolerate some of the weirdness that I throw it's way. And BK, sadly, counts as much weirdness because of the grease content. So now it's like one of these strange sadomasochistic religious events - oh burger, oh cheese, oh yes (but I'm going pay for this later). Yum yum yum yum yum. But not on a day when I need to get up early the next morning. Because, you know, best to be on the safe side.

[I really ought to teach myself to make my own burgers, it would be less grease, real meat, real cheese, and cost a hell of a lot less; but alas, I'm lazy...]

One-size-fits-all chargers? What a great idea! Of course Apple would hate it

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Re: "The UK Government is not currently considering replicating this requirement"

You sure it's not the tail being wagged by the US these days?

At any rate, it's a tail somebody else is wagging.