* Posts by mhenriday

1222 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Dec 2009

NASA’s new lander CRASHES AND BURNS

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Boffin

Say what one will, no one can accuse Morpheus

of sleeping on the job ! Looked more like a nightmare to me....

Henri

Glaswegian scientists snap entangled particles

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Thumb Up

Kudos to the Glaswegian physicists,

to Nature for allowing us ordinary mortals to read the paper, and not least, to Richard for giving us a heads-up !...

Henri

Murdoch pitches battery for renewables

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Meh

Interesting news, Richard,

but your source is rather short on specifics - while it claims « a safe, cost-effective battery with high energy density», it provides no figures at all. I realise that Walter Murdoch was not related to Keith Rupert, but could there be a common aversion to quantification lurking there ?...

Henri

NASA's $2.5bn Curiosity rover: An Apple PowerBook on wheels

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FAIL

«I don't see anything about the processor being an Apple product.

It only says "used" by Apple in a 15yo laptop» And this reference, while no doubt pleasing to the fanboi contingent, is completely irrelevant to the subject of the article, which is the point made above by several commentators. Shouldn't be all that difficult to understand, with careful study and application....

Henri

French minister: 3 strikes anti-piracy rule a 'waste of money'

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Headmaster

«No bad thing, but it's a hard [sic !] for freetards to spell»

Had you not chosen to hide behind a mask, dear AC, those benighted souls could, perhaps have turned to you for aid not merely with English orthography, but grammar as well....

Henri

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Pint

Intelligence over the channel,

continent cut off....

Henri

Foldable NFC keyboard could tempt Android users

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Big Brother

Re: Can't replace the battery?

That's no joke, xyz - Apple is no doubt already preparing to sue in Ms Koh's court....

Henri

Chinese tech players take aim at Apple's talking tech

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Boffin

As any fule who has lived and worked in China kno,

dialectical differences in the pronunciation of the so-called «common language» (普通话) are many and not infrequently mutually unintelligible. One can't help wondering if, given the prevalence of smart phones and what seems to be a desire for voice recognision and natural language processing technology in that country, these latter are going to do as much, if not more to standardise the Chinese spoken language than radio and television have done these last six decades....

Henri

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不似春光

胜似春光!。。。

Henri

Samsung fingered in child labour allegations at China plant

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Big Brother

The exploitation of students in China's vocational education system,

well described in the pdf file to which Phil provides a link, reminds me, for some odd reason, of the way so-called «internships» and «job-training programmes» are currently used to extract unpaid labour from students and others in North America and Europe. Here relations between capital and labour have moved decisively in favour of the former during the last three decades ; I hope that will not prove to be the case in the coming three decades in China....

Henri

First full landing site and colour pictures back from Mars

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Boffin

I fear, Ian, that in concentrating on Mr Ferdowsi,

you neglected the really vital story, which can be found here : http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/earth-hails-successful-mars-invasion-2012080637126?utm_campaign=08082012. Earth bacteria colonising Mars is one thing, but imagine if that «peace, philosophy, and so forth» infected the rover and managed in some fashion to make its way to this planet....

Henri

Using Facebook causes less eco damage than farting, figures show

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Pint

Re: "Facebook: better than farting"

No, rather, «Facebook : more environmentally sustainable than farting» - «better» being a subjective judgement, with which, I for one, would beg to disagree. Not sure whether that makes me a «hippy» or an «anti-hippy» in Lewis' view.....

Henri

Russian tech baron shocks physicists with £3m cash wad

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Happy

What strikes me as interesting about this prize

is that in choosing the first awardees, Yuri Borisovich Milner was willing to go out on a limb and give prizes to researchers whose theories have not (yet ?) been validated (to the degree that any theory can be said to be validated). Sort of like awarding a prize to Peter Ware Higgs, Robert Brout, François Englert & Co for the Higgs mechanism/boson back in, say, 1970. It will be interesting to see whether awardees themselves, who will choose future rounds of prize winners, will dare to be so bold....

Henri

British Gas parent to grab £500m North Sea gas tax break

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Big Brother

This is merely George Gideon Oliver Osborne's way

of reducing the UK's budget deficit - and if you fail to grasp how the new £500m field allowance will aid in that worthy task, you are probably an over-age chav who should be ASBOed immediately....

Henri

Will Samsung's patent court doc leak backfire spectacularly?

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FAIL

And, pray tell,

just what were those «several obvious facts and to whom were/are they «obvious» ? You wouldn't care to cite any sources, would you, «RogerThat» ?...

Henri

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Big Brother

After having waded through the material

released by the Samsung team to journalists (http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1257891/Samsung_unredacted_trial_brief.pdf), I can understand why Apple is up in arms - they obviously haven't got a leg to stand on in this case - but how Lucy Haeran Koh can keep this evidence from the jurors and then assert that this is a fair trial is quite beyond me. Here we have proof positive that not merely the patent system, but also the (in)justice system in the USA is in dire need of reform - but that doesn't come as a surprise to anyone, now does it ?...

Henri

Motorola’s next Razr ‘leaks’ online

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Boffin

«Unfortunately for Motorola, the phone still appears to be broadly-rectangular [sic !],

a shape which we all now know certain corporate residents of Cupertino invented long before Euclid started fooling with geometry.»

Shouldn't that read ««Unfortunately for Motorola, the phone still appears to be broadly rectangular, a shape which we all now know certain corporate residents of Cupertino invented long before Euclid - and Lucy Haeran Koh - started fooling with geometry» ? After all, credit where credit is due....

Henri

Race to super-slim Ultrabooks: More ultra-thin hybrid drives on way

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Unhappy

I'm with K (not, I presume, the protagonists of Das Schloss), here -

to my mind, the greatest problem with laptops in general and so-called ultrabooks in particular (aside from excessive prices for the latter) is poor screen resolution. This also applies, alas, to desktop monitors ; just about everything else in hardware has improved at an amazing rate, save for the screen resolution on affordable monitors. Hope we shall see some progress in this field in the near future !...

Henri

LOHAN breathes fire in REHAB

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Coat

«A different nozzle design can improve trust ...»

I'm working on it, but my surgeon says it's a hard go....

Henri

Higgs boson chasers: Now only 1-in-300 MILLION chance we're wrong

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Coat

Trevor, would a new pair of

specs help here ?...

Henri

Bribery claims call Chinese labour audits into question

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Big Brother

Ms Chan hit the nail on the head :

«Debby Chan, a project officer at SACOM who exposed alleged malpractice at Apple ODM Foxconn, argued that bribery is only part of the problem with audits and that the root problem is the absence of genuine trade unions in China», but given the attitude of a large number of members of the US Congress towards trade unions (at least US trade unions), it is more than a tad ironic to hear these complaints about factory working conditions and wages being aired in a US Congressional hearing....

Henri

Chinese student's smut obsession lands 2,000 in JAIL

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Boffin

«Usually, initiatives to crack down on pornography, malware

and fraudulent web sites are nothing more than a cover for something far more important to Party bosses – shutting down online political dissent.» You do have evidence for that statement, do you not, Phil - given your long and initmate association with «Party bosses» ? Or are you suggesting that when the police shut down this network (which, unless more serious issues were uncovered (pardon the pun !) than pornography, I suggest is an egregious waste of police resources, which even in China are not unlimited), it was all a mistake, and they actually intended to so something else (and twice as nefarous - after all, they're Chinese) entirely ? The article would have been greatly improved by editing out that last superciliously ignorant little paragraph....

Henri

Apple blacklisted by Chinese consumer watchdog

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Unhappy

Well, Mr C Hill, I must confess that I was gobsmacked

to see you write that «[your] next Macbook will have Applecare». In your place, I should rather have written something on the order of «therefore, I shall never again purchase an Apple product until I hear from reliable sources that Apple is beginning to treat its customers as valuable assets, rather than as dupes to be exploited mercilessly». Now, in any event, I better understand why Apple can get away with its predatory policies - a sufficient number of its customers are willing to continue accepting such treatment, time after time and device after device. Amazing !...

Henri

Bradley Manning's lawyers seek to show 'cruel treatment'

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FAIL

Poor Matt, you seem, alas, to have suffered a relapse of

that grave orthographical disorder . Perhaps the «treatment» to which Mr Manning was forced to submit - in particular the «suicide[-]prevention bed, blanket and smock» would be helpful ? Drastic, I know, but yours seems to be a case that demands what are referred to in the profession as «heroic measures»....

Henri

WikiLeaks punks The New York Times with op-ed hoax

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Pint

«It further paints Keller as a government patsy ....»

That about nails it, innit ?...

Henri

'We asked firms if they were looking at Windows 8, most laughed'

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Pint

Aren't critics being a tad too negative here ?

Rather than an «unprecedented insult» to women, shouldn't «0xB16B00B5» instead be regarded as an unprecendented encouragement to plastic surgeons ? After all, they get paid to put the implants in and then, when it is discovered how dodgy they are, they get paid to take them out again. A real win-win !...

Henri

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Boffin

The Greeks demonstrated a method for proving a negative -

that, for example, the square root of 2 is not a rational number, quite some time ago (whether or not the proof in Eukleides' «Elements» is an interpolation). Just because the intellectually challenged, like Donald Henry Rumsfeld and his ilk, don't get it doesn't mean that it is beyond the grasp of the average Reg Reader....

Henri

Boffins nail oceanic carbon capture process

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Boffin

Nice article, Richard - as usual -

but perhaps you could explain to me why the usual Reg stalwarts - none named, none forgotten - have refrained from commenting on the report by the BEST team and ertwhile skeptic Richard Muller to the effect that 1) global warming is real and 2) that it is largely anthropogenic. In addition to Professor Muller's own OpEd in the «NY Times», to which you kindly provide a link, a fairly lengthy article on the matter can be found in yesterday's «Guardian» : http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jul/29/climate-change-sceptics-change-mind?CMP=EMCNEWEML1355....

Henri

Namibia unveils whopper Cherenkov telescope

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Pint

Thanks for the update, Richard -

nice to see a Reg article which just reports the fact, ma'am, without including the author's (not Mr Chirgwin's) ideological ballast !...

Henri

China denies US chopper tech espionage claim

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FAIL

You posed the question, Phil :

«So who do we believe? A federal court and a shamed defence contractor hit with a $75m fine, or the Chinese government?» Any reason to prefer the account of one of the two parties to this dispute to that of the other - aside from your evident antipathy for China ? Or do you mean that «federal court[s] and [...] shamed defence contractor[s]» would never lie - so long as they are located in the US ? Rather than asking a rhetorical question, you might want to try doing some journalism for a change and investigating the matter sufficiently so that you can provide a credible answer to a serious query....

Henri

UK Border Agency to create 'national allegations database'

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WTF?

Re: Where UKBA can go for advice...

No, no, no, not STASI - you're forgetting the «special relationship» ! The obvious man for the post is Joseph Arpaio, Sherrif of Arizona's Maricopa County, who is an acknowledged «expert» in dealing with immigrants and who may just be available for a post as senior advisor to the UKBA, if his terms can be met....

Henri

Tony Blair bod's Gmail hack teen gets 6 months

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Big Brother

Considering the nature of the crimes committed by Mr Blair

and the offenses committed by this Mr Hussain and the respective consequences for each of them, I can't help wanting to simplify Martin Luther King's famous dictum to the effect that «... the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends toward justice» to the somewhat more accurate «the arc of the moral universe is bent»....

Henri

WTO to probe China rare earth stranglehold claims

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Big Brother

Have to agree, Phil - those Chinese are baaad !

After all, China has around 30 % of known rare earth reserves (as pointed out by Tim above, neither W nor Mo are among the so-called «rare earths», i e, the lanthanides plus Sc and Y) and produces about 97 % of those available on the market. This would seem to mean that countries with 70 % of known reserves produce approximately 3 % of the rare earths available on the market. The obvious conclusion to draw from all this is that it is those dastardly Chinese who are holding the market to ransom and that the other countries sitting on all those reserves and which don't choose to produce for the market have nothing at all to do with any lack of these materials there. Right, Phil ?...

Henri

Huawei profits tumble as global economy falters

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Boffin

Phil, to put Huawei's Q2 results in perspective,

wouldn't it have been wise to compare with Ericsson's, which showed a 1 % increase in net sales (-17 % in networks) YoY, but a sharp (63 %) decline in net income (http://www.ericsson.com/res/investors/docs/q-reports/2012/6month12-en.pdf) ? Under these circumstances, Huawei doesn't seem to be doing so bad....

Henri

Up the ZIL LANE to the Beach Volleyball changing rooms with BONG!

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Boffin

But you see,

the Olympics are run along the same lines as the court of Ms Koh, who seems unable to recognise the difference between an Apple iPad and a Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1. So can it go....

Henri

PS : When - if ever - Mr Bong (Baung ?), you get around to removing the mouthpiece, you might want to note that 毛泽东's name is now generally transliterated as «Mao Zedong». Welcome to the modern world !...

Russians in audacious stratobeer mission

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Pint

Velkopopovický - in both pale and dark versions ?

Those were Russians of culture, as any Švejk fan kno. Don't blame them for emptying the tins first ; I'd certainly have done the same....

Be waiting for them down at U Kalicha at six in the evening after the War*...

Henri

*Pity now that we seem to be going back to wars that really take a long time to come to an end, like the Thirty Years War or the Hundred Years War, rather than relatively limited conflicts like WW I, in which Švejk and his comrades played so honourable a role....

Apple boots privacy name-and-shame app Clueful from store

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Boffin

Wow ! I'd never have thought that we'd be hearing from

Reg readers who couldn't find their way to Adblock Plus and therewith avoid a mass of crappy advertising from Microsoft and others of that ilk ! But then, of course, one does have to be using a half-way decent browser, such as Firefox or Chrome, for the extension to be supported - IE users need not apply....

Henri

Kim Dotcom mounts freedom campaign

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Pint

Have to congratulate the US government, the MPAA, the RIAA and the local vassals

in New Zealand - they've actually made me feel sympathy for and brotherhood with «Kim Dotcom». Not a mean achievement, but they did it all by themselves with just a wee bit of help from all their money and their thuggish SWAT teams....

Henri

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Boffin

Why not just update your browser

to the current FF stable version, 14.0.1, rather than expecting a new website to support an outdated version of a browser which can be updated for free ?...

Henri

Samsung SMACKDOWN: US appeals court keeps ban on Galaxy Tab

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Unhappy

What's got me worried is «sheet 4 of 4» of that patent (US D 504,889 S) ;

does that mean that if I hold such a device in my left hand and tap on it with the index finger of my right, I have to pay a license fee to Apple ? Good thing I prefer desktops and keyboards - but since Apple and the USPTO seem to have no understanding of the notion «prior art», perhaps I'm not safe even then....

Henri

Japanese publisher, staff arrested over backup software offer

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FAIL

Not to worry !

Soon GNU/Linux will be outlawed as infringing the divine right of MPAA, RIAA, and a motley crew of local vassals from extracting the artificial monopoly profits that those copy-prevention mechanisms are meant to ensure. No doubt, we find ourselves before the gates of that innovation paradise promised us by the promoters of something called «intellectual property» (otherwise known as shamelessly stealing - and then patenting - others' work (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW0DUg63lqU)) and when all such infringements have been rigorously stamped out we will be allowed in, upon showing the tickets that we have duly purchased at monopoly prices....

Henri

PS : I had first thought to cite Thomas Jefferson to the effect that «the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs, nor a favored few booted and spurred, ready to ride them legitimately, by the grace of God», but then thought better of it, as I didn't wish to fall into the bad graces of that eminent Reg philosopher, Andrew Orlowski....

Microsoft hires former Hillary Clinton adviser as top strategist

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WTF?

Steven Anthony Ballmer and Mark Penn - wow !

Now there's a pair with the technical and intellectual credentials to make everybody disable any other search motor they may have, in sancta simplicitas, been using and rush to Badda Bing Badda Boom ! Bet Hillary «we came, we saw, he died» Rodham Clinton is with them from the get-go !...

Henri

UK's tax-funded boffinry to be published FREE for all

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Unhappy

Will one really have to sit on a UK bog

in order to access this research ? That may be asking rather much of the more squeamish prospective readers among us....

Henri

Dumpling squid do it WHENEVER THEY CAN, FOR HOURS ON END!

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Pint

I want those «green and orange highlights»

as a «smart phone» app - and I want it NOW !...

Henri

Kiwi judge steps aside from Dotcom extradition hearings

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Big Brother

Well, I for one am relieved to learn that Judge Harvey has recused himself -

after all, judges are allowed - indeed, encouraged - to be members of societies dedicated to promoting the interests of so-called «rights holders» (MPAA, RIAA, and organisations of that ilk) and judge in cases directly affecting these interests, as is the custom here in Sweden (cf the infamous «Pirate Bay» trials), but to publicly express opinions which do not promote these interests is a No No. Order has at last been restored ; «God/the US goverment/MPAA/RIAA/'s in his Heaven/All's right with the world»....

Henri

ZTE claims it's hiring, not firing

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Big Brother

«The US House of Representatives Intelligence Committee is investigating

alleged ties with the Chinese government after fears were raised that kit produced by the two telecoms giants could give back door access to state-sponsored snoopers.» Please do enlighten me, Phil - was the esteemed committee - the name of which hardly describes the qualities of its members (who have, however, shown themselves extermely clever at collecting «campaign contributions») referring to such «state-sponsored snoopers» as the NSA, the CIA, etc, etc ?...

Henri

China risks mountain of unsold PCs

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Meh

«The only note of real pessimism in the past few months

has come from Samsung, whose China CEO, Kim Young-ha, went on record in May complaining the government's austerity measures were hurting consumer demand.» On the other hand, the Chinese government has since then moved to loosen credit in order to mitigate the slowdown ; only time will tell if they can succeed in successfully manoeuvring between the Scylla of stagnation and the Charybdis of inflation....

Henri

French credit card allows Wikileaks donations

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Boffin

I'm sure, Scorchio!!, that you meant to say that collections should be taken up

for the victims of the policies - the interminable wars, the coups d'états, etc, etc, that Wikipedia has helped to reveal to the world, the victims of which number in the millions. I expect you will be among the first to contribute....

Henri

Much of China still has rubbish net connections, stats show

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Boffin

Just for the sake of argument,

may I suggest that a more appropriate country to compare with China (area : 9,640,821 km2, population 1 339 724 852 persons) in this regard would be India (area : 3,287,263 km2, population : 1 210 193 422 persons) rather than the UK (area : 243,610 km2, population : 63 162 000 persons) ?...

Henri

Acer EMEA boss: PC crash hit us like a coal mine GAS BLAST

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Meh

This may sound naive or at least terribly old-fashioned,

but have the Acer execs considered producing better quality products as a means to gaining users' trust ?...

Henri