31 posts • joined 16 Dec 2009
...or maybe it won't
"bi line" - fnarr.
Re: Something doesn't add up here...
Gulliver's lawyer (who would of drafted the original clause)
I really hope the lawyer drafts better than you do
Re: Rigorous Logic vs. Methane Spirals from Uranus
Er, if he gave away all his money he would then be poor.
"Some critics have argued that medical records could end up in the wrong hands WHEN data mishaps and security blunders occur."
Fixed that for you.
It's called a DIY for a reason.
Re: It's official!!!!
As we're reminiscing,I saw Sarah Bee in the letters page of Private Eye this week. Happy days...
Broadchurch was really good. That's about it really
have to return it to the dealer if your battery needs replacing?
I would have thought this would be concentrated in the Vatican rather than the US.
Faciam me tunica mea
When pointing out spelling mistakes, please proofread your own posts with extra care..
Not just Southampton
I've stayed here a few times - nice place http://www.hobbithotel.co.uk/ Are they going to be next? Maybe they were hoping nobody would mention them - sorry!
It certainly takes it out of you
Does that mean ...
As a Transgender Werewolf, wouldn't you just use a lamppost?
No, we're in England (well I am). That's how we spell the word.
Not Strictly Accurate...
That's "Nineteen" and "its themes or characters". if you're going to use the pedant icon, you need to read your post several times before clicking 'Submit'.
My son doesn't have one. Long story, but he'll always be the wild card when playing "innie or outie".
Not my fault, guv
This sounds just like Andrew Lansley saying that nurses didn't like the NHS cuts because they hadn't been explained properly. We're all too stupid to go out and buy new 3D TVs, too.
Was that your two penne's worth?
Charging younger people more for insurance? isn't that age discrimination and therefore illegal too? Let's all pay £2,000 a year and be done with it.
I see you can now post death threats with impunity. Good job you didn't threaten to damage an airport or you would be in trouble.
Thank you, Sir or Madam
I've never heard anyone else ever mention SINTRAN. I used to work for Norsk in the late 90s writing reports on their call management system. The technical skills I learned there became obsolete quicker than any other skillset I have acquired before or since.
Worse than that
Wasn't even "on" the moon, just near it. Meh.
Won't rename one building
but happy to rename the whole state to "Indianna"...
smile.co.uk (part of the Co-op bank) - no card reader, British call centre (think it's in Lancashire) and you can use Post Offices to pay money in. I've been with them over 10 years and never had an issue.
Get your jetpack here
You even get change from $100,000
(Still grinning from being first with "I am Sparticle")
Will a particle come out announcing "I am Sparticle?" Or will it only spin to the far left?
What are the odds? About 1 in 10, apparently.
Re: Did I win?
You put a hyphen in "full-stop", so you don't win anything.
That'll be handy. I assume they'll stop at 21 (or 20 for the women-only version).
http://www.virgindigitalhelp.co.uk/pages/Article.aspx?ArticleId=040934612103937 - how to secure your wireless network
Tells you to use WEP even though the screenshot they use has WPA as an option. First page I looked at, and the advice is bad.
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