And I thought this was meant to be a joke
100 posts • joined 16 Dec 2009
$1.547bn in other compensation? That's a hell of a lot of Luncheon Vouchers.
I'm hoping for a pat on the back.
So that's what comes out of Cowes.
Clickbait on El Reg now? Shame on you.
If there's a Playmobil reconstruction then it won't have happened.
"All I know is what's on the Internet" - artificial intelligence or natural stupidity? Could be Tay, could be Donald.
"would you like me to help you find some Nazi goat porn?"
And those surprisingly violent arguments about who was holding the conch.
Don't forget the missing apostrophe in "its useful", so
Trains delayed by the weather? Only in the third world...
It is simultaneously too cold and too warm until the moment you put your Schrodinger's coat on.
Ha ha ha.
The causal relationship between vaccines and autism is well established. People on the autistic spectrum are over-represented in areas such as scientific research, which leads to the conclusion that autism causes vaccines.
They're apes. If in doubt as to which family something falls into, please refer to any of the films in the "Planet of the Apes" series. They aren't documentaries but they do understand the distinction between apes and monkeys.
And popularised by Cicero.
Try saying it out loud.
...or both. Colour me chastised.
against left-handers. My wife will be really cross when she finds out.
The Edison link doesn't work. It's http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/07/intel_demos_pconsd_tiny_computer_for_internet_of_things_and_wearables/
"IT? How hard can it be? I am a DOCTOR!"
It's hardly brain surgery, is it?
"And that was down to the data centre done looking at backups if they worked of not. I know keep an eye on it myself and kick them when it does not run."
Please tell me you don't write code.
I suppose they kept playing "De Do Do Do De Da Da Da" until he just couldn't take it any more.
So that rules out animal life on Mars.
What about Sméagoogle robots?
Does that keep things both hot and cold at the same time, like David Beckham's Thermos flask?
Can I uncross my legs now?
They have a section for "Women's bras" - I assume the Men's bras are still under development. I'm underdeveloped myself in that area.
Is that how much space is devoted to Doctor Who merchandise?
I think Sharknado might have been badly dubbed into Dutch and come across as a documentary.
Well there's a list of some things with robots and AI in. Thanks.
And it's grisly. A grizzly end is when you've survived long enough to go a bit Gary Lineker around the temples.
"Sharks on drones...?"
Isn't that the plot of Sharknado 4?
Yes, I do remember those times - and I'm glad to see that The Reg has started republishing proper science articles on this subject instead.
Was there a diagram showing where to insert it?
"If only one could use killed animals psychic energy..."
+ several for the Banana Phone reference
We get to see a Willem Dafoe/Kevin Bacon deathmatch.
Does the jukebox only work when your glass is full?
I'm getting the impression you're boweled over by this new release.
It was a bit of a shock to realise "Deep Throat" was that long ago.
I was playing Good Vibrations on a boom box years ago.
Reg readers are aware that kinetic energy= mv2/2. Welcome to the site.
Could someone explain tl;dr too please - it'll save me looking it up.
"A year is 365.25 days, so this is acceptable downtime."
A tropical year is 365.242189 days. If it was 365.25 days we wouldn't need the rule that century years are only leap years if they are divisible by 400.
"At the same time, build, Firefox, and platform engineers continue to pay a tax to support Thunderbird."
Proper tech companies don't pay tax.
And yes it does, doesn't it?
To be fair, you did warn everyone.
To be fair, engineers who can solve problems on how plate tectonics used to work on Mars are rather thin on the ground.
Was there also a spelling test?
If you'd used Outlook to check your post before sending, it might have highlighted the difference between effect and affect for you.