* Posts by Jan 0

1399 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Dec 2009

Rookie programmer's code goes up in flames ... kind of

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Re: Vital detail missing

Ah, Bug Dens as the locals used to call them.

iPhone 14 car crash detection triggered by roller coasters

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Re: Six Flags Great America in Chicago

I have a dim memory of what a fannypack was, but I have no idea what this comment means.

Block this: Using satellites to plaster ads over our skies could work, say boffins

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Re: What do you mean, "It's been done?"

ObIT: Is that Larry Ellison in the bottom right?

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Re: Come back Soviet Union, all is forgiven.

I meant physical ads like highway bill boards!

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Come back Soviet Union, all is forgiven.

For all it's faults, you didn't see advertisements.

Google reveals Pixel 7 phones with 1.7 Stadias of security fixes promised

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Lens apertures

Most of us would rather know the (equivalent) focal length of the lenses and whether image stabilisation is in software or hardware.

Europe lagging behind South Korea, Japan, US in 5G rollout

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Re: 5G Ohhh Ahh!

Other than the bandwidth monitor, what Apps do you have on your 'phone that can use 400 Mb/s? Can anyone sling ads at you at that rate?

Boffins hunt and kill cockroaches with machine vision laser

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Maybe let's wait for the perfection of the lower powered mosquito laser?

This 'roach laser sounds as if it could do severe damage to humans. Let's start with something lower powered that maybe only lightly scars the owner's retinas?

Physics Nobel Prize in a superposition between three quantum physicists

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Re: 79, 75, 77

> So, they were quite younger when they did their thing.

Will anyone remember, yet alone reward, the Kardashians when they are that old?

ObReg: == Bring us Dabbsy back! ==

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Re: Measuring a property does not set it...

Are you the same Anonymous Coward or an entangled pair?

ObReg: == Bring us Dabbsy back! ==

UK politico proposes site for prototype nuclear fusion plant

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Nuclear power?

Is this just another way to raise steam, or are we any nearer to directly converting nuclear energy to electricity?

Hot DRAM, Micron promises $100b for 'largest chip fab in US history'

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Re: Words, words and more words

Surely Ascension is too small? How about Zanzibar?

Samsung’s Smart Monitor tries too hard to be clever

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Re: a low-end "smart" TV

FON was a great way to be nice to strangers or get wifi when out and about, killed in the UK when BT borged it. I've noticed that there still are a few Foneros around the Mediterranean, msybe elsewhere? Good mobile data bandwidth is still patchy.

China spins up giant battery built with US-patented tech

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Re: Small decentralized, please

Come back Navitron!

Where can I buy Chinese eco-home products in the UK nowadays, without them being rebadged and extortionateky priced?

Those screws on the Apple Watch Ultra are a red herring

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Re: Do any analog watches

It's not difficult at all if the designer understands how O-rings work. I have two 1970s diving watches going strong. One is self winding, so has only been opened once, the other needs a battery every 5(?) years.

Cloudflare's invisible CAPTCHA works by probing browsers with JavaScript

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Re: Stopped me from one website

Nah, that's last years model. It doesn't have the live scorpions.

Arm founder says the UK has no chance of tech sovereignty

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Re: Herr Hauser Surely you Beau Gest

@lordrobot

Ah, so the British Industrial Revolution was Marx's inspiration? You learn something every day!

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Re: Digital, Culture, Media and Sport

Re: 25 years ago:

i was running Linux at home and work and had a free login on the Telegraph website. Programmable calculators were at least 20 years older!

Australia asks FBI to help find attacker who stole data from millions of users

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> "Ransom not payed"

What bludger wrote this? Is this some bizarre attempt at parodying Aussie English? Don't Aussies use the same past tense as us?

Can reflections in eyeglasses actually leak info from Zoom calls? Here's a study into it

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Re: Worse than the use of “shined” in the subheading?

Eh, what? Polishing shoes is so nineteen fifties'. Nowadays we might wash them.

Don't want to get run over by a Ford car? There's a Bluetooth app for that

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Re: Braking distance

Surely cars have been getting heavier since the 60s?

Bye bye BoJo: Liz Truss named new UK prime minister

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Re: Trussed Up

Just for starters: Ailsa Craig, Allerdale, Baron Bigod, Binham Blue, Caerphilly, Cashel Blue, Dorstone, Double Gloucester, H........, but I think you'll get stuck at Y...

There must be hundreds that aren't adulterated Cheddars.

Scientists use supercritical carbon dioxide to power the grid

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Re: Heat engines

> 59% of that is re-radiated from the night side as infra red radiation. Good thing too, things would be rather toasty if it wasn't.

Wot? The sunny side is hotter and must rereadiate even more than the cold side. The sum of reradiation from both sides can't be other than 100%.

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Re: recuperator == heat exchanger

@G R Goslin

Full marks for having an ONC! (I have an HNC.) How many in the present day audience havea clue what you're talking about?

We were promised integrated packages. Instead we got disintegrated apps

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Re: B...... Calendars

Have yo not noticed, that"text messages" are as near as dammit free nowadays? That you can send texts to multiple addresses? That texts aren't just limited to short messages?

Whatsapp is great if you live in the third world and have to pay handsomely for SMS and calls and love Zuckerberg riflling your data..

Paper batteries on the cards to power IoT and smart labels

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Re: Third ink?

Well technically, the wire lead is also a resistor. In this case the graphite and carbon black is acting as an extension of the wire lead. (The pedantic might note that before wetting, the carbon is acting as one plate in an (unused) capicitor!)

Battle of the retro Unix desktops: NsCDE versus CDE

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Re: You can not be serious, man ...

By "relative sophistication" I assumed that was comparing it with DOS.

Scientists use dead spider as gripper for robot arm, label it a 'Necrobot'

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Re: Syringe & Liquid

Ye-es, but why use glue rather than a stable fluid?

Chinese booster rocket tumbles back to Earth: 'Non-zero' chance of hitting populated area

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Re:Fluorescent grey

I call it SMIDSY grey.

This credit card-sized PC board can use an Intel Core i7

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Boffin

Hiltons

For those of us who don't understand Fahrenheit, thats -2 to +4 Hn.

Meta proposes doing away with leap seconds

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Wrong Problem

It's a good idea, but it solves the wrong problem. What we need is to smear the leap hours that cause us so many problems when we make them go forward or back for "daylight saving". Let's introduce leap minutes every day for 60 days, then 60 negative leap minutes, when we need to put the clocks back. Let the machines handle that and our bodies won't notice. Bonus, your kids won't try to get you up an hour early when the clocks "go back".

The ensuing debacle night persuade us to abandon "daylight saving" altogether.

We've got a photocopier and it can copy anything

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Re: Years ago....

@42656e4d203239

Chapeau!

For the ingenious circumlocution.

I guess you solve or set a lot of cryptic crosswords.

Trees may help power your next electric car

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improved charcoal

For most of the last century, batteries had a Zinc container and a charcoal conductor rod down the centre of the paste cathode. So plus ca change ....

Alexa Live 2022: Stretching possibilities for voice AI at home

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Re: Let Amazon watch over you and run your entire life

Can you scratch a lubricated arse?

UK lays world's longest autonomous drone superhighway

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Presumably, the corridor can be crossed by other corridors if those corridors occupy different altitudes.

Apple's new MacBook Air: Is the jump to M2 silicon worth another $200?

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Stamp Sized?

I'm still waiting for the return of the 11" Air. Still bigger than an EEPC, but oh so portable. So, I'm still using my 2011 Air with 4GB memory and a 1TB SSD. 16 GB of memory might be enough, but I'd really like a 4TB SSD.

US expands efforts to hamstring China’s chipmaking mojo

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Presumably a ban will just accelerate PRC efforts to build their own EUV lithography kit or maybe improve on it.

Chinese boffins suggest launching nuclear Neptune orbiter in 2030

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kWe??

is an electrical kiloWatt somehow more ore less than a 1000 Watts of any other kind of energy?

Not much of this actually from 'China anymore,' says Northern Light Motors boss

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Where does the shopping or kids go? I'd rather have a Larry vs Harry e-Bullitt and some nice waterproof clothes.

Amazon puts 'creepy' AI cameras in UK delivery vans

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You're all missing the point!

Never mind the ill treatment of the work force. You've all missed their timely solution to the energy crisis!

How did you all miss: "AI-powered cameras"

If Amazon can power cameras with AI, how long before we get AI powered vehicles and home heating systems?

Nuclear Power? No Thanks! I'll settle for less toxic AI!

Beware the fury of a database developer torn from tables and SQL

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Re: I've heard all kinds of stories like this

> It is simply never a good idea to "hide" something unsavoury inside code or on drives etc. It will eventually be discovered

I recall a gentler time when computers (mainframes only back then), were demonstrated with a file containing just the words of "Eskimo Nell". That impressed management far more than the computer generated graphics of a ball bouncing endlessly up an Escher staircse, or the ability to update and print the daily production and sales reports in just a few minutes.

When the expert speaker at an NFT tech panel goes rogue

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Re: Opinion

Whereas horse-pukey is like quickly rejected barley?

AI-powered browser extension to automatically click away cookie pop-ups now promised

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Re: Researchers are already looking for a workaround no doubt.

Civilised countries put drains in the streets so that you don't need to piss on peoples' doors.

The time you solved that months-long problem in 3 seconds

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Re: Because they didn't ask "Alan" before booking the flight

No Internet in the 1980s? Where were you in the 1980s?

Afraid of the big bad Linux desktop? Zorin 16.1 is here

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Re: Android Apps

Don't you ask about systemd first?

New flashpoint: US may ask Chinese tech firms to bin Russia

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Re: Rail "cargo" trains from China to Europe.

> There are microwave boilers - the one aspect i am unable to find out (so far) is the running costs compared to gas boilers. (https://www.heatwayv.com/)

That sounds utterly crazy! A "microwave boiler" can't put any more heat into water than a simple electric boiler with resistive elements and is going to cost more to manufacture and maintain! The only way an electric boiler is going to compete with a gas boiler, is if it uses some kind of heat pump. (Unless we're talking about keeping people warm in their homes, by generating microwaves in their vicinity to keep their skin warm - hardly a "boiler". I think I prefer the tan I get from sleeping on a 100W atomic pile.)

I see that Heatwavy is remarkably coy about anything but the price of their bolers.

A tale of two dishwashers: Buy one, buy it again, and again

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Re: Bought a shed

Doesn't every body need at least 2 dishwashers? Otherwise you're going to need to move the clean dishes to storage before you use them again!

Make assistive driving safe: Eliminate pedestrians

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Distance from the Mediterranean?

You've obviously never been to Southern Italy or Sicily. If they were to hit a pedestrian they'd probably die of shame. Just watch how skilfully all the drivers avoid the little old lady who just steps into the road knowing she doesn't need to look. It's not enough to think you're a good driver, you have to demonstrate it to everyone nearby.

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> incapable of reversing AT ALL

Not quite. They hate reversing, so they do the worst thing and put it off 'til later when they reverse out of parking spaces and gates.

Geomagnetic storm takes out 40 of 49 brand new Starlink satellites

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Re: At least they're not additional, long-lasting space garbage

> They burn up on re-entry.

Then the metallic and semi-conductor oxides rain down on the surface instead.