* Posts by Jan 0

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It's perfectly legal for cars to harvest your texts, call logs

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Re: I can see two cases here

Why not use a real satnav app on your 'phone? One that can download whole countries in advance?

Robot mistakes man for box of peppers, kills him

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Re:You don't use motors for griping things

Somewhere, there has to be a motor powering the hydraulics.

Musk thinks X marks the spot for Grok AI engine based on social network

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Are we strangers?

Did anybody reading El Reg, need to be told what "grok" means?

***Bring Back Our Dabsy***

UK throws millions at scheme to heat homes with waste energy from datacenters

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That sounds very like my Victorian terrace. I've replaced the gruesome concrete tiles with proper insulation and ceramic pantiles.

The 77 mm of PIR external insulation* is covered in brick slips, rather than whole bricks.

Above and beyond, I've replaced the ancient double glazed windows, with Acoya draught sealed wooden sash windows and modern double glazed units.

There's no reason why our government couldn't facilitate this for whole terraces.

*More would be better, but Planners don't think that very deep "reveals" are acceptable when the neighbouring houses don't have them. (In an ideal world I'd have used Spacetherm, but until more of us use it, the price will remain eyewatering.)

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Yes, but gas heated tumbler dryers are rare nowadays.

We're getting that fry-day feeling... US Army gets hold of drone-cooking microwave rig

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Re: Soled

just how is your blind drone, with it's rotors inside a "tinfoil" bag going to navigate to it's target? Perhaps you could just launch it with a catapult?

UK govt finds £225M for Isambard-AI supercomputer powered by Nvidia

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Re: Lucky they built it in Bristol then, otherwise it would be confusing

Keeping the original name:Brunel C.A.T. would have been even wiser!

"""Dabsy might approve"""

Boffins find AI stumbles when quizzed on the tough stuff

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High School Degree!

What's that then?

***Bring Back our Dabsy***

Airbus commissions three wind-powered ships to sail the Atlantic

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Re: Lift??

How many miniature "fully figged ships" do you see entered in the Americas Cup Races? There might just be better designs for sailing ships in the 21s century.

Tenfold electric vehicles on 2030 roads could be a shock to the system

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Re: No shit

@Doctor Syntax.

My street of terraced houses has lamposts, which could help. (Even better, a line of charging bollards could make it easier to walk along the pavement.)

Does the good doctor live in a street where the street lamps are fixed to the houses?

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***Bring back our Dabsy***

Apple drops urgent patch against obtuse TriangleDB iPhone malware

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This a strange use of the verb "drops". Normally, I expect usage like: Apple to drop support for iPhone 7 in iOS 17. Or Microsoft to drop support for Windows 7.

So in this case it reads like Apple has a patch but has abandoned it?

ULA's Vulcan Centaur hopes to rocket into Christmas

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Space burial?

So these people want to endure as swarms of orbital junk? Is this really a good idea?

Artemis II Orion service and crew modules slotted together at last

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Is the minivan an approved Reg unit of volume?

Is that a British Mini Van or a USA minivan? How many grapefruits?

Could it **bring back our Dabsy**7?

Astroboffins spot high-power 8b year old radio burst from pre-Earth event

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Re: I wonder

That's a cunningly interesting question:) How much has the Universe expanded in eight thousand million years?

(Sorry, for me a billion will always be a million, million, which is why I like to use superscript numbers.)

First Brexit, now X-it: Musk 'considering' pulling platform from EU over probe

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Re: Homeopathy or Supplements

>Did I get that right?

Iverectin has been taken by people with a variety of parasites, but that's irrelevant!

See: https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2115869

or maybe not, if you think that Lemsip is an effective antiviral, then you really are clueless and not in a nice way.

Boris Johnson's mad hydrogen for homes bubble bursts

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Re: Hydrogen in pipes

Hydrogen used to be ~50% of traditional "coal gas*". How much was lost back then? Are modern gas pipes leakier?

UK-US data deal could hinge on fate of legal challenges to EU arrangement

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Re: "permit the flow of personal data [..] without the need for further safeguards"

>Monetisation

I think the correct spelling is GREED.

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Re: Sharing.....but then there's what get shared!

What makes you think that that's the same AC as either of the two before? There could be 3 bored teenagers.

The iPhone 15 has a Goldilocks issue: Too big or too small. Maybe a case will make it just right

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Re: Phones are lovely but they'd be much better without cameras

>The reason the back isn't made out of metal is because of inductive charging.

Yeahbut we're savvy tech readers who wouldn't dream of wasting energy, so we don't think of that.

95% of NFTs now totally worthless, say researchers

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Re: Tell your friends

>Some readers ask us if they can support The Register through some kind of subscription. The best way to back El Reg and keep our journalism flowing is to spread the word on social media, tell a colleague, sign up for a Register account and our newsletters, and comment away on articles.

That sounds like a recipe for EVEN MORE ADS!

Satan, spare us! and **Bring our Dabsy back!**

Yes, some of us would subscribe for ad free bliss.

Google Bard can now tap into your Gmail, Docs, more

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Re: Where to turn this off?

What did you expect when you first got a gmail account and let google store all your emails? Don't you have a server at home that you could use? (or at least a sever operated by a small company?)

World's most powerful free-electron laser upgraded to fire a million X-rays per second

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This is a journalist who used the expression "minus 271 degrees Celsius", so they're probably more au fait with kitchens than laboratories and advanced technologies.

BMW deems drivers worthy of warmth, ends heated car seat subscription

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That's certainly not legal in the UK.

I don't know about the rest of the world outside North America. Is it legal in Japan?

If you like to play along with the illusion of privacy, smart devices are a dumb idea

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Re: Resistance is futile

What happens if I remove or simply fry the SIM card in the car that I haven't bought yet?

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Re: Why would a Washing Machine require my Date of Birth ...

It's to confirm that every savvy buyer was born on 1,1,1970.

Oops, I see my comment was a little late.

Scientists turn to mid-20th century tech for low-power underwater comms

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Netflix tonight?

Just so long as OpenReach isn't involved: Does this mean that I'll soon have ocean wide (and deep) Internet connectivity in my private submarine?

Right to repair advocates have a new opponent: Scientologists

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Holmes

Re: Expose

After deep thought, isn't the correct response that the Catholic Church and others should be afforded the same privileges as the Scientoloogists?

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Headmaster

Re: Expose,

>OK, I'm in the UK - that should clarify things.

Have you never heard of tithes and tithe barns?

With version 117, Firefox finally speaks Chrome's translation language

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Re: FF convert

@aerogems

You must live in a strange country, with only 2 "sides" in politics. Even in a one party state, there will be multiple"sides".

India lands Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft on Moon, is the first to lunar south pole

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Re: Milestone moment

Surely not as ugly as contaminating coffee with bovine secretions.

(It's not all about tea, India grows some excellent coffee too!)

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Pint

I have waited so long for this. I still remember the exhilaration of watching Sputnik 2 crossing the night sky, although probably long after Laika had died:(

After the first Cosmonaut and the US Moon landings there was a great void in space exploration. So here's a beer, ideally a lot of beers, for the Indian team. Bravo!

Aerial cable tangles are still being strung up, but carriers are slowly burying the problem

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Well, at least reveal your name. I'm willing to become Jan 1, Jan 2, .... Jan ∞

Have you ever suspected your colleague doesn't hope this email finds you well?*

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Facepalm

Bring Back our Dabsy!

This is a very poor imitation.

On the record: Apple bags patent for iDevice to play LPs

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Re: Sooo....

How about the enirmously complex radiogram? A fusion of two whole technologies! Designers really pushed the boat out in those fays.

US Air Force burns more money on electric flying taxis

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"almost 1,000 times quieter than a helicopter."

Bring it on! Quiet life in town and country could be creeping back.

What's next? Quiet tyres for cars? Noise cancelling dog collars?

Myanmar's government in exile throws support behind launch of crypto-based bank

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What's good about this exiled government.? Isn't it just a watered down SLORC?

Rocket Lab wants to dry off and reuse Electron booster recovered from the ocean

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Baby Come Back!

Is that a not very obscure way to say "Equals (Elon)"?

Top of the Pops, 1968: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AcigKiu_Gk

Chipotle welcomes you to the age of robot guacamole

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......."frequently Dud".

Chipotle is a company?!

What next? Companies called Potato, Wine, Car or Underpants?

How does this affect other companies selling potatoes, wine, cars and underpants?

What dwill this do to the way we speak about them?

Turning a computer off, then on again, never goes wrong. Right?

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Re: Reminds me of an old (early '80s) AI koan ...

It's pretty sad that none of your respondents has another anecdote about a Lisp machine. Surely somebody here had a recalcitrant Linn version?

I was more of a Poplog afficionado, but there was no dedicated hardware AFAIK.

Brit broadband subscribers caught between crappy connections and price hikes

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Re: 4G or ADSL backup

Have you tried a MiFi, in a waterproof bag, on a pole? Works for me.

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Re: standard American punctuation style

That's just bizarre! Can anyone justify it?

Ariane 5 to take final flight, leaving Europe without its own heavy-lift rocket

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Re: Susie

According to the article, it would seem that it can land with 7 tons too)

>The spacecraft is designed to return to Earth by skimming – using a lifting body design through the atmosphere at Mach 25 before extending aerodynamic surfaces to reach a safe speed for a vertical rocket landing, carrying seven tons of cargo.

Twitter rate-limits itself into a weekend of chaos

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Re: It is utterly crap

Ah diddums.

The number’s up for 999. And 911. And 000. And 111

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Re: GB Map Location

Why bother when os-locate is free, excellent and ad free?

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Nay soond at all, or just "any" mistyped?

Oh, wow. OK. Apple really is making a $3.5K VR ski-mask. Dev tools are now out for it

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Re: There is an article

I guess you're too young to understand how much inflation has intervened in 16 years.

Can noise-cancelling buds beat headphones? We spent 20 hours flying to find out

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I find that over the ear headphones (corded Sony MDR-V900HD) or even big on ear Bluetooth AKGs (No model no. on mine:) take away most of the noise without introducing strangely intrusive artefacts. Yes, they're bulky and don't come with suitable cases, but are worth giving up a little baggage space for.

Is it a drone? Is it a balloon? Whatever it is the US warns locals not to let them fly in Iran

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Re: Airborne Diesels? New breed of Zeppelin?

Methanol only? I used to mix in nitromethane and nitrobenzene* too.

A glow plug engine is a diesel engine.

*not recommended, the smell was amazing, but I'm not dead yet!

Scientists think they may have cracked life support for Martian occupation

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Headmaster

Re: Three fingers?!

At least get it right:

It's Norfolk, not Norwich and it's 5 fingers, not 3!

M2 Ultra chip lands in 'cheese grater' Mac Pro to displace Apple's last Intel holdout

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Once again, I'm still waiting for a proper* Air to reappear.

* 11" please, not even bigger than the current Airs.