Feeds

* Posts by Jan 0

373 posts • joined 14 Dec 2009

Page:

New Star Wars movie plot details leak, violate common sense and laws of physics

Jan 0

Re: Tom_ @ukgnome

I weep because I've upvoted someone who thinks 'of' is a verb but, leaving that aside, your heart is in the right place.

2
0

British cops cuff 660 suspected paedophiles

Jan 0

Re: for some definition of paedophile...

@ac: "That's the same defense given against the ivory trade. "

Stopping the demand may lessen the real crimes perpetrated at the supply end, but it's an excuse that allows enforcement agencies to concentrate on the low hanging fruit. The people getting off on kiddie porn may be pathetic , but they need treatment not punishment. It's the perpetrators that need to be caught and punished. Every penny spent on investigating and prosecuting consumers, is a penny not spent on pursuing the perpetrators.

Stop fiddling while Rome burns. The voyeurs are a distraction. Think of the children, stop the actual crimes!

7
1

Seagate chances ARM with NAS boxes for the SOHO crowd

Jan 0

Re: hp microserver...

Yes, but you can have zfs on the HP microserver.

Can you on WD and Synology?

2
0

Elon Musk GIVES UP ON SEX: He'll make do with a 'cheap' Tesla III instead

Jan 0
Coat

Re: SF (San Jose) to LA (Pasadena) nonstop??

Well if you're planning an "In-N-Out" with your wife halfway down, doesn't that leave enough time for a fast recharge?

23
1

Going up: Fancy a virtual flight to 30km above the PLANET?

Jan 0
Boffin

Re: I fancy the virtual flight, but I'd like to experience it immersively.

@Sir Runcible Spoon: I'd the display to cover my entire visual field and I don't want to be able to detect any pixellation. I think I'd be satisfied with around 36 kpixels x 36 kpixels*, per eye. Then I wouldn't be reminded of the even more pixellated view through 1980's VR headsets. Oculus Rift is better than the 1980's, but it shouldn't show jaggies on curved lines and edges!

* that would at least allow a reasonable 0.3 arc minutes per pixel in the centre. That might be difficult with a TFT device. Maybe I need an implanted individually steerable nano laser array, embedded or in contact with each eye so that any rod or cone can be directly stimulated?

0
0
Jan 0

I fancy the virtual flight, but I'd like to experience it immersively.

The Oculus Rift is so pixellated it just reminds me of my 1980's experience of VR. It's good enough to make you feel insecure, but it's still low resolution video and underwhelming. Please lift your sights Oculus Rift. (I tried the latest Oculus Rift last month. I know that they're about to improve the resolution, but it's embarassingly low now.)

0
0

Storm-battered Rockall adventurer recalls 'worst experience of my life'

Jan 0

Re: I'll just repost this

So what were they expecting to see in 1943?

0
0

USA to insist on pre-flight mobe power probe

Jan 0
Facepalm

Re: New???

No, this is not new in Europe either. I was asked to demonstrate that I could take a photo with my camera at NRW 3 or 4 years ago and I also remember having to boot an Asus 701 EEE PC, probably at BCN, maybe 6 years ago.

Short memories?

0
0

Saddle up for the Tour de Firmware

Jan 0
Coat

@Chris G - Saddles, was Re: Frame

Gel filled shorts? Urggh! The gel would migrate from the area of highest pressure anyway. A little padding is all that's required.

The answer for most people is to get fit. Once you can pedal hard all the time, you'll find you're putting very little weight on the saddle. If you need to freewheel, up to a traffic light, down a mountain, etc., then lift your bum off the saddle.

Mine's the one with the spare Selle Italia Flight in the pocket.

3
1

Physicist proposes 1,000-foot state-sized walls to stop tornadoes

Jan 0
FAIL

Re: Win Win

Just build 1000 ft wind turbines instead of walls to actually capture the energy. Walls may stop the tornadoes, but I bet that the unintended consequences will be just as unpleasant. Ahem, I'm sure there will be unintended consequences from wind turbines too, but at least they'll be low energy consequences.

I have to ask, why do people continue to live in 'Tornado Alley'? I can understand why people stay in Bangladesh, despite the flooding, but there's a vast amount of tornado free land in the USA!

0
0

Tor is '90 per cent of the net' claims City of London Police Commish – and he's dead wrong

Jan 0
Pint

Re: Maybe...

@jason 7

Back then it was only 20 minutes walk to the pub with the blackout curtains and lots of male customers wearing boots and blue serge trousers where you could drink until the wee hours.

Mind you, at 7:30 pm what was stopping you from strolling for 5 minutes to the many pubs in Commercial Street? Better still, it was only 10 minutes to the Pride, with ESB on tap!

0
0
Jan 0

Re: Maybe...

Perfectly true, except 's/toerag/towrag/'

I sentence you to 20 years picking oakum.

1
0

Code Spaces goes titsup FOREVER after attacker NUKES its Amazon-hosted data

Jan 0
FAIL

Re: bummer...

Sensible comment, why did you destroy it with the misogynist ending?

0
38

Brit giant Daisy stuffs face with treats, but she ain't piling on ££££££s

Jan 0
Pint

I'm sick of this 'Brit' nonsense.

Totally off-topic I know, but if you don't like the words British and Briton why don't you call us something we can be proud of? I'm a Limey and proud of those wise seafaring ancestors who kept scurvy at bay. 'Brit' sounds like something you'd want to cover up.

Hard to choose between the limey Coat and the limey Go symbol. There's no lime juice, so I'll settle for a beer.

--

Limey

0
1

Silent, spacious and... well, insipid: Citroën's electric C-Zero car

Jan 0

Re: Thoughts

Why would they need to look behind? Modern tyres are far noisier than engines at low speeds.

0
0
Jan 0

Re: Nope

Aircraft can trade weight against efficiency. Road vehicles can tolerate more weight, but I remember that the gas turbine cars (Rover UK) and US trucks of the 60s sunk without trace.

BTW, what happened to the micro gas turbine to power my mobi?

0
0

DAMN you El Reg, CALL ME A BOFFIN, demands enraged boffin

Jan 0

Re: Real boffins

Of course! Nobody with half a brain would want to touch their "manhood' with dirty hands. would they?

0
0
Jan 0

Re: We're all Scientists these days!

Don't real boffins wear winged collars?

0
0

US MARTIAN FLYING SAUCER tests above Hawaii: postponed

Jan 0

"Carrying an unmanned Orion spacecraft"

Errm, just how many atomic bombs will that be carrying? !!!

3
1

SPIDER-TROOP, Spider-troop, does whatever a spider troop can

Jan 0

Re: High Ground

Sublime!

One upvote isn't enough:-(

1
0

PICS ON GROUND: Cabbies PARALYZE London in Uber rebellion

Jan 0

Avoiding the Streisand effect

What the Black Cab drivers should have* done is to give free rides to anyone that flagged them down. They didn't get any fares during the protest. Free rides could have made them the good guys, but they blew it.

*Pedants corner. Did you notice how I didn't write "of"? Some of us still write English!

4
1

EBAY... You keep using that word 'ENCRYPTION' – it does not mean what you think it means

Jan 0

Is it time to get out more and use paper money?

Thanks to this gaffe, I've discovered another shortcoming. I can no longer specify my own "secret question". Instead I can only chose from one of their questions with easily traceable answers, e.g. "What is your mother's maiden name?". That leaves me in a dilemma. Shall I assume that my secret question, with an answer that nobody else knows, is still safe? Or shall I throw it away and choose one of eBay's questions for Dummies? What worries me about this gaffe is, just how intertwined are eBay's databases and software with Paypal's?

1
0

6TB - big? Pah! Seagate plans to put out 8TB and 10TB MONSTERS

Jan 0

Re: 124TB drives?

> "- I want to store my music collection on a RAMR-LAMR DN/DG drive"

You are Barry Mann and I claim my five pounds.

2
0

It's GOOD to get RAIN on your upgrade parade: Crucial M550 1TB SSD

Jan 0

Where's the RAIN

This doesn't have a Redundant Array of Independent NICs.

It's bad enough when people reuse TLAs, RAIN is an FLA!

0
0

Microsoft's naughty Cortana NOT ALLOWED NEAR CHILDREN

Jan 0

Re: I Always Do What Teddy Says.

I can't believe that Harry Harrison would write "could of".

0
0

Tooled-up Ryobi girl takes nine-inch grinder to Asus beach babe

Jan 0

Electric chainsaw?

@Far out man: How do you keep the rain out of your chainsaw?

Just because Ryobi won't sell spare brushes doesn't mean that your local electric motor supplier/repairer/rewinder can't. There's only a limited range of sizes for brushes. As long as it has the right cross-section, the length, spring tension and radius aren't critical.

1
0

Seagate brings out 6TB HDD, did not need NO STEENKIN' SHINGLES

Jan 0

Re: The Bigfoot was an abomination!

We don't need no steenkin' Quanta, just revive the Seagate Wren 5

1
0

Crashed NORKS drones discovered by South Korea

Jan 0
Coat

Re: Auntie Bee has pictures of the drone

The Paju drone looks like a control line model aircraft. Just how wide is the DMZ?

Does N Korean 'Health and Safety' let them use nitrobenzene in the fuel mix?

0
0

Ancient telly, check. Sonos sound system, check. OMG WOAH

Jan 0

Re: Audio reviewing is not what it used to be

Spot on. Has the Register ever had an objective review of audio equipment? Compare this with the reviews of computer hardware. Subjective?

While we're complaining, when are you going to get Catherine Monfils to review the Olympus OM-Ds? (I'm aware that her reviews are subjective, but she is a talented photographer and the results are all available for us to inspect, whereas we can't hear what the audio reviewers heard.)

1
0

Stop fiddling with your VMAX knobs or I'll chop your fingers off

Jan 0

That acronym is already taken.

Can you fettle something that isn't a motorbike?

I wanted an article about the Yamaha VMAX. Lots of people fettle them to try and make them rideable.

Why can't EMC make up a new name (EMC? Oh wait, I understand.)

0
0

Blighty goes retro with 12-sided pound coin

Jan 0

Re: Brings back memories

Somewhere I've got a Guernsey thruppenny bit, but unlike either the Jersey or mainland one it was silver and had a curved edge with 12 high points.

When I was a kid I dreamed of owning one of those 5 pound notes, that seemed as big as a tea towel and needed folding to fit into a wallet. (5 pounds was the price of the Government Surplus R1155 receiver that I used to drool over in the window of the radio shop.)

0
0
Jan 0
Pint

Re: ... and a fitting tribute this is.

Back in the '50s, 3d was the price of a Mars bar. Thanks to "Mr. Rising Price" Mars bars got proportionally smaller as the years passed. Sometime around 1960, Mars finally restored the size, but upped the price to 4d. Using the Mars bar standard suggests that the present day pound is a bit more valuable than 3d in 1953. (A normal (58 g) Mars bar is now about 60p.)

Foreign readers please note that there are no nuts in a Limey Mars Bar, d=denarius, the standard abbreviation for the old penny that was 1/240th of a pound:) and 3d was, of course, pronounced "thruppence".

Beer: A nice pint of Massey's, with a proper head, to toast those pre-Grotney years when you could buy a round with a ten bob note and still have change for fish and chips.

3
0

Neil Young touts MP3 player that's no Piece of Crap

Jan 0
Pint

We don't need no steenkin' PonoPlayers

You can already store music files in lossless formats on smartphones. All the tracks on my iPhone are AIFFs ripped from CDs. Android audio players can use WAV, FLAC and AIFF

All that Neil needs to do is to persuade music download sites and app stores to supply uncompressed audio. We don't need another gizmo to carry around.

Beer for Neil, because his heart is in the right place as far as music quality is concerned, but he needs to get out on tour more often and do what's important.

1
0

Facebook pays $19bn for WhatsApp. Yep. $45 for YOUR phone book

Jan 0
Pint

@Ironpaunch Re:What do you mean we Tonto?

"Tonto"?? I think you mean "paleface" or "ke-mo sah-bee."/"kemo sabe".

Beer for the Ojibwa

2
0
Jan 0
Headmaster

Re: Speak for yourself...

Are you sure they're not ageing stripers?

0
0
Jan 0

Healthier for longer?

The new (expensive) drugs may prolong our lives, but we won't be any healthier. We'll be sick, but just postponing death. Big Pharma isn't interested in making us healthy - that requires prevention - they just want to milk our wallets while we take longer to die.

20
2

CCTV warning notices NOT compliant with data protection laws – ICO

Jan 0

@Grease Monkey Re: mobile parking "enforcement" cameras

I have seen such signs, but I think you're pissing in the wind. If agencies enforcing laws had a backbone, then they would already be fining the mobile parking "enforcement" cameras for parking illegally.

4
2

Baby's got the bends: LG's D958 G Flex Android smartie

Jan 0
Pint

@Alun Taylor

Three cheers for not breaking the article up into multiple pages. I've got a scroll bar and I want to use it!

The beers are on me.

1
0

Rosetta comet chaser due to wake up for final rendezvous on Monday

Jan 0

@robertHECTOR

Stop hectoring us Robert. Also note that the 'Western World' was cultured long before there were Christians and continues to be so in spite of Christians. The 'Orient' also did fine without Christians. Disclaimer: other parts of the world are also cultured and may or may not contain satellite production and launch facilities.

9
0

Open source project gives cars the Ikea treatment

Jan 0

Re: Old hat

By "modern", do you mean the 1930s? How old is Ron Champion's book?

Buckminster Fuller's Dymaxion car was one of the first spaceframe vehicles. Lotus was using spaceframes in the 50s and by the 70s even Ford was using them. IIRC Hannu Mikkola's Escort had a space frame hidden under the bodywork - unlike the Ford Marketing Department's design sold as the "Escort Mexico".

2
1

Cicada 3301: The web's toughest and most creepy crypto-puzzle is BACK

Jan 0

Re: Massachusetts when it's late at night?

I had the radio on. <> <> Radio On!

1
0

Haters of lurid supershow CES: The consumer tech market is still SHRINKING

Jan 0
FAIL

CES?

Why do journalists fawn over CES? CeBIT is where it's at.

0
0

Italian woman stunned by exploding artichoke

Jan 0

Wrong kind of Artichoke?

When I saw the headline, my thoughts went to Jerusalem Artichokes - eat too many and the result is internally and painfully explosive.

However the article mentions "leaves", implying that these were Globe Artichokes. This begs the question - how were fresh artichokes available in winter* (I know that in the USA and UK, they'd be flown in from the Southern Hemisphere, but Italy respects its food.)

*or have El Reg hacks pulled a very old story off the spike?

1
0

California OLDSTER in WILD golf course SKATEBOARDING spree

Jan 0

Re: Can't see it catching on. (Snow Crash?)

> The point about snowboarding is that with both feet strapped together...

Why do snowboarders do that? If you don't need straps on a surfboard why do you need them on a snowboard?

0
0

Is it a NAS? Is it a SAN? No. It's Synology's Rackstation 'NASSAN'

Jan 0
Stop

Re: Where's...

> Snapshots and backups still need to take place.

Precisely! So when is Synolgy going to introduce NDMP (or roll their own equivalent?).

0
0

When the lights went out: My 'leccy-induced, bog floor crawling HORROR

Jan 0

@Peter Simpson

Downvoted for not realising that Duracells and rechargeable Eneloops have an impressive shelf life.

The Chinese don't have to make excellent copies. They just make excellent torches. Where do Cree LEDs come from in the first place?

0
0
Jan 0

Re: Welcome to the pretty countryside

> Drax*

> It's the name of the nearest village.

Blimey, I would have thought that the nearest village called Drax would be in the Pyrenees! An evil organisation seems much more plausible.

0
0

EMC on XtremIO SSD brickup ballsup: Its LIFETIME downtime is under 3 minutes

Jan 0

XtremIO

I sincerely hope that this name rhymes with Billly-O!

1
0

On the matter of shooting down Amazon delivery drones with shotguns

Jan 0
Windows

Re: Guns won't work, so let's look at alternatives...

Ahem, "dental-floss like filaments'

<youth of today>does nobody remember "string"?</youth of today> Some people need a clew.

5
1

New exploding whale vid once again shows true porpoise of internet

Jan 0
Pint

Cool for cats

20 years ago, back when the Shamen were webcasting, the cat-scan people put up a website for people who put their cats on scanners. Keeping cats may be cruel, but their owners were internet pioneers.

Nowadays, you'd think it was for Computer Aided Tomography. To the barricades, cat lovers! Where's the nostalgia icon?

1
0

Page: