* Posts by Jan 0

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FORKING BitcoinXT: Is it really a coup or just more crypto-FUD?

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Re: scan.co.uk

> 'You've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians.'

Hmm, that reads like a sign on the side of builder's vans in the East End (of London), back in the '80s. Which Indians copied it?

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Jeep Cherokee 2.2: Capable, comfortable ... but just not very Jeep

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Range Rover??

How can something with close to zero ground clearance be useful off road?

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Re: A modern Defender isn't a real Landy either.

> "not much cop."

...unless you really want to go off road. In which case a SWB Mk1 with a modern engine is probably what you require.

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US to stage F-35-versus-Warthog bake-off in 2018

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Re: versus?

>"a stall speed so slow (officially 120 knots) that it looks scary"

Too true, I can remember being stalked by A10s as I rode* around Suffolk on a TV175 and a Viper, back in the '70s. I guess they flew into the wind so that when they suddenly loomed over a hedge, they seemed to be hovering. They certainly scared the shit out of me, without using any ordnance. With those around, I can't imagine why anyone would join a tank regiment. You might as well run naked into a field with a target on your back.

* They ignored me on bicycles, I expect they targeted cages too, but then the occupants would never notice. (Well I never saw them stalking me when I was in my Land Rover, but then no matter how 'biker' you are, you're just not as aware of your environment in a cage. A tank is a very impressive cage with even more limited views of its environment.) Ironically, the A10 is really a flying tank!

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Fugitive UK hacker turned ISIS recruiter killed in Syria

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Mushroom

Re: I guess the last thing that went through his mind...

Who is this WE, who ARE NOT?

I hope that you can reassure us that none of your forebears was involved in fire bombing Tokyo, Dresden, Hamburg, etc, or carpet bombing the Iraq army, or napalming Vietnamese children, or gassing gypsies, etc., etc. How about in your lifetime? I've certainly paid taxes that have financed the killing of people from Belize, Oman, Iraq, Argentina, Northern Ireland and, no doubt, other places that I'm unaware of. How about you? Are you sure you're not a cruel murderous fucktard too? I don't like it but I find that I am nonetheless, mostly through complacency, inaction and selective attention.

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Boffins promise file system that will NEVER lose data

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Headmaster

Re: BFS was pretty good in the 90's

First find 10 billion people who can accurately detect data corruption!

Judging by the proof checking standards of El Reg commentards, there might be only 10 thousand people in the world who'd notice the data corruption.

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Apple recalling iPhone 6 Pluses to correct their iSight

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WTF?

Upvoted and elaborated

"pretty much any smartphone now can generate pretty impressive images - certainly good enough not to always take along my DSLR"

Comparable quality - sometimes.

Comparable functionality - you're havin' a giraffe! Just for starters, where's the tripod mount or the fisheye lens?

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PINs easily pinched with iPhone-attached thermal imaging kit

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Re: They won't steal my PIN

Ah, you're someone who doesn't like fivers? Those of us who do, key in a number ending in 5 to, typically get 3 fivers among the notes. (This doesn't work with all machines, but it certainly works with Tesco, Post Office and many other high street "holes in the wall".) So there are quite a lot of us who routinely key in 6 or 7 numbers.

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PALE BACKSIDE of lovely Luna flits past in imagery from 1 MILLION miles out

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Re: Wow! seconds apart!

> greatest rock album of all time

Aw, c'mon, for the Floyd it was all downhill from Zabriskie Point. Darkside can hardly be the greatest rock album of all time.

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Return of the Jedi? StarWars.co.uk bod to fight the Empire (Disney)

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Re: "A notice to appeal...

>Ah, "How much Justice can you afford?"

Why do articles like this, whether in print or online, so rarely tell us where to send donations?

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A close shave: How to destroy your hard drives without burning down the data centre

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Re: Sand? Chlorine TriFluoride

>"is also hypergolic with such things as cloth, wood, and test engineers'

Now we're cooking with gas. That's a truly incandescant mental image. Never mind puny crucibles or chicken fat bars of iridium, if you can ignite test engineers then you're truly on your way to world domination.

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Boffins go to FUNGI town: Riddle of 100-year-old HAIRY, ICY dead wood finally cracked

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Re: Next ...

@Mark 85

I think you've forgotten that "cream' is also a generic term.

After all we've creamed our jeans , used shaving cream or applied Baby Bottom Cream(\tm), haven't we, without involving any dairy ingredients?

I'm partial to many kinds of ice cream, but the best vanilla ice cream in the UK has to be Swedish Glacé and Booja Booja cashew based ice cream knocks spots off most commercial dairy ice creams. I've also been surprised to eat stunning non dairy ice creams in Sicilian ice cream parlours! I'm prepared to eat any good ice cream whatever its basic ingredients, so long as it tastes good and has the right mouth feel.

As to the idea of using fungal ingredients rather than alginates to prevent large crystals forming, I say STOP! As a kid I used to love the way that fragile hexagonal slivers of ice would nestle in ice cream. Please bring them back!

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Pluto revealed as KING of the Kuiper belt

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Re: No persuasion possible

I applaud LaeMing's comment: I grew up with Australia as a large island. Nowadays it pretends to be a continent, but it's still the same Australia. Hurrah for Pluto, hurrah for Australia, long may you prosper!

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Blighty's BONKERS BANKING BONKING BONANZA: Apple Pay arrives

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Re: Gone are the days of searching for your wallet

What we really need is one card to act as a proxy for the array of cards we (may) currently carry.

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Cell division: The engine of life – and of CANCER. Now some of its secrets are revealed

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Re: "We all start out as just one cell"

Rich 11 asks: "Is there anything that could be said to be "us" before the zygote is formed?"

I'm sure, that if you were a gamete and you had the power of speech, then you would talk about "us" (gametes).

BTW, given that 'zygotes' looks like a word with a greek root, do pedants rhyme it with 'Headcoatees'?

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The Great Barrier Relief – Inside London's heavy metal and concrete defence act

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Manual operation?

I'm intrigued by these sentences:

"The barrier's gates rely on a simple system of industrial plant with multiple levels of redundancy. In a nightmare scenario of lost power and computers, it is possible to operate the gates manually out on the barrier."

and

"One last thing to see: down and into a narrow side chamber housing a single piece of gear that looks like a piece of massive drill: an 11-foot screw shaft black with grease and with a series of levers at one end. .... In the event of a total hydraulic failure, operators could also use this to lift the gate from the water."

This suggests that the crew^H^H^H^Hstaff could manually turn the screw shaft, presumably with a giant capstan, to quell the flood. If so, just how many puny humans are needed to open or close each gate?

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From doodles to designs – sketch it out with a stylish stylus

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Re: They're All Shit

Well, yes. They're all shit because they ignore the great achievement of modern pointing devices: moving the pointing device away from the display, so that your hand doesn't obscure the image. Just because artists can draw or paint directly on a surface doesn't mean that that's the ideal way to do it. The ideal way would be to do it entirely by thought, but taking a little time to learn to offset your hand movements is a useful skill that most people do, albeit a little clumsily, whenever they use a computer mouse in a WIMP context. A stylus on a dedicated sensor surface is much better for controlling fine movements in two dimensions. The dedicated sensor surface can be tailored to give an appropriate feel* to the interface without compromising it's transparency (because it doesn't need to be transparent:).

*coefficient of friction, rigidity, etc.

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Microsoft emits Office 2016 for Apple Macs (you'll need Office 365)

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Rare time?

> "A launch for Office 2016 on OS X is a rare time in which Apple users will get first crack at a new Microsoft suite. The Windows version of Office 2016 is not expected to arrive until later this year."

Rare? I thought Microsoft Office on Macs is traditionally released a year or more ahead of Office for Windows. However, the two versions have been confusingly dirfferent. Is there any chance that the Mac and Windows GUIs will look similar this time?

Sigh, I don't know why I'm bothering about this. Really I'm still waiting for a a fully debugged Word 5.1 for Mac OS X (frankly, 4.2 would be more than enough). Why do I need more bloat?

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FLICK my FLINT and SNIFF my TREE on the streets of Naples

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Re: Online retailers

@Terry 6: somehow I don't think you buy much stuff online. Normality != Sanity

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SItes

Hmm, so you didn't like Naples? If you'd visited Herculaneum you'd realise that modern Napoli is just an endlessly repatched antique city, with the new merging imperceptibly with the old. Notice how many of the roads are constructed from the same stone squares as the 2000 year old ones! You also have to gawp in amazement at the autostrada on stilts that lurks high above the tower blocks, but don't gawp too long as you may find yourself run down by a funeral carriage that seems to be about 300 years too late for the funeral. If you want to feel truly alive, try plunging into the traffic on a nippy motorbike. Oh, did you also notice that it's still possible to buy a real pizza there? A circle of dough with just the minimum of topping to enrapture your mouth.

Naples always makes me go wow! Visiting Naples is like being in a pacy thriller.

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Apple to replace DODGY hard drives that go BELLY UP in 27-inch iMac

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Re: 40GB FC drives affected as well

Whoa, $1,200 for 40 GG FC drives, is the antiques market that bullish? I have some 450 GB FC drives that are pretty long in the tooth, but when were 40 GB FC drives last sold?

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Oculus Rift noggin-bucket ... heyyy, errr ... have we all got them on already?

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Re: So have they fixed the problems yet?

The delays might be the killer, but this article doesn't have anything to say about resolution - which has been underwhelming so far. I find the low resolution far more irritating than the delays.

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Jurassic Part: Vertu announces lizard-skin phones

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@Ru'

If you think that pillows need to be soft, I suggest that you need to watch "Seven Samurai".

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In tech? You’ll want to be in London for Interop in June

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Wow! The Legend arrives in the UK?

Back in the '90s Interop and CeBit were the dream exhibitions, needing days to attend, that I always wanted to go to. Is Interop still cutting edge, or is it just more corporate bollocks like IP Expo?

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Sorry we called you a fatty, say Kiwi spies to Kim 'Slim Jim' Dotcom

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Delusional?

What does he see when he looks in a mirror?

Is he the antithesis of anorexia? (Totally unaware of his true size.)

Does he see himself as a healthy human being?

No matter how noxious the NZ spies may be, how is it inappropriate to call a morbidly obese individual a fatty?

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WikiLeaks offers $100k for copies of the Trans-Pacific Partnership – big biz's secret govt pact

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It's not just the Pacific!

Right now EU MPs and MEPs are plotting to foist TTIP on the EU. Today Veolia is only suing the Egyptian government for changing a national law, tomorrow it could be your government. Suddenly "The Syndic" is getting less fictional.

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One USB plug to rule them all? That's sensible, but no...

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Re: As the old saying goes...

> "and baths - oh come on. My bath, and I'd guess a lot of reader's baths have a hole at the bottom and one or two taps (single or mixer). The only wire in sight? The required earth wire..."

No wires? How do you stop your bath overfilling while you go and make breakfast? Does your mixer tap fill your bath at exactly the temperature you enjoy? Aren't we all geeks or boffins here?

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What an eyeful: Apple's cut price 27in iMac with Retina Display

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Wot, no 5k Thunderbolt Display yet?

A tad bigger than 27" as well, to really float my boat!

Chad.

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Your CAR is the 'ultimate mobile device', reckons Apple COO

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Car?

Isn't your bicycle the ultimate mobile device?

You don't need to tax it, fuel it, charge it or wind it up.

You can fix it yourself, or get anyone you want to fix it. You can replace all the parts using components from any manufacturer you choose (including washing manufacturers if your Graeme Obree), or make them yourself with basic machine tools.

You can take it as normal baggage on a 'plane or pedal it from Lisboa to Lavrentia if the fancy takes you.

What could be better?

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Adjustments will be needed to manage the Macs piling up in your business

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Casper

Why's nobody mentioning Casper?

Take a look at JAMFsoftware.

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Mad Max: Fury Road – two hours of nonstop, utterly insane fantasy action

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Re: Insane waste?

Excuse me, s/co-worker/cow-orker/

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Self-STOPPING cars are A Good Thing, say motor safety bods

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Re: Transitional period

> "Power steering - if that fails, you're back to heavy steering of old but still maintain control."

Sorry, no. Most old cars had light steering. Lorries gave you big biceps, but cars could be steered with a light touch. For example, when the power steering on my Panda fails, it makes my Series II Landrover feel agile.

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Acer: 'We will be the last man standing in the PC industry'

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Re: Dust accumulating

> Is there any truth to the idea that fast flowing air can cause enough static to fry components?

Maybe. I used to have a powerful LG vacuum cleaner. When I held the steel suction tube and hoovered the polypropylene carpet, I could shoot half inch sparks from my knuckles to the radiators. (Ouch). However, it's replacement (an aluminium tube Dyson) never did the same. Perhaps there's an earth path in the Dyson. I know that just walking over synthetic carpets, with the wrong shoes, can have a similar effect, but I've never seen sparks that big without an LG in my hand.

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Debian ships new 'Jessie' release with systemd AND sysvinit

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Re: "needrestart"??

@TuxIsOnFire

You must be one of those whippersnappers who's never patched a running kernel!

Nowadays you can do it with ksplice/kpatch, we greybeards just used a debugger, for example adb* with a SunOS kernel.

*adb - the one started by Stephen Bourne, not the TLA now recycled by Android.

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US Navy robot war-jet refuels in air: But Mav and Iceman are going down fighting

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Aircraft carrier?

Just how long will an aircraft carrier survive in a automated war?

Large warships are already vulnerable to attack by small boats.

What chance will they have against swarms of high speed autonomous surface or submarine craft?

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Go for a spin on Record Store Day: Lifting the lid on vinyl, CD and tape

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Re: Re the record players.

Somewhere in my singles store I've got a 9" single (from Nine Inch Nails, of course) that would fool it. I've only got a few 12" singles that are 33 rpm.

I'm fairly sure I've got an 8" 45 as well, but I really can't summon the energy to go on a dedicated search at this hour*.

Anyway, I jealously salute your Dansette!

* I'd like an automated disc library that would pop out and return any 7, 8, 9, 10 or 12 inch record and index them using OCR. Bonus if it could handle flexi-singles and handle the record sleeves!

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Tortilla de patatas

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Re: Yum!

Well actually "x 7", Re: "Victorian spelling"

There's nothing Victorian about the long 's'.

I learned to write them when I copied from Arrighi's 1524 "La Operina" ("da imparare di scriuere littera cancellarescha") in the V & A as a schoolboy. Wikipedia suggests that they originate with the Romans.

Mind you, it seems that Vincent Ballard used an 'f' with a full crossbar rather than an "ſ" (HTML not working for me in preview). (If used, the crossbar should not protrude on the right hand side of the riser.)

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Google drives a tenth of news traffic? That's bull-doodie, to use the technical term

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Suddenly I see why el Reg doesn't think it needs a subscription model

I'd always thought that el Reg readers were like me. They'd have el Reg bookmarked and visit it when they had some spare time, or needed to search it directy. However, this article says: "At The Register, looking over the past 30 days, Google brought in about 47 per cent of our readers, with Google News making up a further 12 per cent; more than half, in other words." If 59% arrive from Google, presumably a lot of other traffic comes indirectly too.

Gone is the hope of a truly advertisement free el Reg by subscription. We regulars truly can't be that important. The fact that we use ad. blockers is doubly unimportant. The Google driven masses don't know about blockers.

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'Chinese hackers' were sniffing SE Asian drawers for YEARS

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Pint

Nice inuendo!

Thank you, you lovely el Reg subs.

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IBM claims new areal density record with 220TB tape tech

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15 years?

Why do we have to wait for 15 years from demonstration to product? Instead of tinkering away and producing tiny improvements in mass manufacture, why not concentrate on introducing LTO12 in 2 or 3 years time? I want a 220TB tape cartridge and I want it now! Is everything held back by marketing departments? How about a drive using 8 x 16 Gb/s heads to fill the tape in about 2 hours? Many of us could go back to feeding the drive every day instead of using a tape library. Even better, let's have a longer tape in a bigger cartridge, which we change weekly or monthly.

To put it another way, what makes "Moore's law" perform so badly?

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Netflix fail proves copper NBN leaves Australia utterly 4Ked

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3D TV

Errm, it's not lack of content that killed 3D TV. It's cheesy content, clumsy eyewear, headaches and stereo != 3D.

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Drill, baby, drill: HIDDEN glaciers ON MARS hold 150bn cubic metres of precious frozen WATER

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I want to be self-sufficient amanfrommars2!

Spirit has already discovered high purity silica. I see a future for agriculture in locally made glass houses on Mars. The carbon dioxide atmosphere should keep the plants happy. The ambient pressure in the glass houses would need to be boosted with argon and nitrogen from the atmosphere. Glass houses will have the advantage of absorbing ultraviolet light before it kills the plants. The lack of atmosphere means that a similar amount of solar energy would be available, to the plants, as is available at our surface. Plenty of solar energy to bootstrap the production of silicon substrate for photovoltaic panels too. Solar furnaces ...

Hey, I've got my bag of seeds, where do I sign up? Beer, from Martian barley, of course.

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Video: Dyson unveils ROBOTIC TANK that hoovers while you're out

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Re: I'm a slob...

Carpet Zamboni? Well, Zamboni was famous for his pile*.

*an extra high tension battery. I first came upon one in a WWII, Government Surplus, Image Intensifier.

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The coming of DAB+: Stereo eluded the radio star

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Freeview

> Just as the extra HD channels on Freeview are intended to encourage take-up of kit that has T2 and H.264, eventually allowing the DVB-T and MPEG2 muxes to be converted or switched off in the name of efficiency.

C'mon Elgato, how long are we going to wait before you bring out a DVB-T2 tuner??? JFDI!

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Nuclear waste spill: How a pro-organic push sparked $240m blunder

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Mushroom

Re: Wood Flour explosions

Oh noes! Now we'll all be arrested for carrying plans for making fuel/air exposives in our brains.

With a little more carelessness you could have blown up the house in the same way that many flour mills have been self demolished.

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Re: Why not organic kitty litter?

> "Organic cat litter I get can be flushed down the loo"

> The local sewerage people absolutely HATE people who do that.

> Seriously, if you can put it in a bin then do so.

It seems that organic cat litter is equivalent to powerline ethernet. Just say no!

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Mushroom

Re: Why not organic kitty litter?

JetSetJim typed > Organic cat litter I get can be flushed down the loo

Can some cat* lover explain to us all why they don't fit pet karzies in their houses? Why not cut out the middleman^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hcat litter and go directly into the sewerage?

*also apples to dog lovers. Why interpose a pavement beween the dog's arse and the drains?

Flame, for obvious reasons.

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Apple's 13-incher will STILL cost you a bomb: MacBook Air 2015

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Re: Apple Macbooks are basically pointless to steal.

> However there are no third party upgrades as of yet.

Curious - I must have dreamed that I installed 1 TB of storage in my 11" Air. Do you mean that I have to give up my other dream of putting new batteries in it?

To be fair, I know of no simple way to add memory or upgrade the CPU, let alone improve the graphics processor. So the answer is to buy an AIr with maximum memory and best CPU power in the first place. Let's face it, we've long left those heady times when CPU speeds leapt ahead every year. I expect I'll be able to install 2 or more TB of storage next year.

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Appeal court bombshell: Google must face British justice for 'Safari spying'

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I'm in,

but how do we arrange to sue Google at low cost to ourselves, given that we're only each going to get a few pence or a couple of quid out of Google?

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Helium-filled drive tech floats to top of HGST heap

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Re: So..

It so does leave a vacuum* behind!

A sealed, air filled, hard disc drive will always have approximately the same pressure as the ambient air because the rate of inward diffusion matches the outward rate.

In the case of a sealed, helium filled, drive there is almost no helium outside, but the helium atoms inside will move at a velocity determined by the ambient temperature and their random walks will lead some helium atoms outside. (See: Kinetic Theory of Gases). Far more Helium atoms will move out, than air molecules move in, because the air molecules are larger and are less likely to 'find' paths through the seal. I wouldn't expect a spectacular drop in pressure in 5 years, but I bet you could measure it with an unsophisticated manometer.

*partial vacuum - to be precise. It's never going to reach a high vacuum!

Mine's the one with the 'diffusion pump' in the long pocket.

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