Posts by LinkOfHyrule
1509 posts • joined Friday 11th December 2009 10:15 GMT
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At least Pussy Riot was spelt correctly
It is easy to mistype it as Pussy Tori - and if you did, it will likely confuse the average Daily Mail reader who would assume you were referring to the feline wing of the Conservative party!
Re: My local CollectPlus
Good idea if you ask me.
Here's an idea - any of you that do live a fair way from a shop offering this service - maybe amazon will let you get your stuff delivered to a shop near your workplace or some-place else you spend time during the day. Maybe you will miss your normal train home but a thirty minuet wait might be worth it in order to get your hands on Fifty Shades of Shit or whatever you buy from Amazon.
Re: Aggravated Homosexuality?
LOL at the repressed homosexual who downvoted me. You know you want mince round dressed in drag really, you just cant bring yourself to admit it can you!
re: So what? It'll have an Apple on it, so it's revolutionary !!!!!111!!1!
Don't be so sarcastic! Really!
Everyone knows that yes it will be a revolution. Heck, if Apple brought out their own range of 4-inch plastic soil pipes, as long as they had the Apple logo embossed into the shiny grey PVC, fanbois would be queuing-up for the chance to flush a log through said pipe work - for the simple reason that the Apple plumbing will be a revolution in and of itself because of who it's made by!
Please stop your sarcasm and take Apple seriously for once will you - it's really not fair of you!
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Re: Aggravated Homosexuality?
Gotta love all those gay stereotypes - not.
Being gay myself, well being a human being who lives in the UK. I have to say that some of the most masculine, hardest (pardon the pun) and blokiest men are often the gay ones and frankly, these gay stereotypes of mincing, campness and acting effeminate are not based in reality or if they are, are hugely exaggerated.
Paris because fag hags are another stereotype arnt they
Damn you eBay!
They just pulled my listings for magic markers!
I thought foxconn just plonked the same shit in everyone's products anyway. So these guys are telling us that the foxconn warehouse has big crates of ethical components and big crates of unethical ones depending on who's stuff their making?
Perfect man for the job
If anyone should know about this sort of thing its Bill - he did after all spew out the software equivalent of infected runny shit for years so yes indeed, when I think toilets, I think Bill Gates (and his missus) naturally!
Paris because her phone number is actually written on many toilet cubical walls throughout the world.
Posted in Goldeneye
Re: This article gave me cancer
Worst comment I have seen here since Big Dumb Guy.
You should write for the Daily Mail as they'd love you to write your own article for them called "Does playing Goldeneye 64 cause cancer and lower house prices?"
Groupon tat bazaa
You need to make a correction to this article - I have been reading The Register long enough to know that it's eBay that's called a tat bazaa - I believe the correct term for Groupon according to the official Register editorial guidelines is something like 'fish foot spa marchents' or similar is it not?!
Todd Brix said a new backend had been introduced
Headline should have been Brix Bricks windows phones with his big backend.
Pathetic - If I was the judge in this case I would just personally bitch slap both parties in the middle of the court room and tell them what a complete set of bitches they both are for suing each other over such frivolous shit!
Great headline for the story by the way!
Yay
We're one step closer to finally finding a cure for Flash!
Re: What?
I think you are all seriously missing the point here - were these French wheels clean or dirty!?
Re: .cotton
I'm cybersquatting you too cottonfoo!
That rhymes, I really should be poet laureate for Staines-upon-Thames or something with skills like that!
YourTV, Metro8, Made In
Rubbishest TV company names ever -
YourTV - just plain shit
Metro8 - wtf seriously! What is this, a channel run by Microsoft to promote Windows or something!
Made In - I take it each channel will be known as "Made In Swindon", "Made In London" etc - probably best to just call them all "Made in Haste" or "Made Impossible to make any money due this whole thing being a shite idea"
Oh man what is that foul stinky smell
Oh its bullshit!
Christ, for a moment I thought they had patented touchscreens embedded into human skin cells or something so you could theoretically have an iPhone build directed into your arm, or belly or arse or whatever!
Re: What?
Hey anon coward, dont be harsh on him, he's probably got a disability called Bernard Manning syndrome - he cant help saying stupid outdated shit.
turn it into a reality tv freakshow like everything else they do
Disability is something very close to my heart. Off topic a little but, Ch4 had recently this lovely documentary about disabled people going on dates - I thought it was great.... However, the name that was given to this show and the way it as marketed was absolutely abhorrent- it was called "The Undateables".
Not only was the name of the show stupid because the people clearly were datable (all the show consisted off was these supposed undatables going on actual dates), but it was bloody offensive too!
I am able bodied and have been on dates with a disabled person and ended up getting engaged - call my partner undatable again and I will bloody twat you one! Pricks! You used to be the best TV channel possibly in the world, you're now worst than Living TV or even channel 5!
Wow
I must admit, I thought the bottom had fallen out of the fish foot spa market so well done for actually making some money!
I've just had the producers of EastEnders on the phone to me shouting their arses off over my plans to register .cotton - they claim it infringes their rights as they had a character called of course - Dot Cotton!
Re: I'll wait for the boxset....
The old bricks and mortar file-sharing network eh!
£17.99
Fuck off.
Re: I sold my teeth for an iPhone
Could you have not just given toothed blowies but charged for them and then saved up for an iPhone instead?
Re: Durango Durango
That's a bloody good point!
My advice...
Become a sex addict - seriously - spend every spare moment you have shagging, tossing, flicking, x-tubing, whatever - just keep your hands busy - best way to avoid your idle thumbs getting you sent to guantanamo bay for threatening to blow up an Olympic swimmer or something stupid!
Durango Durango
They are my favourite 80s Australian wild-dog synth-pop band ever!
♫ His name is Ballmer and he dances on the sand... ♫
Love dat shit!
WTF indeed
Jeeze, I'm not even going to make my customary Apple / Fanboi bashing jokes in comment to this - this is just a sad situation. What the fuck is up with these sick fuck organ traders! Fuck you, you sick fucks!
There is a joke here somewhere about an Acer contractor forgetting to wipe a hard-drive leading to a bunch of kids getting their hands on some secrete info about something related to the Olympics. I am not quite sure what it is though...
Bolt's porno collection? Boxing ref's Swiss bank account details? Steamy video diary of a Beach Volleyball team in action? Boris's secrete raunchy IM chats with the North Korean wrestling team?
Remember Windows CeMeNT?
I've got it - call it Windows SeeYou NT
apart from the grass obviously!
Oh yeah and in case I get accused of being homophobic - I am actually am gay and was actually just joking that the party venue looks a little like a down-market gay sauna.
I've been to that gay bathhouse!
I don't know about all MS staff but...
I have it on very good authority that actually, Ballmer does indeed sit down at the end of everyday and peruse these very forums while enjoying a lovely glass of Buckfast tonic wine and a hand rolled Old Holborn cigarette. He's a very refined man, clearly!
Hi Steve!
I remember once accidentally smashing a hole in the ground that sort of wrecked an ant's nest - talk about an AntyLeak they were bloody spewing out everywhere!
Modern UI eh?
The 1960s council towerblock estate of UI do they mean?
Is Windows 9 going to have post-modern UI with exposed pipework all over the screen like the Lloyds building?
Well if this actually makes much difference, I'm sure sites like filestube won't be complaining. I also wonder if firing off a load of dodgy copyright complaints to google will become the latest SEO technique!
Posted in Chinese man's six-ton balls save lives
A mate of mine works for TaylorWoodrowBarretWimpeyArsePipes the house builders, and he is reliably informed that the company is importing 300 of these balls for a new development! They will be sticking a slate roof and uPVC conservatory on each of them and then dumping them in the middle of the athletes village to form part of the regenerated East London's Olympic legacy!
Someone should send a cameraman into Redmond and film the Windows 8 development team at work - once it's over, package the footage up into thirty minuet episodes and market it as a spin off from "The Thick of It", as judging from what little information does spill its way out from there it sounds like its a right farce inside! Plus I can just imagine Ballmer going all Malcolm Tucker!
Slave Identity Module
You gave us precise measurements for these new-fangled SIMs but no mention of whether they have sharp or rounded corners?!
Mines the one with a nano-SIM in the pocket...somewhere!
New name for diehard Apple lovers...
I suggest we call them "Apple Victims"
Product marketing diversification opportunity...
Bic should package both the lighter and Biro together and sell them in B&Q shouldn't they!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I love all the Apple stories, 'cus they're a nice easy piss taking target for my crap jokes about rounded rectangles and I have literally got about 1,000 upvotes to 50 downvotes thanks to our fruity friends! I think that speaks for itself!
Who did this research again? The University of the Fucking Obvious?
Cats kill small animals - its what they do, it says so on the tin etc - DUH!
realise not release lol
LMAO if they did do that, Microsoft might have the bright idea of making a custom screw for the xbox - in the shape of an X - and not release their balls-up until after the press releases and patent applications have been sent out!
outputs a 16-level greyscale
Does that mean this ebook reader is not compatible with the literary masterpiece that is Fifty Shades of Grey then?
If this aint fake, then why didn't they invent a screwhead in the shape of their very own apple logo? Or even better, they should have invented the turtle-necked screw!
This is how it actually happened!
Ring ring
"Hello banking customer services, how may I help you?"
"Hi, it's Kylie here, you know, Kylie Minogue!"
"Can I have your account number and password please..."
"Urm I can't actually remember my password as I am just so busy being Australia's best loved female solo artist - can I sing I Should be so Lucky to you instead to prove I am who I say I am?"
*Presses play on CD player*
