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I'm sorry but that phrase is just too funny.
Great, I've just spat tea all over my opaque, rigid, multi-gender typing device!
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I watched the video teardown on ifixit the other day - I like the little comment about the fan being there because of past xbox overheating problems maybe!
When, oops, I mean IF, the Kinect goes wrong, I wonder if we will get the red finger of death this time? I don't know which is more painful, a red ring or a red finger!
We need freedom of speech in this country. I want the people of this country to say what they really feel without fear of prosecution . That way, the members or the Tory party will be able to spout off their true opinions of ethnic minorities, the poor etc and then maybe the public will wake up to the fact that they have voted in (well sort of voted, they didn't actually win did they) the most out of touch bunch of selfish scumbags we've seen since the last time they were in power!
Well done Britain!
He's lost two jobs, he's in debt to the tune of thousands, he'll have trouble getting another job not only because of the criminal conviction but because their aren't any jobs. And soon, he'll be told by our new overlords that he's a lazy, work-shy, lay-about dole-scum and that if he wants to continue getting his £65 a week dole money, he'd better do some forced labour!
And all because of a joke on twitter! Yes it was a crap a joke but the punishment is a little harsh!
Good old Britain with its sense of fair-play.
"it's going to turn into their primary domestic computing interface."
No its not! I'm not holding my arm up in the air for two and half seconds just to click on the sodding start menu (or windows menu as I think they renamed it now after years of clicking start to turn off PCs) !!!
As for Milo, I think you need a enhanced CRB check before you're allowed to play that one!
I dosen't matter how good the hardware is, its the games that make the console. At the moment there are just a few games out for this thing and obviously I wouldnt judge the system based on those alone as they are early simple games (probably), essentially a step up from tech-demos. Once more games (or not) get released for the thing, then I think we will be in postition to actually judge how well the Kinect is fairing against the Move and Wii.
It seems pointless reviewing the Move and Kinect right now - all there is to say about both of them is "they work, there's a few shit games, one good game and playing makes you look silly like the wii did four years ago".
I think we will have to wait until after next Christmas's shopping season to find out for sure if this thing is going down well with consumers and if the games are good. Jurys still out for me!
hehe, that Google message sounds friggin' desperate if you ask me!
"Oh please don't leave me! I'm better than her! You'll regret it! She'll never give you what we had together!"
Flavour of the month (or flavour of the five to ten year period that huge US tech companies dominate) changes you know, Google! You'll be an oversized embarrassment to yourself just like Microsoft is now, one day too!
Central Reading is a rural backwater. I grew up in the damn awful place, I know. :oD
Joking aside, you used to be able to get normal analogue telly from either the London region or the proper south region that covers the area depending on whether you lived on a hill or not and depending which way you pointed your aerial. I guess this doesn't apply to digital since the transmission power levels are lower.
Your lucky though, I cant get digital despite living two or three miles away from the transmitter because of a huge hill the blocks the signal out. I can't even get decent analogue either so I literally did stop paying the licence fee and now rely on iPlayer and other online telly watching sites. It will be 2012 until my local relay transmitter is upgraded to digital too but by then I probably still wont use it. Oh and I live in actual rural backwater called Surrey not in some Welsh valley surprisingly given the lack of telly-age.
Yeah but I only read the Register for the stories bout Paris and cross-dressers in moats with dogs. Surely some of the readers come for the tech news, we need a readership demographics survey or something! I need to know what sort of people vote up and down my silly comments - worryingly, it seems like 80% of my comments are voted up!
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There isn't enough FAIL in the world to describe this huge FAIL of Rupert's.
Yes, this comment may appear immature, but it has to be done, you can't argue with FAIL.
I don't even know what it even bloody is! I've only ever heard about though El Reg and yet I'm an actual Vodafone customer!
Great job lads and lassies down at Vodafone! You've made a shit product hardly anyone's heard of and of those who have, you have to force them to, well maybe not use, but to have it installed!
If only all of Britain's business possessed such skilful insight!
I'm gunna ask them if there's is a way to change the error messages. "Oops, this is embarsing" is getting so old after seeing it everyday for god knows how long now!
I want it to say something else maybe "Ooh what am I like!" or maybe "We apologise for the inconvenience but your session was lost due to trespassers on the line at Effingham Junction".
Now that would be awesome!
Haha I like this comment on that blog from a commentard called "blighty".
"No matter how inconsequential the story is, if it in any way mentions nudity, sex, reproductive organs, stupidity it will make it onto the site, and even then they struggle to find more than a few stories every week."
That's why I and many others read the Register - for the sex, nudity and reproductive organs! Mixed in with IT news! Duh!
However his/her comments about struggling to find stories is balls. I visit the site probably about 5 times a day and there's always new stuff about knobs and jubs to read each visit!
Oh and this climate-change/gate stuff is so boring to me now. Oh and that blog was so boring and stinks of trying to hard. People moan at me about grammar but over there on the Gruanianaiaianengrua its another matter all together! He needs to learn to limit the use of the comma key!
Paris of course - for the jubs!
Please try not to point out every little grammar mistake, it really isn't called for. My grammar may be slightly sloppier than normal on here but it is just web forum and it doesn't allow posts to be edited! I don't mind people saying things like "its '90s not 90's" as I learnt something that time but this grammar Nazi stuff is getting really tedious. Also why you feel the need to go anon I don't know.
It's one of those mistakes you don't notice until the brief second between pressing submit and the page reloading!
So I'm sorry but you FAIL. Moderators can we have one of those Jim Gamble CEOP buttons to report these cyber bullies who keep harassing me over this, its bloody pathetic.
I'm not checking this post for grammar or spelling mistakes as I've got better things to do like look at hedges in the shape of knobs.
The bloody government, f-ofcom and the industry need to just admit what everyone's knows - that DAB is useless crap and a complete waste of everyone's time and money.
Yeah, 'cus MP2 is really the future of audio broadcasting isint it! If DAB was good, pirate radio stations would be available on it but no, they are all still on FM or this thing called "the interwebz tubez"!
This geezer sounds like a total ****. Shouldn't be a friend to your own kids? What dose he hate them or something?
As for the file sharing thing. Shut the **** up.
Kiss are a shit band, I can say I honestly don't know any of their songs but they are definitely still shit!
I've never even heard of them, what are they some sort Welsh mens' choir or something?
If you input this story into the Daily Mail headline generator, along with the stories about the CEOP buttons, you get the following...
"Is Facebook causing your family to become terrorists and paedophiles?"
It also carries the following subheading...
"Scientists still don't know if Facebook causes cancer and wars, is it safe to let your family take the risk?"
The first person to sign up, get connected to the cams and THEN broadcast a relay of all the cams they are watching over the net so the rest of us watch too and even play pranks in the location the cam is covering, wins a pint!
That should hopefully also help put an end to this stupid idea. If not, I'm sure that fact people ant gunna pay to work will!
Perv scanners will not store images. They do not even have the required hardware to do so!
Perv scanners will not be abused by their operatives. You do not need to worry about airport staff looking at your love plumbing.
Perv scanners are safe. They will not cause you harm and have of course been stringently tested to ensure your personal safety.
Perv scanners prevent all known forms of terrorism. It's true!
If you disagree with two or less of the above statements then you are clearly either a terrorist or a paedophile.
If you disagree with two or more of the above statements then you are clearly both a terrorist and a paedophile!
Firm and Harsh Regards,
Your Governmentz.
"almost 90 per cent of youth would happily pay a monthly fee for for a mobile-phone wallet, mainly for the privilege of not having to wait in line for movie tickets."
BS - Nobody our age goes to the bloody cinema any-more, we aint living in the '30s any-more, granddads!*
Not seen a flick on the "big screen" for about 8 years, I like to you know, eat food that isn't flavoured expanded polystyrene and to be able to actually see and hear the film , plus I like the option of being able to do a number 1 or even a 2 without missing anything!
We have these things called DVDs and the interwebtubes you know, and I can sit right in front of the telly should I need it to look really big!
*Obviously some still do but they live in places like Staines and Slough where seeing a film on a giant telly thingy is still literally the most exciting thing to do in the whole town!