1678 posts • joined 11 Dec 2009
It is too expensive
It's not value for money at that price if you ask me. Knock £70 off at least - half its price off and its a must by for me. And redesign it, bloody hell its ugly!
I have nothing to say on the matter actually
I have nothing to say on the matter actually.
Yes they need a survey!
Well not everyone uses porn for wanking you know. I quite enjoy looking at porn for its comedy value or for new ideas to try out.
This is serious comment by the way, not a joke one.
What about Milo?
What about Milo, the Kinect pederast simulator?
There is beauty in everything
There is beauty in everything - including badly rendered 8 bit graphics.
This isn't a sarcastic comment either.
So God hates fags dose he?
So God hates fags dose he? What is that meant to mean, sounds like one of the government health warnings you get on packs of 20 Bensons!
Screw you WBC!
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I was just reading an article about Apple fucking over Last.fm thinking "where's the prison survival kit stuffed up the jacksie angle". Deal with it!
I like your style!
So we have never heard of the marketing firm behind the survey and probably never will because you didn't include a link or even a name! I like your style!
I wish the "mainstream" media would do the same, especially breakfast telly - it just seems to be made up of news stories that all start: "A new survey out today shows..." or "A new survey out today highlights..." and so forth.
Or shove a penguin in the hole. Or a finger in the penguin.
Obvious joke alert
There already are humans kept as pets by machines - they're called "iPhone owners"!
I'm here all week, unfortunately.
Interesting concept - but this will never bloody work.
Interesting concept - but this will never bloody work. Far too many what ifs, I'm not even going to start. Maybe in a different format it could but a doo-dar you have to physically plug in? What is this, the '80s or something?
There is one simple solution already - become educated in online security and safety - know the risks and benefits and make informed decisions. That aint gunna happen for all people either I guess. Maybe we are all just screwed!
Paris, 'cus she's the original "plug in and forget it" device!
I live in Surrey
As well as being the most "wooded" county, we are also well known for our high levels of cocaine usage and wife beating amongst the middle-classes!
Stop showing off!
Bloody fanbois! You can be nearly as bad as those Appletards sometimes!
Will this be basically a bit like when Commodore brought 6502 CPU maker MOS - in the olden days?
Mines the one with a badly researched book about the history of computing in the pocket.
And I typed into Bing ...
"If you key in "ACS"," for instance, it may use your previous searches to determine whether you mean the "American Cancer Society" or the "American Chemical Society"."
And I typed into Bing "ACS company owner" and got a picture of a giant cock!
the most hardened fanbois :-D
Hang about - you are suggesting people throw their iPhones? I cant see the most hardened fanbois wanting to throw an Apple device (It just not natural to them) and I cant see the normal Apple customers wanting to throw their very expensive pieces of consumer electronics either (Yes Wiimotes arnt cheap but you don't ruin them by dropping or throwing them at the wall accidentally! - well that's debatable I guess)
If they are going to go down this route, they need to come out with a dedicated games controller. Controllers will be treated like toys - its what they are - they will be thrown, dropped and even used as weapons against our fellow man during multilayer games. I don't think the iPhone can take that sort of punishment.
Expect single button games controllers to make a come back any time soon - now in shiny white and with a glowing picture of a fruit on them!
As a gamer, I have to ask - what's a Kinect?
Na only joshing with ya, I remember that thing!
Dudah, dudah, dudahdudah, boooo!
This is funny! All that needs to be said!
Your post is a bit fucked up
Your post is a bit fucked up - but I like it! Upvoted!
Sony, your are fucking idiots!
How come when you make bad jokes like that you get 25 (now 26) up-votes, yet when I do, I'm lucky to get a few uppers and mostly downers?
"from flower-arranging to extreme dogging"
"from flower-arranging to extreme dogging - Microsoft Bing - the only search engine you need!"
Did you threaten to overrule him?
Good ol' Paxo! It's always worth having the popcorn on standby when he's presenting Newsnight!
Just worked it out
Big Society = Ghettos
Fed up of hearing about Mr Ass-anger now. *Invents Ass blocker extension for firefox*
What's illegal content anyway?
iTunes sells music that contains un-cleared, unlicensed samples* - can we block that please?
*Of course many music sites do, especially ones that allow you buy to music from smaller dance labels / artists. And uncleared samples are still infringing copyright. Love how the music industry is so two faced about this issue - "We will sue our customers for anything but one of own can rip us off until the tune in question sells well enough to generate us some income is fine."
Fists, I mean thumbs up!
Someone got their job advert and their dating advert mixed-up didnt they! They'll be some random ad on some hook-up website asking for a well hung dominant solution architect - if he's not careful that terminology will spread and he's just invented some new sex slang!
Crap, unfunny and un-charming Lilly Savage. Paul O'Grady is actually a better hacker too.
Best case of radio presenter stalking ever has to be Jed stalking Alan Partridge - now he was a dedicated stalker!
In 2040, there's going to be an iPhone style case for your implanted comms/governmentz ID chip to enable you to look all "cool and retro". Not sure how it will work with the chip being inside your body but still it will be a talking point amongst you and your friends as you reminisce about those iPhone yuppies of the late noughties!
Mines the one lined with tin foil.
"Only the service's free, ad-supported content is available. "
"Only the service's free, ad-supported content is available. "
In which case, I hope you like repeats of the Young Ones, The Apprentice and Bad Girls!
Paris, cos I mentioned Bad Girls!
This is gunna take a lot of extra serieses of tubes to acheive!
Youtube has ads?
Ads? There's ads on the interwebz? I've never seen them!
wtf do we need bath bombs for
"what the fuck do we need bath bombs for"
Um, excuse me but they actually make for great bath plug-hole blockers!
I like their bath bombs - terrific stuff! But their on-line customer safety strategy stinks!
Na, looks more like
Na, looks more like that symbol the bloke formally known as Prince changed his name to!
sshhh! keep it down!
"It's hard to believe now, but the very few computer viruses prior to Brain infected early Apple or Unix machines."
sshhh! keep it down! You'll set the fanbois off again!
I know, its like its the 80's again or something!
I'm surprised ol' Kryten cant charge up an electric car using one of his groin attachments!
new graphical style
This is so funny! I used to really love the plain text scams with their poor grammar, liberal use of upper case and digits and comical fake names, but this new graphical style is fricking hilarious!
Oh and one more thing
Oh and one more thing, clearly you incapable of detecting both sarcasm and minor whit - INKYdink may be a very minor example of whit it is true but it's more whit than you can muster up in a forum post judging by your totally unnecessary nastiness.
what a co-inkydink!
I've just been playing Pac-man, what a co-inkydink!
This isn't the same story going about the gaming press at the moment about a reality show based on pac-man being planned is it? I suspect it might be seeing as this story mentioned "single celled organisms" which have the same intelligence level of your average reality show contestant!
Mines the one with the pockets full of fruit and pills!
It's not obscure it's a classic!
It's good to see...
Good to see Monica and Lesbo Ferdinand back in action!
When this theft took place, were teh interwebz piled on to a big truck by the thieves do we know? Or maybe they made their getaway via a series of tubes (The Underground)????
If only someone would bring out the Atari 2600 phone - complete with wood panelling - then I'd be happy!
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