Posts by LinkOfHyrule
1509 posts • joined Friday 11th December 2009 10:15 GMT
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Sony, your are fucking idiots!
How come
How come when you make bad jokes like that you get 25 (now 26) up-votes, yet when I do, I'm lucky to get a few uppers and mostly downers?
"from flower-arranging to extreme dogging"
"from flower-arranging to extreme dogging - Microsoft Bing - the only search engine you need!"
Posted in Paxo in second c-word shocker
Did you threaten to overrule him?
Good ol' Paxo! It's always worth having the popcorn on standby when he's presenting Newsnight!
Just worked it out
Big Society = Ghettos
Who cares
Fed up of hearing about Mr Ass-anger now. *Invents Ass blocker extension for firefox*
What's illegal content anyway?
iTunes sells music that contains un-cleared, unlicensed samples* - can we block that please?
*Of course many music sites do, especially ones that allow you buy to music from smaller dance labels / artists. And uncleared samples are still infringing copyright. Love how the music industry is so two faced about this issue - "We will sue our customers for anything but one of own can rip us off until the tune in question sells well enough to generate us some income is fine."
Fists, I mean thumbs up!
Someone got their job advert and their dating advert mixed-up didnt they! They'll be some random ad on some hook-up website asking for a well hung dominant solution architect - if he's not careful that terminology will spread and he's just invented some new sex slang!
He's a
Crap, unfunny and un-charming Lilly Savage. Paul O'Grady is actually a better hacker too.
That's nothing!
Best case of radio presenter stalking ever has to be Jed stalking Alan Partridge - now he was a dedicated stalker!
In 2040
In 2040, there's going to be an iPhone style case for your implanted comms/governmentz ID chip to enable you to look all "cool and retro". Not sure how it will work with the chip being inside your body but still it will be a talking point amongst you and your friends as you reminisce about those iPhone yuppies of the late noughties!
Mines the one lined with tin foil.
Posted in SeeSaw streams UK TV through Boxee
"Only the service's free, ad-supported content is available. "
"Only the service's free, ad-supported content is available. "
In which case, I hope you like repeats of the Young Ones, The Apprentice and Bad Girls!
Paris, cos I mentioned Bad Girls!
Tubular
This is gunna take a lot of extra serieses of tubes to acheive!
Youtube has ads?
Ads? There's ads on the interwebz? I've never seen them!
Crazy Taxi
haha!
wtf do we need bath bombs for
"what the fuck do we need bath bombs for"
Um, excuse me but they actually make for great bath plug-hole blockers!
da bomb
I like their bath bombs - terrific stuff! But their on-line customer safety strategy stinks!
Posted in Brazilian cult condemns USB
Na, looks more like
Na, looks more like that symbol the bloke formally known as Prince changed his name to!
sshhh! keep it down!
"It's hard to believe now, but the very few computer viruses prior to Brain infected early Apple or Unix machines."
sshhh! keep it down! You'll set the fanbois off again!
I'm surprised
I'm surprised ol' Kryten cant charge up an electric car using one of his groin attachments!
Posted in Susan Boyle joins Lads from Lagos
new graphical style
This is so funny! I used to really love the plain text scams with their poor grammar, liberal use of upper case and digits and comical fake names, but this new graphical style is fricking hilarious!
Oh and one more thing
Oh and one more thing, clearly you incapable of detecting both sarcasm and minor whit - INKYdink may be a very minor example of whit it is true but it's more whit than you can muster up in a forum post judging by your totally unnecessary nastiness.
Thanks
It's not obscure it's a classic!
Posted in Oh noes – they've stolen the internet!
teh interwebz
When this theft took place, were teh interwebz piled on to a big truck by the thieves do we know? Or maybe they made their getaway via a series of tubes (The Underground)????
Posted in PlayStation Phone spied in China
If only
If only someone would bring out the Atari 2600 phone - complete with wood panelling - then I'd be happy!
It's good to see...
Good to see Monica and Lesbo Ferdinand back in action!
what a co-inkydink!
I've just been playing Pac-man, what a co-inkydink!
This isn't the same story going about the gaming press at the moment about a reality show based on pac-man being planned is it? I suspect it might be seeing as this story mentioned "single celled organisms" which have the same intelligence level of your average reality show contestant!
Mines the one with the pockets full of fruit and pills!
Posted in EU in Chinese garlic-crushing operation
Daily Mail headline
Daily Mail headline -
China floods Poland with "counterfeit" onions - will Britain be next and will these bulbous vegetables cause or cure cancer?
If 3D porn dose go mainstream
If 3D porn dose go mainstream as a result of this new piece of gadge, expect sales of wipe-clean screen protector to surge too!
Maybe we will also see a new sideline in novelty styluses too!
blow hole
Back in the day, if our Atari 2600 or Ninty NES started playing up we just blew into their slots and that always sorted the problem!
I think the 360 needs a hole you can blow into - big FAIL Microsoft engineers for not including a blow hole of some type!
Silicon Roundabout
Silicon Roundabout - sounds like the nickname of a glamour model to me!
"The 1980's called"
"The 1980's called, they want their Scheme back " LOL
That's funny, funnier than it should be, but it is!
Duh!
Duh!
Hey Derbyshire Police, get a court order (that's what they're there for, situations like this where it's the only legal way of getting the information) and shut the fuck up!
Posted in Video games go off quicker than tomatoes
Hahaha
Hahaha
If they had tried this same experiment with any Wii or DS game with the word "Mario" in its title and flogged it on ebay they would of probably found the results surprisingly different as it's bloody almost impossible to buy any Mario game cheap from there - heck I've even seen them go for more money than you can buy them for brand new!
That's very helpful thanks!
That's very helpful thanks!
Being someone who reads the Guardian I am of course not up to speed on spelling, grammar and the correct formatting of articles!
This aint libel is it?
I always suspected one day the word "Pope" would appear on some kind of "Register" - and here today it dose!
Disklabs has put together a list
Disklabs has put together a list of its oddest data receiver(sic)* jobs of the last 12 months...
...Honestly? Sure they didn't put this list together down the pub the other night? It's a well known fact that a lot of top ten lists published by magazines and websites are made in this fashion. I'm sure the same holds true for PR departments too!
Paris, cos she features in all ten of my list of oddest data recovery jobs in the last 12 months.
*I've always wanted to say "sic" whatever the frigg it means, have I done it right?
I'm not a bitter c
I'm not a bitter cunt and I actually REALLY like Stephen Fry. He's very funny and talented. I'm not jellous of him and I wish him well.
However this dose not change the fact that he is on telly too much and >most< of it is either shit or repeated to death. QI is good. A bit of Fry and Laurie was good etc. But adverts for Twinnings tea and lightweight documentaries fronted by Stephen Fry because the producers lack the imagination to think of someone else to present them are shit, etc.
I respect Stephen Fry actually, I respect him enough to speak my mind about what I actually think of his work, rather than the arse kissing he gets from most people.
I'm sorry if anyone who disagrees with me thinks i'm being harsh. I'm not, I just think doing adverts for Direct Line is fucking low. That's why I don't have an issue with Paul Merton doing them too.
Posted in Double-clicking patent takes on world
I'm going to patent
I'm going to patent the "Medium Double Click" it is in speed between a normal double click and your slow double click you like so much for renaming files. I have no idea what use it could be but I hear Texas is a good place to sue the arses off anybody who might "infringe" my patent so I'm all set for some easy dosh!
I could probably sue anybody who uses a normal double click or a slow one as I could argue both styles of double clicking infringe my invention if the user dose them wrong!
In the meantime I hope my patent for "crap unfunny forum comments" goes through okay.
Hey Stephen, can we have some quality rather quantity please?
I like him but he's far to over exposed now its beyond the joke. When he's literally on four TV shows and a radio programme simultaneously plus the countless TV ads, news stories and you even see him on the train all on the same day - then yes, it really is beyond the joke.
I'm not even exaggerating, all the above has happened in my experience. I don't watch QI any-more because I'm literally sick of him. I will go back and watch old episodes in a few years probably but right now I'm avoiding him. I do think its fair to say he's a sell out and when I hear him bang on about standards in the media its a bit two faced of him to act as if he's some sort of ambassador for quality programme making - we're talking about a man who dose advert voice overs for Argos and Direct Line and stared in the god awful Kingdom ffs!
Hey Stephen, can we have some quality rather quantity please?
I did not read this article because I hate him, I did so despite being a bit sick of his overexposure, to find out what silly thing he has done on Twitter - I'd do the same for any celeb who's messed up online - even those I've never heard of - which is most of them I'm sorry but that's what celebs are there for - for us to laugh at when they've smeged up!
Posted in Make your iPhone patriotic - for free
"Spin to choose threat level"
"Spin to choose threat level"
That is the best piece of UI user instruction ever to grace a software product, ever!
Apart from that though, this app is a disgusting example of all round FAIL.
Posted in iPhone case makes like a Moleskine
Nice advert!
Nice advert! And the product obviously needs all the advertising it can get - I'm sure it will end up in poundshops up and down the land in a few weeks time thanks to it being complete useless tat - I look forward to Stuart Ashen's review on youtube once Poundland acquire all the unsold stock!
No
Its an Android Game and Watch!
Posted in Microsoft says no to Kinect sex game
The main reason (well one of them)
The main reason though you never see any "AO" aduits only rated games for any of the consoles is that a certain US retailer who's name ends with "Mart" and begins with "Wall" won't touch 'em with a barge pole.
This one retailer pretty much has a whole industry held to ransom in terms of what is suitable content.
As for Kinect and it being "family friendly" - now I know what they mean after seeing those youtube videos of family members physically "kinecting" with each other rather painfully it seems while playing the bloody thing! It should come with an inflatable boxing ring and padded headgear to protect nippers from getting smacked round the chops by their parents while playing Just Dance!
Smiley face cos its Wallmarts acid house and early 90's rave scene inspired inspired mascot isn't it?
Bloody hell!
Bloody hell - a Microsoft product that gets good word of mouth that isn't that stupid xbox Kinect thingy! Whatever next!
Also every-time I see "MSE antivirus" mentioned anywhere I always think "What, has Martian Lewis the tight fisted expert released his own free-ware antivirus or something" until I remember what MSE actually stands for!
"I'if this idea gets the go ahead, the El Reg "Paris" icon will be barred !"
You can take our interwebz. You can take our freedom. But you'll never take our Paris!
I'm also wearing no trousers as a mark of solidarity!
Oh and just one more thing, Evil Weevil...
Oh and just one more thing, Evil Weevil - you're real name doesn't happen to be Lt Columbo dose it? The flashers mac you're wearing is what gives it away!
You're the original mac fanboi!
