Posts by LinkOfHyrule
1509 posts • joined Friday 11th December 2009 10:15 GMT
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Is this thing ever going to launch? I am in my twenties yet I am fully expecting to be long dead by the time it comes out! I honestly think it would be quicker for Paris to evolve into a race of super humans!
Posted in Ten... tablet survival accessories
I'm doing a Columbo here...
Yeah, I guess I should have said "I just have scary vision of rabid Apple fanbois putting iPads on their walls and using them as sodding light switches."
Posted in Ten... tablet survival accessories
Okay not everyone is a twat then, fair point. There are some people who would like their iPads on the wall for various reasons, I think cooking and boats come under my small flat point though seeing as both tend to be small in the main.
I am not unimaginative either - I just think having a tablet computer on the wall looks shit. I imagined it and in my mind's eye it looked shit, sorry.
Posted in Ten... tablet survival accessories
Would you really want an iPad on your wall? Surely if you do you're a massive twat! Or have a very small flat and no telly!
Cookie safeword
I would rather have a consistence way across all websites and across all browser to deal with this - this is going to get on my tits! I do hope it doesn't become tempting to use a VPN or proxy via another non EU state because of this shit!
I think the whole reason for the ICO's softly, softly fiddle with a monkey approach is that they know it's going to be an epic screw-up all round but they are just not sure exactly how. They do not to me seem like the sort of dudes that can effectively plan what their having for tea let alone the future of the interwebz and personal information in general!
I'm plonking a Paris on this as I actually genuinely think she would have come up with a better solution!
Re: EPIC FAIL
Seems to work now but still, that's classic FAIL! I am giving them another FAIL point too for having a beige-ish website - what do they think it's the 70s or something! I feel like I'm in an episode of Life up Mars's Arse going to that site!
I was hoping this was an article about Apples new range of sex toys - vibrating rounded rectangles - iCum
Posted in Man's car warns of AIR RAID OVER LONDON
Re: Bullfights?
Some of the less well known ones...
Zombies (4387)
Gordon Brown streaking (113)
Lorry full of kittens shed its load (2120)
Impromptu illegal jungle/drum n bass rave in carriageway (1085)
Road closed due to flooding caused by football hooligans urinating en-mass (775)
Diversions due to a young couple making love atop a keep left bollard (4569)
They thought of almost everything!
Obligatory meme based pun
In Russia, premium rate telephone lines call you!
'Click on an ad or two'
Clearly begging isn't illegal in Massachusetts then!
Seriously? Kids are doing this days are they? Na, it aint the cool ones playing flash games on social networks, its the sad fuck ones!
A1 Agregator
With as classy a company name as that they might as well be called "Dodgy Dave's Digital Deception Development and Distribution Ltd"
Why the heck are these guys not in prison? And will the makers of Angry Birds and Google hurry up and sue these guys arses off for trademark infringement , distributing pirated aps and terms of service breaches! I know some users may be too dumb to read ap permisions but still!
I wonder if A1 Agregator are one of these "Silicon Roundabout" firms? Na can't be, these guys actually made some money!
Bad news for lawyers, good news for hippies
I can't wait for that new iPad game that's comming out soon - Lawyers vs Hippies!
Re: What about my 3 year old?
"Steve Jobs in his house, bare of furnishings and furniture save for a hi-fi and a beautiful floor-standing Tiffany lamp. Echoing the adages of William Morris and Oscar Wilde."
Next time you get burgled, before you start bitching, stand back and just examine the scene for a few moments - maybe the thieves did you a favour and gave you a new tasteful, beautiful interior!
Pay close attention to the obligatory turd they often left behind - if its carefully placed in such a position that it's highlighted by the glow of one or more of your remaining light fittings then you know these guys know their installation work! You may find being robbed adds value to your home rather than detracting from it! Imagine Banksy coming round to nick your Playstation - you'd be the envy of the neighbourhood!
Re: You don't have an ad-blocker installed?
No I do have AdBlock, I was "Joking" hence the "Joke Alert"!!! It was an excuse to make a very bad joke, I learned how to do it from reading lots of Register headlines over the years!
Why do I get the feeling my fellow comentards only take me serious when I am being firmly tongue in cheeks!
I'm going to have to get a life at this rate and find something better to fill my afternoons with. Like auto-erotic asphyxiation using a scrunched up Daily Mail as a ball-gag. Would love to see them report my death if it goes titsup "Dead pervert choked on Daily Mail bigotry"
Re: she was "appalled" by what she found there
I don't get that problem - I always search bareback (with safe searched switched off)
Re: Golden Shower
We should all get tested for hepatitis then as a precaution - I do not mean to cast accusations or anything here but we're being pissed on by Torries and Liberals and they have a bit of a reputation for certain "things"!
Golden Shower
Any excuse! You lot are worst than me! Honestly!
@ Anon 2012 12:07 GMT
It now returns this very page so I win!
Mahahahaha! My plan worked! But why do I keep getting adverts for concrete bollards and organic turnips?
Re: "Joking aside I have never heard of her"
If only I actually gave a shit who she was!
Re: What about my 3 year old?
Bitch fight! Laptop bags at dawn!
At first I was afraid I was petrified
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I. I will Sir Ive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll Sir Ive,
I will Sir Ive.
"She had a Facebook account on which she has 6 million friends,"
Fook me! That's a lot of "friends" she must be the loveliest lady in the whole wide world.
Joking aside I have never heard of her - I take it she's a new version of Paris or something? No idea what a Bieber is either which is probably lucky. Sounds rather nasty like it causes a rash or something!
This hacker bloke sounds like a right twat too I would like to add - seriously dude, you aint got the clout to get away with hacking, who do you think you are Murdoch or something!
she was "appalled" by what she found there
Well if you type into Google "Lesbian robot vomit scat rotten turnip insertion rubber suction tube infected mudchute BDSM spanking breath-control electrocution concrete-bolard-dildo-fisting muff-stuffing bukkake party hardcore extreme mega uber porno" then what do you expect!
Re: There's two types...
Seriously dude, I was going to make this exact same comment, hate it when this happens!
Rip off of BBC TV Centre
Apple/Steve stealing shit from others and claiming it as their own invention again.
Posted in VIA outs $49 Raspberry Pi-alike
who in the manufacturing team was responsible for final assembly/testing.
So that's what Gordon Brown is up to these days - he's got a job on the production lines at Foxconn!
Just found an actual transcript of the court case online...
Your honor, unicorns do so exist! Steve had a whole stable full of them back in Cupertino - we would squeeze their teats to extract the magic! We then take that magic, ship it off to China, and 8 weeks later a new version of iPhone emerges!
We put it to this court that Samsung has willingly and recklessly infringed our magic milking patent in the production of their so called smart-phones. They may be smart, but your honor, they sure aint magic! I rest my case...
Re: Cables
I think the only cables they lay these days are in the staff toilets!
If he gets convicted and sent to jail he'll be shitting bricks!
Posted in Bang & Olufsen Beolit 12
Re: Alan Partridge?
I thought it was the Norwich branch of Tandy that closed on Christmas eve so Alan could browse without being annoyed by the public.
"dated and cheesy"
This is why I love MS - they just can't help but embarrass themselves time after time after time. Ohh Microsoft what are you like!
Paris as she also seems to get off on public humiliation!
Re: Hey Big Fat Dumb arsehole 555
I dunno if he's laughing but I am absolutely peeing myself - this post has made my day!
Re: I am probably going to be downvoted for this but...
That's okay matey! To be honest I like to "go for combos" in forum posts - I've slagged off the police and the apple fanbois in fell swoop here which is quite cool you gotta admit! These forums are like Farmville to me but with real people's feelings instead of virtual turnips!
Posted in Bang & Olufsen Beolit 12
I am not happy with the depth of this review - you failed to mention how good it is at grating cheese - I assume it has that functionality, it certainly looks to me like it dose!
I am probably going to be downvoted for this but...
I happen to know some "old bill" and they also happen to be "typical Mac users" - NO FUCKING WAY would I trust them to know how to operate this kit properly!
Nuff said
Non-creatives
Wake up, your business model is totally shit and dose not make as much money any-more - deal with it you bunch of pussies! Yes, you're all pussies - you're scared, you cry yourselves to sleep saying "why do the big horrible general public steal my copyrighted work its not fair wa wa wa I want my mummy!" you bunch of pathetic, outdated, delusional, non-creatives!
Posted in Txt-speak is a sign of humanity 4 U
Re: Oral sex? Really?
Maybe its doctor's medical notes shorthand for a promiscuous male with a history of oral herpes or something?
yeah but
Brum's canals have a greater volume of turds in them than Venice's so give them some credit please!
Posted in Does Britain really need a space port?
RE: Travelling to space is a waste of time.
"If space was full of rubber or fish I could see the point"
What, kind of a like a fetish club come fishmongers? That'd be awesome - zero-g rubber orgy and a fish supper - count me in!
Just thought of a new angle on this...
As well as flogging the Big Issue, how about the sellers also flog QR codes that enable the downloading of porno mags. It saves the embarrassment of buying the physical version, you simple wink at the seller when you hand over the cash and he then presents you with a QR code from "under the counter" as it were.
I know its a shit idea but this is the publishing business were talking about here and it thrives on really shit ideas and bollocks business models!
Who the fuck are Microsoft to say I can only install apps I get through their Windows Poundshop Market Place or whatever the heck its called! If I have brought a bit of software than as far as I am concerned I can do what the frig I want to it mate! The effing cheek! I'm guna have to start drinking real ale and using Linux at this rate!
Re: There must be more to this................
He hacked into Big Dumb Guys Facebook account - and he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for the fact he typed a status update that wasn't all in upper-case!
All I can say is, if your piece is green, go see a doctor immediately!
Stelios I think also tried to sue a local bird I know who has a reputation for being too easy! He's not the first to sue her, in fact the local clap sufferers society wanted to try and start a class action!
I brought some potatoes off some big dumb guy last week - when I opened the packaging I was shocked to discoverer it actually contained a brand new iPhone!
Re: JUST WISHING
Sorry to go off topic but...
I have a confession to make Mrs Big Dumb Guy - I have fallen passionately in love with you since you started posting here - I think I have read three posts of yours now and I have a feeling which I have never felt stronger before about anyone - will you please marry me so we can run away to Western-Super-Mare and live happily every after together, until the machines rise and eliminate all of mankind!!!?!!!
I know it will be tough for Mr Big Dumb Guy and I will of course be sorry for his loss, but I just cannot resist a high quality upper-case MILF like yourself! I am your ticket out of here baby, we won't need the governments 'back of a fag packet' legislation idea as an excuse for you to leave him now - our love and the fine Westcountry resort of WSM will be all we need. Please say yes my love, for my heart melts like cheese on toast whenever I see your capitalised musings! xxx
Re: YEAH RIGHT
I'd love a threesome with you two, can I be your big dumb bitch?
FAILophobia
LOL at anyone who says I can't be homophobic cos I'm not scared of my gay family member/friend/dog etc
Dude, I hate fast food joints but I don't soil myself whenever I walk past a McDonalds! The word homophobia dose not just mean an irrational fear - its also used to as a word for ignorant and often closeted people who can't come to terms with their own cuntishness!
Fucking most epic fail I have seen on this forum in a long time - turning a conversation about a spunk based font into a 'I think gay people should not have the same misfortune to get married' rant!
