No Egg - Have a Beer
227 posts • joined 10 Dec 2009
No Egg - Have a Beer
"In a statement this morning, US West Coast time, the website's team told The Reg its techies have got to the bottom of the problem, and are in the process of cleaning up the mess:"
Minion 1: bottom "chuckle"
Minion 2: bottom "chuckle"
Minion 1 & 2: "chuckles"
How does it cope with prescription glass wearers ? or is it adjusted in software ?
Almost what I thought - someone is creating a new series
As long as it's Raspberry
That is all
Viagra won't be any good then ?
sometimes subtle is good...and they were playing the director and waking the P.A.'s crazy for him.
(BTW upvote added)
preferably from orbit...just to be sure ?
In that case it's probably best if we just nuke it from orbit....
"For me, Coke is and always will be simply something to put with JD."
Just say NO ! - but each to their own....
So far as toilet snakes go... One Eye good - Two Eyes definitely bad in this case...
Although I wouldn't want a second One-Eye in the same cubical
ASDA (Shades) £8.00 for 24 rolls, slightly softer than Tesco...
..still can't make packed lunches with them though.
Ball - only scored 30 points
and so what goes around comes around - distributed servers for remote sites, consolidated to the data centre, to be moved out as "Location independent Computing"
hmm - I read EOP or Effective Organisation Project - not specifically referred to but generally what happens when you consolidate - seen a few of those....
certainly massaging something..
or better yet (insert any political party) donate.
on second thoughts, this may result in big business / union / personally wealthy controlling the political appointments....
Might have already happened though.
You could just send that to a digital watch..
(towel icon please)
But not Izal - bloody useless stuff - good tracing paper though
"I was not being followed by my Intourist guide - I had left her to be shagged by the driver."
Sorry, re-read this several times.....but you or her being shagged by the driver ?
Only if they get their own lift shafts, unless they are already in the basement in which case they could become the original "sulking machine", or they could create a Total Perspective Vortex...
Mine with the scratched Joo Janta 200s in.
So... President Obama is not American, or he wasn't listening...
I would re-post my fix of "content free ad network", but it appears that there was some content that has been removed (or is it hidden - given that nothing much leaves Fb once it's in there ?) but only one instance of that content.
Unfortunately the video clips look a bit like stop-frame animation (reminded me of Chorlton and the Wheelies).
and any LEDs should light up black - just so you know that the switches have worked...
So they'll be living like Kings ?
Sounds like a movie, trouble is it's now on the interwebs, and could be tweaked. Perhaps you could submit it before t gets poached ?
made better by a BOFH
Because someone higher up thought it would save money by not employing an IT department, which then leads to a shadow IT department being created to manage the outsource, and the usual drop in support.
hmm - then this will be in the Facebook logs.
NSA can confirm this
the notches are at the lower end....
I was asked on arrival "do you mind if this (female) doctor observes ?"
Although I note that institutions can have diplomats, I think the general understanding is that diplomats are usually from countries - I could (of course) be wrong.
Also (possibly) inaccurate - but updated in the Guide Mk II
the abbreviation for the Agency is W an' K ?
Because Commodores hold a higher rank ?
are you storing those as well ?
reported by the Reg's own Verity ?
and some would say that it already has been....
Calm down ! Calm down !
Must be a remake of "Inch High, Private Eye"
Or the Liberator teleporter bracelets from Blake's 7
"constant stream of personal information from the free content ad network"
shouldn't it be ..
constant stream of personal information from the content free ad network
+1 although it's Lazlar (the older and more talented designer brother of Lazlo)
Thanks, explanation on the following link: