171 posts • joined 10 Dec 2009
Viagra won't be any good then ?
sometimes subtle is good...and they were playing the director and waking the P.A.'s crazy for him.
(BTW upvote added)
preferably from orbit...just to be sure ?
Re: Whereas our weather...
In that case it's probably best if we just nuke it from orbit....
"For me, Coke is and always will be simply something to put with JD."
Just say NO ! - but each to their own....
Re: George Orwell was right
So far as toilet snakes go... One Eye good - Two Eyes definitely bad in this case...
Although I wouldn't want a second One-Eye in the same cubical
ASDA (Shades) £8.00 for 24 rolls, slightly softer than Tesco...
..still can't make packed lunches with them though.
Ball - only scored 30 points
Re: Sirius Cybernetics
and so what goes around comes around - distributed servers for remote sites, consolidated to the data centre, to be moved out as "Location independent Computing"
Re: any bets on how long EOP will take to bin the good bits?
hmm - I read EOP or Effective Organisation Project - not specifically referred to but generally what happens when you consolidate - seen a few of those....
certainly massaging something..
Re: Isn't Technology Wonderful?!
or better yet (insert any political party) donate.
on second thoughts, this may result in big business / union / personally wealthy controlling the political appointments....
Might have already happened though.
You could just send that to a digital watch..
(towel icon please)
But not Izal - bloody useless stuff - good tracing paper though
Re: I read this and I think
"I was not being followed by my Intourist guide - I had left her to be shagged by the driver."
Sorry, re-read this several times.....but you or her being shagged by the driver ?
Re: Won't they just take to sulking in basements?
Only if they get their own lift shafts, unless they are already in the basement in which case they could become the original "sulking machine", or they could create a Total Perspective Vortex...
Mine with the scratched Joo Janta 200s in.
Re: No Americans...
So... President Obama is not American, or he wasn't listening...
I would re-post my fix of "content free ad network", but it appears that there was some content that has been removed (or is it hidden - given that nothing much leaves Fb once it's in there ?) but only one instance of that content.
Unfortunately the video clips look a bit like stop-frame animation (reminded me of Chorlton and the Wheelies).
Re: Has to be
and any LEDs should light up black - just so you know that the switches have worked...
So they'll be living like Kings ?
Re: Personally I'd like a pre-quel
Sounds like a movie, trouble is it's now on the interwebs, and could be tweaked. Perhaps you could submit it before t gets poached ?
Happy SysAdmin Day
made better by a BOFH
Because someone higher up thought it would save money by not employing an IT department, which then leads to a shadow IT department being created to manage the outsource, and the usual drop in support.
Re: Looks like the family is lying about the LOL jk
hmm - then this will be in the Facebook logs.
NSA can confirm this
the notches are at the lower end....
I was asked on arrival "do you mind if this (female) doctor observes ?"
Wikileaks a country now ?
Although I note that institutions can have diplomats, I think the general understanding is that diplomats are usually from countries - I could (of course) be wrong.
Also (possibly) inaccurate - but updated in the Guide Mk II
the abbreviation for the Agency is W an' K ?
Re: Waiting for Eadon
Because Commodores hold a higher rank ?
are you storing those as well ?
reported by the Reg's own Verity ?
Re: A long time but...
and some would say that it already has been....
Re: If Carling made scouser astrophysicists
Calm down ! Calm down !
FOUR inches ?
Must be a remake of "Inch High, Private Eye"
Re: But it's so B I G
Or the Liberator teleporter bracelets from Blake's 7
free content ?
"constant stream of personal information from the free content ad network"
shouldn't it be ..
constant stream of personal information from the content free ad network
Re: "200KW of solar panels .. about the same as .. the panels around the ISS"
+1 although it's Lazlar (the older and more talented designer brother of Lazlo)
Re: T A R D I S
Re: Dimension (singular)
Thanks, explanation on the following link:
Re: T A R D I S
No problem - just emphasizing it should be in CAPS (I guess we should put a trademark symbol on there as well)
T A R D I S
Acronym: Time And Relative Dimensions In Space
Re: pretty stupid robots eh
That's what I was thinking & philbo for completing the quote
(I know where my towel is icon)
Re: happening during the 11-year solar minimum
"If Inspiration Mars misses the 2018 window, it won't get another chance at a free-return Martian expedition until 2031."
So ... not this year
because the name is "nicely inconspicuous" ?
It might fit for the moon as it has only recently been discovered (must have been hiding).
Re: Serious competition
the prone body would depend on whose thumb would be on the button.....BOFH might have the edge...
There's only one way to find out....
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