* Posts by Someone Else

3617 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Dec 2009

Dialup-era developer writes ChatGPT client for Windows 3.1

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Re: So this was part written by ChatGPT ?

Doubt it. Where would it find the training for that?

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Gak!

Next on the agenda: ClippyGPT, because why not?

You'd think we would have learned by now that just because you can do a thing, it doesn't mean you should do a thing.

Near Field Communication to get longer, stronger – better at contactless

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Re: Back when NFC was new

I asked my bank nicely and they issued me with an NFCless card.

Who is your bank? I asked the nice folks at Visa, and they basically handed me a hammer, and directed me to the beach.

Nicking the edge of my card sounds like a right fine idea. Thanks!

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Re: been known to accidentally pay with my default card

I'm going to get downvoted for this [...]

No, you're not...at least by anybody with an IQ above room temperature.

That can be either Fahrenheit or Celsius

Security? Working servers? Who needs those when you can have a shiny floor?

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Re: Multiple things lead to the conclusion

newly corrected plans

The most important (and most likely to be "overlooked") step!

Lawyers who cited fake cases hallucinated by ChatGPT must pay

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Re: What?

They hallucinate 100% of the time, it’s just that the training results in the hallucinations having a high chance of being accidentally correct."

Well said!

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@Blackjack

I prefer the term "Fabrications" since it is another word for lies.

A good point, Blackjack. However, I would infer from the word "Fabrication" a somewhat (to severe) malicious intent to deceive. From what I know about LLMs, no such intent can be inferred (at least, from the "market leader" LLMs). "Hallucination", on the other hand, does not imply such intent; it instead implies that the source of the hallucination is rather addled, and is not in full control of its capacities1. To me, this is a much more accurate representation of this phenomenon. YMMV, of course.

1 Anyone who has been there knows what I am talking about...

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Coffee/keyboard

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There! the post contains letters! Sheesh!

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I think there is some concrete skill that humans execute that makes it relatively less likely for us to confidently spout nonsense and then double down.

That "skill" appears to have been systematically purged from basically anybody identifying themselves as Republican.

And likely, from anybody identifying themselves as Tory, although not as sure about that; as a left-ponder, I'm not quite as familiar with right-pondian pols.

Mark Zuckerberg would kick Elon Musk's ass, experts say

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Hard to find someone to root for here. That said, there will be popcorn.

Bad times are just starting for India's IT outsourcers, says JP Morgan

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It can spew out BS that sounds smart, but is just word salad.

Sounds like Sarah Palin, except she never "sounds smart".

Guess what happened to this US agency using outdated software?

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Re: Thinking smart

Probably also still using SNA and 3270 terminal protocols…

Ooooh...Pain!

With dead-time dump, Microsoft revealed DDoS as cause of recent cloud outages

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Re: Ah, what a nice bit of camouflage

Your check from Micros~1 Marketing is in the mail.

False negative stretched routine software installation into four days of frustration

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"You're in a helicopter!"

Perhaps an unexpected style of answer, I agree, but I'm not sure it's actually wrong...

A/C's response reminded me of a joke a colleague told me awhile back. It goes something like this:

Two folks were flying in a helicopter along the west coast (of the US, for our Continental readers). At one point, a fog bank rolled in, and they became disoriented. After flying for a while, the pilot decided to descend to see if he could find some visible landmark he could use to regain his bearings. He descended into what looked like a college campus. On the ground he spotted a couple of folks looking back at them. He got on the 'copter's speaker, and asked, "Where are we?" One of the folks on the ground produced a marker and a large piece of cardboard, on which he scrawled: "You're in a helicopter!"

The pilot put on a wry grin, turned to the passenger and said, "I know exactly where we are. We're in Redmond, Washington and that's the Microsoft campus." The passenger, looking more than a little puzzled, asked, "How can you possibly know where we are from that response?" "Easy," the pilot replied. "I know we're over the Microsoft campus, because that answer is technically correct, and absolutely useless."

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Re: Don't be so surprised

Our product is perfect, you must have a bad computer, [...]

Bad Computer! Bad! Bad! No donut!

That someone could say that with a straight face (and not be laughed out of the conference call) indicates that it was, indeed, a different time.

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We have a winnah!

Amazon confirms it locked Microsoft engineer out of his Echo gear over false claim

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Re: Hypocritical

Just for my edification, what version(s) of Windows are not "severely limited"?

Didn't know there was such a thing. I guess you learn something new every day....

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Re: no backup strategy, SMH stupidity

But while the house might lock me out of the computer, the computer can't lock me out of the house.

Quote of the week, sir! Here's to you. - - - - - - >

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Re: What, no backup strategy?

If the light stops working on the whim of someone else, that is an intrusion into the "home" - it may as well be a hotel for all the sense of "belonging there" that is left. And that "someone else" doesn't even know you! It isn't even personal, you are literally nothing to them other than an account on their screen.

For the record, I do not, nor would I even consider, turning off someone's lights, whim or no!

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Re: A bit unfair

It's us long in the tooth engineers, that have a different attitude from growing up in different times, and learning the lesions of life. [Emphasis added]

Your Freudian slip is showing....

Florida man insists he didn't violate the law by keeping Top Secret docs

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

The Secret Service's role is personal protection and nothing more.

(Well there is this anti-counterfeiting thing that is in their remit, but that is not germane to this conversation....)

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

If I had a nickel for every instance of whataboutism in this forum...

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

Yeah, but that would require putting down the clicker set (welded?) to Fox Noise, putting down the Super-Slurpee full of Kool-Aid, and straining every synapse to try to comprehend what is there...all the while desperately trying to filter out the cognitive dissonance that would result. Sheesh! Too much work! Much easier to sit back and watch Hannity bullshit himself silly.

I mean, it never was about the facts, now was it?

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

Mary Trump (remember her?) posited recently that he's keeping them for leverage in a potential future business deal overseas. If these docs contain some embarrassing/compromising details on a head of state that tRump wants to do business in, they could be used to get The Orangutan a better deal.

Ego? Sure, but tRump is purely transactional, and these could help him in a transaction.

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Re: as did his aide Walt Nauta

Nothing in the EU would ever be an analog to Tejas!

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Re: Not a flight risk?

So, he could fly it to Paraguay, that famous refuge where old authoritarians go to die.

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Re: I can finally admit something

"Six degrees of Kevin Bacon"

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Re: I can finally admit something

[...] indeed, famously he's the only President never to have won a national election [...]

I suppose it depends on how you define winning a national election. In 2016, Hillary Clinton received more popular votes than did tRump, but tRump was (legally) installed as the President by dint of having more electoral college votes. One could make the argument that tRump "lost" the nation election, but won the Presidency.

Decision to hold women-in-cyber events in abortion-banning states sparks outcry

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Re: Women in Jobs?

It actually means the government may not mandate a religion.

It also means that the gubmint may not mandate religion.

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Re: Women in Jobs?

The problem here is allowing people in positions of power to believe "freedom of religion" means freedom of religion only if it is a their Christian religion.

There, FTFY.

Gen Z and Millennials don't know what their colleagues are talking about half the time

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Re: Spot on!

...as a verb!

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Re: Thanks El Reg...

I've got a migraine after trying to grok that first paragraph.

Migraines aside, I got BINGO on 3 cards!

Oh, and wasn't it the Boomers that came up with Buzzword Bingo, in response/disgust to the Me Generation (Gen X)'s obfuscatory excess in trying to regularize their developing corporate greed?

WFH mandates bad for staff morale and stunt innovation

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Re: Bad headline

Using the phrase "I could care less", when they actually mean "I couldn't care less", never made sense to me, until I came to understand that part of the phrase was elided. The complete phrase is something along the lines of: I could care less, but I fucking don't, so fuck/bugger off!"

Sort of like an American offshoot of Rhymin' Slang...

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To quote the old song, "Just you wait, 'Enry 'Iggens!"

I find it quite possible that, given a large turnout of folks from home during that two-week period, that Salesforce's Powers That Be will make some kind of declaration along the lines of: "Well, what a wonderful turnout we had in the last weeks. We saw a discernable increase in productivity1 during that time. So after much discussion2, we have come to the inevitable conclusion that we need your asses/arses in seats here, so you all must start coming in at least 3 days a week...."

1Naturally, we don't have any documentation supporting this claim, and even if we did, you can't see it, anyway.

2OK, maybe a 5 minute conversation on the way to an Executive Lunch

File Explorer gets facelift in latest Windows 11 build

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@David 132-- Re: It looks like you're finding a file. Can I help?

Thanks, I needed a good laugh today! - - - - ->

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Re: The Recommended File feature

It's just blatant, self-serving, attention seeking by a company that feels the need to keep telling us about the "quality" of its product, rather than just letting that quality speak for itself.

These are the Sounds of Silence...

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Actually, more like: "Microsoft is fucking up File Explorer, again."

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Cheese is Christ!

Quick Access folders (available by default for users signed into Windows with a Microsoft account), Favorites, and Recent also bring in an updated experience with WinUI."

Here we fuckin' go again!

Dear Micros~1, you Ignorant Slut: How may times do we have to tell you that we, the poor besodded users that have to use your effluvia, do not want an "updated experience". We just want your shit to work. Properly. The first and every time. That would be an "updated experience" that would win you praises. But it is becoming quite clear that you no longer have the capability in your organization to make anything work. Properly. At any time. All those "smart people" Bill Gates used to brag about have long ago unassed Redmond, and the SatNad acolytes (read: ass-lickers) that remain simply have no engineering chops.

So please bugger off with your "experiences", and maybe spend some time (and money) finding at least a few competent software people. In the meantime, I will continue to test Wine, and when it supports that software I need (none of which, by the way, sports a Micros~1 moniker), it will be hasta la vista, baby!

Google HR hounds threaten 'next steps' for slackers not coming in 3 days a week

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Re: You can work from home! Well, we should tell our users that they can.

Seems a bit contradictory hypocritical.

There, FTFY.

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Re: Hey Google!

[...]difficult to see how others can be punished for the same WFH[...]

Not difficult to see at all; "One rule for thee, another for me," is is a phrase spoken (under one's breath, where the plebs can't hear it) in all megacorps' C-suites from the time of Dickens to the present.

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Hey Google!

Love to see how you intend to enforce this, and what "next steps" you would take to bring a recalcitrant Vint Cerf to heel come into the office.

Oh, of course. He will be "an exception"....

Boeing discovers Dreamliner defect, delivery delay decided

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Re: Inadequate QA

Aiming to deflect responsibility to the supplier simply shows you are not taking your responsibilities seriously.

Understand what you are saying, but I beg to differ. As their primary responsibility is to maximize shareholder value, deflecting responsibility to someone, anyone else shows they are taking their prime responsibility seriously, yes indeed!.

Hong Kong tries to outlaw uploads of unofficial and anti-Beijing anthem

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Re: What counts as "substantially the same" melody?

Presumably the law will be worded in such a way that lets them work out from other factors which song you were trying to hum.

Nope. The law is YAN mechanism whereby an "undesirable" may be jailed in the so-called "peoples' republic". Who is an "undesirable"? It's anyone who anybody in power (that does include the local or state gendarmarie) says it is, or anyone who might have the ear of someone in power says it is. So vagueness isn't a bug, its a feature....

Australia to phase out checks by 2030

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Re: C H E Q U E spell after me

What? There are spaces between each letter of that word?!? Who knew?

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FAIL

Re: Don't know what you've lost till it's gone.....

Yup, just another way for the fatasses (or for those complaining about the word "check" -- fatarses) to get a little fatter, and for hackers, scammers and other related subhumans to get another avenue to steal from you. And this is a good thing how, again?

Microsoft Windows latest: Cortana app out, adverts in

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Re: Why

You should talk to SWMBO, whose hand tremors make using a mouse rather untenable, most of the time.

And who seems to have this uncanny ability to trigger a trackpad from approximately 1/2" above the pad itself...

This typo sparked a Microsoft Azure outage

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Re: one of the many reasons I hate cloud

IaaS : Idiocy as a Service?

And people actually pay for that?!?

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Re: Cloud values are shall we say rather terse

What's new is old again and they used complain about Bash scripts.

...and INI files...

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Re: As for ...

Can't tell if I missed a <sarcasm> tag there...

Twitter loses second head of Trust and Safety under Musk

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And then....

From the article...

Despite content and safety concerns, Irwin said in an interview late last year she felt empowered by Musk's leadership, claiming he gave her team permission to prioritize user safety over side effects like damaging user numbers.

And then, reality set in.

Or, at least, reality as defined by the Muskrat.