* Posts by Someone Else

3617 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Dec 2009

Microsoft teases Python scripting in Excel

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Re: Pandas and Anaconda

R is nice. It is even more readable then Perl!

Rather low bar there. The only language I have come across less readable than Perl is APL.

Well, there is SNOBOL2, and RPG, but neither one of them really qualify as "languages" per se...

Leak of 75k employee records was insiders' fault, claims Tesla

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Re: That rogue engineer...

More likely they weren't told not to by Sir Muskrat.

Taking initiative is rather frowned upon in a Muskrat-led enterprise...

OpenAI's ChatGPT has a left wing bias – at times

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Re: An undesirable objective

According to various wingnuts (including at least one running for US president), we already have: the Covid-19 vaccine.

Florida Man and associates indicted for conspiracy to steal data, software

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Re: The smell of desperation

The lawfare argument is the many legal attacks to try to harm and stop Trump Hillary...and Hunter.

There, FTFY.

Hey, this 'whataboutism' game is fun...I can see why so many of the wingnuts like to play.

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Re: The smell of desperation

I say from a distance and without a vote to cast - but as an increasingly stunned observer of US politics which from down here looks to be dominated by ideology rather than a genuine interest in governance.

+1 - insightful!

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Re: Election Integrity

The ones committing the violence in the name of politics is the far left.

Soooo many Lefties were found (and arrested) at the Jan 6 Capitol insurrection.

You know, just because you say a thing doesn't make it a fact. (Although doing that does appear to be a hallmark of fascists in general, and MAGAts in particular.)

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Re: I like Americans…

How are we funny? Do we amuuuuse you?

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Re: @ codejunky -- The smell of desperation

Nope. In blind isolation to just this case would be ignorance of the lawfare effort against him.

OK, bring it on, junky. Where's the evidence of the newly neologized phrase "lawfare"? Per wikipedia, the term means the "use of legal systems and institutions to damage or delegitimize an opponent, or to deter individual's usage of their legal rights." Well, show me the money. For example, explain to the class where Florida Man's legal rights are being deterred? One could easily make the case that he is getting special treatment beyond that over which you and I would be afforded in similar, or even lesser, circumstances. (No travel restrictions, still got his passport, no ankle bracelet GPS tracker, no monetary bond, etc.). Or, perhaps you'd like to take a shot at the crux of your claim, that the shady "deep state conspiracy" (or, if you'd like bonus points, you could use proper names), is primarily out to "damage or delegitimize" Florida Man. To do that, you'd have to demonstrate that F.M. was not guilty of any of the things he's been charged with1, and that these were indeed trumped-up charges (see what I did there?). All the while ignoring the fact that he continues to poll very well with the MAGAts, and certainly has not been hobbled in his fund raising efforts, either.

So you'll pardon me if I'm not willing to believe your cry of "lawfare" on face value. Now if you could come up with some credible evidence of lawfare, we could have a conversation at a level that transcends the "Neener, neener" level that you seem to want to degrade this to. But in the absence of any such evidence, one can only perceive that your bumper-sticker responses are merely the bleatings of one whose hero has been shown to not be of the character and moral fiber that one so desperately insists his hero must have.

Looking forward to your response, junky. Will be interesting to see if you can indeed meet the challenge. (Popcorn is at the ready, incase you can't).

1But, of course, that is the job of a jury to determine. Do you not have faith in the American system of justice; that you would supplant it with your own dictums?

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@ codejunky -- Re: The smell of desperation

"How about...". "What about..." But didn't they...". Blah, Blah, Blah. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!

This has nothing to do with Hunter, or Hillary, or Dianne, or Nancy, or Richard M., or (either) George, or whatever weak straw- or bogeyman you wish to present. It has to do with Donald, (a.k.a. Florida Man), period. A salient debate would be as to whether he did the things he was charged with, and what the evidence shows about this case, and no other. So you trolls could raise your game, and dig into that. That you won't, but insist on playing the "look over there...Squirrel!" game, tends to imply that you can't. Go ahead, prove me wrong by raising your game, and providing cogent debate. I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

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Re: This is the most problematic indictment for him, by far

Or, a visit by some foreign head of state to Georgia State Prison.

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Re: This is the most problematic indictment for him, by far

Also, Republicans are strong champions of states' rights, aren't they??

Yes, transactionally, when it suits their immediate purpose.

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Re: This is the most problematic indictment for him, by far

No, it was a civil trial and he was found liable. You can't be found 'guilty' in a civil trial, that is for criminal trials only.

A conspiracy theorist mincing words. How quaint!

80% of execs regret calling employees back to the office

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Re: unpopular opinion: no, WFH and WFO are not the same.

What about blacksmiths & carpenters?

Straw man much?

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There is a world of difference between a 15 minute bike ride in Silicon Valley, and a 15 minute bike ride in Chicago.

Or, if you want to take the "big city" aspect out of it, a 15 minute bike ride in Naperville, IL...

Charging your iPhone literally costs Apple millions as Batterygate saga slams shut

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Wow, 65 whole Dollars!

Or, otherwise known as lunch for 3 at Jimmy Johns.

Microsoft may store your conversations with Bing if you're not an enterprise user

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Having the user base also be "beta" testers is one thing...

But to be the source of training data for Micros~1 is yet another. Although this should really not surprise anyone (and would have been assumed by savvy users anyhow).

And users actually pay for the "privilege" of being grist for the mill. Ain't Corporate America grand?

New Zealand supermarket's recipe-generating AI takes toxic output to a new level

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@entfe001 -- Re: Darn they nerfed it

Damn! - - - - - ->

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Re: Users huh!

"So many morons! So little space!"

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Re: Woah there !

Well, maybe we're not doomed..only those Darwin award candidates are.

US Supreme Court allows 'ghost guns' to fall under federal purview

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[...] loudly proclaiming that their liberty is dependent on them having the means to quickly and noisily kill someone they don't like.

Yeah, like that guy in Chicago who shot and killed an 8-year-old girl playing with a scooter on the sidewalk outside her home, because she "was being too loud".

Alarm raised over Mozilla VPN: Wonky authorization check lets users cause havoc

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@ AC -- Re: Does anyone take this seriously?

I suspect the two down-voters are the PhD and MSc you referred to....

Florida man accused of hoarding America's secrets faces fresh charges

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Re: Drained the resort's swimming pool and somehow flooded "a room where computer servers were ...

Trump must have been furious when he heard what happened, and sacked the fool responsible immediately. Except that it seems like he didn't. Funny for a guy who hires "only the best people".

...and loves to (publicly) fire people.

Title elided because something about it being too long?

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@Tom 38 -- Re: You sure are preoccupied by Trump and Musk!

In both cases, the papers were asked to be returned. Biden returned all documents, Trump lied and said he returned them. They asked a 2nd and 3rd time, and Trump kept lieing and saying "what documents". It took an FBI raid to finally remove the documents from Trump. Do you see how that is different?

Of course he does, but this is a fine case of not letting the truth get in the way of a good story.

Must. Suppress. Cognitive. Dissonance. Must. Suppress....

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Re: You sure are preoccupied by Trump and Musk!

I'm pretty sure it works like this:

I'm very sure you're wrong. Or deluded. Or taking 'shrooms.

...and that is an inclusive 'Or'...

Linux lover consumed a quarter of the network

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Re: Rule one...

The other amusing calculation was how much more valuable the server was than the vehicle it was riding in...

But isn't it always the case that the content is more valuable than the transport?

Twitter name and blue bird logo to be 'blowtorched' off company branding

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Re: X11 logo?

Maybe he should use the Canadian railroad crossing crossbucks. The implicit warning for that logo would be a propos.

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Re: "This is an X Twitter"

So, since the block of drivel that is emitted by "users" of this thing can no longer be called "tweets", should they now be called Xits?

Again, pronounced as it is in the transliterated Chinese. Or, anglicized, perhaps "zits" or "exits"?

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"Look over there! Squirrel!"

And my hands never left my wrists...

Just declassified: US senator caught up in Section 702 FBI surveillance dragnet

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@Bitsminer -- Re: Snooping data

Since there are so many much more interesting comments and commentards here on El Reg, I'm probably safe.

Consider that you're more interesting than you think...

Watchdog mulls online facial age-verification tech – for kids' parents

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"SuperAwsome". Yeah, riiiiight!

Makes you wonder if the kidz running this place are themselves above the age of 25.

Tesla's Dojo supercomputer is a billion-dollar bet to make AI better at driving than humans

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Re: "But then, you get to, like, 10 million training examples, it becomes incredible"

... and stops driving itself into the back of stopped fire engines and such at speed.

US adds Euro spyware makers to export naughty list

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Re: If you can't beat them

If you can't beat them

Ban Buy them.

It's the United States way.

There. FTFY.

Why do cloud titans keep building datacenters in America's hottest city?

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Re: 4 cents?

I read that last line as "Electrons have consequences." That may also be true.

Twitter ad revenue has halved since Elon Musk took over

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Re: Not convinced

How many Twitter users need to buy a tunnel or a new brain?

All of them?

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Re: Not just the advertisers

clod-gargling bluetick dunces

Nice!

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Re: What about censorship?

Nope. Nothing "woke" about this AC....

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"Twitter ad revenue has halved since Elon Musk took over"

Good.

After Meta hands over DMs, mom pleads guilty to giving daughter abortion pills

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Re: Late, Late, Late

Troll. No feed.

Elon Musk launches his own xAI biz 'to understand reality'

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From the article:

Those hoping to get a better explanation than Musk's brief tweet by visiting xAI's website won't find much to help them understand what the company actually plans to do there, either.

But you might find the Muskrat's vaunted poop emoji....

Google, DeepMind accused of 'stealing the internet' to create Bard AI chatbot

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Someone should tell the plaintiffs that the Internet also exists outside America.

NO! The last damn thing we need is for them to start scraping even more garbage from an even wider trough.

You're too dumb to use click-to-cancel, Big Biz says with straight face

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Real people? Shirley, you jest!

So the trade watchdog put out a call for "real comments from real people" [...]

Regardless, the trade groups will simply fire up ChatGPT to create as many thousands of individual "comments" as they think they need to poison the well. Does anyone here believe that the FTC, even with the best of intentions, will be able to filter out the bullshit from the industry groups?

Oracle pours fuel all over Red Hat source code drama

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Re: Opensolaris anyone?

[...] bright young MBAs [...]

Now there's an oxymoron I haven't seen or heard in years!

...and didn't miss it, either!

Sega COO backs away from blockchain

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Re: It's very strange...

That's a surprise. Now that blockchain has been supplanted by generative AI as the tech fad du jour, the only reason they ever had for contrivedly forcing the former into their game- whether or not it made sense- is gone.

Sure. So they will install "generative AI" into the game, which will hallucinate and modify the games such that no one can win...thereby making it so that there will be no need for these NFT that everyone is banging on about.

Australia's 'great example of government using technology' found to be 'crude and cruel'. And literally lethal to citizens

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Re: seems quite sensible

An IQ above room temperature...for starters.

Threads versus Twitter: Shouldn't we be happy the wheels are falling off antisocial social media?

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Re: Internet Interoperability Without Central Censorship

Oh, and here's one for you"

+ STFU

You're Bombastic Bob without the caps lock key, and I claim my $5...

Linux Mint cuts slice of 'Victoria' as 21.2 beta lands with dash of fresh Cinnamon

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Re: UIX

"a consistent experience across mobile phone UIs and a PC desktop"

...was asked for by nobody of no one, ever...

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The author is an increasingly grumpy old git, whose shortsightedness is not improving with age. As such, we long for the complete banishment of trendy flat UIs. We would welcome a return to skeuomorphic, fake-3D buttons, scrollbars and other controls, but perhaps that is no longer feasible as upstream projects move to newer versions of Gtk and other toolkits that have removed support for such things.

Amen, Liam, amen!

Now take yer flat-ass icons 'n' buttons 'n' 50 shades of grey, and git offa my lawn!

Microsoft's GitHub under fire for DDoSing crucial open source project website

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Never attribute to malice...

"We do not know if this is made with malice by Microsoft, if it is some sort of mistake, or if [it is one] of their cloud customers … running the attack.

I'd vote for door number 2...

Supreme Court says Genius' song lyric copying claim against Google wasn't smart

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Re: "the results were often character-for-character copies of song texts it hosts"

Eurythmics: Sweet Dreams are made of Cheese!

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@Pascal Monett -- Re: "the results were often character-for-character copies of song texts it hosts"

All you have to understand is that this Supreme Court is nothing but politicians in robes. If the case at hand has to do with the current "culture wars", then expect a political finding. For those that are run of the mill legal imbroglios, they fall back to their (often secondary) legal backgrounds, and provide a reasonable ruling...sometimes.

Now, if the run of the mill case can be converted, via some form of pretzel logic, into a culture wars issue, count on at least three of the so-called Justices to revert to their political selves. (I think you can figure out which 3...)