* Posts by Someone Else

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Systemd 255 is here with improved UKI support

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Re: There are places...

With a bit of skulduggery in Windows you can see the same sort of output during a Windows boot - quite educational.

I've been looking for this skullduggery for some time now, to no avail. Please share these incantations.

Polish train maker denies claims its software bricked rolling stock maintained by competitor

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@ John Sager -- Re: A good write-up

Thank you for the link. Great write-up!

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That's why you save the commented version on "removable storage" that is ... removed ... before the end of the project. The uncommented version is checked in.

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Re: It's a politically motivated witch hunt!

I didn't know tRump was a member of Newag's board.

Although, given their behavior and public statements, one shouldn't be surprised...

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Re: or in this case

Ooooh, nice!

Apple and some Linux distros are open to Bluetooth attack

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Windows Phone (RIP) could take updates from the manufacturer (recommended) OR, and this is the key bit, direct from MS. [emphasis added]

You say that as if it were a good thing...

Dump C++ and in Rust you should trust, Five Eyes agencies urge

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Re: Yeah, sure, lets believe some code-kiddie Feds....

Where the heck is the multiple-upvote button?

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Re: If history had taken a different turn

Manure. Pascal was written as an educational language to inculcate the yout' of the time in the concept of rigorous block structuring and goto-less programming. (How else can you explain the brain-dead syntactical differences between declaring a constant and declaring a variable?) It was never meant for doing the kinds of things you can do with C; as such, it would not be able to supplant C without having been fiddled to a (more) unrecognizable mess.

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Re: Complexity

Let me add:

- Don't use the latest shiny language shit if a) you don't need to, and/or b) you don't know what you're doing with it.

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Re: I must be a bit thick

Actually, I still do not understand why “exiting a non-void function without returning a value” is not an error.

Chances are, it is still undefined because there is a metric buttload of code written that a) has non-standard/proprietary workarounds and/or b) would crash (or not compile) if you actually fixed it. The C and C++ ISO committees are (and always have been, even more so that today) very sensitive about trying to maintain backwards compatibility, and in a classic case of the tail wagging the dog, are also beholden to compiler manufacturers that bitch and wail about the amount of work they would have to do to standardize on a revision for some undefined behavior or another.

I'm looking at you Micros~1 (and gad! I do not like what I see...)

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Re: So it's official. Rust is no longer hip.

Weren't we told that Ada was the be-all and end-all of all programming languages?

Yes we were, and we (those of us who were doing government-funded work at the time) happily and blithely ignored it, primarily because Ada was a warm, steaming heap. Rust is, of course, better, but simply because it is some gov't agency's current shiny-du-jour doesn't make it a be-all-and-end-all.

In fact, for those of us that have bee 'round the block more than once, a gov't stamp of approval is actually a big yellow warning sign...like that in the icon.

HP exec says quiet part out loud when it comes to locking in print customers

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Re: Honestly....

They are trying, in the words of Eric Clapton, "to get shed of the dirt" that their legacy implies.

Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos

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@Bebu -- Re: Shades of Albert Arkwright

"Fetch t'pineapple, Granville and put 't up t'rump."

Besides making a complete mess of my keyboard (see icon --->), you have given me a new way to refer to His Orangeness. I think I'll start referring to him as "t'pineapple".

Now, I'm off to BestBuy to find a new keyboard, dammit!

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Re: Delusional narcissist

I certainly agree that his personality traits quickly come to the fore: he loves to attack, makes insincere apologies only when he thinks he has to, and quickly goes back on them.

Sounds a lot like tRump, dunnit?

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The corner of...

From Yaccarino's quote:

X is standing at a unique and amazing intersection of Free Speech and Main Street [...]

More like at the intersection of Walk and Don't Walk...with the signs having been turned of by El Muskrat himself.

Meta goes to war with FTC over right to profit from kids' personal data

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Right out of the right-wing playbook.

No coincidence that this was filed right on the heels of the SEC v. Jarkesy appeal to the US Supreme Court. (See https://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/securities-and-exchange-commission-v-jarkesy for details.) Fuckerber's me-to-ism after SCOTUS signaled that it is prepared to allow fatasses to ignore administrative rules unless forced to by a federal district court would make tRump, the Heritage Foundation and other right-wing cesspits proud.

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

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Wait, weren't you only supposed to post "mistakes"? This sounds quite possible....

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Like this one! After all, an AI (even an advanced, non-hallucinatory one) could give a flying fuck about "increasing shareholder value".

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@I ain't Spartacus -- Re: Unity

Nobody will ever buy a Mac again, and all shall have Dell! Forever and ever! Amen.

So tell me, does this mean that Dell wins the Franchise Wars?

That time a JPL engineer almost killed a Mars Rover before it left Earth

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Re: Main B Bus undervolt

I like, "Malfunction, Stephanie!"

Experienced Copilot help is hard to find, warns Microsoft MVP

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Oh, joy. And a whole bunch of our IT team are assigned to this as an early-access pilot of the damn thing.

Would that be an "early-access CoPilot of the damn thing"?

/me ducks and runs for cover...

Tesla sues Swedish government after worker rebellion cripples car biz

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Re: X pronounced like a Z (or cks)

Or...you could pronounce like they do in China...

Tiny11 shrinks Windows 11 23H2 down to pocket size

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Ob. Linux update reference...

Yet the 2311 release is a good deal more stable than its predecessors and an option for users wondering what to do about their Windows 10 hardware when 2025 rolls around.

Well, one could update to Linux.... (Bats eyelashes...)

Sam Altman set to rejoin OpenAI as CEO – seemingly with Microsoft's blessing

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Re: Tail eating

As anybody with a college education should know, citation of sources is a critical feature of building our collective human knowledge - it is as essential to collective human knowledge as a foundation is to building a stable house. And as for the arts, by deservedly rewarding the most capable artists for their creativity, we ensure that creative arts can continue to flourish.

Last I heard, ChatGPT was perfectly capable and able to provide citations, and links for its output. That the citations and links were made of whole cloth shouldn't bother anybody, right?

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's ejection sparks theories as odd as some ChatGPT output

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And in further developments...

CNN reports that Altman (and Brockman) have both been hired by Micros~1 to form a "new group".

Stay tuned, and make some popcorn!

Windows users can soon ditch Bing, Edge, other bundleware – but only in the EU

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WTF?

It might mean that new Outlook, Teams, etc stopped working too - aren't they based on Edge?

You say that as if it would be a bad thing....

Amazon to staff: Come into the office – it'd be a shame if something happened to your promotion

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Re: Improvement Plan for Company Culture and Morale

You assume that workforce morale is somehow important to these asshats.

Clorox CISO flushes self after multimillion-dollar cyberattack

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Re: "Best Practices"

There is no such thing. Only "better practices", which are (ostensibly) better than the last set of "best practices".

Meta, YouTube face criminal spying complaints in Ireland

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...slightly used politicians...

I doubt there are any such things. Most politicians range from "heavily used" to "ridden hard and put up wet" to "broken down ol' hags."

But love the phrase!

Canonical reveals more details about Ubuntu Core Desktop

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Methinks you missed the point, Liam

> 3, Find post telling you to add some magic gibberish to a config file / install a specific version of xyz.lib

Isn't that Linux in general?

It's certainly about how 90% of production systems run.

You are correct, of course, but I think the OP was implying that this is not what is supposed to happen, but likely will happen if this, or any other mythological immutable system doesn't quite get it immediately out of the tin. Not having to add such "magic gibberish" is sort of the holy grail here (it could certainly herald The Real Year of the Linux DesktopTM), and if managing such systems deteriorates into having to mumble magic incantations to a file whose name starts with a dot, this would be an Epic Fail.

Bad eIDAS: Europe ready to intercept, spy on your encrypted HTTPS connections

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Re: Even Google are complaining

Google has also raised concerns about how Article 45 might be interpreted

Must be really really bad

Must be really really bad for business you mean, Shirley.

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And then, I'll compile my own FF without their crap if I damn well please. Let them prosecute me for enabling my own privacy.

Of course that's an option (for the literati, at least). But, so what happens if a browser developer decides to raise a middle finger to the spooks, and continues to protect the integrity of the 'net (such as is possible)? Are they going to get hauled into court in Brussels and fined the typical wrist slap tech companies typically get assessed? Is even that going to happen? And how is it that Brussels can demand browsers work the way they want when the browsers in question are being run in Topeka, Kansas? (I've heard lots of grumbling -- and rightly so -- from Right Pondians about USAians trying to enforce their laws Over There. Seems like this is the Pot calling the Kettle black, so to speak.)

Don't know the weight of the stones browser makers have, but perhaps some good ol' (tech) civil disobedience is called for here.

Uncle Sam snooping on US folks? Not without a warrant, lawmakers agree

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Why not putting every one in jail then, so all criminals would be locked up too?

Not too far from that already.

Natch, if you're one of the latter-day brown shirts, you're exempted...for the time being, anyway.

IBM to scrap 401(k) matching, offer something else instead

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Sounds a lot like Motorola, too...

Privacy advocate challenges YouTube's ad blocking detection scripts under EU law

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Re: Good.

Even worse is when YT's "Looking for something different?" option appears.

Well, It might be alright, if one of the options is "Nothing"...

Take Windows 11... please. Leaks confirm low numbers for Microsoft's latest OS

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Re: "no clear advantages over W10"

I've found that at start-up Windows 11 uses 1Gb less RAM than 10.

See what happens when you no longer have to stuff IE into Ring 0?

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Bingo cards change with every new session...

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...or, you really do like the taste of that Kool Aid...

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"Micros~1" is the El Reg officially sanctioned euphemism for that (alleged) software company headquartered in Redmond, Washington. Which you'd know if you spent any time here. Please do try to keep up.

You do know whose forum you have logged into don't you?

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Re: There's nothing particularly wrong with it except for its hardware requirements.

I did notice recently that the latest W11 installer stopped and refused to go any further if it didn't have an internet connection

Yet another reason to avoid it like Ebola.

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I'd take the 'under' on that bet. First, Micros~1 would have to (tacitly) admit that their Holier-than-thou Millennial-infested "user-experience" thing that continues to foist unneeded and unwanted UI changes upon us "just because", is more holey than Holy. Second, Teams is their X, so they will continue to follow their oh-so-successful IE playbook for that one. And there is still the problem of TPM, which they will similarly not back away from. So from an odds-making point of view, I see this happening about as likely as me winning the lottery. Twice. On the same day. With two different sets of numbers.

Unity CEO 'retires' in the wake of fee fiasco

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Re: Promise

The name of any PAC...

Microsoft drops official support for Python 3.7 in Visual Studio Code

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As well as dropping official support for Python 3.7, Microsoft also pushed out an update to the debugger extension – now renamed to "Python Debugger" – to include a setting to allow users to only step through their own code or hop into system or third-party library code without having to fiddle with the launch.json settings.

So they have just now implemented something that PyCharm has had for (at least) 5 years now. That's rather slow, even for Micros~1's standards.

Wait! What did I just say there? "Micros~1 standards"?!? Jeez, I'm slipping; everyone knows that's an oxymoron of the first order. Must...find...medication....

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Shilling? (No, not the money...)

However, there are no guarantees that something won't go wrong without official support.

There are no guarantees something won't go wrong with official support. In fact, it is actually more likely that something will go wrong if Micros~1 puts their hands on (or even near) it.

Richard, your shilling for Micros~1 is become more blatant (and more obvious) with every article you've written recently. You really ought to put the Kool-Aid down, before you hurt yourself.

Not even the ghost of obsolescence can coerce users onto Windows 11

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Tell me, does anyone here actually believe that MS will really pull the plug of W10 in two years time?

/me raises hand.

As, from all indications, Win11 is the camel's nose under the tent for their eventual full migration to the "clowd" and a subscription model, of course they will not hesitate to "pull the plug" on any and everything prior. I mean, we can't let recalcitrant "users" with the need to actually get work done get in the way of Our Secret Plan for World Domination, now can we?

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Re: So0rry, Linux still is nowhere near ready to replace windows.

Speaking just for myself, there are 2 killer features missing.

And those two "killer features" are.... Wait! I used to know them...they're right here on the tip of my tongue! Yeah, it's been awhile, but sheesh! I should know these by heart! Uhhhh, let me get back to on that, 'K?

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Re: Needless, wasteful churn (aided and abetted by less-than-helpful media types)

From the article:

However, while Windows 11 itself is not much of a carrot, the impending demise of Windows 10 is undoubtedly a stick, [...].

Hardware makers are, unsurprisingly, pretty happy about the impending demise of Windows 10.

"Demise"? As in, it will suddenly go away or stop working at Micros~1's whim and wish?? Not hardly (as legions of Reg commentards will happily attest). Yes, you may not have your work interrupted with Micros~1 suddenly deciding that now would be a really good time to summarily stop whatever you're doing and boot your machine to accept their latest pile of semi-functional drivel. But your machine, its contents, and, significantly, its OS, will continue to function quite nicely beyond October of 2025, thankyewverramuch!

And you, Richard -- shame on you for equating the end of Micros~1 "support" to an extinction-level event. I know that media types are somehow honor-bound to parrot manufacturer's drivel from time to time, but this is El Reg, dammit, and I'd have expected better.

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Re: Windows 11 itself is not much of a carrot

It would be nice if it were to be of use as something.

Burn its ISO image on to one (or more?) DVDs, and use them as coasters.

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Mem'ries...

From the article:

Infamously, Microsoft axed support for a raft of hardware with Windows 11, including older Intel CPUs, on security grounds. The result was that hardware that will run Windows 10 perfectly well will not accept the new operating system. And this is not due to performance problems (who remembers trying to run Vista on XP hardware?) but rather because of Microsoft's edict.

What I wanna know is: Who remembers trying to run Vista?

The mind is a wonderful thing; it does a good job of suppressing memories of traumatizing or extremely unpleasant events....

FEMA to test emergency alert system US-wide today

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Re: No 5G initiated Zombie Apocalypse...?

So the conspiracy wackos will now admit this was bullshit and undertake to stop polluting the interwebs with their fucking nonsense?

No.

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