Re: Innuendo... Al-Qaeda, what!?
My money would be on Mrs Trellis......
184 posts • joined 8 Dec 2009
My money would be on Mrs Trellis......
If you don't want to die in the over-taking manoeuvre on a single lane road try exercising a little patience and wait until it's safe to do so.
The majority of journeys in the UK are under five miles so at most it will add a couple of minutes to your trip, even if it feels longer.
Which village is that Hellcat? It would be good to look at the accident stat's.
I suspect that some people will say it because the risks from driving are mostly externalised, which leads to risk compensation. But most are probably saying it tongue in cheek.
I had never heard that the Brit's tried to ban cars before and does not match my experience. In my corner of suburban London (Redbridge) every front garden bar ours has been torn out to provide parking and the road is pretty chock full as well.
My neighbours defend their driving habits with a vehemence that an unusually zealous NRA member would find unsettling.
Parking - fault of the minimum wage meter maid, Speeding - fault of the cunning councils trying to raise money, Skint - yes but can buy a new car on HP, Fat - too busy to get any exercise or cannot afford the gym.
I ditched mine almost twelve years ago, put the cash towards a mortgage deposit. Had planned to buy another, but never got round to it. I don't miss the aggravation and when I do drive it's usually somewhere foreign and sunny and you can actually enjoy it.
Its a dirty business....
I'll get my coat.
We have only just finished training up one provider on the sub-continent to a near acceptable level of support (after more than two years). Yet a couple of months ago I was told that we will be having a new partner, this time in the former Eastern Bloc. They might be brilliant from the off but....
I nurse a theory that these changes owe much to senior management switching to Project Management skills rather than keeping their tech' skills up-to-date. They need constant projects to anchor their place in the business.
Chaz can speak to the new ruler but the judiciary and the executive are separate entities. The judiciary have passed judgement using the laws as they are now. The executive can change the laws to avoid this in the future but all that the current King can do is to offer a pardon.
But if you're in the same room as Bill Gates it does wonders for your average net wealth!
I'll get me coat..
The Mars Express delivered Beagle2 to Mars, no one is doubting the success of that mission or the decade long success of the Mars Orbiter.
Beagle2 had to land on Mars, complete its scientific tasks and send back its data. If these four pixels are correctly identified then it did land (though how heavily/ controlled we do not know) and we do not know if it completed any atmospheric or surface level readings.
The only thing that we know for certain is that it failed to return any data. As such the Beagle2 element of the ESA mission to Mars was a failure.
Thanks for the feedback but I am not buying into this plucky failure meme.
Credit for reaching Mars goes to the Mars Express mission, which successfully delivered Beagle 2 to Mars and then handed over to the Orbiter which has been a huge success (mapping Mars anyone?).
Which elements of the Beagle 2 mission can be described as a success?
And please don't write 'Reaching Mars' because that was the Express mission.
Is 'Space Research Centre, University of Leicester' the name of a retirement home for confused academics?
The Mars Express Orbiter has been outstanding, but the probe failed. The probe did not send any data regarding surface layers of Mars. No geology, no geochemistry. Nada. Zilch.
Finding out 11 years down the line that the probe landed roughly where it was expected too does not turn failure into success.
The moron cycling without lights is a danger to his or her self, the moron sending text messages while driving is a potentially lethal threat to the rest of us.
Where is this 'empty, well-maintained, preferred track' that you speak of? Because I cannot think of many in London and should like to have a look at it.
I've known management who would dearly love to have been able to spy on off sick staff. They hear exaggerated or even completely false stories and its like an itch that they're not supposed to scratch.
My experience involved a popular colleague who was off on a stress related issue. While off she took up running (exercise is good for stress) and around the same time dropped several colleagues from her Facebook profile.
Within a short period of time rumours started flowing about the exact nature of her illness, why her FB profile was less open and how genuine her illness could be when people had seen her out running and playing sport.
When she returned to work it all subsided, but the speed with which she went from valued colleague to slacker and back to valued colleague was a wonder to behold.
Even the Brit's in London use a lot of tea bags, which can be acceptable in the office but at home you really should use loose tea. Sure it takes longer but the brew tastes nicer and isn't having a break the whole point of putting the kettle on?
And as a bonus you can read your future in the leaves...
It is correct to say that it is the investors money to spend/ waste as they wish, but if Uber floats anywhere near the proposed value then a significant number of pension funds, insurance companies and tracker funds will be obliged to buy stock.
So even if you do not want to actively invest in Uber your hands-off financial instruments will be doing so on your behalf.
Back in the early noughties one of my users asked after our new lady sys-admin, which was tricky because we did not have any.
After a bit of digging the culprit was an on-call tech' who would leave his phone with his girlfriend while he played football. It started out with her taking messages and then escalated. Eventually she was dialing in to kills sessions, unlock accounts etc.
In typical British fashion the guy got a bollocking in private and was taken off the on-call rota (hit to the pocket) and no one took seriously my suggestion to invite the girlfriend to a job interview.
Maybe it was a freebie or a gift from a supplier/ vendor/ lobbyist or similar that was carrying a less than friendly payload?
In my shop we ask staff to turn over all their freebies for security checking, since asking them to reject all such shiny gifts in the first place is considered too much to expect.
Not buying anything? Well I'm not going to the pub with you after work then!
Come to find out what happened to those synthetic CDO's they bought from GS back in 2007.....
There are huge benefits to having the five roles rather than a single contractor. Those benefits are well worth the extra £39 million, though they might be missed by the short-sighted types that read El Reg.
For a start there should be four more annual golf days, four more Rugby World Cup invites, not to mention the scope for post-Civil Service retirement Directorships!
I think that the fear revolves around the risks in getting the nuclear material off planet, not their actual use in space.
Whether that be mean, mode or median, that is one low average. And the USA-ians' social security safety net is not famous for its generosity either.
In my firm we are seeing lots of old iPad 2's coming to us with strange faults (hanging app's, especially Mail) after the owners upgraded to iOS 8. When asked why they upgraded, a common answer is the mistaken belief that the firm's security bods would insist on them upgrading.
On the bright-side we are busy and, as has been noted on El Reg before, you cannot easily throw an iPad at a service desk several time-zones away.
I don't know where you shop in the UK but in my neck of the woods fruit and veg, plus staples such flour, rice etc are far cheaper than buying ready meals, certainly not 4-6 times higher. For example on Tesco's on-line store 1KG of McCains oven chips are £1.75 yet 2.5KG of baking potatoes are £2
People may not have the education or the facilities to cook from scratch but that is a different issue.
Amazon is closer to a mail order business than a logistics business (though not exactly either) so the union supporting staff have a good case.
No they weren't, the American military used them in the Philippines in 1898.
The only natural predator of Eels are the Cockneys.
Someone remind me of where El Reg is based again?
Where does Francis Begbie fit on the list?
Should any alien/ vamp/ zombie/ yank be daft enough to put him off his pool shot, then there is going to be bloodshed!
Bertrand Russell's point is that dogmatists must prove their dogma, the rest of us are not obliged to disprove it.
In this example the relevance of Bertrand's argument is that it is for the deists to prove that their deity exists, the onus of proof is on them, not the atheists.
Your original comment in support of agnosticism was that no one knows if deities exist. If you apply your same logic to Russell's celestial teapot you have to agree that it might exist, right up to the point that you can definitively prove that it does not.
Interesting disclosure. Can I take it that you have the same stance on Bertrand Russell's celestial teapot circling the Sun between ourselves and Mars?
If you do, you're probably a crack-pot. Though one circling the Sun on Earth rather than your own independent orbit.
During the first Gulf War the BBC, CNN et al broadcast the charred and bloodied remains of hundreds of Iraqi troops, yet when a single out of focus image of a coalition casualty is shown the powers at home erupt in righteous indignation.
Either both are wrong, or neither are.
Nick Davies covers this subject well in his book Flat Earth News and so to does Robert Fisk in his book The Great war for Civilisation.
In the UK you can be made redundant without reason within two years of employment. It had been reduced to one year but the Lib-Con coalition switched it back.
Plenty of candidates for the Darwin award then!
If you want cheap Apple products go to Hong Kong or Japan. You will save as much as one third of the price in the UK. If you're sceptical look up prices for the iPhone 5s on the Tokyo Apple store and divide by 170 for the rough £/¥ conversion.
Back in the UK; goods are worth whatever the market will bear. No one needs a Mac Book, or MS Office, they choose to purchase one for its advantages over a PC laptop or Open Office. If you want the shiny you'll have to shell out.
If you're more interested in what you can do with the tech' that you are buying than the label on the box, then this probably does not affect you.
Certifications are a way round the problem of finding a job without experience. You leave the forces, the factory closes never to return, the industry is sinking etc so you have to re-skill. There is not an equivalent of the chartered accountancy or legal qualification route for IT so vendor certifications are pretty much all that's left.
I like to see evidence of interest on the part of interviewees, for example a blog about their training or a technology that interests them. But recruitment agencies cannot realistically sort candidates on that criteria so instead they use a glorified word sort before sending me CV's.
Once in the industry you can be snotty about cert's but for someone trying to find work they can be the best of a bad set of options.
No, your footage on its own is not enough to convict anyone. You will also need to prove who the operator of the vehicle is, and if you cannot show that it is the registered owner the court will not be interested.
You are correct though in saying get a dash cam. Well worth it, if only to prove your stories of fresh idiocy from your fellow road users.
DON'T... LOOK... DOWN!
Charity should be private, give money to your preferred cause and keep quiet about it. If you want to have an adventure go ahead and get on with it. You can host a few lectures / slide shows at the local Rotary Club when you get back if you want to raise awareness for a related charity.
In the 90's I cycled the South Downs Way for pleasure in a weekend. None of my work colleagues batted an eyelid. This year I mentioned vague plans to ride the Dunwich Dynamo and immediately I was being asked which charity I was riding for.
It's a corrosive attitude as it links charitable giving to stunts, rather than being a rational human impulse to help others.
Hands up... Who thinks that he's been getting his info from a certain Stephen Fry?
Rule number 5.
I doubt he means as far as the M25, maybe the edge of the North Circular at a push.
Got to pick you up on the common misconception concerning British interventions in Afghanistan.
The British invasions of Afghanistan in 1839/ 42 and 1878/80 were not the military disasters they are usually portrayed as. Concentrating on the betrayal of Elphinstone or the smashing of a brigade in Maiwand is like only studying WW2 as far as Dunkirk and then declaring the whole British involvement a disastrous defeat.
In 1842 the vengeful British marched back to Kabul, freed the hostages and burned down the Grand Bazaar (and every village that they passed on the way). In 1880 they left after enforcing the treaty of Gandamack which held until after the end of WW1 almost 40 years later.
Thanks to ITIL we now have a Continual Service Improvement team who have a lovely CSI logo on their business cards.
The Yanks seem to be pretty indifferent to any TV reference but the Brit's cringe at any mention of it. So on my morning conf call I always make a special point of asking what CSI found out this week ;)
Your evidence is back to front. The Co-Op had a majority of non-Bankers on its board, including a chairman who didn't know his credit from your debits. However, unlike RBS, Lloyds et al which were run exclusively by professional bankers the Co-Op has not received a penny from the tax payer (though it has benefitted from quantitiative easing by the BoE).
The Co-Op bank bought Britannia without discovering their terrible commercial loans portfolio. That was a huge mistake that nearly cost the bank its existence. The bank then fell on its sword and has re-capitalised itself with money from the wider co-op and its bond holders.
In short the non-Pro's wrecked their business, patched it up with their own resources and are moving on under their own, imperfect efforts. RBS, Lloyds, etc wrecked their businesses and then threw the keys to the taxpayer.