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* Posts by Simon 26

13 posts • joined Tuesday 8th December 2009 14:06 GMT

Simon 26
Devil

Rotten Fruit in non-fake-shortage shocker!

That is all.

Simon 26
Stop

No pictures of what lays underneath/what source keyboard is used either here in the article or on the website makes me nervous about how nice it will be to type on.

Simon 26
Big Brother

All you FaceBitches

are belong to us.

Simon 26
Devil

How do they rate..

The Pope Must Die ?

A totally corrupt and very scheming Vatican in league with mobsters and arms dealers looking to put a feeble idiot into the role of pope - and the film is pretty much the same, except with the surreal idea of a decent man getting the job by accident.

Simon 26
FAIL

Fantabulous

1. Buy an etch-a-sketch from the Rotten Apple

2. Then connect up a dodgy, wobbly keyboard that would shame a laptop from Trotters Independent Traders.

= you have something almost as usable* as a cheapo laptop.

* usable that is, if you ignore the wobbling, case/keyboard combination that is wobbling about on your lap and is a pain in the arse to type on.

Simon 26
FAIL

I stopped reading the review...

...when it said there was no SD card slot - without that what *exactly* is the shiny thing for ?

Simon 26

A crime

... that relies on the greed and willingness of the "victim" to buy dodgy/stolen goods.

= not much of a crime.

Simon 26
Unhappy

We'll design our own

The rangefinding laser will be replaced with a ball of string, it'll come into service 15 years later than it should, BAE will get billions and the weapon will be shit.

Just like all the other make-job/waste money defence projects that have gone before.

Simon 26
Grenade

Let's see...

if he likes it up him.

Simon 26
Thumb Up

She should be happy...

... to have so many men strumming up business.

Simon 26
Flame

There's a...

"P" missing from his name.

Simon 26
FAIL

Do get on with it!

If he'd shut up and done his time he'd probably be out of jail by now.

Simon 26
Thumb Down

The true mission statement of Google:

do, know evil