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* Posts by Simon 26

14 posts • joined 8 Dec 2009

One step closer to ROBOT BUTLERS: Dyson flashes vid of VACUUM SUCKER bot

Simon 26
Stop

I'd buy that for a Dollar!

... but not more than that because the Dysons that I have seen are overpriced, fragile, gaudy tat marketed to rubes.

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Total APPLE DESKTOP ABSENCE set to last past XMAS - sources

Simon 26
Devil

Rotten Fruit in non-fake-shortage shocker!

That is all.

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Orée outs wood-carved keyboard

Simon 26
Stop

No pictures of what lays underneath/what source keyboard is used either here in the article or on the website makes me nervous about how nice it will be to type on.

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Facebook phone app attempts to seize ALL YOUR MAIL

Simon 26
Big Brother

All you FaceBitches

are belong to us.

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Vatican subtly shifts its position on The Blues Brothers

Simon 26
Devil

How do they rate..

The Pope Must Die ?

A totally corrupt and very scheming Vatican in league with mobsters and arms dealers looking to put a feeble idiot into the role of pope - and the film is pretty much the same, except with the surreal idea of a decent man getting the job by accident.

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Belkin YourType Folio

Simon 26
FAIL

Fantabulous

1. Buy an etch-a-sketch from the Rotten Apple

2. Then connect up a dodgy, wobbly keyboard that would shame a laptop from Trotters Independent Traders.

= you have something almost as usable* as a cheapo laptop.

* usable that is, if you ignore the wobbling, case/keyboard combination that is wobbling about on your lap and is a pain in the arse to type on.

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Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1

Simon 26
FAIL

I stopped reading the review...

...when it said there was no SD card slot - without that what *exactly* is the shiny thing for ?

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Fast-fingered oldster relieves shop worker of iPhone cash

Simon 26

A crime

... that relies on the greed and willingness of the "victim" to buy dodgy/stolen goods.

= not much of a crime.

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First reports on XM-25 Judge Dredd smartgun in A'Stan

Simon 26
Unhappy

We'll design our own

The rangefinding laser will be replaced with a ball of string, it'll come into service 15 years later than it should, BAE will get billions and the weapon will be shit.

Just like all the other make-job/waste money defence projects that have gone before.

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Man charged in bizarre EXPLODING VIBRATOR plot

Simon 26
Grenade

Let's see...

if he likes it up him.

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Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn

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She should be happy...

... to have so many men strumming up business.

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IT engineer fights spider with improvised flamethrower

Simon 26
Flame

There's a...

"P" missing from his name.

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Home Secretary unmoved by last-ditch McKinnon protests

Simon 26
FAIL

Do get on with it!

If he'd shut up and done his time he'd probably be out of jail by now.

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Google chief: Only miscreants worry about net privacy

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The true mission statement of Google:

do, know evil

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