* Posts by Wommit

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El Reg to unleash rocket-powered spaceplane

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Just an idea

Use laser ring gyros. No drift and very, very accurate. Light weight too.

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Boffin

This is a Britsh project isn't it?

So it's got to be done in a garage.

Just has to be.

Sheila's Fails? The statistics of biological risk

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Boffin

A number of people

still are posting the "I drive ten miles a year and pay more than my wife/girlfriend/SO who drives a million miles a year and has an accident every day!" And "But this man / woman / sloth is paying the same as..." And Insurers should look at the individuals risk.

Go back to reading the DM. You're lack of understanding of the insurance system is beginning to bore me.

Do you buy you shirts / shirts from a bespoke tailor?

No, you by them from a shop which sells to a large number of people. So you get a "STANDARD" item of clothing.

And just WHAT makes you think that insurance is any different? If you want a cheap insurance deal, you'll go to a company who sells to tens of thousands of people. You'll put up with not having "your" risk calculated for the sake of saving a few quid.

There are quite a lot of insurers who would just love to insure you PERSONALLY. But it will cost you.

Just like a made to measure suit will cost a lot more than the off the peg counterpart.

So, you have your choice go cheap and get an 'off the peg' deal. Go tailored just for you and pay through the nose for it. Your choice.

So now you can stop whinging that the insurers are cheating you, because THEY aren't assessing YOUR risk. Go to a respectable broker and They'll arrange insurance just for you.

Also men and women are different. I don't know why, but they are. If you feel that you must make the genders equal then start at the beginning. In the UK 1011 girls are born for every 1000 boys. Start with that. Get the birth rates equal. How are you going to sort that one out?

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Flame

The law is an ass

In the discussions of this ECJ ruling I have heard time and time again 'Insurers are just greedy bastards' and words to that effect.

Insurance, and re-insurance, is just a business. It needs to make profits to survive just like any other business. And, like all other businesses insurers are in direct competition with other insurers.

So, unless you can prove collusion and price fixing within the industry each insurer must try to keep their costs, and thus premiums down to the minimum that they can. This is simple business sense.

Another, often voiced, claim is that insurers think that one group of people are 'better' or 'worse' drivers than another group. this is just untrue. The insurers _know_ that one group of people is a higher risk than another. And another group is a much lower risk than others. Yes this is based on statistics. And it is based on actual experience.

If I do a SELECT on my claims database, and group the output to show total payments, broken by age ranges, and split by gender, then the output, from a history of actual claims, is obvious. Younger males are a greater risk than older females. This is a fact. I don't care if you scream discrimination, all motor insurers will be able to show the same outputs from their own data. Facts do not discriminate. They are just facts.

So, this judgment is purely social engineering. Trying to ignore reality and impose a world view on to facts that doesn't fit, damages, not only the businesses it relates to, but the people who use those businesses.

If we take into account age as well, then similar data mining will show the obvious results. Women, on average, live longer than men. Don't blame me for this, it too is a fact. On average men have different medical histories than women. No matter how loud you demand that these be made equal, it won't happen. These are facts. And facts do not care what social engineers think.

Surrey nudists tossed out into the cold after lease expires

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Re : AC 20110301 23:11

"Grow Up and stop acting like snickering school children."

Sarah's been trying to get us to grow up for years. She hasn't managed it what make you thing you've a better chance?

Apple to launch queue-jumping service for little people

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Re : Sarah Bee

Tired Sarah?

I might have been the first to post it, but I bet I wasn't the only one who thought it.

:)

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Pint

No,

that would be iGenius.

The job of a server is...

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Paris Hilton

WOW!!!

That was interesting.

Especially for an IT tech site where most of us are driving servers daily.

Are you sure that this article wasn't meant for the Plumbers Weekly?

ECJ gender ruling 'could throw insurance into turmoil'

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Pint

Insurance

is the transference of risk. that's it pure and simple.

If a person is within a group which the insurance companies have found to be a higher risk, then they will be charged more. This is irrespective of age gender colour or religion. If you are in a group which has shown itself to be a low risk then you will pay a reduced premium. The questions that you're asked on your application are all about identifying _precisely_ which group you belong in.

Insurance companies have huge data sets to mine for this type of information and, in a hugely competitive market, they cut their margins as much as possible.

If you wish to complain about sexual discrimination in insurance then have a go at companies like Sheila's Wheels, companies who only sell to a single gender.

But complaining that you fit into a group which has a higher than average number of claims every year is pointless. Do something to get out of that group, take the advance drivers tests. That will lower your premium.

But no, it's far easier to just whinge at the insurance companies and blame them.

Yes, I am a DBA for an insurance / reinsurance company in the city.

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Oh Boy, err girl... err human

Sheila's wheels will be stuffed.

So why, when there is a huge amount of statistical evidence to support the insurance industry's premium differentials, are people complaining about this?

Is it just jealousy? Is _SHE_ paying less for her insurance that _them_? How about me, I pay more for health insurance than a twenty year old. Should I complain and get a refund for the last 30+ years of private health insurance?

How about premium differentials within genders but by age? A younger driver pays more than an older driver. they pay more because they are a higher risk. Both of these drivers pay less than a very old driver. Again because they are a higher risk again.

None of these decisions are made on the basis of gender, they are all made purely on perceived risk for each person.

All these complains and (if made) judgments will do is drive up the premiums for everybody. NOBODIES premiums will go down.

So well done whoever you were. You can be pleased with yourself that you took a working system and broke it. Well fucking done.

Anyway, if there's a company called Sheila's Wheels purely for the girlies, why can't we have a Mike's Motors, or Clarkesons Cowboys for the boys? Gotta keep things equal dontchaknow.

Norway gov mulls blocking online gambling

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Big Brother

So...

Gambling is OK _only_ when you pay tax to the local government. Got it.

Survey sets out to pin down nation's pr0n habits

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Pint

Just

completed the survey.

Perhaps the only way to stop ridiculous laws being enacted and enforced is to have a body of research like this.

Asking pressure groups what their opinion is will only get you their narrow, and biased, viewpoint. This is dangerous as it warps the viewpoint of our lawmakers (as if those viewpoints weren't warped enough already.) And this leads to very bad laws being enacted, i.e. the extreme cartoon laws.

A lot of the pressure groups, who are trying to force these limitations upon us, are just trying to make us conform to a set of rules which are basically unnatural and unworkable. These laws are criminalising people just for the sake of criminalising them.

Cornish pasties awarded protected status

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Coat

This ruling doesn't go far enough

All pasties should be made in Cornwall. It should be forbidden on pain of death to make them anywhere else.

And then we should ban the export of pasties out of Cornwall.

That alone will increase the standard of British food by a measurable amount.

Doctor Who co-star Nicholas Courtney dies at 81

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Pint

Sad day.

I always liked the Brigadier.

Oddjob Trojan keeps banking sessions open after victims log out

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But

at least he got a cat for his lunch.

Fox promises all change at MoD

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The people in charge of the budgets

are used to having subordinates jump at their whim. Now these officers (its always the officers - Sorry Lewis) find that they have to deal with civilians and company bosses too. People who have been trained to screw the fuck out of them.

Its like leading lambs to the slaughter. The officers in charge (Sorry, had to put that in - delicious irony and all that,) have no idea how badly they are going to be screwed. And the "civil servants" just sit back and watch the military make fools of themselves. After all, it's not _their_ fault if the brass can't find their arses with both hands is it?

Blind man excels at videogames

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The Who

Tommy

Facebook reviews smut policy after slave site uprising

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Pint

Re : Jaap stoel

Yes, there are two sides to this. Unfortunately FB told them to go away. so now there isn't.

So what do they do now?

Go back on FB again? get kicked off again? Give up?

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Pint

Re : Graham Marsden

As far as I can see FB has been very consistent. It's possible that you've been looking for 'fairness'. FBs consistency is that FB users do whatever FB say, Bitch!

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I think I was the first

to suggest them running their own site. And I have read the article.

Now if they have problems with FB, and other FB users, what are they going to do?

FB said "Go away," to them, for whatever reason. So do they just whinge and whine in the corner? Do they try (very probably unsuccessfully) to get their group reinstated, or do they move on?

Running their own site / forum is a reasonable alternative. The cost of hosting is minimal, forum software can be downloaded easily. The basic setup is quick. Yes, there is a maintenance overhead, but that is also true when running a FB group.

I am also aware that not everybody wants to get involved with the technical aspects of running a site. However, there is always that 1 in the 100 who is. And in any large(ish) group of people, whatever there narrow area of specific interest, there will be one or two able to do this job. And quite often for free.

And nowhere has anyone suggested that any group should build their own "all singing /dancing web portals." Quite often a simple forum is all that's needed. Usenet worked very well for years. And is still used by a number of 'special interest groups'. That doesn't have FB's "bells and whistles." FB seems to be used just because its FB. Not because it has any special or unique functionality that these groups cannot do without.

"Comentards? christ there are some dickheads on this site." Yes, there are, aren't there.

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How much

does it cost to buy hosting now-a-days? £150? £100?

And free / open source forum software is easily available. Then they could have their own meeting place, without ads (or with ads to help pay for the hosting.)

Got to be better that basefu^W facebook.

Site to highlight social networks' security soft spots

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So they want to list the security holes in social websites

Pointless. Nobody is going to read past the first 16 or 17 pages.

Tosh shows off snazzy external drive

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Coat

I want

a green one. A green one!!!!!!!

National Audit Office: Open data the key to 'big society'

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They're wrong.

The way to get more people volunteering and working in, and for, 'the community' (tm) is to reduce the red tape and bureaucracy involved in doing so.

I read in the ES last night about a woman who wanted to 'do something'. While she is obviously insane, this is a laudable ambition.

She decided that visiting the elderly was within her means and started to find out how to 'do it.

However it took her three months to gather the required 'permission'. That included the charity involved picking up references from the electoral register and her work, and her having a CRB check. Then the spending cuts meant that the charity involved lost part of its funding and this particular program was being terminated.

How sad she was, she couldn't visit the elderly any more.

Bugger.

Now all of this raises a few questions.

1) Why did it take so long to get her in touch with someone who could use a visitor? If this process had been quicker perhaps she would, even now & without the assistance of the charity, still be visiting someone.

2) Why didn't she look up and down her own street. I bet she'd find a couple of elderly people within two minutes walk. They might dribble a bit and smell of wee, but that's a hazard with any of us over 30. She could start to speak to them in the street. Perhaps help them carry shopping back from the local shop etc. You know, stuff that we used to do in the olden days. Perhaps she could have made a couple of FRIENDS!!!

No need for CRB checks. If she's bad then hammer her hard. If she's not then why bother with her in the first place. After all we don't start checking the youth of today to see if they're going to be thieves and burglars do we? Oh wait, some ones already proposed that we should do that.

Sony threatens to ban PS3 jailbreakers from network

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Re : AC - 20110217 1045

"after all they didn't need to offer the Install Other OS option in the first place"

But they did include the 'Other OS', and nobody forced them to do that either.

And then, without warning they removed that feature from existing owned boxes. Not I believe that could easily be against the law in the UK / EU. Did they offer a refund after limiting the functionality of hardware that people have paid for?

So if you have a feature which, maybe, is only used by the top 10% of technically skilled owners, then you really should expect big problems if you remove this feature, especially FROM EXISTING OWNED BOXES.

And, no, I don't own any form of games machine. However I did once buy a Nintendo DS for my granddaughter.

Census threatens spies' cover

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Pint

It's talk

I don't expect you to _TALK_ Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

Auric Goldfinger.

Sex offenders will get a review – after 15 years

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FAIL

This is still very DM

So, I get caught with a cartoon of Lisa & Bart Simpson engaging in oral intercourse (or the 2012 Olympics logo if you prefer) on my PC, get a long prison sentence (because I'm obviously a complete and total perv and waste of O2). Get released after spending my sentence in effective solitary (because the ordinary decent criminals don't like pervs and I'm a convicted perv.) And then I have to wait _15_ years before I can appeal.

Of what about the 15yo teenager who sends a silly photo of him/her self to their SO? Same situation.

All of this presupposes that the original laws which put people onto this register are fair and just. And that the judicial process is unbiased, and that the police officers attending the case actually 'do their jobs' and don't stitch me up, because they are _sure_ that I'm hiding the _real_stuff somewhere and anyway, I'm single and I have a whole bunch of computers in my home, so, let's face it. I'm as guilty as sin right now, so why do we have to bother with the expense of a trial, just fall down these stairs sonny boyo.

</rant>

I need a lie down now.

Clinton demands net freedom for all... 'cept Wikileaks

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Big Brother

So...

Obey The Man, for The Man is a vengeful man and will smight thee mightily.

If thou obeyeth the Man, then the Man will be a just and wise Man. Unless you pisseth him off in other ways.

Boffins demand: Cull bogus A-Levels, hire brainier teachers

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Headmaster

Not gonna happen

Not in this country anyway.

1) You have to change the attitude of the senior / head teachers in the junior / senior schools away from the 'fluffy' ideas about the kids finding their own way through 'the learning journey' (tm). You have to convince these people that their job is to actually _TEACH_ the kids in their care.

2) You have to remove disruptive influences, including (or especially) disruptive students, from the classroom. How can a class of 30 to 60 learn anything when one or two of their number is running round being a total arsehole?

3) You have to get rid of the useless teachers. Now this is never ever going to happen. Once someone figures out how to properly evaluate a teachers performance, the whole teaching profession will shit themselves.

4) You have to convince the kids with the ability to attain these qualifications that they should actually _WORK_ to get the quals. Now that is going to be difficult when the kids see football or big tits, and the willingness to expose them, as their best gateway to fame and fortune.

5) You have to convince the hordes of middle class parents (who believe that their kids degree in media studies has equal worth as a degree in maths, science or engineering) that they are twats.

6) You have to convince the universities and HEIs (doesn't that give you a warm and cuddly feeling if 'insidership'?) that this country only needs about 1% of the media studies graduates that they currently churn out. And that most of these 'universities' are little but jumped up red brick colleges and they should go back to what they used to do so well. Teach technical subjects for those without the real ability for the 'pure' subjects.

7) And you have to convince the government, and those hordes of middle class parents whose kids were given^W^W obtained a media studies degree, that it is worthwhile for this country to pay for the harder, more salable courses.

There are countries who realise that the only way that you can give everybody an equal educational qualification, is to give everyone the lowest grade possible. Some people are brighter, more academically able than others. These people, the brightest of our children, need to be nurtured and helped to fulfill their potential. It means streaming kids into ability groups, it means harder work for the teachers of the higher groups. It means getting the very brightest kids into special schools so that they can be taught by the best teachers. It also means that the less able kids are grouped too. They should be helped to develop their potential just as hard as the brighter kids, but their needs will be different. And so on down the ability range until the very least able are helped in the ways that they need.

None of these thoughts are actually radical, nor are they 'consigning the less able to the rubbish heap'. If these brighter kids are from middle class or, heaven forbid, upper class families, perhaps we should be looking at what they are doing right and what the others aren't doing.

TERRORISTS IN SUBMARINES menace the Free World!

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One point

that seems to have been forgotten in this <terrorists are everywhere> piece.

"The purpose of terrorism, is to terrorise," Attributed to Lenin.

And you 'terrorise' people, not fish. Blowing up a farmhouse is much safer than a tube station or train. But that won't 'terrorise' people, so you would have failed.

9/11 worked because the American people, and their government, panicked. The whole country changed because of a single terrorist attack. The terrorists won and the world lost.

7/7 didn't work so well, people were getting on buses and tubes the next day. But the UK had already been bloodied by the IRA attacks, and knew what was most likely to happen next, nothing.

Blowing up a gas tanker in a harbour will only work if it is somewhere like the London docks. It is the population density that terrorists have to look for.

Blowing up an oil rig, won't affect most people and so won't 'terrorise', but it will seriously piss off some seriously rich people. People who have the means, and, possibly, the will to make things tough for the sponsors of terrorism.

So there is a real reason why even such a soft target as an oil rig hasn't been targeted by terrorists, it isn't worth it.

Council dives into crematorium-heated pool

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Coat

Well, I thought

that peanut oil is made from peanuts.

Olive oil is made from olives.

And baby oil...

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Re : Eugene Goodrich

And have you seen the price of recyclable / cardboard coffins?

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Coat

So...

will they have to stockpile fuel during the summer day(s) when the water needs less heating, saving the fuel blocks (bodies) for the winter when the heating needs to be turned up?

Will these fuel blocks be stacked around the outer walls like we see in picturesque scenes from the alps etc?

Just wanted to know that's all.

Robot naval stealth fighter takes to the air

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Boffin

Re : Oninoshiko

While I'd normally agree with you, there are engineers involved as well.

_They_ wouldn't like their expensive toys to be broke by stupid programmers, so I'm betting that these things have _two_ WOG switches.

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Wrong

Aircraft have a 'weight on ground' switch which prevents this. And they have had for many, many years.

AOL buys Huffington Post

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Boffin

Re : rciafardone

No quotes or decimal point, so they're integers. Its the base that's missing.

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Paris Hilton

There are 10 typre of IT people

Those who can do binary and those who can't.

Man stabbed to death by chicken

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Paris Hilton

Oh no...

I'm not gonna dick around with this one.

NY hookers cross street from Craigslist to Facebook

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you're really

experienced in this aren't you.

Umm... CRB check - has FB account; must be 'a consumer of services'; these ladies _must_ have been illegally trafficed.

So you're fired, in jail, and on the register for life pervert!

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Troll

I have two Blackberries

I must be twice the whore.

iPhone owners get walked through confessional

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So this is just

list-a-sin.

Bold as brass metal thieves disrupt rail, comms, electric

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Re : AC @ 13:46

"You say that, and yet I don't see you quitting your job to go on the dole..."

You see there's a small problem with that. Because I served in the RN for twenty years, and had my health fucked up for life I now have a small pension. It's not enough to live on but it is enough to stop me getting any and all of the benifits that others are getting.

There was a time, nearly a year, that I was unemployed. I received £35 per week and that was it. I ended up selling stuff so my family could eat. I actually suggested to my wife that she leave me, taking the kids, as _they_ would be looked after.

So I've tried 'putting up' as you've suggested. It nearly cost me everything.

Now, how about you following the other half of your advice.

Two councils hit with big fines for laptop blunder

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The problem with this

is that the people whose data was lost, are going to be among those who actually have to pay the fine.

Critics slam feds for 'unprecedented' domain seizure

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FAIL

This is a title

Is _ANYONE_ surprised that a federal LEO of the USA believes in their right to remove a person's, or organisations, property without giving them a change to defend themselves?

In the free world this sort of behaviour is usually called theft.

It's not even going to matter if the (former) holders of this property are operating legally in the jurisdiction that they're based in. Now who can these victims appeal to for redress?

No one.

Even if there was a world court, and the USA had signed up to be bound by that courts judgments, they would ignore such irrelevancies. See the WTO for precedents.

Perhaps now really is the time to end this _special_ relationship between the US & UK. Maybe then the UK would regain some of its former standing in the international communities.

Overzealous anti-paedo scheme not dead yet

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Re : Tim Parker

Sorry, anybody who has a fit / MI / accident within my sight had better hope that my mobile has a good signal and enough battery. Because that's as far as I will go.

No, I won't watch them die. I'll walk away. I've watched too many people die already.

As for witnesses, you can bet that there will be a number of them videoing the situation on their phones.

Even an experienced trauma doctor wouldn't stand up to that sort of post accident examination.

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Big Brother

Re : AC

While I can understand a continuing desire to pay the mortgage and buy the weekly shopping, do you really think that this is acceptable? To be CRB checked when you don't require it for your job?

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FAIL

Oh, God, not more of this.

There is just so much wrong with what the VBS is being said to be going to do that it's almost as bad as the original.

"it should also attempt to predict (and exclude) those likely to do so in future. This it would do by collating details of minor crimes committed, as well as interests (such as violent erotic films) that might statistically indicate a propensity for future real-life violence."

So, hasn't anyone told the civil slave drivers, sorry servants, that statistics work very well for huge groups but are abysmal on individuals.

The hairy arsed biker, while he may enlarge a child's vocabulary with words that the parents might object to, might be the one to die protecting that child from the mild clerk who 'just flipped'.

And how are they going to judge my "interests (such as violent erotic films)"? Am I going to have to submit to weekly visits from the DVD police? Will my collection of Hammer Horrors earn me a life long ban from being within the same county as a child, or just a sympathetic look from the examiner?

And how about being a member of the BBFC? _They_ watch all sorts of films, nearly all don't even have a certificate. Hang those perverts.

Who on Earth thinks that they have the right to judge what I _MAY_ do? By what standard do they think that they have the intelligence or foresight to adjudge that I _MIGHT_ be a danger?

And who on Earth put a clause into the act saying that MPs and Local Councilors don't need to be vetted. Most of those bastards need vetting in the veterinary use of the term.

Years ago I stopped updating my first aider qualifications. Now I'll watch a person die rather than even try to help them. Try and sue me for doing something I'm not (now) qualified to do.

This is the result of all of these 'protection' schemes. People have stopped volunteering in droves. There aren't the youth clubs or associations any more as there isn't any one to run them. There aren't the male school teachers because men have been driven away from the profession because of the absolute belief that men are a danger and women aren't.

Iranian state telly bins foreign cuisine

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And anyone who breaks this ban...

...will be forced to eat only English food.

That'll learn 'em.

BBC apologises for Top Gear outrage

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Joke

Does this mean...

that the ambulance chasers, and their 'outraged' and 'insulted' clients will crawl back under their PC stone?

/Joke

PS. This is intended as humour. Sue me and I'll throw my overdraft at you.

PPS. See the JOKE icon.

Consumers urged to step up wireless security

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FAIL

Err...

"Consumers can usually activate Wi-Fi security protections in a few simple steps, but much like the seatbelts [sic] in your car, it won't protect you unless you use it."

No, seat belts used to be quite easy _for some people_ to fit to cars. Quite difficult to very hard for others to accomplish the same task. And it's the same for router security. Some people just _don't_ understand the concepts that they're expected to deal with. This isn't their _fault_, I don't understand much about sewing and I'm assured that that skill is easy to learn.

So, if you want more people to set the security on this kind of kit, then make it easier for them. Nice usable front ends, cheap easy to access helplines. etc.

Just moaning that 'they' don't do it isn't going to change things.

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