4 posts • joined 19 May 2007
When I was starting school...
...my teacher used to call ! a "screamer".
So, is Yahoo! banking on a barrage of PR spruking as a future business model? Seems somehow appropriate.
...the keyring-sized EMP generator I've been wanting to disable the cars of the doof-doof fiends as they circle slowly around the city centre is still some way off then?
Can "first" = "when I was five"?
Because, if so, my porn name would be .... Bindi Irwin.
I feel so dirty.
Well, at least we'll be able to get some sleep this time
Last time dubya come to Australia he had fighter jets circle my city 24hrs a day during his visit, just in case any rogue aeroplanes made an appearance.
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