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A moment of brilliance? UPnP for Internet of Stuff lightbulbs

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Re: Making things simple

" IoT heat sensors and or door switches would see I was entering the room, know that it was dark, and turn on the IoT lights for me"

Why the hell do you think the connection between a switch on a room door and a light on its ceiling needs to go through a data centre in Iceland?

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Scrapping the Human Rights Act: What about privacy and freedom of expression?

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It isn't a court of human rights

The ECHR is about limiting the right governments have to do things to people. Government's ability to do things to people is not restricted to the people that can vote for them so an international organization representing all the people that can have things done to them is what ought to be setting those limits.

You can argue about what those limits should be but I see zero justification for arguing that governments should be able to choose their own limits.

Typical of self righteous prick politicians to think they should be allowed to welch on this international deal because they are so nice and honest and trustworthy that they couldn't possibly do anything bad with the additional powers it gives them.

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Internet of Stuff: Chip rivals try to stop Cortex-M7 from flexing ARM’s muscle

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" the sector is so new that there is considerable uncertainty about the precise capabilities"

The 'sector' doesn't really exist and because they have no idea what the projected 30 billion things on the internet are going to be doing they have no idea how much processing power they will need.

Same as the recent moaning about lack of standards for communication between things. Hard to write a specification when your requirement is little more than a wet finger stuck in the air.

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Hollywood's made an INTELLIGENT science vs religion film?!

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"cites disproving the existence of God"

Hard to find a scientist that dumb.

Religions are resistant to such attacks which is why so much of the important stuff happens 'in mysterious ways' and especially after you are dead.

Religions are like that by design, or actually and more amusingly by natural selection.

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That glass of water you just drank? It was OLDER than the SUN

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but, but, but,

When uncle Ken tells us "if it's yellow...." we must heed his wise words, water is precious.

It can't possibly have been 100% recycled for the last 4.6 billion years. It must be a lie spread by those wicked water is precious deniers.

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BT claims almost-gigabit connections over COPPER WIRE

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"Oh good. So they're going to fit new distribution boxes every 20 metres?"

No. G.Fast is a descendant of VDSL which can go faster over short (up to 250m) cables, much the same as VDSL goes faster than ADSL over short cables.

If they move to G.Fast in the cabinets a bunch of FTTC customers could get upwards of 200Mb and if they stick cabinets every 500m all of them could.

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Huawei prez: A one-speed internet is bad for everyone

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Kinda bollocks

"bandwidth would have to catch up with anticipated demand. Even 20 Mbit/s downstream was barely enough for one channel of 4K TV, he told us."

While 8kbit/s is still enough for one phone conversation and has been since the telephone was invented. The rate a human can absorb data is limited, 4k video already exceeds that limit (especially for my old eyes) and no one is going to spend all day watching video so being able to stream at that rate is nice but not essential.

I am not particularly for a one speed internet the same as I would not be for one speed cars. The problem is if I buy a fast car I want it to go fast everywhere. I don't want to buy a car which only goes fast on some roads where I (directly or indirectly) have to pay an additional toll.

Actually maybe I am for a one speed internet - it depends what you think internet and speed means.

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Emma Watson urges UN to back feminism – trolls threaten to leak her 'nude selfies'

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Re: The trolls' actions merely prove Watson's point.

So many downvotes and so much angst about Emma's tits being put on the internet. I'm sure this woman www.liveleak.com/view?i=176_1364022789 would be proud of you.

If only the people with the stones had defined her by what she was instead of what she was not and had not miss-perceived the spectrum of her gender.

p.s. The vid is NSFW - Not Suitable For the World.

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Re: The trolls' actions merely prove Watson's point.

"DEMONSTRATES NOTHING about your pet agenda"

My post title is a quote from the article so not my agenda - sorry about the lack of quotation marks.

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The trolls' actions merely prove Watson's point.

Hardly, the religious loons in some of these united nations who keep their women in meat lockers would like to see her flogged or beheaded. I hope they are supposed to be the target of this campaign.

The flowery drivel in her speech was more likely to make westerners barf than have any effect on those that regard women as possessions.

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Motorist 'thought car had caught fire' as Adele track came on stereo

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Re: Genuine reason.

"felt like taking a nap" strikes me as the typical illegal-but-somewhat-legit one"

It is drivers taking a nap in the other lanes which makes the hard shoulder a dangerous place. I would not sit in a car on the hard shoulder for any reason I could avoid.

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Re: I'm not sure

"retardation of the general driving populace"

The general driving populace numbers about 30 million. Do you really not expect it to contain a proportion of idiots?

1 in 15,000 got caught illegally parked on motorways in 3 months, 1 in 1.35 million on any given day.

The kind of rate you would expect from non-idiots having an occasional brain fart.

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Game pirates 'donate' compute power to Bitcoin miners

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Re: Pretty much every game, OS, or application torrent has some form of malware.

"drives me strongly towards piracy"

I bought my first game from steam recently. After playing an unofficial 'evaluation' version for a while I felt it was well worth the special offer price from steam at the time.

After all the faffing about installing and understanding steam and downloading I decided I would rather free up some disc and memory and carry on playing the 'evaluation' version.

I think the 'evaluation' version did come with a free trojan, but the packaging is usually very crude needing nothing more than 7zip to extract the original files from an infected setup.

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Re: Pointless

"the piddly few cycles left over from gamers"

And the piddly left over bandwidth couldn't produce useful DDOS attacks by the botnets of PCs owned by similar trojan distribution methods?

If it is pointless it is more likely because gamers with all their fan and temperature etc monitoring junk are the most likely to notice something stealing lots of CPU/GPU cycles.

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Your chance to WIN the WORLD'S ONLY HANDHELD ZX SPECTRUM

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Re: I wish hackers and makers would...

"@JP I think the point is that in the making"

I make electronic things for a living. It started as a hobby and remains so. The hardest part is coming up with something useful to make for the hobby. It used to be much easier when there were far fewer electronic things you could buy and they were more expensive. I know people who made their own colour TV sets for less than they cost to buy (not counting their labour). I made my own audio equipment, I made digital clocks when they were a novelty, I made a Z80 based computer before the spectrum came out.

Today I could not bring myself to make something as pointless as a clock displaying time as QR codes and a hand held version of an ancient crappy computer isn't much better. I stand by my comment that I wish makers would put more effort into coming up with something useful to make.

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Re: I wish hackers and makers would...

"Are hackers not allowed to be creative and have fun just for the sake of having fun?"

I think that making something which has more use than showing it to other makers and saying "look what I made" would be rather more fun and satisfying.

Coming up with something useful that you can't already buy for less than it would cost you to make is where real creativity is required and lacking.

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I wish hackers and makers would...

put as much time and effort into thinking of something useful to hack/make as they do into making these pet rocks.

I think the dumbest thing I have ever seen is a digital clock which displays the time as a QR code on an LCD screen. To tell the time you have to take out your phone (which almost certainly has the time displayed as soon as you turn it on) and run an app to take a photo of the LCD so it can decode the QR code and tell you what time it is.

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Driving with an Apple Watch could land you with a £100 FINE

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Re: Speedo?

"The people who claim speed limits are dangerous because"

If I could not drive safely without a speedometer I would give up driving.

Why don't you try covering up your speedometer and see if you worry more about life and limb or license and wallet.

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Re: Speedo?

"s/watch/speedometer/

Why do they never say that?"

Because they are full of shit. Anything which you allow to distract you from the task of driving sufficiently is dangerous which is why outlawing specific distractions and effectively legalising all others is stupid and counter productive.

I've said here before a dick head with a phone in his hand is still a dick head when you take the phone away. We need to concentrate on curing the cause of the problem (being a dick head) not on hiding some of the symptoms.

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Copyright thieves' cyberlockers slurp MILLIONS from honest creators, study finds

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So much money being made from....

freetards.. how can that be?

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Brit telcos warn Scots that voting Yes could lead to HEFTY bills

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Re: If they say yes...

"JP your 2nd para is brilliant! Mind if I quote it elsewhere?"

Well I would like to get royalties on it until I die and then my children to get royalties for another 70 years, but, screw that, this is the internet do what you like.

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Re: The real issue here

"because it will help in the continuing bust up of the traditional two party cartel running Westminster"

I would like that also. Labour would finally realise it is dead and clear the way for some other competition with the Tories (who are only brain dead). High price to pay for political change though isn't it.

Listen to the yes campaigners in Scotland about how it will be a land of milk and honey, motherhood and apple pie, fair, just, richer, and more successful in the world. The only thing holding back this miraculous transformation is? The rest of the UK gets a say in who governs all of us.

Yes the UK could be a better place if we got rid of half the useless wankers in Westminster, but only a bit and look at who the Scots chose to partially govern them so far. When it comes to useless wankers Hollyrood is easily a match for Westminster.

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Re: If they say yes...

"trying to bully the electorate"

How Alex Salmond like of you. Any negative aspect of a yes vote is to be described as bullying not only allowing it to be written off without argument but making it out as something that needs to be fought against. When it comes to dishonest slimeball politicians Salmond is a match for anything Westminster can offer.

As an Englishman I can't decide which way I would like the vote to go. Should I care if the Scots want to screw themselves over based on fantasies that Scotland would be so much better if it were governed completely by their own pack of wankers in Hollyrood instead of partially by the packs of wankers in Hollyrood and Westminster?

Huge disruption and expense to change which pack of wankers make some decisions, decisions that are so constrained by reality and the rest of the world that who makes them makes little difference.

The phrase "Don't vote it only encourages them" comes to mind.

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Drag queens: Oh, don't be so bitchy, Facebook! Let us use our stage names

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unfair, hurtful, discriminatory and an invasion of privacy

Poor little mites. No one forces anyone to have a facebook account there is no god given right to a facebook account. If you don't like the policies don't use the service.

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Smart meters in UK homes will only save folks a lousy £26 a year

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"ie over 8 years of savings are required to pay for the device."

Except those savings are based on the ridiculous assumption that people will use so much less electricity if only they knew how much they were using.

Well done The Public Accounts Committee for stating the bleeding obvious, shame you are 3 or 4 years too late. Not that it would make any difference because as I stated here nearly 3 years ago the reason we are getting smart meters is...

The technically illiterate eco green willy waving tossers running the country find the idea of forcing us to pay for personal energy guilt meters irresistible.

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General Motors to intro HANDS-FREE DRIVING tech by 2016

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FAIL

Its vehicle-to-vehicle communication will send and receive basic safety info

Shame about the other 250 million or so vehicles out there that won't be talking or listening....

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Finally, a USEFUL smart device: Intel boffins cook up gyro-magneto-'puter bike helmet

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Not so enthusiastic

I note the accompanying photograph also shows the wearer flaunting a huge pet rock wristwatch.

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Internet of Things: Major players agree on goals, but little else

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Elephant in the room

A. I want a standard for my 'thing' to communicate on the internet.

B. What does your thing do?

A. Dunno we hadn't really thought about that yet.

B. Come back when you have.

A. Aww stop hassling me, I need to get on and make money from my things.

The other day I got some marketing spam from a semiconductor manufacturer telling me there are going to be 50 billion internet connected things in 6 years time. What are these 50 billion things going to be and who is going to buy them? I have trouble thinking of one thing I want connected to the internet that isn't already.

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UK fuzz want PINCODES on ALL mobile phones

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"If you make phones less attractive to thieves then you've prevented crime."

And cutting someone's head off also cures their acne....

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Top money men face up to 2 YEARS in slammer for neglecting to spot crim-cash activity

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Re: I'd like to know

"don't pay tax"

As usual the threat of terrorism is used to justify control and invasion of privacy that would otherwise be considered unreasonable.

Like all of us my GF is a suspected terrorist supporter and money launderer. She doesn't have enough database entries or personal documents to prove to the satisfaction of HMRC (through their slaves the banks) that she isn't. That means she isn't even allowed to be a secondary holder of my credit cards.

Annoyingly she would have much less trouble obtaining financial services if she had spent half her life scrounging from the state.

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Internet of Stuff my Pockets: Investors plough 1 BEELLION dollars into IoT

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the one thing holding back the development of the IoT...

I would say that the main thing holding back development is that for the most part no one can think of anything useful a thing can do by being connected to the internet.

If humans had no reason to talk to each other we wouldn't have any languages either.

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Tesla, Nissan, BMW mull all-for-plug, plug-for-all electrocar charger plan

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Re: Electric car batteries don't "swap"

http://www.teslamotors.com/batteryswap

Yes but it was only 'designed' to have battery swaps with a single staged demonstration hiding every detail. The reality is it isn't happening and likely never will.

The claim and staged demonstration let them screw more zero emission vehicle credits out of the California Air Resources Board - mission accomplished....

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US citizens want stricter CO2 regulations by two to one – Yale poll

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CO2 regulation?

You burn X amount of fossil fuel you get Y amount of CO2. There is no changing that - simple chemistry.

There are fanciful schemes for trying to grab the resulting CO2 and bury it in a hole or something.

Couldn't be bothered to read all the crap but from what I did it isn't CO2 regulation it is generating plant efficiency regulation. All generators strive for greater efficiency within the limits of it being economical anyway. All the regulation can do is push those limits the wrong side of economical, especially for older plant. You will get more electricity from your fossil fuel and less electricity from your $.

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Poll: Climate change now more divisive than abortion, gun control

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Obama tells us

"Ninety-seven per cent of scientists agree: #climate change is real, manmade and dangerous."

Not even close http://www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/global-warming-the-97-fallacy/15069

This is the kind of shit that leads anyone with a clue to be hugely sceptical about anything they hear on the subject.

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Windows XP is finally DEAD, right? Er, not quite. Here's what to do if you're stuck with it

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"As of now, if a new vulnerability is written"

WTF?

You mean a new exploit of a vulnerability Microsoft wrote.

I really don't know how Microsoft can get away with this (but then I never bother reading all the small print). They supplied defective product and should be liable for rectifying the defects forever, regardless of how long it took to discover them.

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British trolls to face 'tougher penalties' over online abuse

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"Are there more votes in this particular bandwagon?"

Those playing the politically correct game think so. Perhaps it is time for the spectators to tell them they are wrong.

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Battery vendors push ultracapacitor wrappers to give Li-ions more bite

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"Would it not be essentially the same to put the ultra capacitor on the PCB"

Yes. If there were significant advantages having a super capacitor in parallel with an Li battery it would already be done. A battery containing a super capacitor must also contain less battery.

There may be small $/volume/weight savings integrating a super capacitor in a battery but are those savings enough to make the difference between the advantage of a parallel super capacitor worthwhile or not? I doubt it.

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Satisfy my scroll: El Reg gets claws on Windows 8.1 spring update

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Re: Windows 9?

"Microsoft are between rock and hard place, and they need to make some hard choices to retain their position on desktop and in the server farm"

Retain their position on desktop? They almost have a monopoly on the desktop. The desktop is a shrinking market.

Win 8 was not about retaining desktop position it was about how much they dare piss off desktop customers and risk loosing desktop position in order to gain in the fondleslab and phone market.

I don't see much indication that it is working or feel it is likely to work in the future but Microsoft having already done most of the damage will probably keep trying.

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Neil Young touts MP3 player that's no Piece of Crap

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Re: Audiophiles...

"I often found that people using that mantra were in fact just jealous of others and fearful that they themselves might like it if they tried but it might prove too expensive. So they would talk it down to give themselves an ideological excuse for why they use a ghetto-blaster and not a decent system."

You often found? Do you inject people with truth serum or something to know what they think?

I suspect audiophools are much more fearful of discovering they can't really tell the difference between a ghetto-blaster and the 'decent system' they spent $thousands on which is why ABX seems to be a swear word for them.

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PM Cameron leaps aboard Internet of Thingies

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Internet of things - mostly bollocks

Certainly not an industrial revolution.

Popular and hyped by those who see provision of cloud services to the things as an on going revenue stream and a source of large amounts of data which must be valuable somehow.

Government research funding will be mostly pissed away as usual - at least it is only 74 million.

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Pine trees' scent 'could prevent climate change really being a problem'

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Re: Physics, Chemistry, Biology

"You forgot economy... THE most important factor in climate change..."

No that would be politically correct twats using it as a windmill to tilt against.

Anyone else see PMQs the other day when Milliband attempts to discredit Cameron by trying to get him to acknowledge that there are some AWG sceptical Tory MPs? Of course he called them deniers.

PMQs generally makes me want to puke, but, boy, that one was scraping the bottom of the barrel. Of course Cameron being an almost equally slimey twat could only be evasive.

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China's web giants unite to defuse Windows XP bombshell

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Re: Maybe

"I suppose it depends if they have access to the source code as well"

I keep saying that patching with the owners consent a newly discovered vulnerability in Windows is lot easier than coming up with a scheme to exploit it without the owners consent. The people exploiting the vulnerability don't have source code either (except maybe the NSA :)).

Well done China's web giants for understanding and organizing a cheap solution to the problem.

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Climate change will 'CAUSE huge increase in MURDER, ROBBERY and RAPE'

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"Lead pollution is the cause of quite a lot of crime, and we have the USA to thank for proving this."

You don't know that and it hasn't been proved.

Claiming correlation is causal with no evidence or pulling numbers out of your arse to make predictions like the subject of this article - don't know which is worse.

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US Senate bill would mandate 'kill switch' on all smartphones

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$30 billion eh?

So smart phone theft is costing every man woman and child in America about $100 a year?

I smell made up bullshit

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So cool it 2.4 gigahertz: BATTERY-FREE comms for international band

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"produces between 120 and 140 microjoules"

So a 50p coin cell can provide as much energy as 18 million button presses. The button would likely fall to bits before you managed to press it 18 million times and likely costs more than 50p.

Unless battery changing is really difficult and so expensive these micro power harvesting schemes are pretty much pointless.

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Whitehall and Microsoft negotiate NHS Windows XP hacker survival plan

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Re: How about

"I've only just got over the shock of my Star dot matrix printer not having any drivers released for Windows Me."

You don't quite seem to have grasped that there is a difference between adding new features to a product you bought and fixing defects.

A vulnerability in XP which leaves it open to attack is a defect which should be fixed free of charge regardless of how long it took to discover. That the NHS is even considering paying Microsoft $1200 per machine to do this for 3 years is ridiculous.

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Friends don't do tech support for friends running Windows XP

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Re: But a big trusted partner like Microsoft....

"Expecting that products will be supported forever is stupid, especially in a fast moving sector like IT."

What is this support crap? If no one discovers a bug in x years the bug becomes the owners problem not the suppliers?

I expect suppliers to fix bugs forever and if they are not prepared to fix bugs in old products to offer free upgrades to products which have the bugs fixed.

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Mozilla takes a page from Google with sync-friendly Firefox Accounts

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A page from Google they can keep

So no more pesky code thing to sync other devices which I suppose means no more local encryption.

If I wanted to give some company all my bookmarks, browsing history/whatever I can just use chrome.

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Google invades videoconferencing market with Chromebox for Meetings

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How many advert breaks will the meetings have

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p.s. The post is required, and must contain letters.

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Boffin dreams up smart battery gizmo for Raspberry Pi fiddlers

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Re: Where's the incentive

For campaigns like this you are not backing or investing anything you are just pre-ordering something which will only happen if enough others pre-order.

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