* Posts by heystoopid

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Firefox 3 Download Day falls flat on face

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Hmmm

Hmmm , I am starting to like Opera 9.5 it is quick and has a nice feel and is relatively secure , although lately Java scripting is really pushing single core CPU's to their limit stops merely to render a web page or maybe I need a bigger more powerful graphics card on a four year old system !

Although I have come across a nice Opera/Mozilla/IE browser security test site at this link here =http://bcheck.scanit.be/bcheck/

Stray left foot washes up on Vancouver beach

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Sounds like

I was watching a BBC Horizon TV program first aired March 2008 recently about the what had happened to the body of the late Alistair Cooke called "How Much Is Your Dead Body Worth ?" where the report detailed that an illicit trade in body parts from funeral homes is worth big dollars due to the lack of donors and the answer was a surprising USD$261,500-00 !

Now since one in seven literally die from assorted terminal cancers , these crooks motivated only by greed and lured by the high prices , they literally cut up the bodies in funeral homes to retrieve the wanted items charge the usual high fees and or merely hand wood ashes back to the grieving family and then live the high life on the proceeds from both jobs !

Hmmm , after viewing that program and seeing these reports , one can suspect that some one in Canada or the US just across the border have been dumping the unsold parts from supposedly cremated bodies from assorted funeral homes at sea but have literally failed to take into account the coastal currents and tide changes !

Truth can be stranger then fiction as some celebrities well know !

Malware not man blamed in child abuse download case

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hmmmm !

Hmmm , let me guess the computer was using that yankee A-V crapware from a company that starts with an "N" and pays suppliers to install it's bloatware resource hogging rootkit software !

AT&T brainstorms Time Warner-like bandwidth cap

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Nasty !

Nasty !

You go to the local pig sty theater which has not been cleaned in the last six months to view the latest of Hollycrapwood's mostly fourth or fifth rate films since the 1980's that belong in the sewer with silicon enhanced actors that make your kids school plays look fantastic in comparison. Next you see the mafia swat squad burst in and arrest the poor schmuck two rows down for taking a photo with his fancy iPony , at the same time the sound you hear from the flic is variable and interrupted to spoil the camcorders mob and all the patrons are treated as thieves and you are flooded with annoying crap amateur adds that make the midnight TV ones look first rate from start to finish !

You pay big bucks for bandwidth so you can legally download the Cupertino self expiring variety pay per view in your own clean comfortable home theater setup .

Now then all of a sudden your ISP says buy this overpriced DRM'd to death videos from us and and we will not limit or cap your downloading , but if however you buy from our competitors X , Y , or Z's , we chop off your legs the first month and then start on your arms even though you have paid for the bandwidth !

You fire up your nice new Digital TV , and find that since the broadcasts are using the no go code on all popular soaps and the usual TV teen bop "disney" trash ,has literally shafted your entire months time shifting programming schedule !

So to fix that problem you install specially recompiled Open Source Software that ignores the no go flag to make the wife and kids happy !

Not nice indeed !

Will the flamers win or the Emperor's evil minions wanting to empty your wallet for every cent possible and then send in the legal bloodsuckers for the rest ?

Sharp pitches 'world's largest' LCD screen

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Alien

@AC

@ac surely you must have a direct connection to a power sub station for Plasma units similar to that size would consume upwards of 750 watt hours or for 5000 hours of usage some 4000 KwH give or take and an estimated MTBF of between 30,000 and 60,000 hours to reach half light power output . This would equate to life time power consumption of ouch ! , I did not need that wallet load of cash to fund the kids private schooling to pay for it's 15 year working life cycle !

As for an LCD unit they would average power consumption would be approximately half as much again for the same MTBF of 30,000 hours , but the question remains unanswered is how cheap or dear are the rare and uncommon lamps used in these units or is it cheaper to land fill it and buy a new replacement !

Strangely no mention on all units as to the relatively constant colour purity drift either (LCD's are truly a nightmare to colour balance for correct colour temperature in photography as for the newest low res 20" colour Mac well forget about that one!) !

Projectors LCD/DLP units have two problems involving the coolant condenser lens bath water suffering from bacterial bloom and lamp life is any where between 400 to 5000 hours if fitted with a special cold current inrush limiter/lamp filament pre-warmer device/half light output , the replacement globes start at $400 and rapidly climb higher as they have a very specific tight tolerance colour spectrum output . Literally one can say the incandescent lamp may work for five hours at full output or may be not (Murphy's dog would say one never has a critical replacement globe that fits and mysteriously globes of course always tend to die when the store is closed for the long holiday weekend and one must also be reminded that filament globes are the least effective in that they generate ninety five percent consumed energy as heat and need large cooling condenser lens to provide even light output per unit area from a point source as the transmission LCD's tend not to like very high operating temperatures from the illuminating lamp as their liquid changes density with temperature and switching times also change as well !

As for the CRT undoubtedly my old 30kg HP 22" 1000 series Colour Monitor will still be going strong long after any of the above flash new units have turned up their toes , lost the colour purity balance and gone to the great maker in the sky , whilst still saving a small fortune in power bills and generating far less carbon emission green house gas as well !

Alas , no technology is perfect but have you got a big enough wallet to fund the blood out of a stone kilowatt hours thus , that be the question for the new kids on the block ?

British pilot makes first supersonic stealth jumpjet flight

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But then Again

But then again , why do I have the feeling that as usual a certain current production aircraft built by either MIG or Sukhoi will fly rings around this over weight over cost toy which will be subject to the usual US military graft contractors pig feeding fest !

Top Tory resigns on principle over 42 days bill

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Pirate

Hmmm

Hmmm , now a certain country in Europe enacted similar laws by Chancellors Decree after February 27th , 1933 and we all knew from history books written post May 8th , 1945 , how much that cost to end the evil regime that evolved rapidly from the application of all state imposed draconian laws post February that year !

Sadly , should this bill come to be enacted in law then that is the day true Westminster Democracy dies in the land that brought it to light post restoration of a constitutional monarch all those centuries before the up coming fatal date !

Congressmen say Chinese hacked their PCs

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Alien

Ah

Ah , the fear of "IT" strikes again , the false spin doctors and local perpetrators weave their tales of fiction to cover their steps "Watergate Style" whilst the real enemy resides just down the road in Maryland !

Apple takes the operator's shilling

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But then again

But then again since all iphoneys come complete with self spying capabilities , only a total tool would buy one !

As for unlocking , now that ultra thin sim wafers are available to suit all common garden variety units , which then allows the user to use out of country units at cheaper local call rates , only a silly tool would fall for that kind of brain dead in the headness !

Truly an Ifan and his money are quickly parted and sucked up in vast quantities by these pirates sailing in from Curpertino California way !

Sad really , when you think about it , let the blood sucking out of a stone feast continue , as the other one point one billion new users avoid that dumb trap !

New York talks net giants into child pornography crackdown

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Hmm , oh crap here we go again !

Hmmm , the numbers along with those arrested and charged just too simply do not add up and the absolute fear of the "it" rather than reality in real life !

So any old excuse for arbitrary censorship without right of appeal , sadly we know where that went back in the third decade of the 20th Century !

With apologies

"First they came for pedophiles !

I did not speak up because I was not a pedophile

Next they came for all animal rights activists and anti genetic engineering protesters !

I did not speak up because I was not a protester

Next they came for all democratic rights free speech activists

I did not speak because I was not an activist !

And then they came for me and by that time there was no one left to speak out for me !"

Although given the recent controversy as to what constitutes art in Photography in Sydney Town , Down Under in OZ very recently where dumb and stupid puppets in blue acted more like evil troopers then responsible civil officials with a brain , on the basis of ill conceived but very stupid comments of an absolute idiot at best , not really thinking what was coming from there dumb and stupid mouths !

Now then all of a sudden these trash brain dead wowsers are launching numerous co-ordinated controversial campaigns of this nature in key cities across the world which are the basic initial stage for the recreation of a new world order in which the censor is absolute in his rule with no court of appeal permitted !

Well to me it looks like the Church of Rome will now have to cover up all it's remarkable fresco's of cherubs with the naughty bits showing and the Statue of David will have to sport a solid gold fig leaf too lest this stature make young ladies or males swoon in desire ? And as for Hollywood , they will only be permitted to make Disney style fairy tale "Feel Good" happy ending films with no naughty bits showing or any violence as the Financier , director , actors and crew will be shipped out to Bagram Air Base , Kabul , Afghanistan for an indeterminate extensive but very permanent holiday !

Should we follow this rocky bumpy mobius loop road again back to the 27th February , 1933 , the Gulags will be full of a new fresh batch of ready made slaves and vassals for some ones evil new empire in under a decade that is for sure , this does not bode well !

Or perhaps one should say to these wowsers to their face "Nice line of a permanent Mobius Loop argument that leads back to the 27th of February 1933 and then ask prove the numbers thus claimed minus the hype or lose total credibility absolutely !"

Chinese 419er punts a whopping $8

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Joke

Sad

Sad , must have been a foreign out worker for that already forgotten failed infamous Wall Street Wank , whose shares were worth a mere $0.01 cent in the dollar in real terms as unsecured creditors but were paid a travesty of $10 for each one in real cash , now who be the thieves pirates and 419er's then ?

One could say quite literally all its former stockholders from the chairman down are no better then your average street 419er when push comes to shove !

Definitions are in the eye of the beholder , for we tend to forget the average weekly wage for a Chinese Mainland Farm worker and factory worker after deductions is that princely sum of money mentioned and to many in China that is a small fortune !

Apple's 3G iPhone to launch 11 July

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Oh Heck

Oh heck , that was quick from launch in January 2007 to obsolete June 2008 from spyphone mark one to mark two model , that man called god really knows how to put the money siphon into all the Isilly fans wallets and bank accounts and spy on them at the same time , sweet !

But then again who really cares , as the other 1.1 billion or more users ignored the hype and brought other models instead in the preceding twelve months instead !

Or as they say a "An ifool and his money are easily parted !"

Blighty admits 'national shortage' of nuke engineers

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Hmm

Hmm , I wonder if the successful applicants can write home by the glow of cerenkov pool water light at night ?

US air force chiefs sacked in robot-armada brouhaha

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Alien

Or there is more then meets the eye !

Or there is more then meets the eye and in reality it is about improving the basic pay and conditions of all US Air Force Staff as in this article in 2007 for since 2001 Afghanistan and more so in 2003 the DC Chimp has been playing a very underhanded nasty deck of cards in regard to the basic funding of all his full and part time military forces at his beck and call !

Many of whom he has been using up as expendables "Haig Style" in his costly multi trillion dollar wars of no end in sight , feeding his fellow pigs whilst simultaneously playing the charlatans variant of false flag patriotism as recently as his attendance to an Air Force Officer Graduation Ceremony not all that long ago and speculation as to designating an existing national memorial in a state which has always been a solid blue since it was the last territory to join the Union(now at least we know why he was there in the first place before the hatchet burying and the blood letting began !) !

Me thinks both have gone to the wall for reasons other then those officially cited since becoming Sec Defence Robert Gates has been manipulating his some what restricted budget more and more like a round robin player hedge fund with many drop shorts across entire sections of his spending range with health care and new equipment to replace war losses being the highest casualties to date and the gap is rapidly expanding as hyper stagflation due to the rapid and ever upward escalating increases in Oil and Fuel operational costs since 10th of January 2001 , bite deeper into his rapidly diminishing pockets daily and a very unfriendly Senate Appropriations Committee he now faces !

link to 2007 article thus

http://andrightlyso.com/2007/05/04/air-force-personell-might-not-get-paid-thanks-to-reid-pelosi-and-the-dhimmicrats/

Sometimes , truth can be found in the oddest of places , but as with all intertubes a billion answers exist seeking out the questions !

As with all information released from Washington DC press offices these days one should never accept anything at face value from any of the DC Chimps cronies and pals in the current front office , as they are people who prefer much grandiose propaganda to telling the real truth like it is , as are all repukes by their very nature of being what they are and most cannot handle the truth at any time ever !

Cyber B52 strikes mooted as response to Chinese infowar

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But then again

But then again why would they bother ? , since the entire basic operational mantra of any of the mafia style owned and operated US super size mega corporation is basically maximise profits , stiff the stockholder as the senior management loot the company at every opportunity and shoot the customer who pays the higher then normal end user bills in the face literally at every level and basic equipment maintenance is not an option at any generating plant as it cost the chairman some of his salary and bonuses thus !

So effectively all the US Electricity generating consortia concerned are basically shooting themselves in the head , the heart , the posterior and the legs every day of the week they operate and are self creating their own form of impending disaster as we saw not all that long ago in state with the largest population in the Union which quickly ended after the death of the evil "ENRON Texas Thieves Empire " !

Those that fail to read the boot notes since November 9th , 1965 are but doomed to self replicate same !

Biofuel 2.0 gets off ground in Kiwi airliner trial

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Now where did I see the last place that used synthetic fuel and oils

Now where did I see the last place that used synthetic fuels and oils . of whom one of the greedy seven sisters grabbed a majority of patents and copyrights of processes involved from a certain Chemical Plant Giant of a corporation as war reparations and then stripped of all it's assets in a beleaguered but now since reformed country in central Europe in 1945 !

Life moves in the same endless mobius loop it seems !

Comcast rolls out brand new bandwidth throttles

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Curiouser and Curiouser

Curiously , it would appear where Comcrap rules absolutely and they have no direct competition they roll out these arbitrary rules of what you pay for you don't get and yet in other areas where they have competition they leave well enough alone knowing full well the end user will walk away from the same evil treatment and sign up with the competition in droves for that is what free market rules are all about !

Essentially Comcrap is basically saying our contract for bandwidth on the intertubes are works of fiction and are not worth the paper they are written on and our services we offer are crap as well so we take your money under false pretences and fraud and since we are the the only dealer in town kiss my A*### !

Interestingly , a number of technical articles and researchers have shown that Bit Torrent is quite fair in the bandwidth usage and is not as large as the so called piracy claimants make out as they are basing all in the phoney belief that it has cost them at least seventy five percent of the existing market from the changes they have done unto themselves at the end of the last century and the existing market has decided they have had enough of these snake oil salesmen and moved their choices on in another direction ! If only the market falls to five percent of the last year of the last century then even the industry will turn upon them and treat them like the pariahs they always were !

Choices , I wonder if some one in these infected uncompetitive communities floats a simple Community Broadband by power lines Manassas , Virginia Style will Comcrap haul up the white flag ! Or will they continue to oppose it with numerous vacant red herrings like they have tried to do so often with fictitious reporting by paid third parties about power line RF pollution mainly coming from very old dirty cracked insulators well past their use by date which is all to common in this age of zero maintenance until it fails mentality that is all too pervasive in the land of the paranoid and nonsensical manipulated democracy with total profit before any customer ?

Hummer glummer on high oil price bummer

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So the journey around the "Mobius Loop" continues

So the ghost of Chairman Ronnie's "It seemed like a good idea at the the time but was really crap for every consumer some thirty odd years down the track " still haunts the land of the imprisoned and paranoid !

One of life's irony's , for Jimmy Carter was right and the Chairman was wrong at every avenue has been proven in the fullness of time as hyper stagflation returns to blight all lands from bad choices done in another era !

For as they say those that do not learn from history are but doomed to repeat the same mistakes as they follow the "mobius loop" to it's conclusion , for the writing was on the wall January 10th 2001 in plain sight and had been so since 1973 !

PS Interesting fact about the entire range of vehicles being canned by GM , is that in none of those mentioned will the standard roof A, B & C pillars support the weight of the vehicle ! Interestingly in that 3% of of all accidents involving the vehicle rolling over amount to almost one third of those killed in motor vehicle incidents !

So one could say in closing the plants where less then 35% of the annual production is actually sold in any twelve month period GM is about to reduce the road toll a decade later by a startlingly large percent point !

As for the SUV drivers thus the question becomes are you wearing a full racing car bone dome or have you fitted a full racing car roll cage and if the answer is no "welkome to a wing and prayer one foot planted firmly in the grave driving style"

Fire at The Planet takes down thousands of websites

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Pirate

hmm

Hmm , crap power supplier not adequately monitoring the grid delivery and sounds to me more likely the system mains power transformer has been running at 115% plus power overload margin for far too long !

Mind you ,I have seen and heard of at lest three go with a very spectacular bang in my area causing massive local power outages for hours on end !

Will your mobile squeal to the police?

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Black Helicopters

So for the paranoid

So for the paranoid , what is needed is either a high temperature furnace temperature > 1500 degrees Celsius kiln to completely destroy the phone , a microwave oven to nuke the sim cards on a regular basis and a cloner to create duplicate backups since the sims are fairly cheap and readily available so one can nuke it on a weekly basis or the old write zeroes to the empty data spaces delete trojan worm phone software in the interim and throw the old one into the high temperature furnace to ensure absolute destruction !

As for the Columbian Army versus FARC it is an area in the world where propaganda rules absolutely on the US side of the fence where torture on all captive victims is the rule rather then the exception and so thus all claims from any US backed government agency would have to be viewed using Occams Razor absolutely for what they claim and that which is reality are at opposite ends of the universe , given the current classic example of a shattered blighted country called Iraq !

But then again , one used to hear much about the same thing back in Chairman Ronnie's time in a country called Nicaragua about how Daniel Ortega's Mob were losing the fight for their own country ! But soon the uneducated peons kicked those evil merkin gringo supported drug lords called the Somoza family butt all the way back across the international border plus a few extra miles for a good measure even back then as in the jungles have no visible border posts !

Uncontacted rainforest tribe caught from the air

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Hmm

Hmmm, sounds like the loggers will be using the old merkin standard native pacification trick of discarded clothing plus a few unwanted extra germs viruses added for a good measure !

The New Order: When reading is a crime

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Coat

PS it has already happened in Down Under Oz in July 2007 !

PS even in Oz under a previous government party of wowsers trying to implement their version of "white supremacy" then in power , if you were a foreign national working on a special issue by occupation visa and whose old telephone UK sim card was found in the London Flat of a second or third cousin who was involved in the so called super explosive LPG gas tank Jeep crash at Glasgow Airport(strange no one mentioned the laws of thermodynamics or physics for some unaccountable reason , but what can one say other then the wankers reporting the estimated potential for damage were some 1000% plus overly optimistic based on the existing Fire Control laws required to be in place in all public buildings for obvious reasons )

Suggest you google the name "Dr. Mohammed Haneef" back in July 2007 as he was very illegally unjustly sacked , visa revoked on the flimsiest imaginary grounds possible and then very illegally deported prior to a fair hearing by a bunch of incompetent racist very small L in your posterior wowsers of the of the soon to be evicted and rapidly forgotten always number two at everything bum buddy of the DC Chimp , Little Johnny the nameless victim of his own self inflicted stupidity of presuming to assume the general public were 100% behind his dysfunctional ways of being up the chimps rectum all the way ! It later turned out that maybe less then 32% after deducting the other bunch of losers still living in the nineteen forties as he lost all the swingers due to in part the unmitigated racism the so called Haneef Affair created , plus the public were getting very tired of the falling down wowser constantly tripping over his own two feet !

Tony B Liar was the first to be rolled and he still spews forth the very same useless mindless vitriol crap that got him outed in the first place even now in the latest round of semi public appearances to audiences that pay to hear him ! As the general public would not cease booing him from the moment he appeared on the podium until he is evicted by the same audience from the forum flying posterior first undoubtedly because he is and remains such an A*** for life and a bad footnote in history books for the next millenia or so !

Thankfully the Judge saw through all the fictitious verbal rubbish and unmitigated sewage as served up by both un Oz like "Fair Go For All" idiotic stupid wowsers then infesting the forgotten one Little Johnny Nobody and soon to be evicted crown ministry infested with absolute useless wowsers trying in vain to reverse the overwhelming tide of "Multiculturalism" and bring back for want of a better word "Oz variant of White Australia Rules of the 1900's except if you have $$$$$$$$" , thus totally exonerated the man sadly after the illegal deportation and some small notional amount compensation was paid to this poor unfortunate political football !

Shamefully , the mass media press should have demanded their absolute expulsion from the country of Oz , federal parliament and the party , but chose to ignore the wowsers absolute stupidity in this disgraceful affair. However thankfully less then six months later the public wisely did not fall for their verbal and written fiction and then voted them right out of their cushy up your posterior jobs and gave them a massive pay cut as well(it appears that the current opposition leaders on the wrong side of the bench created a failed motion to keep their old salaries and benefits for life for such was their greed of the $ , which was totally laughed out of the building for some reason and had almost every one rolling in the aisle falling out of their seats howling in derision !)

Ah , such is the evilness of this trial by fictitious propaganda hiding the real facts from the people to make a fair decision based on the fair amount of unbiased information , Josef G. is undoubtedly smiling from the ruins in Berlin in 1945 that his ideas are winning even now !

A pity we cannot lock all elected politicians in stocks in daily rotation with a handy supply of rotten fruit close by for anyone to toss at same , to give them the hint they have been elected to serve the public rather then the current 419er pig feeding frenzy they have turned the job into now !

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So

So , best summed up by a quote from Hamlet Act 1 Scene 5

"And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,

Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. But come;

Here, as before, never, so help you mercy,

How strange or odd soe'er I bear myself,

As I perchance hereafter shall think meet

To put an antic disposition on,

That you, at such times seeing me, never shall,

With arms encumber'd thus, or this headshake,

Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase,

As 'Well, well, we know,' or 'We could, an if we would,'

Or 'If we list to speak,' or 'There be, an if they might,'

Or such ambiguous giving out, to note

That you know aught of me: this not to do,

So grace and mercy at your most need help you, Swear."

Naomi Campbell charged with assault

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Remember

Remember we pay them to cart us from point A to B , now it has become customer last on an airline flying questionable planes that crash for reasons unknown , so who indeed would want to fly with them after this incident goes to court with no graphic video showing physical blows or glossy 8X10 pictures showing physical bruises as required in a normal legal case !

At least I know now which airline to avoid like the plague , as they are worse then then the bubonic plague itself !

Alas , as for the police in question in this incident it is part and parcel of the basic job description period !

Mind you it is more like a PR feel good stunt whilst it looks like a good idea at the time but in reality it is a lethal deadly time bomb that will blow up in the Airlines face showing gross incompetence at all executive levels ,since this airline is always on the edge of bankruptcy as the price of aviation fuel increases by leaps and bounds daily runs out of control , any continuing loss of additional passengers generated by adverse publicity thus from any trial , no matter how small will push them over the edge of the abyss into insolvency and ruin !

Remember this inept and incompetently run Airline voluntarily chose this path to self destruction by their own free choice !

Want to buy Jacqui Smith's ID?

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Only too true

Only too true , like at the boys from OZ who give thanks for the many wonderful citizens and brilliants minds they scored big time when Winnie's fellow wankers and wowsers had all these spare registered citizens to hand , when they bundled them up as unwanted extras and then sent them all down under on the some what overcrowded hot bunking system that prevailed on the HMT Dunera on that fateful 10th July 1940 voyage ! UK's big loss given these valuable citizens subsequent contributions and OZ gets the best part of the bargain as well !

Choices or “If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.” !

UK to outlaw cartoons of child sexual abuse

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Oh no

Oh no , the evil puritans have come back to haunt us in their new variant of the village idiots , assorted me too morons , throwbacks , wankers and wowsers crying to the tune of " wrap them all up in cotton wool brigade" , but how can any child grow up and learn in such a stunted imaginary yet imperfect "Garden of Eden" like environment to be able to live and cope in a real wider modern world outside those artificial garden walls of heavy duty cotton wadding !!

But since graven images have been with us since the first time in recorded history when man picked up a crayon and started to decorate the first cave home wall way back in the mists of time !

Or , is it best summed up as “Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?”

Choices , life just got a little more complicated as the rule books expand in size to infinity and common sense no longer exists as it is not in the rule books under any listing !

"Idiocracy" rules in the 21st century !

French FNARRista speed-cam bomber scores own goal

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Sounds like !

Sounds like , he received his bomb making training directly from the same "DGSE" trainer as those inept incompetent French Tourists arrested and jailed in the twin islands of the permanent mist cloud in the South Pacific arrested not long after July 10th , 1985 !

Potty-mouthed hackers steal comcast.net keys, go for a spin

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So

So , when will the Comcast executives emails become public domain on the intertubes ?

The music biz's digital flops - a short history

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Paris Hilton

Sweet

Sweet , an industry where if any one cares to notice is that the top executives and CEO's in the big four are claiming pay packet rises at a rate faster then the industry is declining within the market place itself so in a sense they are stealing off the cream so as to leave the stockholders an empty container before they leave the sinking ship called "The Record Label" , who be the pirates and thieves then(obviously all stockholders are asleep at the wheel along with their equally evil Wall Street pension fund managers who are currently stuffing their posterior with every dollar they too can scam or steal in that line of business) !

Choices , it has been pointed out that much of what is claimed to be modern music or popular released in the past twenty plus or so years is just uninspiring rubbish and noise many would rather not hear again , which probably explains why a lot of high street volume market sellers are now busy closing down their audio CD line of business too and utilise the wasted floor space for something that sells !

What most overlook is the simple fact as big four have lost the market share from a simple combination of self choice , basic stupidity SONY-BMG style(by the way guess who was billed for that rootkit fiasco too) and absolute greed !

Further , the vast majority of bands either signed with the big four or independent labels makes the bulk of their income from touring and have always done so even in the past centuries with minimal income that has been derive from your average fat entertainment leech who knows how to extract blood out of stone !

The simple fact is that all industries come and go in cycles of time as technology advances and are not a permanent fixture on the landscape for that is life !

Paypal glitch hits merchants with 12-day headache

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Pirate

Evil

A truly evil bunch of blood suckers and vampires , deliberately operating outside all commercial laws !

Illinois gal gives Street View an eyeful

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One Wonders ?

One wonders in the land of the puritans and the armed to the teeth paranoids where it is almost now a felony life sentence for littering in the street , why has she not been tracked down and then charged with wilful exposure and assaulting a camera with dangerous tools ?

TJX employee fired for exposing shoddy security practices

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Pirate

Sadly

Sadly , in the land of the crazy inept armed to teeth , incompetent and paranoid , this is not an isolated example of shoot the messenger then allow managers to put their heads back in their fat posteriors and go back to sleep !

Although judging by VISA Internationals' low standards interface , all they ever do is from time to time just merely tender up a token fine , then go back to sleep as business as usual ,as they operate on the percentage value take out where greed/need for $ exceeds logic, when fighting the eternal four way war between Diners Club , Amex & Mastercard dynasties !

Welcome to Las Vegas - Home of the technology superpower you've never heard of

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Paris Hilton

Scary

Scary , a concentrated civilian version of NSA switch rooms in almost every Telephone exchange in the land of the paranoid on steroids and then some other trickery !

US firms use own staff to snoop on co-workers

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Coat

Say

Say , did not one land of the paranoid and insecure so called by their illusion of democratic standards tell us in their history books , a communist and very evil dictator , a man called Joseph Stalin use this very same method to rule his country absolutely !

Wow communism style secret work police in the land that claims to be most democratic in this world , but is in reality a closet version of that which they claimed was evil, life as we know it moves in the same endless circle !

Strangely , it reminded me of a certain dinner party scene in the Frank Capra film "Meet John Doe " when the poor schmuck realizes he has been duped big time !

Pot .... Kettle Black>>>> !

I'll get my Apple flame and other troll resistant coat , and put the on the men black dark sunglasses too !

National Grid computers locked-down in outage cock-up

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Alien

Sadly

Sadly , we were warned about this ever increasing style of management incompetence back in 1969 !

City anti-Scientology protestor avoids court summons

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Unhappy

sadly

Sadly cops telling lies is not new and is old as the force itself from day one , go ask the the unfortunate victims exposed in the Tulia , Texas scandal !

Which surprise , surprise the local State Propaganda mass media it seems knew all about it , but chose to ignore the evil scam until along came the BBC Panorama TV researching injustice Texas style towards a minority group of unwilling immigrants imported in another era as slaves and have been treated like them since 1776 and undoubtedly beyond into the future as well , as the closed closet system rules absolutely in the land of the paranoid and numerous assorted cults with 5000 "Oppenheimer's Toys" pointed at everyone else !

Climate profs 'can't recommend' enormo-space-parasol

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Happy

Newtons Laws Rule

Newtons laws of mass and inertia rule absolutely !

American auto dealer offers free handguns

heystoopid
Joke

So

So , in case of emergency such as car break down(US built cars that come from the big three makers with numerous defects and fatal user design flaws ) or stuck in the usual Freeway Gridlock , break glass and use to self eliminate the nut behind the wheel deal from the gene pool , is that the case ?

CPS apologises for DNA disc blunder

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Linux

Comedy of errors ?

Or errors in a comedy ?

Sounds all too fishy to me !

The economy: A big Arab did it and ran away, claims PM

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Flame

Nice

Nice , to see poor Gordon and his fellow band of 419ers lose their last intact single live brain cell to commit total political suicide and take a running leap into the political abyss of no return !

Let the expensive oil flames start toasting that which remains !

Wii still king in US

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Paris Hilton

Hmmm

Hmmm , I would hazard a guess now that the WiiFit footpad is being sold , it has reversed the trend after seeing a demo at a shopping centre all the electronic stores within had been cleaned out in less then a day and were constantly ordering in replacement stock with the bulk of the offenders were adults last seen carrying the units with a glint in their eye !

Still with the maker pushing out approximately 1.8 million units world wide a month in sales , it does not bode well for the so called bigger competition !

But don't gaming console sales normally start to wind down from March onwards until around about late October or early November when they usually pick up again for Christmas sales !

Choices , as always the customer has the last word !

Tories show they're ready for government...

heystoopid
Happy

Oh no

Oh no , just another tribe of 419ers racing towards the soon to be vacated feeding trough , as Gordon and his merry band of fat piglets are running down the same footpath that John Major took some ten odd years ago late last century !

Chicago demands ticket taxes from eBay, StubHub

heystoopid
Joke

So

So , the ghost of Chairman Ronnie's proposition 13 still haunts the land to this day !

Asus speaks out on UK Eee PC 900 battery issue

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Paris Hilton

Well

Well the creative boys in Hong Kong central , the ones that brought the touch screen to the 700 series have it seems created their own unique solution with two additional "Cartman style fat ass" power packs one has a claimed 6600maH and the other is a 10400maH monster along with the standard factory jobs or so it would seem , but with that shyster town who really knows ?

Like wow the beach babe is back , thank you very much !

Bush tests Castro with mobile phone gift barrage

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Joke

Say by 2010

Say by 2010 sounds about the right time for the new CUBAN Oil & Gas field in the Florida Strait to start initial phase one of production and bring in a huge fortune in stable Euro's to their shadow economy and allow every resident with a license to buy any unwanted unsold FORD or GM SUV on the US mainland for a cent in the dollar as the impoverished unemployed US owners will no longer have any cash to afford gasoline priced at US$50-00 per gallon to feed these monsters thirst and the vast majority of those still in employment will be down to riding on the four foot ex Kentucky Derby race track hay burners with automatic garden fertiliser dispenser inbuilt in the rear or bicycles in order to get to work ! Just think of all those Cuban tourist wandering around spending up big visiting the country that once bombed them and then tried an economic embargo that backfired big time !

I can just see all the LA Freeways down to one lane only for the few remaining cars , buses and trucks only , one for Hayburners and the rest reserved for old second hand imported Chinese made bicycle riding get fit hordes , and all those Wallymarts installing hitching rails and water troughs and "Horse Livery Stables replacing all those closed Gasoline Stations that dot the Nations roads , with a sign out the front "Horse Thieves are Lynched Daily Signed Judge Roy Bean" , sweet !

Say where did I hide that old stock in the horse buggy whip factory based in Detroit again !

Man barred from posting crimes on YouTube

heystoopid
Alien

Hmmm

Hmmm, with all this crap happening , sounds to me like the "ASBO" is now well past it's use by date of stupidity in the extreme , as it is absolutely useless both in thought and the concept is now being abused to the point it has become irrelevant in any society !

Who so ever thought about and created this phoney law should wash their minds out in soap and water and clean flush the law of the statute books at the same time they throw out the contaminated water !

Oh , how low indeed , can all the elected 419er style self wanking politicians of the land that vote for these irrelevant surreal laws that protect no one at the best of times , sink below the level of sewer pond scum now (with apologies for the sewer pond scum as it does useful work unlike other lot mentioned thus!) ?

Christian Bale signs for Terminator trilogy

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Thumb Down

Oh no !

Oh no , we are locked in a vicious time loop as each succeeding film in the series became progressively worse , until it degenerated into an even worse utter crap TV show !

So this time around , it will be so low in the sewer , that even floating pond scum at the stage one plant would smell like a rose in comparison !

Where are all the mental homes with padded cells , to incarcerate the idiots writing this script when you need them ?

Come to think of it it was the only credible scene in the second film , as everything else was so far off scale , it became a borderline dog of a comedy show , and the third one defies description of the word absolute crass in the form of audio and visual CGI pollution !

As for the TV show it jumped the shark at episode 1 !

Run for the hills even bigger visual crap is coming to the big screen near you , the Skynet is falling !

Sikorsky X2 superwhirlybird enters ground spin-up phase

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Gates Horns

Looks

Looks like a maintenance nightmare with all those enclosed and open shafts and numerous other vibration hazard points , all in all probably more trouble then it is really worth ! Might be a goer if the main blades are redesigned to take into account a concept that was solved by nature aeons ago though and only just rediscovered by man recently !

One should also not forget the current bulk of RAF aircraft are down and out due to either overtime on the frames , lack of decent spare parts or being flown by many pilots who can't even hit the broadside of a barn at even 100 paces , all thanks to Tony B Liar and his assorted boot licking take a bribe friends being too cheap to fund the real cost of his "Follow the DC Chimp's in your posterior adventures"

US Reapers get satnav bombs, deploy on Canadian border

heystoopid
Coat

Say

Say , have you heard about the story of what a Canuckstan Navy old obsolete Oberon submarine HMCS Ojibwa did in 1997 to an outbound patrol Trident Boomer as it cut across a notorious area in Puget Sound where fishermen regularly have to cut nets snagged by slow large underwater moving objects !

The Boomer in question took off like a scalded rat making enough racket to wake the dead moving at high speed to cover the final three nautical miles to the line at the highest possible flank speed , The Captain of the offending submarine realised he had been sprung big time by another older but much quieter obsolete submarine following in his stern baffles from the moment he crossed the line to cut the the corner as it is known as and hearing the Canuckstan crew laughter ring in his ears prior to his sudden egress !

Microsoft loses Alcatel-Lucent patent legal spat

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Paris Hilton

Hmmm

Hmmm , not eggsactly a good day for Balmer's Legal teams across a few fronts , perhaps they forgot to duck and cover and did not see the latest round of incoming missiles of late ?