* Posts by VinceH

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'Just give me any old date and I'll make it work' ... said the VB script to the coder

VinceH

Blind date

"Pass in "25/12/2015" and it correctly assumes DMY and returns 25 December, but when it sees "10/12/2015" it returns 12 October!"

I have the misfortune of having to use a cloudy accounts package for a couple of clients that does exactly the same - and it's bloody annoying. The company behind the package are based here in the UK (Bristol) - so I'm guessing it's a function in a Javascript library they've used.

That's how the cookie crumbles

"This reminds me of an online publishing system I used in the early 2000s that allowed the user to control the username of a submitted article comment."

Drobe?

UK Snoopers' Charter crashes through critics into the next level

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Re: Power corrupts.

Absolute power ..."

... corrupts absolutely.

Millions menaced as ransomware-smuggling ads pollute top websites

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Re: Who's liable? El Reg tried to find out...

"Easy. It's the site you are connected to via its URL."

Websites that carry advertising, etc, will have something in their Ts and Cs absolving them of all responsibility - and until someone with enough clout (and/or money to sue) is affected and takes a high profile site to court as a result of their computer(s) being fucked up by something like this, and those Ts and Cs are shown to be the crap they are, they'll continue to operate with a hands-in-their-ears-"LALALALALA" approach to the problem.

Swedish publishers plan summer ‘Block Party’ to thwart ad blockers

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Re: I'd love to turn off ad blocking

"Reasonable ads please, then more of us wont be forced to block them!"

Indeed. That sentiment is why I'm glad I wasn't partaking of any coffee when I read this bit in the article:

'“Yes, we know this could be naïve, and we know this will be complicated,” Daniel Weilar of Nyheter24, an entertainment and news site. But Weilar thinks its preferable to the “protection racket” model of paying off the ad block software companies, he told Digiday.'

They haven't even considered the possibility of just making their advertising more reasonable - which to me means just static banners (no video, no audio) that don't require Javascript.

Linus Torvalds wavers, pauses … then gives the world Linux 4.5

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Re: meh

It's not just about being able to afford one. Sharks just don't seem to take too well to being placed on a desk and pushed around.

Virgin bins Webspace, tells customers they can cry to GoDaddy

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"Virgin Media is to put its legacy hosting biz Webspace out to pasture, after taking over the service via its acquisition of NTL back in 2006."

I received that letter, but I'm confused by the NTL reference. Here, it was United Artists -> Telewest -> Blueyonder -> Virgin Media, and webspace (with no capital) was provided as part of the package all those years ago.

Was a capitalised webspace something special that NTL offered, with the webspace provision of the alternative route to Virgin Media eventually being mopped up into it?

(Not that it matters: Never used it. Just curious.)

Microsoft's done a terrible job with its Windows 10 nagware

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Re: Now, if they could deliver Seven of Nine also...

I was going to question the use of Seven of Ten - but then I realised that with Microsoft, there is no Nine!

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Not optional

"Since launching Windows 10, our #1 customer support request has been 'how do I get my avoid this upgrade."

“We’ve been using notifications from the task bar to inform people when their upgrade is ready. We are evolving our notifications to be more approachable unavoidable and hopefully make it clear that resistance is futile.”

“Users that have turned off the GWX app or disabled notifications in settings will not see this recent change, nor will Windows Professional users - and we need to assimilate them as well.”

There. Fixed it for them.

I beg you, please don't back up that secret directory full of photos!

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Re: I have to say I'm a bit frustrated here

"All those years of IT support for mates and some acquaintances and I have never, ever found anything even remotely racy on any of them."

I can say the same. Almost.

I have only ever seen one photograph on someone else's computer that I wish I could unsee.

That someone else was a relative, and the picture was a webcam shot of him standing with his shirt lifted and trousers and underwear down. Presumably taken for a dodgy dating site, or a webcam conversation with a six foot biker dude pretending to be a woman. Or something.

Microsoft adds 'non-security updates' to security patches

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Re: Stating the Obvious

"The problem is the IE engine is also used in other applications. So if you don't patch it, you may be vulnerable even if you don't use IE to browse the web."

Indeed. When I went through the updates, I saw 3139929 was for IE, but let it install even though I don't use IE precisely because of other stuff using the engine.

And, as the article suggests, I didn't notice the sneaky payload those bastards at MS added to it - but even if I had, I'd still have let this one install because of the above. Catch 22*.

* Until I have time to sort out a spare machine, install a suitable Linux variant on it, and either find suitable equivalents of all the software I need, or ensure I can get existing stuff running.

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Re: It didn't happen to me

"You have proper update systems in place to stop it happening. I am in an office with 18 Windows and 2 Apple PCs and this doesn't happen here. Why? Because they are all configured correctly. The issue here isn't Windows but the IT department behind that persons company,"

Your "I'm alright Jack, so everyone else should be too, unless they're stupid" attitude is fundamentally flawed.

Don't forget that a business can be small enough that the people working there don't have the requisite IT knowledge, and the business itself doesn't have the budget to either have an IT department or contract someone else to look after their computers on a regular basis, instead bringing in a third party when things go wrong.

Flash – aaah-aarrgh! Patch now as hackers exploit fresh holes

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Re: Jeesh!

"Certain sites make you jump through hoops if you don't install Flash (BBC, I'm looking at you!)

The BBC now have a beta HTML5 player in operation.

Except on the (small number of) occasions I've tried to watch something on their site, I get "This program cannot be played in our HTML5 player - please download Adobe Flash Player" or words to that effect.

Umm. No thanks, BBC.

German lodges todger in 13 steel rings

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Re: Fire! Burn baby burn!

Tell the unfortunate soul that lasers will be used, then take him to the nearest swimming pool. When he looks confused, explain "That's where we keep the sharks."

Although the average Joe just wouldn't understand.

No more Nookie for Blighty as Barnes & Noble pulls out

VinceH

"I want my reading material to be mine, not some profit based company that's renting me the book for only as long as they are in business."

Calibre is your friend. Or wants to be.

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"I've come to prefer them over paper books for pure convenience,"

Ditto.

I also continue to buy real books, because I like books - but my pile of unread books is just growing bigger and bigger, because my ebook reader is massively more convenient. In some cases, I do have both the paper and ebook - usually where I've decided I want to read an old book I have once again, but my library is generally different in e and paper forms.

What I'd like to see happen is a repeat of what Amazon did with CDs/MP3s, where if you buy the physical version, you also get to download the digital version. I suspect that's a lot less likely to happen with books, though.

If NatWest texts you about online banking fraud, don't click the link

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"NatWest’s own advice"

I regularly have to log-in to NatWest Bankline.

On logging out, there is currently a warning about 'vishing' - to see which, you need to have Flash installed.

I commented about it on Twitter, asking if NatWest were trying to be ironic.

Brit firm unleashes drone-busting net cannon

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Re: What happened to all the Eagles with frickin laser beams on their heads?

The sharks took out an injunction.

Surprise! That blood-pressure app doesn't measure blood pressure

VinceH

"This all happened because I was checked into hospital with a BP of 236 after having a migraine all night and the GP being worried about my BP being in the 180's and telling me to go to hospital to get it checked out."

Similar story. (Having not had reason to visit the doctor in many years) I woke up one morning with double vision - and a visit to the doctors later (by which time the double vision had more or less cleared) I was sent to hospital, where I spent the next few days, because my BP was at 240/140.

I've been on pills ever since to keep it steady, and I check it regularly using a Pro Logic PL100. It may not be 100% accurate, but I wouldn't even consider using a smart phone app in its place.

Facebook: A new command and control HQ for mobile malware

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"Just one more reason to stay away from block Farcebook at the router then."

FTFY

BBC telly tax drops onto telly-free households. Cough up, iPlayer fans

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Whittingdale also opened fire on ad blocking companies, comparing them to a “modern day protection racket”.

And he's right.

About the "protection" part, anyway. Ad blockers are protecting people from malvertising - as well as generally making the web a generally nicer place to be.

VinceH

"This also highlights an interesting question, previously it was the ability to receive TV that meant you had to have a license (TV and aerial) so does this mean if you have a computer and the internet you may have to pay it?"

That's what it sounds like to me. Worse, it might not just be a computer, but any household in which one person has a smart phone.

Dear Beeb: Just switch over to a subscription model and be done with it FFS.

Dirty data: Tech-heavy Thames Valley scores big in adultery index

VinceH

What they're really reporting (probably!) is "the number of accounts there are on our system from people claiming to be <wherever>"

Former Brit police IT boss cuffed over bribery allegations

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Re: Since when are you allowed to publicly state your clearance?

"Whether he is guilty or innocent it seems to me that he thinks name/clearance-dropping automatically makes him untouchable (How dare you arrest me. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?)."

That doesn't appear to be what's happening here - that's just the stuff El Reg pulled from his LinkedIn profile.

More and more Brits are using ad-blockers, says survey

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Re: The IAB wants more consumer-friendly and “lighter” ads

Quite.

I don't use an ad blocker per se, just NoScript which effectively blocks the worst, only letting through simple, static adverts served up using vanilla HTML. If [the site's own] scripts have been whitelisted, and adverts are served via the site's own Javascript, I'll see those. (I also use Ghostery for blocking trackers - but cookies are wiped at the end of every session here anyway.)

On sites that carry simple adverts that are dished up that way, therefore, I see their advertising.

So it's pretty much a case that I do see adverts that are more consumer-friendly and lighter. Sadly (for the sites) not many seem to carry that sort - though some do. Krebs on Security, for example.

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@Lost all faith Re: Same here

That merely hints at advertising working for those particular people - it doesn't necessarily mean the point made by Doctor Syntax is incorrect.

ICO fined cold-call firm £350k – so directors put it into liquidation

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Re: I'm sick of such PPI calls

"I rather suspect that the plague of PPI scammers will only end when a few of the PPI scammers meet grisely ends. I'll happily crowdsource such an event too."

Reward options:

* Make them toe the line - ten available. Pledge £20 and receive one of the PPI spammer's toes.

* Give them the finger - eight available. Pledge £20 and receive one of the PPI spammer's fingers.

* Thumbs up to this idea - two available. Pledge £30 and receive one of the PPI spammer's thumbs.

* The shoe's on the other foot - two available. Pledge £100 and receive one of the PPI spammer's feet (toes removed).

* This'll cost them an arm and a leg 1 - two available. Pledge £500 and receive one of the PPI spammer's arms.

* This'll cost them an arm and a leg 2 - two available. Pledge £500 and receive one of the PPI spammer's legs.

And so on.

Does the Internet of Things need an indie security assessor?

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"I for one will be informing all friends and relatives of the dangers these devices will present to leave them to make an informed choice as to whether they want to take the risk for the potential(still can't see this) benefit."

I for one have already been doing that for ages... and in most cases there's a very short route between the entrance in one ear, and the exit in the other.

Wee little ARM Cortex-A32 core design tugs at engineers' sleeves, wants IoT love too

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Re: Desktop

"My RapidO Ig (Cortex-A15) has 4GB!"

Show off! :p

I'll speak to you on Saturday, no doubt.

VinceH

Re: Desktop

While it only has 2 gigs of RAM, rather than 8, and doesn't run Linux, I do frequently use an ARM processor on the desktop.

NASA boffin wants FRIKKIN LASERS to propel lightsails

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@AC Re: It's true - what goes around ....

"> "by flipping it around, you decelerate at the same rate over the same amount of time."

Using what braking mechanism ?? The problem is you have the laser to get to you to whatever velocity and then no means of slowing down."

I wasn't making a suggestion for the method proposed in the article, I was - misreading and - answering the point made by a poster further up.

The misread was that where the poster said "turn it off at the halfway point" I read as "turn it around at the halfway point" - so I was pointing out the use case for a steady acceleration until halfway, followed by a steady deceleration. (And that I'd misread and mentioned turning the craft around was a part of that should indicate an assumption of an board system of propulsion - not the one the article was about.)

VinceH

Re: It's true - what goes around ....

"turn it off at the halfway point, and let deceleration take over"

That assumes constant acceleration - by flipping it around, you decelerate at the same rate over the same amount of time. That's ideal for when accelerating at around 1g*, for example, so that any occupants can experience normal gravity.

The suggestion in this article is a more rapid acceleration - getting the craft up to speed in around 10 minutes. Flipping it around half way and decelerating at the same rate would leave the craft drifting aimlessly at the half way point.

* Back of envelope calculation, hopefully without dropping a decimal place anywhere, and using the average distance from Earth to Mars - which I think is 225 million KM (obviously much closer at opposition): a 1g acceleration until half way, then decelerating the rest should take about 80 hours, and the speed at the halfway point would be 1/200 x C.

Eurovision Song Contest uncorks 1975 vote shocker: No 'Nul point'!

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Re: Somehow

"condoms are cheap enough, go and buy some"

I have a packet here that I'm thinking of taking along to the Antiques Roadshow to get valued.

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Re: Somehow

"It's worth watching to take the mick out of it."

^This.

I never used to bother with the contest - but a couple of years ago, I lined up some cans of cider and sat down to watch it, making silly comments on The Twitter as I went - and I had a jolly good laugh doing so.

I did it again last year, and will continue to do so in future.

Don't anyone suggest that it's because I'm a Billy No-Mates with nowhere to go on a Saturday night, because if you do I'll be forced to, er... nod my head.

Even Google is abandoning Google+

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Re: Didn't everbody with a clue ...

"This made me think. Google didn't exist 20 years ago. How did we ever manage??"

Pretty much the same way some of us manage now, with one difference.

Then: I didn't use Google because there was no Google; I used whatever was available to do what I needed or wanted.

Now: I don't use Google if I can avoid it, because there is a Google; I try to use something else instead to do what I need or want.

Some things are unavoidable - if I want to watch a video that's on YouTube, for example, then that's what I do. C'est la vie. It doesn't mean I can't avoid them the rest of the time (and I even block some things at the router).

A third of Brits would cough up £300 to ransomware peddlers

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Re: Backup, people!

"How do these civvies get themselves infected?"

Because until they get hit, we can advise them until we're blue in the face about how to keep their systems clean and secure - they don't see the value in it.

Plus, some people just don't want to learn.

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Re: Backup, people!

"Once you get used to decent security it becomes routine."

Agreed.

However, the problem with decent security - no matter how routine - is its price: reduced convenience. I find the average person prefers things being more convenient to more secure. This is as true in the physical world as the digital one.

New Monopoly version features an Automatic Teller Machine

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Re: Anyone working on an Ad-Blocker for board games?

"Yeah, it's called a Felt Tip Pen or Magic Marker."

Also, you don't have to pay Hasbro a penny to play Monopoly. You can make up your own Community Chest and Chance cards, and your own board. You can then put whatever properties you want on it. Play by the correct rules, but have some fun with the cards and properties (eg "You find a stash of hedgeporn and sell it to your mates - collect £10 from each player...")

Or play a drinking game version - so whenever you pass go, instead of collecting £200 (or in addition to...) you also have to take a swig of your drink, and so on.

Monopoly is fun.

The only thing that ruins it is the money - specifically, that it's cash. Some players are in too much of a hurry, and start the next move when others are still sorting money from the previous move. It's that, IME, which causes the most problems and arguments. (The easiest solution is to grab the dice between each move and don't let the next player have them until the last move is properly finished.)

Tandy 102 proto-laptop still alive and beeping after 30 years, complete with AA batteries

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That reminds me that I had a Toshiba T1000 - and it's possible that I do still have it, somewhere (probably in the loft).

The last time I remember hitting the power button on it was probably a decade ago - and it appeared to power up, though I didn't have a DOS boot disc for it. Since then, various old tat has been skipped, but I don't know if I included that computer. Next time I venture into the loft, I'll make a point of looking for it - just to satisfy my own curiosity.

(For any RISC OS commentards reading this, back in the early 1990s I used it to write the documentation for Trellis while travelling to/from places of work on the bus - using the DOS version of Pipedream.)

Samsung S7 tease suggests phone likes it hot and wet

VinceH

Judging by the end of the video, the archer was using this phone in 2013 in a run up to the event she won, and another, older archer was using one in the same year to film (or photograph) her with the medal.

Therefore, one of the new features of this model is time travel.

Google wins High Court fight with StreetMap over search results self-pluggery

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Re: More bile

Er... you can. There should be a little tab sticking out of it with an arrow pointing left. Click on that and the sidebar closes.

Sick and tired of modern Windows? Upgrade to Windows 3.1 today – in your web browser

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"It's hard to imagine the enormous leap that was Windows 3.1 now that even our smart phones run an operating system that is an order of magnitude more sophisticated."

Unless you used one of the systems that had already taken that leap before Windows 3.1 - in which case it wasn't; it was MS catching up. Others have mentioned some such systems above. For me it was RISC OS.

"But it really is the granddaddy of the operating systems and its approach still dictates desktop design today."

It might be the (great) granddaddy of modern offerings from MS, but when it came to other systems it was more like the young upstart that pushed its way through... and while doing so, noting features that might be worth nicking for use in future versions of Windows.

Open APIs for UK banking: It's happening, people

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"can you write a screen scraper to get your info from the web pages?"

If you can save the page, it should be a piece of piss to do for anyone with even a small amount of programming ability.

The annoyance is that it might not be a single page: the coding would still be easy, but it's just the chore of having to save 'n' pages to get a complete statement.

What I find more irritating is the banks (and others) describing CSV files as "Microsoft Excel format" or similar.

GSMA outlines thoroughly sensible IoT security rules

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Re: "do it right, or we won't connect your stuff"

Only problem is, this is GSM. So a device with dodgy security won't be connected through any of the networks... but will still be able to connect to the average Joe Punter's Wi-Fi, because that's down to him to control, and he doesn't understand the security implications of connecting insecure tat to his network.

Ex-TalkTalker TalkTalks: Records portal had shared password. It was 4 years old

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Re: Memo

I have genuinely never seen that before - after just over 20 years online!

It's 2016 and a font file can own your computer

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Re: Disable font downloading.

These are the settings I've just made:

gfx.downloadable_fonts.enabled = false

pdfjs.disableFontFace = true

I'd hope they cover both the above.

Drone-busting eagles to darken Blighty's skies?

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Re: Security Theatre

@ allthecoolshortnamesweretaken: I'm glad you've seen sense :)

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly...

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Re: Security Theatre

"I can also see vultures doing the job."

Okay, with you so far.

"And they could always add lasers."

You seem to be suggesting lasers without the involvement of sharks. You, Sir, are completely bonkers!

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Re: It's official.

They'll have you before the beak for that pun!

TalkTalk confesses: Scammers have data about our engineers' visits to your home

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Re: Dido's lament

I always preferred Ultravox's Lament. :p