* Posts by VinceH

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A Brit cloud biz and an angry customer wanting a refund: A Love Story

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Re: Wow!

I'd also try avoiding anything with Cloud in the name.

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Re: But a shame the full transcript wasnt published

Where the Monster Clown representative mentions that threat, I got the impression he was referring to a different email exchange - presumably the one referred to as being with Marketing.

The reason being that other references to exchange as published all describes it as "today" or "this morning" etc. Where the threat of contacting the media was mentioned it was "you have in past indicated you would..." - suggesting a previous round of contact, and that's in the same message where the Monster Clown rep mentions the previous contact was with Marketing.

IBM's quantum 'puter news proves Big Blue still doesn't get 'cloud'

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Re: Minor edit

I like it. From this point forth, Whenever I read anything on the subject of cloud, I will read that word as clown. I may very well start writing it as clown as well.

Microsoft wants devs to take notes on their families

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Re: Put down the pitchforks: this is a demonstration and training exercise

It comes to something when you have to wear a disguise to prevent your fridge from recognising you.

It's 2016 and now your internet-connected bathroom scales can be hacked

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Re: IoT - Idiots or Twats. You choose

I'm starting to realise that lots of people seem to have cheap rubbish routers that can't cope with many connected devices.

With luck, it'll people in that situation that will be first in line for idIOT / iOUT crap, and will think the devices are faulty when it's really their router that isn't coping - and the result is that word of mouth then kills this rubbish before it gets a chance to take off.

Must listen: We've found the real Bastard Operator From Hell

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Re: Almost perfect

Actually, I've just realised that I've only ever assumed it's no longer possible to put the phone on speaker and play something back.

I might have to experiment when it's not 11 o'clock at night!

If a recording can be played back while a phone call is active, this would be a good - or at least entertaining - solution to marketing calls on mobile phones.

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For the a moment there, I thought I was listening to the intro to Gary Numan's My Breathing.

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Re: Almost perfect

You could also make it less obviously deliberate by having parts in which the call seems to be picked up - but then goes straight back on hold. Snippets of office chatter.

And for real fun... many years ago, back in the old Nokia feature phone days, when a recording on the phone could be played and the caller would hear it, one prank was to have a one sided conversation recorded, ring someone, and start the playback. Then crack up at the resulting conversation. Have a section or two like that, where the recorded side of the conversation eventually gets frustrated that they aren't talking to who they thought, and puts them back on hold.

The EU wants you to log into YouTube using your state-issued ID card

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They're assuming lowest common denominators. If people have multiple log-ins, less sensible ones will adopt the same details across multiple sites.

Therefore, the obvious solution is to make everyone use the same details across multiple sites.

Getty on Google: It’s all about traffic, duh

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Re: Re I don't get it?

"Neither comes across as a saint here."

Exactly - sort of. Getty aren't helping themselves if they aren't doing something to prevent this from happening to the images on their own site such as using a suitable robots.txt entry to stop Google scraping the images in the first place.

However, there's also the problem of third parties who are legitimately using images supplied by Getty - the images on those third party sites will still be found by Google, and still offered up to people using Google, who can save and use them, just as they can now. Robots.txt on Getty's own site won't help a jot here.

It's a tougher problem - but it is part of the same one - and it's not something for which Getty are to blame themselves. Partly, it's "because of the way the internet works" - the old "once it's out there, that's it, you have no control" problem.

Google, however, could mitigate the problem to some extent: Not easily presenting the full size version would be a start. Since most people probably don't disable Javascript, where they do present images, they could use a bit of script to prevent right-click saving. Perhaps they could overlay their own watermark to advise viewers that the image may not be free to use.

Ultimately, they should force visitors to the site on which the image is hosted, rather than make it easy for people not to go there. Once there, what happens is another matter - but Google will have done their part, and not made it easy to grab images without considering rights.

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"Why buy what you can just look at / use from whatever Google turns up"

But isn't that the problem?

Google helps you look at / use stuff from Getty without you going to Getty. As per the article, with one modification:

"But Google has built the equivalent of a sweet shop in front of Getty’s store - and gives theGetty's sweets away for free, monetising it by advertising and mining your personal data as you pass through Google. The public never gets to see Getty’s sweet store. Meanwhile Getty has bills to pay, but Google uses the work for free."

"Google might be a bit naughty... Hell even downright evil is some books. But, they never pretended to be someone else's charity."

Not being someone else's charity doesn't mean they can be some kind of digital Robin Hood.

Windows 10 handcuffs Cortana web search to Bing and Edge browser

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"Windows 10 has been installing without permission."

That I'm already aware of, since it almost happened with my machine* - but here it was a case of (before I took control of updates). One happened as part of the regular update cycle, and I caught and stopped it. The other, having taken control of Windows Update, was the time when the update screen carried a big splash for Win 10 with it already ticked.

In the example given above, though, the guy was working away at the computer when it unexpectedly rebooted into the update. No 30 minute warning - just working away, then an unexpected reboot into Windows 10. Hence I'm wondering if the usual pop up appeared and he inadvertently said "Yes, please take me up the jacksie" simply by it gaining the focus while he was typing.

* Originally,I had allowed GWX onto my system on the basis that I would eventually upgrade. That was obviously before MS successfully persuaded me it was a bad idea, by way of their foot-cannon.

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Well, how about two out of the three ? (It's a couple of years old now, but still funny.)

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"I've had two customers who claim the 10 upgrade just started and then couldn't be stopped - now I'm sure they clicked a 'yes' box at some point unknowingly but that doesn't excuse forced installation..."

Where I was Monday, someone commented that afternoon that another chap's computer "crashed" that morning. When I spoke to that person (bearing in mind I'm really there for accounts purposes, not IT) he said he was just working away, when all of a sudden the computer restarted for no apparent reason, and it was now 'different'.

Glancing at his screen, it was clear he was now running Windows 10 - so probably as you say; confirming the upgrade without realising it.

(I wonder - does the pop up respond to key presses? Is it a case of it popping up while the unsuspecting user is typing away, grabbing the input focus, and if the right key is being hit at the right time, the upgrade is confirmed and goes ahead?)

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Re: "What's a Cortana?"

"The answer to the questions, What do you think of Kiera Knightly? Would you like a coffee? Would you like a copy of Windows 10?"

Hmm...

"What do you think of Kiera Knightly?"

Phwoaaaaar!

"Would you like a coffee?"

Please!

"Would you like a copy of Windows 10?"

No, shove that crap somewhere painful!

So, in summary, that's "Phwoaaaaarpleasenoshovethatcrapsomewherepainful" then?

Is that some kind of phonetic spelling to indicate how "Cortana" is pronounced?

Nearly two billion in the bank and yet this VC is slowly losing his beach-blocking battle

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Re: re: I once bought a forest

A quick search reveals that, yes, it's Andrew Ryan from Bioshock, so:

"it does sound like Ryan was based on people like Khosla."

That's probably the point being made by attributing it to him.

Microsoft's Windows 10 nagware storms live TV weather forecast

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Re: Poor IT Standards at this outfit

"You should help them out, install something better."

It has to be said (although I don't like Google) when my step dad wanted a new computer several years ago, persuading him to get a Chromebook was a sensible move - it's more than adequate for his needs. (Though for other people, mileages may obviously vary).

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Re: Small misfire by M$ leads to a Butterfly Effect...?

More likely they are putting their fingers in their ears and shouting

"LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-I can't Hear you!".

Well, given that we've long since established that's what muppets in advertising do when ad blocking is justified to them, it must well and truly prove that advertising works!

The Internet of Things edges toward a practical reality

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Yes, I was going to comment that the "big three" should be a "big five" with security and privacy being top of the list.

Also:

"He's not responsible for the server, so no 2:00am calls. And once set up, it is easy to add other devices and get them to talk to one another. And best of all, data security is handled by Samsung."

IOW: "We can ignore security and if it goes wrong, we can blame it on someone else. Yay!"

Kids racking up huge in-app bills on Kindles, Android is all your fault, Amazon – US court

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Re: Issues

"Only solution seems to be to create an eMail account for kid / friend (Kobo) with no credit card. Amazon seems to need a credit card and no way to disable small kindle book purchases via WiFi or 3G"

I bought my mother a Kindle as a Christmas present a few years ago, and her book purchases are done by me buying her gift vouchers. I'm fairly sure (but not 100%) that originally she had to put her credit card details into her Amazon account even to use the vouchers, which we removed again once each was used up.

If it was like that then somewhere down the line it has changed, though, because with the most recent one, her card wasn't necessary.

Go to Topshop, make a Bluetooth gizmo, stick it on your dress

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Re: during a month

How about pockets that act as Faraday cages?

China's Dalek-like robots fear only one terrifying nemesis: Stairs

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Re: Mutated species...

Mall cops were once humanoid?

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Has anyone opened one up to check if they contain a mutated species that previously had humanoid form?

Tokyo rebrands 2020 Olympics

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Re: The whalesong is deafening where I work...

"Plain text -

SKY ONE

That is all most people (I assume) need."

^This.

And as for the logos for each Olympics, might I suggest something that is both adaptable and will uniquely identify each games, while also easily identifying that they are indeed the Olympics? I suggest, the basic five interlocking rings, with the host city above, and the year below.

Now send me five million quid for that effort and we'll call it quits. I take cheques.

Vanity dating site BeautifulPeople popped

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Re: Confirmation is needed

Some of us automatically assume comments on El Reg are jokes until told otherwise.

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Re: Confirmation is needed

And what makes you think we readers are any better looking? We're IT geeks, after all.

Ad-blocker blocking websites face legal peril at hands of privacy bods

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Re: Ads are bad, mmkay

"The Royal Mail now has contracts for delivering bulk unaddressed mail. They really ought to be responsible for the costs of disposal and pass that on as part of the contract charges."

Quite so - and if enough people put unaddressed stuff delivered by Royal Mail into the nearest "red recycling bin" that Royal Mail kindly provides especially for the purpose*, that's what will happen.

Sadly, too many people put it in their own recycling bin, thus adding to the costs they themselves incur in the form of council tax.

* Bonus points awarded for marking the crud "not at this address"

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Re: Lots of people hate adverts...

'"This answer wins the "putting it clearly and in a nutshell award".'

I'll accept the award, but don't expect any bloody speeches!

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Re: One way online advertising might change?

"Shame really that El Reg does not give an option to hide the posts from such like you, but perhaps your boneheaded stubbornness will give them the motivation to implement such feature."

The problem with an option to hide someone's posts is that you might still see replies quoting them - so what would be needed would be an option to kill both from your feed, and that would need much better threading than we presently see on El Reg. (However, for all we know that threading might actually be there, and we only see something more limited).

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Re: Lots of people hate adverts...

"But, if there's going to be advertising, wouldn't you rather it be for something you might be interested in than for something irrelevant to your life?"

No.

The only way the advert should gain any semblance of being relevant should be because of the content of the site on which it is placed. So if I am on a site discussing science fiction, I would expect to see static/non-tracked adverts for science fiction books, DVDs, etc. and would have no objection. The adverts are relevant to me because they are relevant to the site I'm on.

If I then went to a site about fluffy bunnies, I would expect to see adverts for rabbit stew fluffy bunnies and other cute animal toys, and definitely not science fiction books, DVDs, etc.

As far as I'm concerned, the relevance should come from the content I am viewing - not from content viewed on other sites (or from previous purchases, etc, etc, etc).

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Captain! The edge of the world...

"A long time ago i took note of a series of good ads. Brits of a certain age will remember the Hamlet ads - witty and even a fragment of JS Bach. As far as I was concerned it never did them a bit of good because I've never smoked."

Yeah, they were entertaining. (And the same applies here; non-smoker).

Not buying the product because you and I are non-smokers, however, doesn't change the principal at work. In fact, I can't think of any other brand of cigar - so if I was to take up smoking, and specifically cigars, which brand am I going to initially think of?

(Whether they still exist all these years later, of course, is another matter.)

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" In fact 2 really ought to be keeping quiet about the whole thing and the only reason I can come up with as to why they aren't is that they're so full of themselves that they really think they can overcome ad-blockers."

Or they can see the writing.

The writing that's on the wall.

As far as I'm concerned, the only solution is for 3 to adopt a different business model: Either take static adverts (no scripts, no sound - animations are okay as long as they aren't stupidly large) directly from the advertisers, or take subscriptions.

2 can just go out of business.

Or mostly, anyway. Not everyone in 2 has to lose out here; there are undoubtedly some talented people doing the graphic work; they can subcontract their services out to party 1 to design those static adverts. They'll have to disassociate themselves with the knob head element of the industry.

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Re: @FF22 no one pays attention to them??

"have you ever noticed a very good ad on tv, BUT cannot remember WHAT is was advertising????"

You may not be able to remember the specific product or company the advert was about consciously but it will be embedded somewhere in your subconscious, even if not associated with the advert. That's when advertising truly works; you take notice of a good advert, and that helps the product tuck itself away into a little nook or cranny in your mind.

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Re: @FF22

"but you are simply not willing to accept even the possibility that you could be wrong."

As I keep saying about the (online?) advertising industry: fingers in ears, "LALALALALA!"

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Re: Almost enough to make me want to vote to stay in

4oD is - or was, the last time I tried to use it - broken. I don't use an Ad Blocker because NoScript pretty much wipes most advertising out anyway, and that, Ghostery, and my cookie retention policy all combine to knock tracking on the head.

However, when I last visited 4oD in an attempt to watch something (and after I'd got NoScript [temporarily] whitelisting the necessary script sources, the site played me the pre-show adverts, then the first part of the program. IIRC, it then played me the first break adverts, before putting up a message saying it was blocking me from viewing the remaining content because I was running an Ad Blocker.

After pissing around to get things working again, it played me the pre-show adverts before I could see (and therefore skip through) the first part again, then I had to sit through the first break adverts again, before continuing to watch the program.

Unsurprisingly, I've never bothered with 4oD since. If it's on one of C4's channels, if I don't manage to record it (or a repeat) I don't watch it.

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Re: Almost enough to make me want to vote to stay in

"The more they block, the more they will turn people away."

And maybe over time, the internet will be pared down to just the stuff worth having? In which case, keep it up advertisers, keep it up!

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Re: Bull?

I assume you're posting as 'Anonymous Coward' because you care about your privacy?

And yet you're criticising someone who takes steps to help you protect the privacy you seem to care about.

Or perhaps I'm wrong: You don't care about your privacy - or anyone else's for that matter; perhaps it's really that you're part of the problem: An advertising industry that thinks it can just trample over people's privacy (while also compromising their security).

Amazon attempts rule fudge to take exclusive control of new dot-words

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I'm confuzzled.

Is this article anti-Amazon FUD, or is something simply not being made clear?

Following the link, I don't see anything in the wording that could be described as a "rule fudge" that would allow it to take control of other .words (and one of the example .words near the top of the article is .book, which the article later notes is one of Amazon's anyway).

The web is DOOM'd: Average page now as big as id's DOS classic

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Re: Bloat on the web?

"And if you have a cellular internet connection where you pay for what you download, that shit adds up REAL fekkin fast."

Quite. I was using my phone as a hotspot the other week: if I wasn't blocking the shit out of everything, I would easily have gone over my monthly "unlimited" allowance in the few days I was doing this.

RIP Prince: You were the soundtrack of my youth

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Re: I've

"No denying his influence or talent, I just wish it didn't need his death to get his music actually played."

I was in an office on Tuesday and they had some local radio station or other on, and I heard Raspberry Beret. That particular play will stick in mind because of the timing, and what you say. I specifically commented on it; I don't listen to the radio all that much - mostly I think they play utter rubbish, and this was a very enjoyable exception.

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Re: Reality TV Stars

I just think "reality tv" should be banned.

'Impossible' EmDrive flying saucer thruster may herald new theory of inertia

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Magic is just technology we don't understand.

(Yes, I know what the actual ACC quote is.)

Magnitude malvertisers spew 400 attacks from abused Scot ad firm

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Quoting myself from a few weeks ago, but...

Missing paragraph from the end of the article:

El Reg contacted several advertising agencies for their views on this problem, all of whom promptly put their fingers in their ears and replied "LALALALALALALALALA!"

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Re: Go on advertisers

"These rules worked once, they can work again. Follow them, and I will turn off Ghostery and NoScript my continued use of Ghostery and NoScript won't affect you."

FTFY (but thumbs up anyway).

Tweak Privacy Shield rules to make people happy? Nah – US govt

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Re: My opinion on the last bit...

Yeah, but... if the agreements can basically be summarised as:

"We want your data and the ability to do whatever the hell we please with it - including letting our TLAs trawl through it whenever they want. Accepting this is a condition of using our services."

Then what difference does it make, really, if it's a broken Safe Harbour, a meaningless Privacy Shield, a Chocolate Teapot, or the companies undertaking the 'huge burden' of using their own contracts?

(I'm unconvinced of that being a huge burden anyway. They all have terms and conditions that we have to agree to if we want to become part of their product-base use their services - and they change them often enough. This huge burden would be just yet another change.)

VinceH

"Tweak Privacy Shield rules to make people happy? Nah – US govt"

Provide data to companies from an untrustworthy nation? Nah - Europeans1.

1. Those who understand the issues and actually give a damn, anyway - which, sadly, is probably not enough to matter.

Prof squints at Google's mobile monopoly defence, shakes head

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"The Fire Phone had a lot to be said for it. It had some real innovations, it was a perfectly promising device. However, without access to the Google Play Store, you couldn't install Facebook, or Uber, and many other apps."

Amazon's Fire Phone suddenly sounds a lot more appealing than it did before.

Sneaky Google KOs 'right to be forgotten' from search results

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Re: Forget future generations

Do we trust them?

I sure as hell don't.

Saw-inspired horror slowly deletes your PC's files as you scramble to pay the ransom

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Re: What's more shocking though...

From the oriel.io piece:

"Like regular users when we come across missing sections or errors on a website, we assume the site is simply broken. However, we forget or don't realize that our adblocker can be the culprit not the website we are visiting, and what do we do? - Go somewhere else, get frustrated, complain?"

Here, they seem to be suggesting that some websites are 'broken' by ad blockers, and that the sites themselves are not broken. It seems to me, however, that the sites themselves are very much broken if this happens, and the ad blockers are merely highlighting the fault.

Either way, it's just scare tactics. They may as well have added "think of the children" and claimed that some of these broken websites were sites for kids. And they surely missed a trick by not calling developers of ad blockers terrorists.

Incidentally, NoScript blocked the header image on that page from displaying - wondering why Javascript was needed for that, I checked. It's not an image but an 8 megabyte MP4.

Censorship FTW! China bans Paris Hilton, minor Kardashians et al

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"And this would be a problem.... how?"

That, I think, was exactly Simon's point.