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Beijing fanboi in coma after iPhone 4 shock treatment

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Re: Hmmm

At least one case seems to be down to a fake charger:

http://tinyurl.com/nb72tpf

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Microsoft admits it's '18 months behind' with Windows 8 slabs

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"The iPad will be marginalised..."

"...by Android devices. Meanwhile, Win8 devices are hoping to compete with Blackberry tablets."

Or is making hilarious claims the only way MS can think of to get publicity these days?

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The irresistible rise of the corporate app

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Re: It's a fashion statement

HTML5 may provide convergence between the app and the web site you refer to.

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US Navy coughs $34.5m for hyper-kill railgun that DOESN'T self-destruct

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Mushroom

The new "Nintendo Effect"....

Admirals wanting the weapons they played with on their games consoles. I guess it's one way to use up the bloated budget.

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What's the difference between GEEKS and NERDS?

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Mushroom

Re: Rather than consult one expert,

A classic "truthiness" post (sounds clever, but is just plain wrong). The question is one of the use of two words, particularly in popular culture, so the "experts" are indeed, the masses, statistically analysed as here. IMO.

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Review: HP Slate 7 Android tablet

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Unhappy

Re: I see more and more tourists around London capturing the sights with tablets

You "accidentally walk into them" and complain that they are inconsiderate?? Pot/kettle mate.

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Prosecutor on Private Manning's Wiki-leaks: 'Arrogance meets access'

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Re: Downvotes

@Ole Juul - if so, your comment should get as many, if nor more, downvotes I think.

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Microsoft opens kimono on Server 2012 R2 at steamy Orleans bash

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Coat

I wonder if Eadon realises that his predictable mentalist ramblings are probably having the opposite effect in terms of promoting Linux, rather like the creepy fanatics who stop you in the street promoting their religious views.

So you're saying Eadon is some king of "hooker for Linux"?

Eww!

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PC market facing worst-ever slump in 2013

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Facepalm

Re: Windows 8 not helping

Funnily though a lot of people who say their friends or parents didnt like it never actually took the time to let the people try it they just told them it was bad and moved on.

So it's not Microsoft's fault, it's down to their customers not trying hard enough??

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Happy 23rd birthday, Windows 3.0

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Coat

Re: "popular app Notepad"

It was popular because all we had was edlin before that, if for no other reason.

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Android device? Ooohhhh, you mean a Samsung phone

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IT Angle

Where's the IT angle...

...in a phone only "used for TALKING to people"?

Bet I'm an older fart than you too! ;-)

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Full metal jacket: Nokia launches new Lumia 925

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Facepalm

Phone OS wars is now even more stupid than OS wars ever was. Up and down-votes for any sort of opinion (regardless of any argument) are the Pavlovian response of the adherents of each camp.

Still, it goes a long way to paying for this site!

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Penguins in spa-a-a-ce! ISS dumps Windows for Linux on laptops

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Joke

Re: ISS has over 140 laptops on board, around 80 of which are working at any one time,

No, that's your tax-dollars at work!

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NEW ITV Player app IS HERE ... for Samsung fandroids only. Ha ha

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Megaphone

Re: ITV?

TISWAS. Was the dog's danglies.

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What work? Tablet owners prefer to slack off with their slabs

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Joke

Re: Agreed

@mmeier - plus the kids won't want to use a Win8 slab anyway!

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Apple fanbois' accidental bonking ruled too obvious by watchdog

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Facepalm

Re: Call me paranoid

And there was me thinking this was too obvious clickbait to generate much from the fan_whatevers.

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Microsoft CFO quits as quarterly results fail to sparkle

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@ Vimes

"They also seem to have got stuck in telling us what we want rather than simply listen to what we're telling them. "

The Adam Orth Twitter debacle is more evidence of this. Ballmer's arrogance has infected a generation of management at MS.

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Move over, Mythbusters: Was Archimedes an ancient STEVE JOBS?

tirk

Re: No Steve Jobs

I bet Marcellus would disagree.

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tirk
Paris Hilton

...and a non industry standard connector.

The big innovation of the the Lightning connector is that it fits either way round. For some reason I was moved to share that.

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StreetView spots possible roadside nookie down under

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Joke

Re: Dogging Down Under

Oi! Welsh <> British!!

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Scottish SF master Iain M Banks reveals he has less than a year to live

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Unhappy

Thank you IMB

You have made the last 20 years brighter, and will continue to do so for many years to come.

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Speaking in Tech: Forget BYOD, now there's Bring Your Own CODE

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Facepalm

Step 3...

...point out to PHB the inherent security risks with what you've sold him on and persuade them to fire all the employees and outsource them "to the cloud" too.

Step 5 - profit!

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Relaxed Windows 8 rules hint at smaller slabs to come

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Mushroom

Re: please could we all agree

The problem is there are many, many previously happy MS users who are faced with a sub-optimal (at best) forced replacement for a working OS, fed up with being told by AC's that Win8 is perfect in every way, when the sales figures and their own experience suggests these AC's may be figments of MS's marketing department.

So a bit of frustration is understandable IMO, in the absence of any evidence whatsoever that MS are actually listening to their customers.

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GCHQ attempts to downplay amazing plaintext password blunder

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Unhappy

Re: Sadly common in UK Gov

Ah, I forgot - when I first used it it complained that my 10 character password was too long (maximum was 8). They did at least fix that....

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tirk
Facepalm

Re: Sadly common in UK Gov

The financial system of one of my (large, public sector, UK) clients I use to manage the purchase orders they place with my company requires a password. Helpfully it informs me that it must be "at least 1 character(s) long". I have pointed this out, several times, over several months....

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Apple buys indoor mapper WiFiSLAM

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Joke

This would be seriously useful to me...

I could get my phone to remind me why I came into this room!

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Reliant on Dell for PCs? Start looking around, says Gartner ball-gazer

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Facepalm

"The involvement of Microsoft in the LBO..."

Dell may get out of the desktop & notebook business? Makes sense, MS seem to be trying the same thing after all.

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Six things a text editor must do - or it's a one-way trip to the trash

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Joke

Re: Programmer's File Editor

Nobody's mentioned it because all the Windows guys are hard at work - unlike the unemployed VI hipsters!

</skive> ;-)

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Banged-up Brit hacker hacks into his OWN PRISON'S 'MAINFRAME'

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Coat

Butlins?

I didn't realise our prisons were THAT harsh!

(Pick-pocket icon of course!)

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FIFA stages shoot-out between British and German goal line tech

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Mushroom

Less of a "shoot-out"...

More of a "bung-off" surely, given the way these things are normally decided in international football.

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'Bah, this Apple Shop is full of APPLES'

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Coat

"...they slam the phone down"

They'll be needing Apple's repair service then!

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Permafrost melt to boost atmospheric CO2 faster than thought

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Facepalm

Yes, and I've never met anyone who died from playing Russian Roulette either.

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200 million office workers gagging for a... Microsoft Surface?

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Unhappy

Re: Nothing displays until someone makes a comment

They've taken away the "Start" button? Where the hell did they get that bright idea from??

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Astronomers unravel solar system's strange energy 'ribbon'

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Coat

Re: astroboffins

Why not "skyentists"?

(With apologies to whoever I nicked that from!)

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Review: Living with Microsoft's new Surface Pro

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Joke

Re: "Liquid Metal"

Agreed. And I bet it would start malfunctioning if you hit it with a few RPG's too.

Now if it was made by Nokia....

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Fanbois rejoice: iPhone 5, iPad Mini finally jailbroken

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Facepalm

Re: @diodesign

Oh dear - SOHF much? Did you miss the "joke alert" icon? Do I really need to confess that I make my living out of Windows consultancy, and plead that I was just balancing the fanboi/droid comment??

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Joke

@diodesign

You seem to have mistyped "paid shills" as "normal people" there.

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Wikileaks reveals Icelandic FBI shenanigans

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Facepalm

Re: Well...

Yes you're right, it's of no interest that a bit scary country sent it's enforcers illegally to a smaller country, and it was hushed up. Assuming you are the tyrant of said big scary country that is.

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You thought watching cat videos was harmless fun? Think AGAIN

tirk
Happy

Re: train them to target vermin?

My cats have bought back pigeons, frogs, assorted mice and voles, several rats, a budgie and a slow worm(!). Almost always alive. Catching the buggers at 3am is no fun (especially the rats). I can only think they see me as a crap hunter that needs more practice. Especially at 3am.

Releasing a pigeon from a box in your front garden just as a curious drunk walks past gets a great reaction though ;-)

Now one's dead and the other is elderly, so mostly I get brought leaves now (really!). I guess it's the thought that counts.

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Is your Surface Pro a bit full? Slot in an SD card, it's not from Apple

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Joke

Re: There are these things called...

Whereas you'll look a real genius trying to do "proper work" on a TIKFAM abortion!

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Facepalm

El Reg *exists* to bash Apple, climate change... basically anything that will generate traffic. Sad but true, to quote Metallica.

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Worst broadband notspots in the UK named and shamed

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Windows

Re: Luxury!

Well when I were a lad we had to send a box of punch cards to the machine room before 10:00am if we hoped to get our compilation back before home time!

But if you tell kids of today, they just don't believe you!

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iPhone hangs on in US, Japan, but EVERYONE ELSE bought an Android

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Re: Wouldn't take much to spruce it up

Try the Celsius app from ITWC...

Yes, I know it's not a proper widget, more's the pity!

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Record numbers of you are reading this headline right now

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Coat

Re: deniers

Stocking up on the puns I see.

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Coat

ABC denialists!

Lewis Page will be here in a minute disputing the figures

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Office 2013 now available for some home users

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Coat

Re: Office Processional Plus?

The Emperor's New Clothes involved a procession....

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Latest Java patch is not enough, warns US gov: Axe plugins NOW

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Windows

Re: What is needed...

To misquote Homer Simpson... Anti-virus companies; the cause of, and solution to, so many of life's problems!

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Apple 'slashes iPhone 5 screen orders', tight-fisted fanbois blamed

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Sales lost to

"The Lumia 920, gathering huge momentum now."

And QPR will win the Prem this year ;-)

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tirk
Headmaster

"Even the fanboi's aren't that gullible."

Is that an iApostrophy there??

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