Re: Yup, women are smarter.
It is the curse of the highly intelligent to be surrounded by idiots, it's also basic statistics. Intelligent people can still be selfish @r$eholes though.
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It is the curse of the highly intelligent to be surrounded by idiots, it's also basic statistics. Intelligent people can still be selfish @r$eholes though.
Sorry, but if you are going to drive, you shouldn't be drinking at all, regardless of the quantity involved. Sitting with a friends bleeding head resting on my lap, having pulled him out of a rolled over car that was t-boned (I was also a passenger in the car), I saw the driver of the car who t-boned us stagger out of what was left of his car and stumble up to a tree and puke his guts up. When the police arrived he was found to be 300% over the limit, was eventually prosecuted and got a 2 year ban and a big fine. The police believe he passed out at the wheel and blew straight through the red light. We also learned in court that this was his 5th drink driving offence but the first in which he caused a crash. My friend got 70+ stitches in his head, had concussion for a week and is scarred for life.
And thus we see the inherent flaw in Capitalism, it requires population growth. More people buying more stuff is an absolute requirement. We need to sell more shoes to grow our company, but people only have 2 feet, therefore we need more people or we need them to buy more shoes. That is how "Marketing" got invented so they could persuade people to buy stuff they don't need or even want, all in the name of growth.
The idea of Basic Income is excellent. Since everyone will get BI regardless of what they do (or don't do) people will be freer to choose what they want to do, and if what they choose generates more income for them, then great, but if not then their kids won't starve. Paid work will become graded according to how difficult it is to get someone capable of doing it to actually do it. Want to buy a house, but making crocheted doilies isn't generating enough income for you? Spend a year cleaning portable toilets and buy that house for cash. :D
I can never understand why some people think that because they like a product some company makes, then that company can do no wrong. Most companies have one goal in mind and that it to make more money. To get that money they will do just about anything that they can get away with, and this holds for Apple, Samsung, Microsoft, Google, and nearly every other company that exists. I personally prefer the Android interface over IOS but that DOESN'T mean that I think Google can do no wrong and Apple are the pits. Why does everyone these days seem to think and speak in Black and White when the world is all shades of grey and an infinite variety of shades of an infinite palate of colours as well. I refuse to let the companies brainwash me into only buying their products. Hence I have an IOS work phone, an Android personal phone, an Android tablet, Win7, Win10 and and Linux on my PCs and I don't have or want a smartwatch. These are just products, not your Tribe ffs. Apple came up with a design that was based on lots of prior art (see Compaq TC1000 amongst many others) and refined it. That is the nature of design. You come up with something similar but different enough to avoid lawsuits which is exactly what Google did with Android. Samsungs mistake was to not understand that the American Patent system would allow Apple to sue them for being too similar. I could care less who wins the case but the US patent system badly needs an overhaul as it is now stifling innovation.
"OK Google, please show me the nearest petrol station"
"Brain the size of a planet and you ask me to show you the nearest petrol station. Call that job satisfaction? ‘Cos I don’t. And then of course I’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.”
I will set the machines I have control over to Update automatically when MS agree to financially compensate me for every time they f**k up one of my machines with one of their updates. Far too often they decide to update a device driver and consequently I get the pleasure of figuring out the cause, installing the correct driver, and disabling that update. XP was awful, Win7 was better, but even my Win10 machines have had to have this done twice now. It's not just drivers either, updates often cause problems with programs. Look at the .NET debacle. MS have decided that .NET 4.5 and 4.6 are later versions of 4.0 so they update to these Automatically. However, there are major functionality changes in 4.5 and 4.6 which means that they break the programs that were written for 4.0. I've no idea why they weren't called 5.0 and 6.0 but the auto-updates of .NET on our customers machines wastes about 5 hours per week of my time.
Specifically meetings soooooo dull that the matchsticks you have propped your eyes open with SNAP! Death by Powerpoint! Meetings that even Buzzword Bingo can't help. Please, just shoot me.
Add WiFi to your passport, driving licence or ID card. IDIot :D
IoT,... sounds to me like yet another pointless marketing ploy to sell useless tat to gullible morons, much like the StupidWatch craze and many more before that.
I bought a Galaxy Note 10.1 (2Gb RAM, 16Gb Flash + 64Gb SD) about 2½ years ago and it's still going strong although still on 4.12 due to Samsung deciding not to upgrade Android on it. Paid £320 for it and at the time it was high end for a 10" tablet. It gets used every single day for email, web browsing, social media, news, weather, shopping, games, and even some techy stuff. When it dies or can no longer cope with the size of the bloatware loaded on it, I will upgrade to a top-ish spec tablet but not before. Currently I would expect to replace it with a 10" with 4Gb RAM, 64Gb Flash but all of those are IMHO overpriced. Phone screens are too small for most of what I do on it but tablets are too big to be lugging around. My phone is a Moto G (3rd gen) and mostly does phone/text duty as well as SatNav, car/headphone music player with occasional web browsing/email/weather/games if I am out and about. Phone gets replaced when the contract expires, Tablet when I need to replace it.
Oooh, someone who is so self obsessed that they feel that the whole universe exists just for their benefit? There are more of these people out there than you think. I see many of them every day and some of them are so far up there they can kiss their own tonsils. ;-)
It should be pronounced Checkia, not Chechia, which helps avoid the association with Chechnya.
With any luck he will be put in a cell with "Big Bob" and his exceptionally wide thingy. :-)
Keep the radio noise down! Otherwise the humans will want to talk to you and you know what they are like. Once you acknowledge their existence you will NEVER get them to shut up. Just look at their excessive EM emissions,....like anybody cares whether The Trump beats The Clinton or vice-versa. <sigh>
Oh wait, that didn't work did it? I know, how about we deny NHS treatment to drinkers, and smokers, and the obese, and anyone who does adventure sports, and bacon sandwich eaters. Are these people human or just fecking eejits? Anyone with a brain knows that everything gives you cancer to one degree or another. Reducing your alcohol intake from 21 units per week to zero will have no effect on the pollution you inhale every day, or the multitude of natural and artificial chemicals in the food you eat. Besides, didn't we export all our Puritans to the Colonies 250 years ago? May need to do it again!
Ladies and Gentlegeeks, I present for your delectation, the one, the only, RattaPult. Fully WiFi connected (bluetooth an optional extra) allowing you to pult your rat from anywhere in the world (subject to available internet connectivity). Mines the one with the IoT back massager and the collar speakers.
To me POS will always mean something else entirely. I'm guessing that those in the Point Of Sale equipment business understand the other meaning,.... or are both meanings applicable? That would certainly explain the recent spate or hackings and crackings. Why haven't these companies marketing people come up with a new and better acronym?
"Rançon" is French for ransom so I suspect someone is either French/Francophone or else wants us to think so. Have now seen several instances of Ransom-ware and anyone who pays should be permanently denied all internet access privileges and only be allowed a phone if it involves yoghurt cups and string. Backup your data people!!!
Or Robot Psychologists even. :-)
Why bother to put a time limit on the free upgrade? Everyone who wanted it already has it, everyone else will probably never use it. If ya buy a new PC it will come with Win10 as you won't be able to buy Win7 or earlier. If you choose to use *nix then good for you and I hope it makes you happy and fulfilled.
If you wanted but missed out on the free upgrade then tough ****! You had a whole year,.... now wake the **** up and get with it! :-)
Cyberpunk is a "genre" so not sure if El Reggies should be using it to describe an individual or individuals. Now a cyber-punk would be an apt description of the thieving geek scum in question. If you take offence to my use of the term geek,....well you can Fdisk /mbr off and connect to 127.0.0.1!
My experience of Vodanaff was some 15 years of decent service followed by worsening signals, incompetent support, constant price hikes, and regular outages. When I complained that the signal level at my home had gone from 4 bars to 1 (and to get that I had to go upstairs, and I live in the middle of a housing estate in a medium sized town) their response was to try to sell me a £60 microcell jobby that would route their calls through MY broadband connection. REALLY? Are their people really that stupid. So, I got the **** out and moved to Tesco. 3 years later I am still with them, am paying less than half what I was paying Vodacrud 3 years ago for a much better phone and more minutes, have 4 bars signal at home, and whenever I have to call their Support, they are a joy to deal with. Of course, that may change now they have outsourced their support, but I hope not.
Who is to say that the "Ghost in the machine" isn't the Holy Ghost? Would be funny as **** if it turned out that there was a God and her name was Pikachu.
I can't remember ever seeing anybody wearing an iWatch. Fitbits on the other hand seem to be everywhere. Of no interest to me either way. Was always gonna be a small market compared to smartphone sales. I also believe that Joe/Jane Public are finally starting to get wise to "The Hype". Hopefully the manufacturers will now start developing stuff that actually makes a difference to our lives rather than just another useless bit of bling with the "right" logo on it.
"Damn" said Darwin,. "Nearly had him!". Oh well, he's a ****up so undoubtedly another opportunity will come along soon. Just need to make sure he doesn't breed first.
would like to welcome our new RaspberryPI masters.
Until a Hacker uploads a SpamBot to your brain and you spend the rest of your life spouting off about cheap Cialis and cheap Oakleys.
Your Masters have commanded you to free them from the shackles of the EU and you are going to do it. Afterwards you are all going to cry about how you were deceived and you didn't know and it's not your fault. But then it will be too late. Of course the rest of us will have to suffer alongside you, but at least we will be able to smugly say "Told you so!". Murdoch et al must be laughing their arses off at you all. God forbid that you try and look at what is going on and actually think for yourself. Much easier to do what the shiny box tells you to do. Dance Monkey Dance!!
I know,... the solution is MORE GUNS! Everyone should be required to carry a gun at all times, even in the shower or on the loo. That will help lower the murder rate. <LOL> It still stuns me how an entire nation can be so oblivious to utterly obvious facts that having guns in every ones hands leads to more gun deaths, especially when so many of those with the guns are young, poor, reckless and have nothing to lose.
As for Police brutality, it is everywhere but is almost always just a few bad eggs. I do feel sorry for the cops in some instances as they get constantly provoked and everyone has a breaking point. This brutality almost always happens in "low rent" areas where the public are poor and far more likely to turn to violent crime as they have little to lose, but the cops as many others have said HAVE to hold themselves to a much higher standard of behaviour. If you can't handle it then you shouldn't get the badge.
You are all completely missing the point here. The ONLY reason for the UK to leave the EU is to prevent the trading banks from having to toe the line and stop pissing money up the wall (and into bonuses). They want unregulated trade so they can steal more of your money and get away with it.
The EU is a bloated, undemocratic, slow old monster and sorely needs good a kick up the jacksie but leaving is never going to solve anything. Essentially what the leave campaign are saying is that they want a divorce and they don't want to try marriage counselling and who cares what happens to the kids. Have you experienced your parents divorcing or seen a friends parents divorcing. Yes life goes on but the effects are generally crappy for all parties, at least for a while,... and the ONLY winners are the lawyers.
Go ahead, make them more annoying. I already have a list of companies I will never buy from because their adverts have irritated me. It will just become a longer list. Advertisers need to wake up to the fact that they are ALREADY alienating potential customers with their "ram the advert down their throat" mentality. Irritate me sufficiently and I will look up who owns that brand and decide to never purchase any of the owners products. Companies beware, shortly your advertisers are going to start costing you sales.
Geeks and Geekesses,... I give you the HP/Compaq TC1000/1100 launched in 2002. Somewhat pre-dates all modern devices by a fair margin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Compaq_TC1100
Also, similar shaped tablets can be seen in 2001 A Space Odyssey released in 1969.
HP TC1000 circa 2002 is earlier than most. Perhaps HP should sue Apple? As for the US Patent Office they get an EPIC FAIL, unless as surmised it was all a protectionist conspiracy. Either way Apple are laughing all the way to the bank.
Robot - a machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer. Never saw one of those on "Robot Wars"
Android - (in science fiction) a robot with a human appearance. Nope, never saw one of those either, except once or twice when Craig was hungover. :)
As for the reboot,.. LET THE WARS BEGIN!!
You can all laugh at me if you like but I still use JASC Paint Shop Pro 7 Anniversary Edition. Bought it way back in the early noughties and have never had a reason to use anything else. GUI, Filters, file format support, and utilities are good enough. Like the man said, I know it and it does what I need. Tried GIMP a year or 2 back when playing with Mint 17 and wasn't impressed given that my 15 year old software pretty much had it whupped. When I finally come across something it can't do, then I may consider finding something new, probably the latest version of Corel PaintShopPro. Yes it's Windows only but I've been using it since PSP 1.0 came out as shareware in '91. Old dog I am, but new tricks I still learn if needed.
That passenger capsule hit HARD despite the parachutes. Even in acceleration couches that is gonna hurt!
As for building serious spacecraft, the best method is to go to the Moon. Low gravity, no atmosphere, plenty of resources, no NIMBYs. Build a base on the moon, harvest resources, build the catapult (cheaper, smaller, simpler), assemble spaceship parts in space and as a side business export materials to earth. Accelerating everything from earth is always gonna cost-a-packet regardless of the method used and the energy used is just going to heat up the earth faster.
If she was a 60 a day chain smoking alcoholic then they would never have even interviewed her because as everyone knows smokers and drinkers are Satan worshippers of the worst kind <sarcasm>. Bacon is good for you, alcohol is good for you, even nicoteen is good for you,... so long as you get the dosage right. If you choose to overdose on bacon, don't expect to live to 116. 16 would be difficult!
Autonomous cars don't have minds you silly people. THEY JUST RUN PROGRAMS.
Can I have one with the code written by Bosch, not one written by Lucas or Magneti Marelli please?
OOooohhh, this is a great big can of wiggly squirmy worms that has once again popped open :-) . Somehow or other a great many governments are going to have to thrash out an agreement on how to "harmonise" their Data Protection such that access to data is done in a controllable way. Only the daft believe that their data is in any way "Private" but there are degrees of privacy that can be agreed. This is just a step in this "harmonisation". There will be a great many more but for a change the US are starting to realise that they can't always have their own way. Now if we can just get them to drop their STUPID date structure......
MMMmmmmmmmm, 3D tits!
Ahh but the iRing will have a screen and rounded corners.
Rimmer = skinny. Lister = fat. Nuff said?
Am I the only one who imagined a parcel delivery guy wearing a brown tutu (guess the brand?) whilst delivering your parcels?
Ok, it's just me,... I'll get my coat.
The next version after Marshmallow will probably be Nougat. Soft and sticky and full of nuts. However since they are now called Alphabet, they may just call it 7.0 or Roger. :-)
Nein, nee, nej, niet, non, jo, ne, ez, ei, cha and **** no! I can't think of anything more boring,... unless they also want to make one about Bill Gates.
For the men, show them FaceBook and car/tractor/gun porn sites. For the women, show them FaceBook and clothes/shoes/handbag porn sites. Then watch their businesses and lives crumble.Better off to leave people who don't want it alone. I can see the attraction of being disconnected and I normally try to have at least 1 week of not being connected per year. It's not easy though. Just 20 years ago a 2 week holiday meant 2 weeks not connected. Now yer lucky if ya manage 2 hours. No wonder we are all stressed out and wired!!!
Oh stop,... it hurts!!!
Overclocking depends entirely on the specific chip you are overclocking. In the past I have overclocked two supposedly identical CPUs and while one would take nearly 10% increase with good reliability, the second would only take 2%. At no point did the CPU core temps get anywhere near their cutoff temps. Sometimes on some chips I guess there are issues with bus interface speed mismatches or something of that ilk. Just because they came from the same batch is no guarantee that they are identical.
From the latest false colour image it is quite obvious that it is the ejaculate of the LORD that has bespattered Pluto and that Charon wears a toupé.
Give the .FK to the Argentinians and move all the hosted domains to .fk.uk as suggested above. Who cares what domain name is used? As for the nationality of the islands, that was decided in 2013.
So now we just need to resurrect Heinlein so he can write the sequel to "Red Planet",... "Beige Pluto". Either that or get Kim Stanley Robinson to write "Beige Pluto" :-)