Excellent journalism. Well done.
68 posts • joined 20 Nov 2009
Don't be stupid dear, you'd never fit something like this in a pocket.
Hmm, that cheap Chinese dashcam was cheap for a reason...
Head of Talk Talk massively impressed by advanced camera security system.
Back in my day son, I wore a tie to take a gym selfie.
If I just cross my eyes a bit, your tie becomes fully 3D!
Latest reviews @ Reg are always well balanced.
OMG with these on it actually does BITE the hand that feeds IT!
Damn this internet banking in 3D!
I'm trying to log on, but I suspect I'm barking up the wrong tree so I'll leaf it there and visit the branch. That way I can root out the truth about how much these things cost us.
Take them off and it's like Aero theme is back!
But will it give me a full head of hair?
"OH YEAH? I'LL SHOW YOU A GOD-DAMNED LIGHTNING CABLE!"
Jesus: "6TB you say? If only I could think of an amusing caption"
Skylake eh? Well, this used be a lake...and there's the sky...bit of magic....
Second Coming to be screened live on Twitch.
Windows 10 Commandments Edition - Best on Tablets (stone)
"One more minute Dad, I'm playing Populous - it's really good."
"Mass storage? does it keep the sermon too?"
The FAT32 model will probably need to be rebranded.
Intel Thrusts their Miammary Vice into Top Gear.
Madonna keen on AMD Bulldozer version of Intel's hit SmartBra
Nice to have Intel in my face about this.
Intel: Kings of the Silicon Valleys.
Yorkshire people in shock as droves of women are goin' t'ell for smartbra usage.
"We tried to write a Linux driver, but Linux users have no idea what a bra is"
"...correct, in the presence of a Bluetooth Windows Mobile device the bra automatically locks to protect the owner from potentially making a bad choice of partner."
I.T. get mighty bitey when almighty blighty sadder adder bangs fangs on clean screen!
There once was a snake called Dwight,
Who found papers so very trite,
But then he found Reg,
Was so cutting edge,
Each article felt his bite.
Yeah, yeah, yeah very funny. You know what I really meant when I said I wanted "Snake" on my laptop.
Fang you very much.
A Meercat Werewolf Is Logged On.
Failed at final hurdle.
Sadly, her final test for Iraqi citizenship failed the "Iraq:no phobia" requirement.
"..if I could...just..turn....my head...a little more....I could bite..back.."
Re: This good be good news or bad news.....
Genius. It's not even compromise. Superb.
Re: Loving the free upgrade
How do you sleep when it costs you so much?
Loving the free upgrade
Really pleased I can upgrade from 7 to 10 for free. Delighted in fact. Might even go for it straight away.
I'm wild like that.
Until it makes 1.21GW....
I'm not interested.
..call me lazy...
I like the idea of never having to change a light bulb.
Re: Wii failed
How can anyone forget that moment in Mario Kart 64 when you fly through 3D space for miles over a river.
I swear that's where my Vertigo started...
Ahh the student years...
...they were my salad days...
Yes, I'm leaving now.
This is why they don't normally let passengers vent fluid while on the runway.
All too late
for Bruce Banner.
..represents so much. Way more than just an addition to an operating system (zzz please!)
It represented my journey from cave dweller to the hunched keyboard puncher I am now today.
I was 18 when Win95 came out. I saw it in shop windows, the start button brightly waiting for me to press it, and eventually I got to do just that on a PC belonging to a friends Dad.
I couldn't WAIT to have my own Start button.
When I got my own in 1998, I felt I had truly come of age, and also touched the future that Maggie Philbin had endlessly told me about.
XP came along and something was afoot...it had defaulted to a crayon colouring of Start button. Easily remedied mind, but a disconcerting change with age nonetheless - like ear or nose hair.
Win 7 went round. I was again irritated. JUST STOP. Leave the button alone.
Then Win 8. OMG. They only went and did it didn't they. I knew it. OMG Why me. No start button? I'm adrift. My link back to the day when I finally "made it" was gone. I hadn't even been asked. It was like when my parents decided to wallpaper my room, and didn't tell me there would be flowers on my wall. I was back to being 8 years old. No way could I take to that. I hated being 8.
Re: highly dubious
The pasted article relies on Apple having consistent design direction to disprove the validity of the photo.
I don't think they have consistent design direction.
I watch too many silly fims...
Daily EMP in the prison.
Means the staff have to work on paper :-)
Still got those fuzzy horrid trees?
Deary me. That's disappointing.
Toca2 - Bravo
Well played that man. Toca2 was fabulous.
Angry AI and tricky handling. Not seen the like since.
At least there's a light.
I recall working at Epson on customer help desk around the time they released a budget printer with no lights whatsoever.
Even at this great distance those days still seem so dark. (maybe due to lack of lights).
Re: Shows how stupid it is having one indicator that covers all possible failures
OBD II reader is your friend.
Re: The "pulsing blue dick punch of sadness"
Guy next to me is keeps looking over at me as I'm laughing myself into incontinence.