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* Posts by Dozer

28 posts • joined Friday 20th November 2009 04:30 GMT

Dozer
Pirate

Re: 13Mbit?

I live in a business / urban suburb that is close to the exchange (Subiaco WA) and I get 17 Mb. When I tell co-workers of these fabled speeds I get mixed reactions. Disbelief - wonder - excitement and hope.

Most report 2 - 8 Mb as the norm so 13Mb seems VERY high.

<- Icon, because....

Dozer
Thumb Up

"Out of Existence" message?

Have an upvote!

Dozer
Mushroom

1 in 115???

If I only got 1 spam per 115 legitimate Yahoo emails I would be one happy camper. My Spamassassin config automatically gives Yahoo 2.5 out of a needed 5 to get flagged.

<-- Because that is what I would like to do to spammers.

Dozer
Devil

"We're on an express elevator to hell - going down!"

Dozer
Pirate

As an Australian citizen I don't mind paying 10 to 20% more for products than my American / European brothers but the 100 to 300% I regularly see is a joke. The worst is when talking to the shop owner and their buy price is more than on-line inc shipping.

...they will take my parallel import out of my cold dead hands etc....

Dozer
Devil

Re: Epic Shit

I might give up a few Sunday's for this:

Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Dozer
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Re: Microsoft is restricting the software available on IT-pro hangout TechNet

"if I can fix what my dad screws up, I can pretty much fix anything."

Seems I am not the only one who runs with that theory....

Dozer
Pint

Re: There is a trust option,...

" Learning to keep quiet and smile is probably the best advice that can be given to a great number of people."

Funny you say that. I almost got an employee of the month for saying about two sentences in a client facing kick off meeting. However, one of my co-workers almost got terminated for dribbling on for thirty minutes in the same meeting.

Dozer
WTF?

@BristolBachelor

Don't worry, one of my locals is Perth, Western Australia is charging AUD$15.00 a pint!!!

Most places are about AUD$10.00...

Dozer
Thumb Up

Re: whats the issue?

True that. Does this mean that 375000 music industry job have suddenly been created?!?

http://www.ted.com/talks/rob_reid_the_8_billion_ipod.html

Dozer
Flame

Fire Warden

I recently "saved" a number of our HR babes from an overly enthusiastic toaster as a part of my duties as floor fire warden....Unfortunately I had to keep the door open for our sweaty developer as well.

Don't think that counts though.

Dozer
WTF?

Re: The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It

NOOOOOO

It DOES actually exist........how?!?

Dozer

I think you will find he is older than 30.

Dozer
Thumb Up

Re: You've got to laugh.

"Did any of you guys wonder why El Reg provided a joke alert icon?"

Apparently they didn't make it big enough...

Dozer
Facepalm

Here we go again...

It isn't as if most mail systems can't be configured to block outbound mail with more than X number of recipients! 400+ seems way too high.

Dozer
Paris Hilton

Re: Past cameos?

Or Morena Baccarin??

Dozer
Unhappy

Re: WTF?

Yep - Australian too with a number of African holiday's under my belt - and I can't see how option1 is more viable than option 2 either.

Dozer
Coat

Re: Re: Re: Eggs in one basket?

Marketing?

Dozer
Alien

Re: my brain hurts but...

This is what I was thinking. Plus the launch tube would assist with a higher muzzle velocity.

Dozer
Happy

Re: stills and video?

Because still's ripped from video are crap compared to proper still's??

Dozer
Coffee/keyboard

@ diseases....

Send the keyboard to the usual address....

Dozer
Flame

Only a little less

About 1% less at 100,000 feet

Dozer
Happy

There's always the cargo bay

Nope...Put them in the treadmill / exercise room:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/airplane_layout

Dozer
Happy

Actually the only thing I'm interested in...

...is when they pass Subiaco, Western Australia - don't much care for the rest of the continent.

Dozer
Paris Hilton

Re: Oh dear

So what is the Le Reg standard unit for innuendo??

Paris - well obviously...

Dozer
Grenade

Remember, remember the Fifth of November.

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Dozer
Unhappy

Oh the poor bastards

My sympathies to all of them...

Dozer

@Who cares?

"I dont, maybe the day will come when we stop filling kids heads with nonsense"

Actually a friend was telling me about a study that suggested that teaching kids about Santa and other myths was actually good as leaning to lie is an important social tool!!