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My TIGHT PANTS made my HUGE iPHONE go all BENDY!

mafoo
Trollface

Skinny Jeans

Finally the perfect confluence for my hatred of skinny jeans and hipsters.

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'Kim Kardashian snaps naked selfies with a BLACKBERRY'. *Twitterati gasps*

mafoo
Mushroom

Removal

Instead of just removing theses (alleged) photos of Kim whatshername from the internet, could we kindly remove all reference to her - and never mention her ever again.

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Facebook's Oculus unveils 360-degree VR head tracking Crescent Bay prototype

mafoo
Meh

headphones

I really hope those headphones are removable.

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Buying memory in an iPhone 6: Like wiping your bottom with dollar bills

mafoo
Joke

Bargin!

I remember paying £14 for a 100Mb zip disk.

The iPhones are a bargain!

PS: if you think the iPhones space is at a premium, look at the retina iPad mini. £80 for an extra 16Gb

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Oh noes, fanbois! iPhone 6 Plus shipments 'DELAYED' in the UK

mafoo

From china

Its worth noting a well, that because local stocks in the uk are already allocated (probably all to shops), the "dispatch date" will be the date the pallet with your iPhone on it leaves china. So it can take over 7 days to get here. QQ

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Slough isn't fit for humans now, says Amazon. We're going to Shoreditch

mafoo
Mushroom

Which is worse?

Slough / Shoreditch

I honestly don't know which is a worse place.

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Look! Look at me! We do wearables, mobile stuff too! says Intel today

mafoo

skylake /me stroked chin

Given their inability to stick to their release schedule for the last 3 years, I'm taking everything they are saying with a small mountain of salt.

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Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media

mafoo
Joke

Parody Exemption

Parody exemption is the way to go!

All footballs replaced with roonie's head!

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Twitch rich as Google flicks $1bn hitch switch, claims snitch

mafoo
FAIL

humm

The internet is going to be angry.

Can't wait for people to have their twitch streams taken down by automated copyright infringement bots -_-

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Will Microsoft devices sit happily on a single platform?

mafoo
Meh

Fat Binaries

I really hope they don't push fat binaries - then again this is Microsoft, so vivre Le Bloat!

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Overclocking to 5GHz? We put Intel Devil’s Canyon CPU to the test

mafoo

sigh

I wish they would stop keep pushing back their roadmap.

This is a patch on the haswell chips that fixes their heat dissipation issues.

We were meant to have broadwell by now <saface>

Im still waiting for Skylake before i upgrade my sandy bridge...

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#YO_NO! Messaging app 'Yo' gets hit by hackers

mafoo
Joke

one word..

fail

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Salesforce slings software for … sigh … wearables

mafoo

Oh god no

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YOSEMITE GLAM: Apple unveils gussied up OS X

mafoo
Joke

i can die happy

screw everything else, I CAN FINALLY HAVE A BLACK MENU BAR!

{weeps tears of joy}

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Google staggers toward BEEELLION-dollar Twitch gobble - report

mafoo

Because videos of games on youtube worked so well

[ Sorry, the content has been blocked due to copyright infringement ]

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FTC: OK Facebook, swallow WhatsApp – but NO selling people's data without permission

mafoo
Unhappy

/sigh

Of course the FTC has no power to stop Facebook requiring users to accept an updated terms of service (that allow them to resell data) in order to continue to use the app.

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Facebook swallows Oculus VR goggle-geeks. Did that really happen?

mafoo

Re: Oh cock

Farmville... in 3D

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mafoo

NOooooOOoooo

Facebook! WHY! MUST! YOU! DESTROY! EVERYTHING! WE! LOVE!

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New WebCL toolkit hooks browser apps into GPUs – and that's not good news for Apple

mafoo
FAIL

Silly headline

Remember how everyone said HTML5 was going to destroy the appstore?

Website require the app is downloaded every time you want to run it, mobile apps are stored on the device. That is the major advantage.

Thats why about 30% of the popular non-game apps on the appstore are just JS/HTML in a app wrapper a-la phonegap.

This will just mean that phonegap apps can have pretty graphics - not that browser apps will suddenly decimate mobile apps - although some nefarious websites might try and harness your GPU for a giant bitcoin mining grid :P

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Psssst. Don't tell the Bride, but BBC Three is about to be jilted

mafoo

You troll, you

Russell Howard good news? That alone justifies the channel :P

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German freemail firms defend AdBlock-nobbling campaign

mafoo

/sigh

Its so much easier to just put up a message, like ITV has, saying "We need advertising revenue. Please dissable adblock to continue to use this page."

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Beta tasting: The Elder Scrolls Online preview

mafoo

Terrible combat

My experience from playing the first 12 levels of the game was the the combat (meele at least) was atrocious.

I found it to be a rehash of tired MMO idoms with dull questing and sub standard fighting. A massive dissapointment after being exposed to the refreshing take GuildWars 2 brought to the format.

I've heard that the endgame is meant to be a lot better - but I CBA to grind to the end and I'd rather save my monthly fee for steam sales.

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Chicago man lobs class-action sueball at MtGox

mafoo

Have fun trying to achieve anything in japan as a non-resident foreigner.

Not that he filed in Japan...

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MtGox takes heat as reasons for Bitcoin FAIL surface

mafoo

Not MtGox's fault

This isn't MtGox's fault as the article implies, its a flaw in the bitcoin transaction protocol that allows transactions to be duped and hijacked - and thus effects all exhanges.

I'm guessing that someone tried to/successfully pulled off a rather large heist and MtGox had to foot the bill for it.

Their radio silence when they shut down trading causing bitcoin's value to bomb (allong with the russian announcement), was unfortunate but is entirely understandable given the nature of the exploit.

Cant help but think the author of this article should have put in a bit more research. Here's what the bitcoin development team had to say in relation to MtGox: http://www.businessinsider.com/bitcoin-developer-responds-to-mtgox-2014-2

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Bitcoin value plunges as Mt.Gox halts withdrawals and Russia says 'nyet'

mafoo
Joke

Worse

Its on a computer, THAT MEANS IT CAN CRASH !!!!!!!

<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>

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Ditch IE7 and we'll give you a FREE COMPUTER, says incautious US firm

mafoo
Coat

Rasputin

WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIE! IE!

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Redmond researchers profile Skype scammers

mafoo

No email verification

I just had someone sign up for a skype account using my email address.

Turns out, they don't require email verification to set up a new account associated with an email address.

Might be a prudent first step.

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Facebook's monster PHP engine ready to muscle into ARM server chips

mafoo
Coat

Only one question...

Is it optimised for my raspberry pi?

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To fel with you! There's an NSA spook in my World of Warcraft

mafoo
Coat

Second Life

This revelation has the terrorists quaking in their fur suits

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The Shoreditch STARTUP SCENE is a load of TRIPE: And that's why it's GREAT

mafoo
Joke

Shoritch

This song is still a perfect summation of shorditch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

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Bitcoin value breaks $1,000 barrier in FRENZIED HYPEGASM

mafoo

Value

It strikes me that theres something amusing about bitcoins:

If they keep on going up in value, then who the hell is stupid enough to spend them.

But is no one actually buys stuff with them... then its just a commodity - not an actual currency.

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Doom god John Carmack teleports from id Software to VR upstart Oculus Rift

mafoo
Trollface

Doom 4

I bet he looked at what's happening to doom 4 development, /facepalmed, and said "this is the new duke nukem forever, isnt' it - I'm going to go do something cool"

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Shiny doodad blog Engadget clubbed with Reddit banhammer

mafoo
Coat

Re: not exactly holier than thou

alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die

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Email-sniffing Linkedin Intro NOT security threat, insists biz network

mafoo
WTF?

track record

Linkedin has such a good track record with their users security. They even salt their password hashes now!

Im definatly going to trust them with my email !

[/sarcasm]

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Internet Explorer 11 BREAKS Google, Outlook Web Access

mafoo
FAIL

Standards compliant

IE 6 is dead!

LONG LIVE IE 11!

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Microsoft store staff to hold all night vigil for Surface 2

mafoo
Coat

Re: Pitbull photo

Dirty dancing....

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AMD details new low-bucks, high-oomph graphics cards

mafoo
Boffin

Rebranding

Its worth noting that all except the 290 are rebraded 7000 series cards.

the 280x for example is a 7970 with a slightly lower power draw.

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BOOGIE BALLMER: Steve Dirty Dances at tearful Microsoft leaving do

mafoo
Facepalm

Re: Video

I found video:

http://www.theverge.com/2013/9/27/4779036/exclusive-video-steve-ballmers-intense-tearful-goodbye-to-microsoft

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mafoo
Alert

Video

I demand video proof.

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Apple blings up new iMac with latest Intel chips, next-gen Wi-Fi

mafoo
Devil

Re: New Option

What, like my corsair c70 with an asus sabertooth MB and hydro h110i cooler and radeon HD graphics card?

Its pretty easy, and it works pretty much flawlessly - more flawless than windows sitting on the other disk. ;)

...and that apple sticker i got with my iPod stuck on the bottom of the case makes it "apple branded" hardware... doesn't it? :D

The only thing is you need access to a mac to buy and download the OS to a usb stick to install it.

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mafoo
Meh

Mobile Graphics

Its disappointing to see them go with Mobile graphics again, and desktops shipping with half a gig of VRAM is pretty wtf in this day and age.

Spec wise its almost an upright laptop with a larger screen.

<sadface>

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New iPhone sells out, millions in hands of lucky fans, Cook cock a hoop ...

mafoo

Cardinal Sin Reg

"Some 11 million people have now used Apple's new iRadio service, with the most popular song being Hold On, We’re Going Home by American rapper/singer Drake. "

Tsk tsk, calling a Canadian an American.

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Google proposes eye-tracking ad-tracking

mafoo
Coat

Google suggests...

Google glass recommends for you:

100% pure breast, chicken nuggets.

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Xbox One users will have to pay extra for Skype and gamer-gratifying DVR

mafoo
WTF?

Power Brick

Wait a sec, the thing is the size (and style) of an 80's VCR - and STILL requires an external power brick the size of a, err, brick.

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New Year's resolution: Don't use Instagram, it'll sell YOUR photos

mafoo
Angel

Re: If i upload something that i don't own

>what happens when facebook sell it?

You're liable :P

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Guatemalan judge orders McAfee released from detention

mafoo

told you so

"After his release, 67-year-old McAfee told reporters, "I'm free. I'm going to America." He said he plans to catch a flight to Miami.

Guatemalan immigration officials have already escorted McAfee to the Guatemala City airport."

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mafoo
Facepalm

We all know what happened

/cough/ bribe /cough/

No doubt he will be on a private jet to america before not to long as the Guatemalans look the other way.

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Autonomy founder attacks HP fraud charges with new website

mafoo
FAIL

fail both ways

Either way, HP have failed big time. If they did inflate value their company by 9 times its value, then HP's due diligence was woefully inadequate. If HP has managed to destroy the business in the relatively short time they've owned it - that too is a masive fail.

We all thought the purchase was pretty over valued - seen as a desperate move on HPs part to reposition itself in the corporate services sector, along with the announced closure of its hardware business.

So i recon that its a bit of both, and HP is just going from one misjudged cockup to another.

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Assange: Google, Facebook run 'side projects' for US spooks

mafoo
Devil

Old news

This is old news, what's a better story is how easy access to private and public social media made the secret services lazy and drop the ball a few years back.

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Job ad seeks devs to work two hour days in Australia

mafoo
Facepalm

erm

this is a 2+ month old news item... is the news that slow at the moment? How about.... erm.... mcaffee cooking freebase bath salts and murdering someone (allegedly) for a new story?

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