3365 posts • joined 16 Nov 2009
Re: 100 per cent of working malware ..
No, quite a lot of it's aimed at Flash or Acrobat Reader.
Re: The females in the house have this request:
> Boys should sit to pee just like girls.
Nonsense, that's just a colossal faff.
The correct solution is to kneel before the throne. Everything's at the perfect height.
Re: Things I wish I had
19 exists, it's just not legal - alpha‑methylphenethylamine.
Presumably it's illegal because it works.
Re: you've got to be kidding, 4pages of windging about phones.
Working spellcheck - oh wait...
Re: Platoooooo0n - HALT!
> especially wheelchair equipped taxis
Trying to get a wheelchair into Google's noddymobile looks like a right laugh for a disabled person.
Re: Might consider this
> Interesting fact of the day: Microsoft have NEVER released ANY product that has worked properly. That's a 100% failure rate
Intellimouse Explorer 3.
You lose, good day, sir.
Re: Bar Transport
> Or for young people who are too stupid and irresponsible to drive safely
Young people often drive too fast but for causing accidents, you need look no further that the person who think doing 34mph in a 60mph zone is safer and more sensible, without considering drivers actually using the road responsibly arriving behind them from a corner only to find the equivalent of a jogger in the way. Throw in a somewhat fast and loose interpretation of the use of indicators and you have a hazard that will crawl serenely through the chaos they have caused, shaking their heads at all those dangerous drivers and their accidents that you see just everywhere these days.
I've never understood why old people drive so slow. It's bizarre when you think about it - they haven't got a lot of time left. Me, I'd have my foot down. What's the worst that can happen? Death? Hey, I'm going to do that pretty soon anyway, right?
Re: 2560 x 1440 on a 5.5" phone
It's probably a cost thing. Okay, your 5" screen has a resolution of 2560x1440 but that's a 5" screen, with 12 square inches of space and even then, it's probably the single most expensive bit of the phone. Now scale up that expense to a 17" diagonal where you're looking at (d^2/2) 144.5 square inches...
Whole different kettle of mackerel, ain't it?
> I personally like the 2.3Ghz Quad-Core CPU. If that is anything like my Desktop CPU, then it should be quick indeed! + a whole 3GBs of RAM....
It is nothing like your desktop CPU.
Re: Ah, the smell of propaganda in the morning
Was this under Thatcher? If so, they had a point.
Best phone ever made. But I prefer my V3i because it's a tank.
Thought I was getting old
I kept seeing articles about home automation and thinking "why? What exactly is the point?" Asking Google "Why should I automate my home" got me a load of crap about showing off to your friends by switching your thermostat on from the pub - sorry, my friends don't impress quite that easily.
But leaving the house one morning and absently thumbing the car key fob did suggest one seriously bloody useful application - the central locking house.
Not from somebody with Apple's track record on "all proprietary all the time" though.
Re: So where are the Whiteknighting MicroSoft Shister-Team
> If and, when MicroSoft blesses both Apple and, Google with its Nokia goodness.... It doesn't mean jack shi--
Microsoft do not own HERE mapping services - those remain a part of Nokia. Please try fact-checking before spitting ill-informed froth all over the forums.
Dude. I was quoting the article.
All this is true (if unformatted) but HP today is sadly not the HP of the mid-90s.
And even then they tended to try to push HP-sUX before linux.
> Linux unhooked the enterprise data centre from its reliance on Windows and saw companies run both OSes.
Given the thrust of the article, it's ironic that before IBM really put its weight behind linux, Windows wasn't much of a big deal in the data centre. Solaris, on the other hand...
Re: Stupid bureaucrats
> In fact - shall we do it? Forty of us putting a tenner in would pay this fine.
I'm in. How do we go about it?
Having initially missed the typo, I just spent three fruitless minutes seeing if that phrase would work in Iambic Pentameter thinking Mr Dabbs had done something clever.
Re: Fixed it for you.
Are you suggesting that Apple and Google pay tax?
We get a whole lot of Osama bin Linux jihadis around here.
Re: Believe me - would I ever lie to you?
Unless I've read it wrong, the MS lawyer's commentary is on papers unsealed by a court. So you can always go look at those papers and see who's lying, if it suits you to do so.
> 3- Security: by this reasoning, desktops and laptops should move all to Linux, right? WP is "secure" because it does not have yet a decent user base to exploit. Make it popular and will be as unsafe as Android or Windows. Make Linux as popular as Windows is today and you'll see a raft of security vulnerabilities appearing from nowhere.
While security by low market-share is certainly a factor, WP8.x uses a sandboxed apps model which isolates applications from each other and the guts of the OS, much like iOS does and like Windows RT apps do. This means it's inherently less vulnerable to attack than anything where a privilege can be escalated, such as Win32, linux or Android.
I didn't quite understand your point about #2 either. If standardizing on a certain model Lenovo or Dell on the desktop is fine, why is standardizing on an HTC 8X or Lumia 720 not fine?
Re: Just needs one test case
I dunno. You remember that woman in Bristol who got murdered and somebody from the Daily Heil decided her landlord looked a bit funny, declared him guilty and his life was ruined despite being later fully proven innocent?
The problem is that the public don't read followups and retractions, which is why media organizations are so happy to print them. All you need is the initial smear and that's it, damage done.
> I'm old enough to remember British Rail and although we didn't use it much as a family I do remember it being part of the standard repertoire of every comedian
I'm old enough too, and yeah, it wasn't great. However, while a bit shit, it was also affordable. Cheap, even. It could certainly compete with an equivalent journey by private car.
At peak times, the current train system would have trouble competing with a road journey by gold-plated limousine. It squeezes the commuter dry and then cries to government for subsidies which (inflation adjusted!) add up to more than the cost of the old British Rail.
Re: Good Thing (TM)
> How come the UK (with a much smaller network) can't do that?
Probably because actual data on how badly the services are run would impact franchise costs and reduce the subsidies that every franchise operator collects.
Or, short form - "privatisation". Thanks for that one, Tony Blair.
OTT = data = money.
See title. If this kind of broadcast can be done via operator subscription rather just gobbling your data allowance, it might even succeed.
> The anti-chromebook shills are pretty fast and furious - someone/somecorp must be worried.
Not really. What you're seeing is the same as Sun/Oracle pushing thin client computing got -in fact, it's fairly similar to what Windows RT gets (if a lot less hate-filled) although at least that does come with an offline productivity suite - with side of "Yeah, I totally want Google to know everything I do, think, say and look at, not".
Nobody was worried back then, either.
You don't want one? You really don't want one?
Oh well, pack up your stuff, everyone. Major Ebaneezer Wanktrollop doesn't want one so there's no point.
Sarcasm-free version - since when did anyone care what you want?
I think it's a little beyond the pale to inform a fellow commentard that his position in favour of rehabilitation over punishment is due to attempting to hide a criminal past.
I have no record, for the record.
Further a trip to the naughty step for identifying such libel as libel is poor moderation at best and laziness or partisan at worst. I note that broad insults are "dogging" are absolutely fine, though.
Good for you, Gaz. Good for you. What a champ you are.
Re: It's a preview...
MOST people don't go around telling other people what they're allowed to like. And Windows Phone 8 != Windows 8, in case you didn't know.
It rather looks as if you didn't.
Re: Get your tin-foil hats here -- at these prices I'm cutting my own throat
> I beleive the origin of 'trolling' is that of a method of fishing where something shiny is dragged through the water to see what gets hooked.
Re: Whats the matter?
> You’ll get email alerts whilst driving, but you won’t be able to read them until you’re stopped or at traffic lights.
From now on, all spam will be titled "DANGER - OVERHEATING. IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED".
Re: "Locking it down: Steps to Oracle database security"
Oh, grow up.
There's no NoSQL functionality in SQL Server, it is equally vulnerable to malicious bastards in the outside world and reliant on a decent DBA to lock it down - remote debugging against SQLCLR is otherwise a nightmare of Gojira proportions waiting to happen - and it costs a lot of money. Nowhere near as much Oracle, granted, but still, money.
PostgreSQL is a fine database which has several advantages. Stop being a dick.
And for the record, I like SQL Server a lot. I'm working against it right now and it's a pleasure, unlike Oracle. But PostgreSQL is also pretty nice to work with.
Enough fanboy wars, please. Leave those to the morons in the phoneOS and console threads.
With my dev hat on for a second...
One of the primary purposes of Oracle seems to be preventing data from ever escaping by any means, especially applications coded against the database.
The desk-nutting fury that setting up an initial connection to an Oracle instance can create - "Now install Java and run the wizard which doesn't work! Now go back to tnsnames which also doesn't work! Fuck you, windows dev!" - is one of the biggest reasons why so many business no longer tolerate the bloody thing.
Re: The proper way to handle DRM
> Be surprised when you discover that it's broken
Well, they did go with Adobe...
@h4rmony - clearly I've just insulted a moderator (somehow) so thanks for keeping the sentiment alive.
Re: Popular commands...
Yes, but only to the extent that everything you do in Chrome is tracked. Or possibly less.
Assume that they're counting how many enemies are killed - with each kill, a counter is incremented on a server somewhere (or an Azure instance). Nothing there to indicate that this statistic can be linked to the user account of the gamer that made the kill.
Paranoia may be a useful trait in this day and age but given that the XBone doesn't advertise at you beyond the level of the 360 - ie, generic "Promo! Get stuff cheap!" ads that are identical whichever account is logged in - there doesn't seem to be any benefit to MS in cross-referencing this kind of data.
Re: Dilbert - Wally
That's like saying you should be ashamed of needing to drink.
There are always bugs.
Re: Debate worthy of a playground
> Westminster should know that the relentless tide of shouty, hyperbolic bullshit, with that sour underscent of panic, is not helping their case.
au contraire, old boy. If Scotland secedes, the Tory majority in England and Wales would be unstoppable. Their campaign is working perfectly.
It's the only thing that makes me uneasy about an independent Scotland, as an Englishman. Every instinct screams "you don't like it? You hate us? Then fuck off and pay your own university tuition and we'll see how long that lasts" but Tory majority forever... that's a concern.
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