3333 posts • joined 16 Nov 2009
You don't want one? You really don't want one?
Oh well, pack up your stuff, everyone. Major Ebaneezer Wanktrollop doesn't want one so there's no point.
Sarcasm-free version - since when did anyone care what you want?
I think it's a little beyond the pale to inform a fellow commentard that his position in favour of rehabilitation over punishment is due to attempting to hide a criminal past.
I have no record, for the record.
Further a trip to the naughty step for identifying such libel as libel is poor moderation at best and laziness or partisan at worst. I note that broad insults are "dogging" are absolutely fine, though.
Good for you, Gaz. Good for you. What a champ you are.
You're either the best troll I've seen in weeks or you're a fucking psycho and you should be locked up.
EDIT - or you haven't got pubes yet. The young are sadly inclined to extremes. Some go for soppy veganism, you've gone for fascism.
> The primary purpose of the CJS is punishment.
I am glad I do not live in your little world.
Here in reality, the purpose of the CJS is to prevent and discourage crime by removing offenders from the population and rehabilitating them so that they do not offend again.
This is not a vengeance-based society, much as the Daily Hatemail and most politician scum would like it to be.
Re: It's a preview...
MOST people don't go around telling other people what they're allowed to like. And Windows Phone 8 != Windows 8, in case you didn't know.
It rather looks as if you didn't.
Re: Get your tin-foil hats here -- at these prices I'm cutting my own throat
> I beleive the origin of 'trolling' is that of a method of fishing where something shiny is dragged through the water to see what gets hooked.
Re: Whats the matter?
> You’ll get email alerts whilst driving, but you won’t be able to read them until you’re stopped or at traffic lights.
From now on, all spam will be titled "DANGER - OVERHEATING. IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED".
Re: "Locking it down: Steps to Oracle database security"
Oh, grow up.
There's no NoSQL functionality in SQL Server, it is equally vulnerable to malicious bastards in the outside world and reliant on a decent DBA to lock it down - remote debugging against SQLCLR is otherwise a nightmare of Gojira proportions waiting to happen - and it costs a lot of money. Nowhere near as much Oracle, granted, but still, money.
PostgreSQL is a fine database which has several advantages. Stop being a dick.
And for the record, I like SQL Server a lot. I'm working against it right now and it's a pleasure, unlike Oracle. But PostgreSQL is also pretty nice to work with.
Enough fanboy wars, please. Leave those to the morons in the phoneOS and console threads.
With my dev hat on for a second...
One of the primary purposes of Oracle seems to be preventing data from ever escaping by any means, especially applications coded against the database.
The desk-nutting fury that setting up an initial connection to an Oracle instance can create - "Now install Java and run the wizard which doesn't work! Now go back to tnsnames which also doesn't work! Fuck you, windows dev!" - is one of the biggest reasons why so many business no longer tolerate the bloody thing.
Re: The proper way to handle DRM
> Be surprised when you discover that it's broken
Well, they did go with Adobe...
@h4rmony - clearly I've just insulted a moderator (somehow) so thanks for keeping the sentiment alive.
Re: Popular commands...
Yes, but only to the extent that everything you do in Chrome is tracked. Or possibly less.
Assume that they're counting how many enemies are killed - with each kill, a counter is incremented on a server somewhere (or an Azure instance). Nothing there to indicate that this statistic can be linked to the user account of the gamer that made the kill.
Paranoia may be a useful trait in this day and age but given that the XBone doesn't advertise at you beyond the level of the 360 - ie, generic "Promo! Get stuff cheap!" ads that are identical whichever account is logged in - there doesn't seem to be any benefit to MS in cross-referencing this kind of data.
Re: Dilbert - Wally
That's like saying you should be ashamed of needing to drink.
There are always bugs.
Re: Debate worthy of a playground
> Westminster should know that the relentless tide of shouty, hyperbolic bullshit, with that sour underscent of panic, is not helping their case.
au contraire, old boy. If Scotland secedes, the Tory majority in England and Wales would be unstoppable. Their campaign is working perfectly.
It's the only thing that makes me uneasy about an independent Scotland, as an Englishman. Every instinct screams "you don't like it? You hate us? Then fuck off and pay your own university tuition and we'll see how long that lasts" but Tory majority forever... that's a concern.
Will there be an event with a big voiceover?
that says "Shamefur dispray! Commit sudoku!"
*disclaimer - I love Japan and even went so far as to learn the language and customs when out there because of this, but Total War : Shogun 2 voiceovers are still funny.
> Regulating cow farts to control the greenhouse effect?
Not this again. Cows don't fart (although some gas is passed with faeces). They burp. It's the four stomachs thing. Get a faceful of cow-belch and you know about it.
My old man was a dairy farmer. I grew up working with cattle. Sometimes, cows eat too much fresh grass or silage that hasn't stopped fermenting and the back two stomachs gradually fill with gas and then you're going to have to pierce the abdominal wall and stomach to stop them dying in agony - not a thing that would happen if they could just fart it out.
The smell when you do this is unbelievable, but hey, it saves lives.
Re: Windows Server 2008?
The article says Amazon use Win2K8, not Microsoft. I believe MS are using Win2K12 R2.
Re: Three new offerings from MS
All of these are already offered by Adobe and Oracle are competing heavily with them via Java. I think that particular market's too packed for Microsoft.
Re: R'ftxahuan 'a'tun ..
Great. Bing! Translate, now with Aklo.
> it's so poetic!
if you find beauty in spittle, maybe.
Re: Araf (*)
As an Englishman who often visits Wales, I've had some success in convincing American tourists that the Slow Araf is in fact a land mammal related to the hedgehog, a shy and nervous creature which, like the Slow Loris, does not move quickly and is therefore in constant danger on busy roads. One particularly gullible specimen even swallowed the proposal that the penalty for squashing a Slow Araf is the amputation of a toe, which is why so many Welsh bus drivers limp.
Obviously, you never see a Fast Araf. Quicker than the human eye....
Re: Microsoft Access
Or they left it out as it's cruel and unusual punishment of data.
Re: Microsoft asks "What would you do if you have unlimited computing power?"
I think lottery results would probably be involved.
Re: As long as it's proper Windows
> Using Windows RT is not the "sensible way" given that its a lame duck platform.
I'd be prepared to accept your argument if it had been reasonably demonstrated that Windows RT is any more of a lame duck platform than, to take a random example, MacOSX.
One can certainly be sure that RT-compatible programs are far more widespread than OSX programs since anything compiled for WinRT will run on it and also on full-fat Win8. Okay, it doesn't have 91% of all desktop market share - yet - but higher than OSX does.
Re: As long as it's proper Windows
> That's great and you could do exactly the same with any number of Android tablets or iOS.
Not with AD security and saving to the internal Sharepoint server, I couldn't.
Well, I probably could but to do so would be orders of magnitude more complex that it is with the Asus.
Whoop de doo, I could use Android for it is the saviour and healer of all ills hooray! Or I could do it the sensible way because, y'know, not a fucking idiot.
Re: As long as it's proper Windows
> If they push out another shitty RT device then it will die on the spot
I disagree. Right next to me I have an Asus Vivotab Note 8 which I use extensively with OneNote MX (the RT version) to take notes in meetings and to scribble systems diagrams that I can save and share with the rest of the team instantly.
The only thing I ever use the desktop for is file management and (specifically) selecting media at home on my personal server to run over the network.
Provide a decent file manager and Office RT and I'd probably never use the desktop again on that tablet. It's a colossal pain in the arse on an 8" screen anyway, even with the stylus.
The extra battery life RT offers would also be handy.
Re: I can't imagine Tizen being successful
They do have a problem, though.
Without a good email service, a bloody good Search service, a good mapping service (preferably offline) and excellent media sales and streaming, how smart is the phone anyway? Probably mapping is the most difficult of these to supply.
They of course have the option to use Google services and rivals are available such as Microsoft and Nokia's HERE stuff, which does not belong to MS. But using those would surely create revenue streams for Nokia and/or MS which is simply swapping one potentially brutal dictator for another.
It's a tough one.
The wildcard is probably China, as always. Baidu search, HERE maps, Weibo messaging might create a decent set of services without becoming too beholden to any one in particular.
I guess we shall see.
Re: I'll just leave this here...
> AC for good reason
AC because you're Bob Vistakin peddling the same old lies again?
Re: Oh dear..
> Exactly, once open source and other 'free' software is the norm, you aren't going to have anything LIKE the profit you can get from hardware.
Oh, is it the Year of Linux on the Desktop again? Already?
Or is that next year? What, next year as well? How optimistic of you.
Re: "one that we have never heard of"?
One that Fred Wilson's never heard of is probably Microsoft.
Si si mi
for the illuminating glimpse of the Asian markets.
Good luck in your future endeavours, Phil.
Re: I worked in France
One takes the occasional break. Health & Safety at work regulations demand it, as does my sanity.
You sound like the kind of manager who does nothing but wander around all day yelling for other people to be productive.
I worked in France
Programming for BNP Paribas.
Nobody could stand the sight of anybody else in the programming team. Uniformly male and not exactly comely, partly due the permanent expressions of anger and hatred induced by working with Siebel.
The project office manager was pretty fine though, despite the constant miasma of earwax-melting perfume that surrounded her.
the inevitable Bob Vistakin claim that nobody else ever has downtime.
According to the Big Brother Watch website, he is not related to Eric Pickles in any way.
Re: What a load of hogwash
Google pledges to stop beating wife at weekends.
Re: .NET is evil
Downvote but no response because you can't name one.
Re: In other news...
It is a software framework, yes. And MS use it themselves to build all the software that runs on their software platform.
I don't see why this notion is hard for you.
Re: .NET is evil
Name one .NET attack vector. Just one. I'll wait.
Re: Ah yes....
At the enterprise level, if you don't pay for support for your open source software you're a damn fool who deserves everything he gets.
The "it costs money" argument is only valid at the home user/enthusiast level.
Please leave it at home.
Re: I often
You can still bulk-buy dried goods like rice and pasta and non-perishables like oil.
I make regular use of Costco for this purpose.
A really good implementation of a wrist-borne interface might be the only thing that would convince me to Apple products, assuming they integrated nicely.
And didn't need the foul malware that is iTunes.
Re: Well, it was only a matter of time......
Or maybe they could find somebody else to do the forking and host the appstore for them. Microsoft are (hilariously) in a position where they have both of these available.
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- OnePlus One cut-price Android phone on sale to all... for 1 HOUR
- MARS NEEDS WOMEN, claims NASA pseudo 'naut: They eat less
- UNIX greybeards threaten Debian fork over systemd plan
- Back to the ... drawing board: 'Hoverboard' will disappoint Marty McFly wannabes