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Look, pal, it’s YOUR password so it’s YOUR fault that it's gone AWOL

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Having initially missed the typo, I just spent three fruitless minutes seeing if that phrase would work in Iambic Pentameter thinking Mr Dabbs had done something clever.

Dammit.

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Expulsion from Garden of Steven: Apple staffers tossed out of Fruit Loop

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Re: Fixed it for you.

Are you suggesting that Apple and Google pay tax?

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Microsoft swats away FBI request for Office 365 subscriber data

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Re: Office

We get a whole lot of Osama bin Linux jihadis around here.

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Re: Believe me - would I ever lie to you?

Unless I've read it wrong, the MS lawyer's commentary is on papers unsealed by a court. So you can always go look at those papers and see who's lying, if it suits you to do so.

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HP's $1bn 'Linux for the cloud' dream: Will Helion float?

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> Linux unhooked the enterprise data centre from its reliance on Windows and saw companies run both OSes.

Given the thrust of the article, it's ironic that before IBM really put its weight behind linux, Windows wasn't much of a big deal in the data centre. Solaris, on the other hand...

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Apple vows to squash iMessage SMS-KILLER

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pardon?

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Concerning Windows Phone and its relevance to the larger business

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> 3- Security: by this reasoning, desktops and laptops should move all to Linux, right? WP is "secure" because it does not have yet a decent user base to exploit. Make it popular and will be as unsafe as Android or Windows. Make Linux as popular as Windows is today and you'll see a raft of security vulnerabilities appearing from nowhere.

While security by low market-share is certainly a factor, WP8.x uses a sandboxed apps model which isolates applications from each other and the guts of the OS, much like iOS does and like Windows RT apps do. This means it's inherently less vulnerable to attack than anything where a privilege can be escalated, such as Win32, linux or Android.

I didn't quite understand your point about #2 either. If standardizing on a certain model Lenovo or Dell on the desktop is fine, why is standardizing on an HTC 8X or Lumia 720 not fine?

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Web firms, DON'T PANIC: The Euro Google 'right to be forgotten' isn't a problem

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Re: Just needs one test case

I dunno. You remember that woman in Bristol who got murdered and somebody from the Daily Heil decided her landlord looked a bit funny, declared him guilty and his life was ruined despite being later fully proven innocent?

The problem is that the public don't read followups and retractions, which is why media organizations are so happy to print them. All you need is the initial smear and that's it, damage done.

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BRITS: Wanna know how late your train is? Now you can slurp straight from the source for free

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> I'm old enough to remember British Rail and although we didn't use it much as a family I do remember it being part of the standard repertoire of every comedian

I'm old enough too, and yeah, it wasn't great. However, while a bit shit, it was also affordable. Cheap, even. It could certainly compete with an equivalent journey by private car.

At peak times, the current train system would have trouble competing with a road journey by gold-plated limousine. It squeezes the commuter dry and then cries to government for subsidies which (inflation adjusted!) add up to more than the cost of the old British Rail.

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Re: Good Thing (TM)

> How come the UK (with a much smaller network) can't do that?

Probably because actual data on how badly the services are run would impact franchise costs and reduce the subsidies that every franchise operator collects.

Or, short form - "privatisation". Thanks for that one, Tony Blair.

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TV body seeks attractive mobile operators for mutual action replays

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OTT = data = money.

See title. If this kind of broadcast can be done via operator subscription rather just gobbling your data allowance, it might even succeed.

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More chance you came a cropper on a UK road than bought a Chromebook this year

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Re: Hmmm...

> The anti-chromebook shills are pretty fast and furious - someone/somecorp must be worried.

Not really. What you're seeing is the same as Sun/Oracle pushing thin client computing got -in fact, it's fairly similar to what Windows RT gets (if a lot less hate-filled) although at least that does come with an offline productivity suite - with side of "Yeah, I totally want Google to know everything I do, think, say and look at, not".

Nobody was worried back then, either.

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Windows Phone Live: Microsoft's plans for enterprise on mobile

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You don't want one? You really don't want one?

Oh well, pack up your stuff, everyone. Major Ebaneezer Wanktrollop doesn't want one so there's no point.

Sarcasm-free version - since when did anyone care what you want?

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Google CAN be told to delete sensitive data from its search results, rules top EU court

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Re: @TopOnePercent

I think it's a little beyond the pale to inform a fellow commentard that his position in favour of rehabilitation over punishment is due to attempting to hide a criminal past.

I have no record, for the record.

Further a trip to the naughty step for identifying such libel as libel is poor moderation at best and laziness or partisan at worst. I note that broad insults are "dogging" are absolutely fine, though.

Good for you, Gaz. Good for you. What a champ you are.

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@TopOnePercent

You're either the best troll I've seen in weeks or you're a fucking psycho and you should be locked up.

EDIT - or you haven't got pubes yet. The young are sadly inclined to extremes. Some go for soppy veganism, you've gone for fascism.

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Re: @JimmyPage

> The primary purpose of the CJS is punishment.

I am glad I do not live in your little world.

Here in reality, the purpose of the CJS is to prevent and discourage crime by removing offenders from the population and rehabilitating them so that they do not offend again.

This is not a vengeance-based society, much as the Daily Hatemail and most politician scum would like it to be.

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Microsoft issues update for buggy WinPhone 8.1 mega-update

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Re: It's a preview...

MOST people don't go around telling other people what they're allowed to like. And Windows Phone 8 != Windows 8, in case you didn't know.

It rather looks as if you didn't.

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Re: "and once you load the preview, there's no way to revert to an earlier version of the OS."

Indeed. A full walkthough (including links to the Nokia Software Updater for Retail) is here

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BEAM ME UP SCOTTY: Boffins to turn PURE LIGHT into MATTER

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Re: Get your tin-foil hats here -- at these prices I'm cutting my own throat

> I beleive the origin of 'trolling' is that of a method of fishing where something shiny is dragged through the water to see what gets hooked.

Trawling, shirley?

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Re: Whats the matter?

Bacon.

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Toot-toot. Intel pulls up in the connected car of the FU-TURE-TURE

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> You’ll get email alerts whilst driving, but you won’t be able to read them until you’re stopped or at traffic lights.

From now on, all spam will be titled "DANGER - OVERHEATING. IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED".

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Locking it down: Steps to Oracle database security

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Re: "Locking it down: Steps to Oracle database security"

Oh, grow up.

There's no NoSQL functionality in SQL Server, it is equally vulnerable to malicious bastards in the outside world and reliant on a decent DBA to lock it down - remote debugging against SQLCLR is otherwise a nightmare of Gojira proportions waiting to happen - and it costs a lot of money. Nowhere near as much Oracle, granted, but still, money.

PostgreSQL is a fine database which has several advantages. Stop being a dick.

And for the record, I like SQL Server a lot. I'm working against it right now and it's a pleasure, unlike Oracle. But PostgreSQL is also pretty nice to work with.

Enough fanboy wars, please. Leave those to the morons in the phoneOS and console threads.

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With my dev hat on for a second...

One of the primary purposes of Oracle seems to be preventing data from ever escaping by any means, especially applications coded against the database.

The desk-nutting fury that setting up an initial connection to an Oracle instance can create - "Now install Java and run the wizard which doesn't work! Now go back to tnsnames which also doesn't work! Fuck you, windows dev!" - is one of the biggest reasons why so many business no longer tolerate the bloody thing.

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BuzzGasm: Cloud Internet Of Stuff As-A-Service!

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Missed one

Gok-Wan-as-a-Service.

It's inevitable.

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FSF slams Mozilla for 'shocking' Firefox DRM ankle-grab

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Re: The proper way to handle DRM

> Be surprised when you discover that it's broken

Well, they did go with Adobe...

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Microsoft throws Kinect under a bus, slashes Xbox One to $399

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Re: Meh.

@h4rmony - clearly I've just insulted a moderator (somehow) so thanks for keeping the sentiment alive.

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Re: Popular commands...

Yes, but only to the extent that everything you do in Chrome is tracked. Or possibly less.

Assume that they're counting how many enemies are killed - with each kill, a counter is incremented on a server somewhere (or an Azure instance). Nothing there to indicate that this statistic can be linked to the user account of the gamer that made the kill.

Paranoia may be a useful trait in this day and age but given that the XBone doesn't advertise at you beyond the level of the 360 - ie, generic "Promo! Get stuff cheap!" ads that are identical whichever account is logged in - there doesn't seem to be any benefit to MS in cross-referencing this kind of data.

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Patch Tuesday: Adobe outdoes Microsoft, swats 18 bugs in latest update

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Re: Dilbert - Wally

That's like saying you should be ashamed of needing to drink.

There are always bugs.

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Tick-tock, Jock: Dock schlock for mock-stock in ad-hoc shop squawk

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Re: Debate worthy of a playground

> Westminster should know that the relentless tide of shouty, hyperbolic bullshit, with that sour underscent of panic, is not helping their case.

au contraire, old boy. If Scotland secedes, the Tory majority in England and Wales would be unstoppable. Their campaign is working perfectly.

It's the only thing that makes me uneasy about an independent Scotland, as an Englishman. Every instinct screams "you don't like it? You hate us? Then fuck off and pay your own university tuition and we'll see how long that lasts" but Tory majority forever... that's a concern.

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Sony bosses will return bonuses as firm preps for BILLIONS in losses

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Will there be an event with a big voiceover?

that says "Shamefur dispray! Commit sudoku!"

*disclaimer - I love Japan and even went so far as to learn the language and customs when out there because of this, but Total War : Shogun 2 voiceovers are still funny.

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Internet of Stuff: Cleaner washing, more milk ... fewer COW FARTS?

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> Regulating cow farts to control the greenhouse effect?

Not this again. Cows don't fart (although some gas is passed with faeces). They burp. It's the four stomachs thing. Get a faceful of cow-belch and you know about it.

My old man was a dairy farmer. I grew up working with cattle. Sometimes, cows eat too much fresh grass or silage that hasn't stopped fermenting and the back two stomachs gradually fill with gas and then you're going to have to pierce the abdominal wall and stomach to stop them dying in agony - not a thing that would happen if they could just fart it out.

The smell when you do this is unbelievable, but hey, it saves lives.

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Virtually yours: Microsoft unveils Windows-as-a-service

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Re: Windows Server 2008?

The article says Amazon use Win2K8, not Microsoft. I believe MS are using Win2K12 R2.

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Re: Three new offerings from MS

All of these are already offered by Adobe and Oracle are competing heavily with them via Java. I think that particular market's too packed for Microsoft.

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Mae Microsoft yn addysgu Swyddfa, Bing, siarad Cymraeg*

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Re: R'ftxahuan 'a'tun ..

Great. Bing! Translate, now with Aklo.

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> it's so poetic!

if you find beauty in spittle, maybe.

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Re: Araf (*)

As an Englishman who often visits Wales, I've had some success in convincing American tourists that the Slow Araf is in fact a land mammal related to the hedgehog, a shy and nervous creature which, like the Slow Loris, does not move quickly and is therefore in constant danger on busy roads. One particularly gullible specimen even swallowed the proposal that the penalty for squashing a Slow Araf is the amputation of a toe, which is why so many Welsh bus drivers limp.

Obviously, you never see a Fast Araf. Quicker than the human eye....

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Re: Microsoft Access

Or they left it out as it's cruel and unusual punishment of data.

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Microsoft TechEd 2014 keynote, Q&A liveblog: What went down in TX

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Re: Microsoft asks "What would you do if you have unlimited computing power?"

I think lottery results would probably be involved.

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Microsoft hints at smaller Surface

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Re: As long as it's proper Windows

> Using Windows RT is not the "sensible way" given that its a lame duck platform.

I'd be prepared to accept your argument if it had been reasonably demonstrated that Windows RT is any more of a lame duck platform than, to take a random example, MacOSX.

One can certainly be sure that RT-compatible programs are far more widespread than OSX programs since anything compiled for WinRT will run on it and also on full-fat Win8. Okay, it doesn't have 91% of all desktop market share - yet - but higher than OSX does.

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Re: As long as it's proper Windows

> That's great and you could do exactly the same with any number of Android tablets or iOS.

Not with AD security and saving to the internal Sharepoint server, I couldn't.

Well, I probably could but to do so would be orders of magnitude more complex that it is with the Asus.

Whoop de doo, I could use Android for it is the saviour and healer of all ills hooray! Or I could do it the sensible way because, y'know, not a fucking idiot.

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Re: As long as it's proper Windows

> If they push out another shitty RT device then it will die on the spot

I disagree. Right next to me I have an Asus Vivotab Note 8 which I use extensively with OneNote MX (the RT version) to take notes in meetings and to scribble systems diagrams that I can save and share with the rest of the team instantly.

The only thing I ever use the desktop for is file management and (specifically) selecting media at home on my personal server to run over the network.

Provide a decent file manager and Office RT and I'd probably never use the desktop again on that tablet. It's a colossal pain in the arse on an 8" screen anyway, even with the stylus.

The extra battery life RT offers would also be handy.

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What's Android Silver? Samsung preps Tizen mobes 'for Russia, India'

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Re: I can't imagine Tizen being successful

They do have a problem, though.

Without a good email service, a bloody good Search service, a good mapping service (preferably offline) and excellent media sales and streaming, how smart is the phone anyway? Probably mapping is the most difficult of these to supply.

They of course have the option to use Google services and rivals are available such as Microsoft and Nokia's HERE stuff, which does not belong to MS. But using those would surely create revenue streams for Nokia and/or MS which is simply swapping one potentially brutal dictator for another.

It's a tough one.

The wildcard is probably China, as always. Baidu search, HERE maps, Weibo messaging might create a decent set of services without becoming too beholden to any one in particular.

I guess we shall see.

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Bill Gates: Sell off Bing? Nah. Xbox? Maybe...

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Re: I'll just leave this here...

> AC for good reason

AC because you're Bob Vistakin peddling the same old lies again?

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Re: Oh dear..

> Exactly, once open source and other 'free' software is the norm, you aren't going to have anything LIKE the profit you can get from hardware.

Oh, is it the Year of Linux on the Desktop again? Already?

Or is that next year? What, next year as well? How optimistic of you.

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PEAK APPLE: Mystery upstart to hurl iLord from its throne 'by 2020'

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Re: "one that we have never heard of"?

One that Fred Wilson's never heard of is probably Microsoft.

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