3138 posts • joined 16 Nov 2009
Re: But do the puffers still stink?
Can't speak for the technoganja, but e-cigs don't smell. At all.
Some flavours can have a whiff about them them but since this is often along the lines of coffee, vanilla or - as mentioned - gummy bears... deal with it?
If you buy the lawn-mowing robot, you own the lawn-mowing robot.
Please, there's only so much doom&gloom anyone can take seriously.
Re: Thirteen hundred quid?
What if you've got £1300 now but you have absolutely no idea whether you're going to continue to have £SUM to pay a gardener for the five-ten year life of the mower?
It's also smaller than a big-ass petrol mower so easier to move around and will not become redundant with a smaller lawn. Electric charging means it's way more convenient, too.
I'm also in the market.
I discovered a few years ago that when you have hayfever, even a tractor-mower is a bloody chore rather than fun.
Considering that FON absolutely never works without demanding money, I'd guess probably not.
Wow, a visitor from 1998!
Here's £50. Buy me some Apple shares and I'll give you 10% when you arrive in 2014 for the second time.
Re: What puzzles me ...
Oh, you triggered my ex-farmworker from Wiltshire -
They represent about a day's work when you have to mow the bloody field.
I don't mock ISIS in case Archer comes round and shoots me.
Rubber dinghy rapids, bro.
But women are a majority.
Is it just me or is anyone else finding FF30.0 utterly unusable? Since the "upgrade", I can open exactly one page. Any attempt to do anything on the page - click, scroll, anything at all - or open a second page results in the browser hanging and then (eventually) a full CTD.
OS Win7 32bit at work. At home on Win8.1.1 64bit and on debian it's fine.
Microsoft's pricing regime is a little odd
One of those games where you wish everyone could lose.
BT, TalkTalk, OFCOM....
There is simply no benefit to actual people whoever wins.
Re: effort [..] required to manage a fleet of Windows machines
It does indicate that you would no longer have to upgrade crappy old applications for, for example, supported operated systems.
Need to run something that was coded for IE6/ActiveX ?
You have these choices:
1. Kill yourself.
2. Upgrade it at [X] cost.
3. Stick with XP because of this one application, with all that entails.
4. Use Citrix and pay 24/7 static costs or host it yourself.
5. Have MS deliver it as a service.
On 4 or 5, your managers can even use the horrible MacBook Airs that they demanded because of shiny without worrying about the platform.
That could actually be worth it for Powerpoint and Visio.
Only Project Managers and architects need them all the time - for the vast majority of developers they're "once in a blue moon oh crap do I have to do a presentation?" thing or something to do pretty diagrams for a proof-of-concept/business case.
With the exception of (probably) Outlook, you could maybe say the same for all of Office. I wonder what the billing/licensing options are?
Re: Priced out
So is BoE bank rate on £1Bn enough to cover costs? That's £5m
Costs are pretty low (except for access to the ATM network and I don't know what that goes at) so let's say it is.
Is it enough to generate a profit?
My guess is not.
Also, on Tesco, Wikipedia claims -
Tesco Bank is a retail bank in the United Kingdom which was formed in 1997, and which has been wholly owned by Tesco PLC since 2008. The Bank was originally formed as part of a 50:50 joint venture between The Royal Bank of Scotland and Tesco
So I guess they're actually running an actual bank. Unlike M&S.
Marks & Sparks banking is a wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC(UK) Plc.
Terms & conditions apply, your home is at risk if you do not bend over and take it from the bank manager, may contain nuts
The issue I see is that unless you've got billions deposited with the BoE, the interest is (as you mentioned) negligible. Therefore, your only way to pay operating costs is via transaction charges.
Now, private punters don't like transaction charges and can get an account without them from one of the big rip-off artists (who make their money back on selling debt and outrageous "whoops" charges) so they can get a deal which, on the surface, looks better by staying right where they are.
Commercial interests are totally used to transaction charges, of course, but they're not going to deal with you either because... they operate in overdraft because of liquidity measures and tax mitigation. And you can't offer overdrafts if you're operating on a 100% reserve.
The only potential buyer would be the long-term savings market except you can't pay interest because what you earn is effectively nothing.
Shame, but there it is.
Re: Anyone else read the title as "Hate phone games that make you buy in-app grumble?"
Not just you.
I didn't realize the strip poker games had gone quite so far.
I think it's the juxtaposition with the capitals above it, but I keep parsing that as "redmondian turkey dog lackey", which is kind of cool, in a Monty Python Taunting way.
But I would have upvoted anyway (and did).
Which you can look at because you're downloading it and verify for yourself.
The back-end systems are a different matter, of course, but this bit literally cannot be other than legit without everyone knowing about it inside about a day.
You know, I don't really like MS very much. Not much at all, in fact. The only thing they do for me is (indirectly) keep me in work. If they went bust I'd still have work, albeit using different tools but for now they keep me in work. No, I do not work for them. I really am not all that keen on any giant multinational money machine, to be honest. None of them are my friend and none of them want to be.
I am aware that here on the Register, it can seem that I am pro-Microsoft. I am not. It only looks that way because the commentards here are so anti-Microsoft that they are, in large numbers, utterly irrational on the subject. It's an odd situation. To autoGodwinize, it's a bit like accusing Oskar Schindler of being an Elder of Zion instead of just anti-murder.
Try reading it.
Well that'll be proprietary, patent encumbered and only work with WinDOZE H8TE - fuck you M$!
There. I said it for you, you can all go home now.
Re: I harbor some darknet myself
The folders in which said pics are stored are not indexed by Google because there is no link to them.
So I'm a terrorist, right ?
In Eric Schmidt's world, totally.
Nerds throw toys out of pram.
Film at 11.
Re: Lew... That's enough
You know, that kind of sneering sounds exactly like the kind of religious fundie who, on hearing something Charles Darwin once wrote says "yes, but he's going to hell anyway".
Not coincidentally, I might add.
Re: Global Warming? @ Dr. Ellen
> We do have super computers now.
Re: Thought I was losing my mind..
I think you're being downvoted because somebody's a cretin who hates Microsoft (presumably based on a throwaway comment 13 years ago which was actually about the GPL or about IE which was happened 21 years ago and was fined 15 years ago) so much that any information they're given which does not cast MS in a negative is automagically "bad" and the giver must be a "shill" rather than somebody who, y'know, checks their fucking facts.
All that stuff was probably before your downvoter could be sure they would wake up in a dry bed, if they can now. Which is uncertain.
Re: AV for Mac
Nobody said it but somebody downvoted because they were just about to...
Re: AV for Mac
You should put linux on it because there are no linux viruses.
(Hey, somebody's going to say this without a trollface and we all know it).
Southmead Hospital Independent Trust was actually a thing until they started sending out letterheaded stuff to actual residents.
Re: Cambridgeshire Police Constabulary @rm -rf /
I believe it's absolutely the position of civil servants and police to explain what they've done, why they've done it and how it will save us money.
Also, I don't recall insulting you. "dogging" is soooooo hilarious, isn't it? What a clever fellow you are! And so mature!
One more and I shall be forced to retaliate in kind (and probably get banned for a week again but what the hell).
Re: Cambridgeshire Police Constabulary
Yes, anyone who doesn't choose an OS you prefer is clearly biased and partial.
I think the important thing here is that Edward Snowden is not important. The information is important.
Those attacking the man and ignoring the crimes (yes, crimes) might perhaps wish to consider this.
As for Fukushima, dismissing the worst nuclear disaster in a generation (and it's still ongoing) as just "background radiation" is IMO slightly deranged.
Oh fucking really.
Of course, if you prefer the BBC or Sky ambulance chasing viewing figures by running around screaming and waving their hands and interviewing Jonathan "Big Fat Vested Interest" Porritt, that's up to you. But don't try to pretend that telling us the sky is falling means that it actually is.
If that's the worst disaster in a generation, nuclear power is astonishingly safe compared to absolutely everything, including getting out of bed in the morning.
I'm posting this as an AC because I know it will be massively voted down, but the fact is (and this is not green wash), in some Reg Reader's lifetimes sea level will be 3 or 4 metres higher than it is now
[reliable citation needed]
As for Fukushima, it proved that a reactor built in the 70's that was never intended to withstand more than a third of the force of the damage which hit it can actually withstand three times that with no more than background-level radiation as an effect.
You can shout names of nuclear plants at the ignorant but this is the Reg. We know a little better.
1) Sell off the resevoirs so houses can be built on them.
2) Sell off prime agricultural land so houses can be built on them.
Will never happen. Housing supply is kept artificially low to keep house prices high (and thus, the buy-to-let 25% of Members of Parliament and the rental sector chums, not to mention the Daily Heil happy) and buy votes come election time as well as contributions from the "credit" industry.
Agricultural land is sold off for golf courses instead.
Trebles all round!
All I'm seeing here are arguments for banning cyclists or indeed anything that isn't a late 1980s Volvo.
Based on the maths, at depreciation of £600/mile, yes it's actually 42 kilometers.
Re: What? (Re classic Mini)
Go crash both into a wall or telegraph pole (or cow) at 40mph and see which one you walk away from.
Then try that again at 70mph and see which one you *still* walk away from, and which one requires several refuse sacks to collect you.
Or, y'know, don't crash into things.
Have you seen the "new" Mini Countryman? I've seen smaller Jeeps.
Re: After all this time ...
> I'm a Mint user
Really? You appear to have acquired a level of smuggery more commonly associated Mac cultists.
What, only one?
Seriously? an iWatch story and we have one self-obsessed smacktard drivelling on about how they don't wear a watch and so THERE IS NO MARKET BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ONE I AM THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN THIS UNIVERSE etc
How refreshing. There's usually at least four.
- Review Is it an iPad? Is it a MacBook Air? No, it's a Surface Pro 3
- Microsoft refuses to nip 'Windows 9' unzip lip slip
- US Copyright Office rules that monkeys CAN'T claim copyright over their selfies
- Tesla: YES – We'll build a network of free Superchargers in Oz
- True fact: 1 in 4 Brits are now TERRORISTS