Re: Come to the UK
The part where you imply any of that could remotely be construed as "enjoyable".
You MUST attend JobCentre so that they can "help" you get a job.
You MUST attend interviews they arbitrarily assign to you.
All your benefits will be revoked if you fail to meet a JobCentre appointment.
Even if the reason you don't attend is because you are attending a mandatory job interview that they arranged.
You will then starve for six to twelve weeks while they decide whether you deserve to eat food or not.
None of this shit is enjoyable and it's not exactly an IT wage either. I much prefer having a job. So does everyone else. Yes, there is a safety net. It's not a good safety net and I hope you like Food Bank food if you're recommending it. Don't pretend it's a fucking holiday and do not even dream of suggesting that people come to UK for outstanding unemployment benefits.
They go to Germany and the Netherlands for those because they, unlike you, are not idiot racist Little Englanders.
Can we have a "die in a fire" icon, please?