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Climate change will 'CAUSE huge increase in MURDER, ROBBERY and RAPE'

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Re: Time to get the calculator out

> burglarized

Ew. I know you're quoting but that's horrible. What happened to "burgled"?

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Office Online rises from ashes of 'confusing' Office Web Apps

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Re: LibreOffice

> Office Online IS free! Only Office 365 requires payment, but you get much more for your money there.

Surely mathematically speaking you get infinitely more for your money ($ = divisor) where you don't spend any?

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Re: LibreOffice

> It is hard to see why anyone would pay for Office Online instead of using Libreoffice.

Nobody would pay for it. Luckily, nobody needs to. It's free. See also - article.

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Microsoft may slash price of Windows 8.1 on cheap 'slabs

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Re: Make it free

All those metrics were what Win8 was based on. Sinofsky had a series of extremely detailed blog posts showing actual workflow and how people actually used computers every day.

One interesting result of this was that for over 90% of actual power users, the Start Menu was utterly redundant - they just type the name of the application they want to run in the Search box at the bottom of said Start Menu.

Above all else, this is what makes me think that the constant outpouring of hate for Start Screen - which works exactly the same way, ie hit the Windows key and start typing - comes from newbs who just like to talk about how awesome they are.

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Years of AWOL Windows Phone features finally show up in video leaks

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Re: Stuck in the doldrums...

> Where's the controversial bit?

Failed to criticize WP and/or use a retarded twelve-year-old's nickname like "Micro$haft", I expect.

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Re: Missed an actual selling point there, Andrew

> Windows Phone toting nerds?

Using nerd = socially inept, you can either be one of the crowd with your android or one of the other crowd with your iphone or not part of any crowd with your wp phone.

I've got an L920. A plaque on both your houses. A nice blue plaque.

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Re: Also missing......

There's hundreds of podcast apps...?

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Yes.

But shouldn't you stroking and licking some Symbian source code somewhere?

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Missed an actual selling point there, Andrew

Cortana.

Check the comments. There are iPhone toting nerds promising to smash their shinies in order to get new phones where Jen Taylor will call them "Chief".

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Antarctic glacier 'melted JUST as fast LONG before human carbon emissions'

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Meh

damn these filthy deniers and their filthy research that keeps undermining the truth of climate change!

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Toshiba Encore: The Windows 8.1 tablet that might catch on

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Re: Noted

Does it? That is interesting, thanks.

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Re: Noted

No Wacom digitizer. Have you tried drawing with a capacitative pen? Awful.

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Re: Bay Trail Goodness

> With RT, the application installation is tightly locked. So unless you have enterprise version or side load keys, apps will have to go through market place.

Which means I don't have to uninstall spyware and four billion browser toolbars from somebody's tablet.

That's a good thing.

If you don't want it, fair enough. You'll just have to uninstall your own toolbars.

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Re: A word of advice to tablet makers

I think that's down to iTunes and specifically people who already have large media libraries.

If I had a large iTunes library, I'd look at getting an iThing. Sadly, that would require WINE under debian and mean running the Windows version which is effectively malware by any sane standards anyway. Not gonna happen.

But an awful lot of people are less picky about their software than I am.

Of course, some people have Macs. But statistically, not enough people (4.8% of total install base?) to warrant the popularity of iPads.

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Re: Bay Trail Goodness

All true.

I suppose it's handy for your kids/students/computer illiterate relatives though, since good luck infecting a Windows RT box with malware.

Also.. less money.

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Re: Bay Trail Goodness

> So, why the hell are Microsoft sell peddling RT???

Because %shitload hours "normal" use, basically. Plus that also has a desktop and Office bundled and usually for less money.

*shrug*

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Hmm.

I think, on the whole the Asus Vivotab Note is a more useful affair. Same processor, same plus points, same OS but also Wacom touch panel and a stylus built into the slab.

A tablet you can actually take useful notes on? Yeah, that could sell.

Of course, call me mental but I'd actually be more tempted by a Windows RT version due to battery life. With that cut-down OS and a Qualcomm SoC I'd basically have a Kindle I could sketch on and that's tempting.

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MEPs demand answers from EU antitrust chief about planned Google search biz deal

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Re: Nice

94% of all searches use Google. That monopoly.

And don't call me a shill, you anonymous shitsock. I work for a living and use a traceable handle unlike some ACs I could mention.

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Re: Nice

This isn't about MS, much as you would like it to be, AC.

It's about whether Google are illegally leveraging their monopoly into different markets (and anyone who's been to google.com knows that actually they are) and what the Commission can do about it.

There are precedents in place for punishing abuse of a monopoly. This enquiry is all about why those precedents are not being followed.

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Re: Is There Any Other Search Engine?

It's not about search engines.

It's about (as I read across the menu bar) -

Maps, Shopping, News, Books, Flights, Apps, Finance.

And probably other things.

The issue is not about Google's search. It's about the way Google's search will offer you Google Shopping even though it's shit, at a higher point than anyone else's comparisons. It's about the way Google's search will offer you Google Finance before it offers you MoneySavingExpert.

This is called leveraging a monopoly into other markets and it's illegal.

Do try to keep up.

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Re: Nice

The nice thing about all this is that it becomes public whether or not Google bought off Almunia.

In commentard-land that would be perfectly acceptable though.

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Microsoft slaps fresh paint on code-free Windows Phone dev tool

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Re: Err...

Yep. I would be anyway, to judge from the fart apps and porn apps and website repackagers on the Google Play store.

In fact, given Sturgeon's Law, they're only overshooting by 3.4%.

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Snowden journo boyf grill under anti-terror law was legal, says UK court

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Re: That's not actually possible...

> (2) the UK doesn't have a bill of rights (in a single document)

Sure we do.

http://avalon.law.yale.edu/17th_century/england.asp

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Re: Not quite the same @Mad Mike

Did you actually read any of that?

He didn't willingly disclose it. One could argue that the police forced him into breach of the Act by forcing his disclosure. One can only commit a crime if one is not under duress.

And anyway, the only relevant bit of the Act is from 1911 and states -

"[a person is guilty of espionage if he] obtains, collects, records, or publishes, or communicates to any other person any secret official code word, or pass word, or any sketch, plan, model, article, or note, or other document which is calculated to be or might be or is intended to be directly or indirectly useful to an enemy".

(emphasis is mine)

Since nothing he carried was calculated to be or might be or was intended to be directly or indirectly useful to an enemy unless your definition of "enemy" includes "law abiding citizen of the UK" - and if it does, you and I have a big fucking problem right there - he cannot be charged under the Act.

I work with lawyers a lot at the moment.

*sigh*

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Re: Sir

@Sir Runcible Spoon

Precisely. And no extradition warrant for David Miranda has been issued even today.

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Re: Not quite the same

> He was stopped and found to be carrying information contrary to UK law

Hold on a moment.

Are you now telling me that it is illegal for some information (regardless of type) to be carried in the UK? That somebody can be arrested for carrying some files around?

We're not talking about theft here - nobody's accusing him of stealing anything. Even the charge of "handling stolen goods" generally refers to the actual bits of paper. He's not in breach of the Official Secrets Act because he never signed it.

How can it possibly be illegal to carry information when one has broken no other law?

Please, think about what you're suggesting.

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Help! Apple has snaffled the WHOLE WORLD'S supply of sapphire glass

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Re: Shame about the Edge

I'm in £10 for a death star.

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BBC: Hey, Atos, old buddy. Here's a cheque for £285m, fill your boots

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Re: Same shite, different name

not sure if trolling....

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Re: The crazy thing...

It's not cheaper, but....

Well. If you're a profit making organization, it all comes from different budgets so you have the opportunity for creative tax-fiddling. And of course, those wages and perks (and more pertinently the Employers National Insurance Contributions) are no longer your problem and the firm you've outsourced to is probably based overseas and dodging all tax from all involved nations.

Trebles and snatched disability payments all round!

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Comprehensive security in the home

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Re: what a difference a browser makes

For IE, the trick is to install Tracking Protection Lists. These kill ads from those sources and also prevent trackbacks.

MS have a decent selection here - http://ie.microsoft.com/testdrive/browser/TrackingProtectionLists/

but I would recommend that you also install Fanboy's List - http://www.fanboy.co.nz/ie.html

Personally I prefer Firefox with AdBlock+, NoScript and Ghostery but if you're in a position where IE is your only option, these TPLs can make it a whole lot less awful.

And... what does a quick search show me? Could it be true? https://adblockplus.org/en/internet-explorer

At last.

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Re: Install Linux

I can totally see that working for his phones.

Also, a linux box set up by somebody new to linux and misinformed that it is somehow inherently secure is 1000% greater security risk that a Windows box set up by a novice with baked-in Windows Defender/MSSE.

I can't really help with your problem Edwin (although ElNumbre's solution looks like a good one) since I am currently unencumbered with tablets of any sort and the Mrs can handle her own Mac stuff, thank glod. But I can definitely advise you to ignore this idiot.

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Ill communication delays NHS England's GP data grab for six months

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Re: III Communication ??

Aw mom, you're just jealous, it's the Beastie Boys.

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Re: Implied consent

Government hypocrisy?

Unthinkable!

</SirHumphrey>

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Re: Too little too late

> [if] the majority opt out then Shirley this project is relatively pointless?

How is that different from any other Government activity?

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Hackwatch

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Re: Hackwatch

Then he should bloody know better.

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El Reg gives it a wrist at MWC: From not-so-smartwatch to the selfie-taker

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In before

a bunch of retards say they don't wear watches so therefore nobody in the whole world is interested.

What? Too late?

Nuts.

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Apple Mac Pro: It's a death star, not a nappy bin, OK?

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Re: Apple's are oranges

Well, this is true.

Windows sales are down but still cover 91% of all desktop PC sales.

Mac sales are up but still cover less than 5% of all desktop PC sales.

Is this maths thing too hard for you, "Frank"?

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Re: I like it

I'm primarily a debian user (plus windows development) and I like the look of it, too.

I am concerned though that it'll have Apple's usual crippled Bootcamp drivers for anything that isn't OSX. I'm looking forward to a review which explores this probability.

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Reports pump fuel into iCar gossip: Apple in 'talks' with Tesla

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Oh great.

A highly-polished G-Whizz in aluminium and chrome with rounded corners.

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Capita and Updata ink £325m Scottish PSN deal

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Crapita, government money...

This can only end well, right?

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Google's SECRET contracts: Android lock-in REVEALED!

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@eulampios

> Meaning of this and/or any links by any chance.

Link as requested.

Of course, if Nokia do out an Android phone with HERE services that's going to stir things up a little but I have my doubts about the feasibility of that. The pundits tout this bit of hypeware as Nokia's means to run an OS on cheap hardware but you'd have real trouble finding much Android hardware with cheaper internals than the Lumia 520, and certainly none that runs as well.

Then, given the absence of Play (and its associated APIs), they'd need their own app store and apps which have been compiled without reference to Play. These days, even the games tend to reference Play - feedback, maintenance of scores, high-score table, in-app purchases, achievements etc) so I doubt if that's any kind of trivial task.

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PSST! New PCs with Windows 7 preinstalled are out there – and will be into 2015, at least

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Re: Salvaging/rescuing Windows will be the real litmus test of Nadella...

It's starting to look like Windows 9 "Threshold" will sort out your first paragraph.

I quite like the rest of your post, except for the data mining.

If you could buy a $50/year "Windows 365" and pay extra for added value stuff like, oh, I dunno, SQL Server Management Studio or whatever, plus a reduction on Office 365 prices, that would probably fly pretty well and leave MS in the business of selling software rather than selling you to advertisers. Some form of USP and differentiation from Google is required, I think.

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Re: The Nokia Android phone will be the same story

> low-end handset running Android

Yeah, those are always so well-received.

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EC officials voice doubts about Almunia's planned Google settlement deal

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Re: The Big Elephant in the room

I'm not anti-FOSS - I'm a debian user (and occasional contributor) and have been for nearly fifteen years as you'd know if you'd read my posting history instead of just shitting out accusations.

I am anti-fucktard and anyone who will promote unsuitable tools is a fucktard. Following that up with "M$" merely confirms it.

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Re: Optional

I'm consistently in favour of people using what suits them best. I don't pretend to know what that is in every case but then, the mad evangelists don't know either. They just claim to.

I'm also consistently over the "ZOMG M$ ARE EEEEBILS" that appears to afflict the idiocracy of commentards.

My consistent line is

- Google are bad news pretending to be fwuffy bunnies.

- Apple aren't as bad. They do tend to lie about what they've invented and work along a scientology basis, but still not as bad. You can always not buy an iPhone.

- Microsoft's main evil these days is that of incompetent marketing and a nightmarishly complicated corporate licensing program. Mostly harmless, if often mindboggling.

- linux is great if it's for you. It's not for most people. Especially when Google are making it into spyware.

- as dev/architect who has worked with Oracle products for many years, my considered view is that Larry Ellison hates us all. Fuck him right back.

I think that covers it.

What's yours?

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Re: The Big Elephant in the room

I just spent 5 seconds looking at your posting history.

And then I compared and contrasted with your pro-Google anti-Microsoft stance regardless of the matter under discussion. You're certainly consistent, aren't you?

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Play.com tech titan snaps up 'VoIP-tastic WhatsApp' firm Viber

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Re: Cyprus based?

They already are.

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Object to #YearOfCode? You're a misogynist and a snob, says the BBC

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Re: Project Management

Alright, 95% + 10%....

Typing too fast, didn't spot it until the "Edit" time window was gone...

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Re: Project Management

I find this a stretch.

How do YOU go about project managing a truly Agile project given that one of a decent implementation of Agile's effects is the increasing redundancy of project managers and their thrice-cursed Gantt charts?

Probably much the same way any other PM does. Draw up meeting schedules and claim to be a scrum master or whatever. 95% of project management is make-work that the dev team lead should be doing. The other 10% is project office stuff and that's actually useful when you need a new pen.

Project Management? Pay for professionals so that you get professional timewasting know-nothing bullshitters instead of those dreadful amateurs. Right?

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