3934 posts • joined 16 Nov 2009
Re: The decline of apps
> National Rail Enquiries - a rail timetable FFS, wants to watch me go to the toilet for some reason.
I suspect that's because they want to find where railway quality went in the UK. It'd be my first guess too.
Re: Surely there are two sides to the size thing?
> It would be interesting to see some comparative pictures of the top phones available when the first iPhone was released. Strange how we've all got used to carrying these huge slabs around.
I remember I had an HTC Touch at the time (smaller than iPhone) and most of my feature-phone using colleagues thought that was a bit big.
I saw one of the them the other toting a Galaxy Note.
"provided the company plays well with others"
Because they have such a great history of that.
Re: Chromosome problem?
women love Apple. I predict that the largest demographic to buy iWatches will be women in their 30s.
Re: OnePlus One
I think all of the Lumia's have an FM radio but you may have OS preferences which count them out.
Sounds like this.
Okay, the price of the handset is tucked away in tiny letters on the "Sign away your life!" page and interestingly, the total price you pay each month doesn't seem to vary (seems to be roughly £33 for everything with a decent data allowance) but you can still see exactly how much the handset costs and it's a lot.
Not quite Expensys prices but pretty close.
If they decide to "integrate" it into the Microsoft infrastructure or only develop the Microsoft platforms, then it will be a bad thing.
By shoving it onto Azure, MS can reduce the infrastructure costs to a rounding error and that means more of that $2.9bn sales revenue becomes profit.
Re: Alan Coren
I'm sure I've heard it (unattributed) from Stephen Fry.
Chuck Norris is a mad retirement-age fundie Christian who turns the other bum-cheek. My mrs could beat him in a fight.
On the whole I preferred the Robert Harris version.
“As things stand, MPs don’t appear adequately informed to vote
on future policy changes impacting entrepreneurs.
Fixed that one for you.
Re: Windows Phone is a
> Call me when Microsoft can make Windows Phone stream to a bluetooth speaker with having the audio chop out or the pairing lost, or when the phone doesn't reboot every other day, or the proximity sensor play up so you can't use the in-call numeric keypad or the touchscreen lose accuracy at the edges, or the platform has some apps, or the camera lives up to the hype it got prelaunch.., etc etc etc.
How am I supposed to call you 18 months ago?
Re: Market Share
> In the UK, market share from memory is much higher than 2.5%.
Latest figures showed 9.9% from Kantar, if I recall correctly. But I have to admit that I don't quite understand those figures. If that 9.9% of all _new_ handsets sold during the last quarter, fair enough. But 9.9% of _all_ mobile phones would be a phenomenal amount in real terms and I would find that figure suspicious.
That's one of Intel's new InternetOfStuff™ Atoms, not a full-blown Atom.
Re: with Bing
> I doubt many here have tried W8.1 on a 1Gb PC considering a)most people don't use W8.1 b)very few PCs have 1Gb RAM.
I tried it on actual hardware. An ExoPC - old-style Atom, 1GB RAM, 64GB m-SATA SSD, touchscreen, basically a netbook with no keyboard.
It runs fine. No you don't really want to try Crysis - not least because there's no keyboard and no GPU - and you probably wouldn't want to try to multitask more than 4 (desktop) applications at a time (Win8 apps are a different matter, you can go as nuts as you like with those).
This is actually the main reason why I know that most of the WindowsH8 brigade are bullshitters.
> So how many of these have secure boot locked down so they're useless?
Since none of them run Windows RT, the exact number with "secure boot locked down" is "none". It will be enabled but all have the official badges on and thus must have the facility to disable Secure Boot in BIOS.
Don't you think all this secure boot FUD has gone far enough now? Seriously?
> is compatible with smartphones running at least Android 4.3
Yeah, that's the killer. Cross-platform or no sale.
Re: You don't see people whining...
> You are joking, right?
There are two answers to that -
1. Yes, he's joking. It really doesn't try to force you to do anything and the "skip this crap" link is not hidden - it's on the same page as the "enter an MS account" dialog box.
2. He is actually Gavin Clarke and just clicked "next" rather than bother to read the text, thus believing that Win8 won't run without an MS account. It will. It does.
And all of these look pretty but I prefer my debian set up my way, thanks anyway.
I keep trying to parse it as a lambda expression
Re: Some truth to some of what they say
Disingenuous. They hash AND salt with online services, simply not with local OS level passwords (largely for historic/compatibility reasons).
That's exactly what I said, except for your pro-Apple spin.
Failure to enforce lockout after multiple failed login attempts is pathetic and there's no excuse for it.
Frankly, I hope Jennifer Lawrence sues.
As an interesting aside, Apple are saying the iCloud attacks aren't their fault because the attacks were online.
And apparently they don't lock you out after three (or even three hundred) failed login attempts.
The users are apparently securing it wrong. Not Apple. Apple are infallible.
Re: So basically, MS says ...
Having a gnarly password makes it harder to remember and relying on a gnarly password is nearly as dumb as... well... jake.
Re: I love
Russ Abbott? Showing your age...
My lad's 17 months old and a bugger for experimenting with things. He experimented with dribbling down the headphone jack on my phone, now that doesn't work. He experimented with sticking chewed toast into the charging port on 'erself's macbook Air - thank you, home contents insurance.
Now they're going to encourage him to rain happy enthusiastic destruction on daddy's workstation?
That does it. Nina and her chatty Neurons are banned in our house as of right bloody now.
And let's not shit on them for doing what is, after all, the decent thing.
MS are pretty serious about privacy. It's their major differentiator from Google's "you have no privacy, suck it" stance and as such, yes, it is worth money. But it's worth money because (and I know this may horrify you) some people like the idea of privacy and dislike the idea of somebody selling them to advertisers.
Normally I might ask whether somebody posting this kind of comment was being genuinely cynical or was only cynical "because Microsoft" but in this case, your posting history makes it all very, very clear.
Re: There is no market
Or we could just go with Occam's Razor and remember that over 25% of MPs are landlords.
Re: Dear Regina
That would be "ichi", not "haitch".
Salesdroids don't care enough to criticize it? Italians like cheap phones? It's (possibly) regarded as stylish? MS's Italian marketing agency break the usual mould by not being massively useless fucktards?
Could be any number of reasons.
Terrifying. A world saved by Morris Dancers would probably be worse than one colonized by aliens.
DISCLAIMER - I've only used Cortana. But -
>You're somewhere noisy
Type your question.
>You're somewhere you have to be quiet
Type your question
>You don't want to look like an idiot by talking to your phone
Type your question
>Also, whilst getting better, the mobile PAs aren't 100% accurate. Would you accept a keyboard which got what you typed wrong 5% of the time? Or even 1%.
Type your question.
I don't know if you can do that with Siri and Google Now, but given that you can with Cortana I suspect it's coming if not already here.
Re: Win32k Elevation of Privilege Vulnerability?
Managed code has indeed eliminated buffer overflows. However, if you're referencing win32k.sys from a managed assembly, it's important to remember that it is unmanaged code and needs manual disposal.
Of course, the actual Windows operating system is still written in unmanaged C++ and as such is irrelevant to your ignorant newb accusations anyway.
Re: Not surprising
> The biggest mistake is by programmers who choose to use C without understanding its design goals - not the language itself.
I beg to differ on the details here - programmers very, very rarely get to choose the tools they are asked to use in corporate environments. That happy task falls to "design authorities" who are usually ex-programmers promoted to their level of incompetence and too damn dangerous to be allowed near live code anymore. Sometimes those are project managers or technical leads or even the Reg's beloved CTOs (a less competent bunch would hard to imagine) but the odds against it being an actual programmer who writes code are astronomical.
Re: Not surprising
> Copying code has its drawbacks of course, but it is generally considered better to re-use code than rely on individuals recreating the same things time and time again.
We re-use through encapsulation, not copying.
Re: Why do coders fail to code for input validation
First rule (in classic banking Waterfall styleee) is actually "write what the business analyst tells you to write or they'll just make you rewrite anyway".
You carry on and blame the programmers though.
Re: Not surprising
Hold on a moment.
Java and C# are both C derivatives. Neither are susceptible to buffer overflows. Both are (now) efficiently garbage-collected.
Really, your issue appears to be the Design Authority specifying unnecessary close-to-the-metal performance languages where they're not required.
Also, if you have a problem with TDD techniques, I suggest you're either some sort of project manager who knows dick about dick or one of those legion of Reg-reading first line support wonks who only knows what his script says. But not to worry, you can always turn it off and on again, right?
Nevertheless, you could be forgiven for calling the telephone an American invention. It was born there.
Re: Oh I love my K70
I want something with a discreet backlight, otherwise I'd use the same Das Keyboard (Cherry Red switches) I favour at work.
Why a backlight? So I can type/game/whatever without having the room lights on and disturbing my family if time runs away with me.
Would you recommend the K70 or should I (as planned) go ahead with a Ducky Channel model, again with the Red switches?
(I have a RAT9 at work - totally agree regarding battery life).
Logitech products last forever
Maybe in your reality. I had a succession of Logitech gaming mice, the right-click died on all of them. Now using a Mad Catz MMO7, even though I don't play MMOs (the extra buttons are still useful) which has lasted much better and is almost big enough for my hand.
None of the others even get close.
Touch-based games all suck.
I mean seriously, the input methods are uniformly awkward and clumsy. Why does anyone play this drivel?
> Seems to me, they're among the "original" BOFHs. How are they not called out in the poll?
Answering your own questions there.
Beings of pure Light
"Fuck off, you big lamp!"
It's a shame I'm no longer allowed to call you what you are, ceayers. But it's also a Bank Holiday weekend here, so
CU Next Tuesday.
so faces with an enemy that belive that you are less than human, and it is acceptable to lie to and generally abuse you, your sugestion is to just let them be....? how did that work out for yo uin school?
can't tell if irony...
Re: Re:fanboys. We should strangle them all and improve the species.
> Er, that's you dead then.
Yeah, my Umberto Eco fandom causes endless flamewars on the Reg's forums.
(debian file/media/web server, samsung android tablet, Asus Win8 laptop, Lumia 920 and Motorola V3xx, houseful of herself's iStuff - I am no tech fanboy. I merely object to all the crap you ignorant bigots spout as if it were true).