* Posts by dogged

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Patch Tuesday: Adobe outdoes Microsoft, swats 18 bugs in latest update

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Re: Dilbert - Wally

That's like saying you should be ashamed of needing to drink.

There are always bugs.

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Google CAN be told to delete sensitive data from its search results, rules top EU court

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@TopOnePercent

You're either the best troll I've seen in weeks or you're a fucking psycho and you should be locked up.

EDIT - or you haven't got pubes yet. The young are sadly inclined to extremes. Some go for soppy veganism, you've gone for fascism.

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Re: @JimmyPage

> The primary purpose of the CJS is punishment.

I am glad I do not live in your little world.

Here in reality, the purpose of the CJS is to prevent and discourage crime by removing offenders from the population and rehabilitating them so that they do not offend again.

This is not a vengeance-based society, much as the Daily Hatemail and most politician scum would like it to be.

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Tick-tock, Jock: Dock schlock for mock-stock in ad-hoc shop squawk

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Re: Debate worthy of a playground

> Westminster should know that the relentless tide of shouty, hyperbolic bullshit, with that sour underscent of panic, is not helping their case.

au contraire, old boy. If Scotland secedes, the Tory majority in England and Wales would be unstoppable. Their campaign is working perfectly.

It's the only thing that makes me uneasy about an independent Scotland, as an Englishman. Every instinct screams "you don't like it? You hate us? Then fuck off and pay your own university tuition and we'll see how long that lasts" but Tory majority forever... that's a concern.

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Sony bosses will return bonuses as firm preps for BILLIONS in losses

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Will there be an event with a big voiceover?

that says "Shamefur dispray! Commit sudoku!"

*disclaimer - I love Japan and even went so far as to learn the language and customs when out there because of this, but Total War : Shogun 2 voiceovers are still funny.

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Internet of Stuff: Cleaner washing, more milk ... fewer COW FARTS?

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> Regulating cow farts to control the greenhouse effect?

Not this again. Cows don't fart (although some gas is passed with faeces). They burp. It's the four stomachs thing. Get a faceful of cow-belch and you know about it.

My old man was a dairy farmer. I grew up working with cattle. Sometimes, cows eat too much fresh grass or silage that hasn't stopped fermenting and the back two stomachs gradually fill with gas and then you're going to have to pierce the abdominal wall and stomach to stop them dying in agony - not a thing that would happen if they could just fart it out.

The smell when you do this is unbelievable, but hey, it saves lives.

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Virtually yours: Microsoft unveils Windows-as-a-service

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Re: Windows Server 2008?

The article says Amazon use Win2K8, not Microsoft. I believe MS are using Win2K12 R2.

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Re: Three new offerings from MS

All of these are already offered by Adobe and Oracle are competing heavily with them via Java. I think that particular market's too packed for Microsoft.

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Mae Microsoft yn addysgu Swyddfa, Bing, siarad Cymraeg*

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Re: R'ftxahuan 'a'tun ..

Great. Bing! Translate, now with Aklo.

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> it's so poetic!

if you find beauty in spittle, maybe.

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Re: Araf (*)

As an Englishman who often visits Wales, I've had some success in convincing American tourists that the Slow Araf is in fact a land mammal related to the hedgehog, a shy and nervous creature which, like the Slow Loris, does not move quickly and is therefore in constant danger on busy roads. One particularly gullible specimen even swallowed the proposal that the penalty for squashing a Slow Araf is the amputation of a toe, which is why so many Welsh bus drivers limp.

Obviously, you never see a Fast Araf. Quicker than the human eye....

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Re: Microsoft Access

Or they left it out as it's cruel and unusual punishment of data.

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Microsoft TechEd 2014 keynote, Q&A liveblog: What went down in TX

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Re: Microsoft asks "What would you do if you have unlimited computing power?"

I think lottery results would probably be involved.

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Microsoft hints at smaller Surface

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Re: As long as it's proper Windows

> Using Windows RT is not the "sensible way" given that its a lame duck platform.

I'd be prepared to accept your argument if it had been reasonably demonstrated that Windows RT is any more of a lame duck platform than, to take a random example, MacOSX.

One can certainly be sure that RT-compatible programs are far more widespread than OSX programs since anything compiled for WinRT will run on it and also on full-fat Win8. Okay, it doesn't have 91% of all desktop market share - yet - but higher than OSX does.

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Re: As long as it's proper Windows

> That's great and you could do exactly the same with any number of Android tablets or iOS.

Not with AD security and saving to the internal Sharepoint server, I couldn't.

Well, I probably could but to do so would be orders of magnitude more complex that it is with the Asus.

Whoop de doo, I could use Android for it is the saviour and healer of all ills hooray! Or I could do it the sensible way because, y'know, not a fucking idiot.

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Re: As long as it's proper Windows

> If they push out another shitty RT device then it will die on the spot

I disagree. Right next to me I have an Asus Vivotab Note 8 which I use extensively with OneNote MX (the RT version) to take notes in meetings and to scribble systems diagrams that I can save and share with the rest of the team instantly.

The only thing I ever use the desktop for is file management and (specifically) selecting media at home on my personal server to run over the network.

Provide a decent file manager and Office RT and I'd probably never use the desktop again on that tablet. It's a colossal pain in the arse on an 8" screen anyway, even with the stylus.

The extra battery life RT offers would also be handy.

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What's Android Silver? Samsung preps Tizen mobes 'for Russia, India'

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Re: I can't imagine Tizen being successful

They do have a problem, though.

Without a good email service, a bloody good Search service, a good mapping service (preferably offline) and excellent media sales and streaming, how smart is the phone anyway? Probably mapping is the most difficult of these to supply.

They of course have the option to use Google services and rivals are available such as Microsoft and Nokia's HERE stuff, which does not belong to MS. But using those would surely create revenue streams for Nokia and/or MS which is simply swapping one potentially brutal dictator for another.

It's a tough one.

The wildcard is probably China, as always. Baidu search, HERE maps, Weibo messaging might create a decent set of services without becoming too beholden to any one in particular.

I guess we shall see.

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Bill Gates: Sell off Bing? Nah. Xbox? Maybe...

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Re: I'll just leave this here...

> AC for good reason

AC because you're Bob Vistakin peddling the same old lies again?

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Re: Oh dear..

> Exactly, once open source and other 'free' software is the norm, you aren't going to have anything LIKE the profit you can get from hardware.

Oh, is it the Year of Linux on the Desktop again? Already?

Or is that next year? What, next year as well? How optimistic of you.

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PEAK APPLE: Mystery upstart to hurl iLord from its throne 'by 2020'

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Re: "one that we have never heard of"?

One that Fred Wilson's never heard of is probably Microsoft.

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Reg man says '拜拜' to Honkers, ponders Asia's future role in tech world

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Si si mi

for the illuminating glimpse of the Asian markets.

Good luck in your future endeavours, Phil.

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French software developers are all beautiful women

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Re: I worked in France

One takes the occasional break. Health & Safety at work regulations demand it, as does my sanity.

You, though?

You sound like the kind of manager who does nothing but wander around all day yelling for other people to be productive.

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I worked in France

Programming for BNP Paribas.

Nobody could stand the sight of anybody else in the programming team. Uniformly male and not exactly comely, partly due the permanent expressions of anger and hatred induced by working with Siebel.

The project office manager was pretty fine though, despite the constant miasma of earwax-melting perfume that surrounded her.

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Microsoft's Azure cloud goes a bit wobbly in West Europe

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In before

the inevitable Bob Vistakin claim that nobody else ever has downtime.

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Twitter's got a new UK public policy wonk... 'You are the product' Big Brother Watch bloke!

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According to the Big Brother Watch website, he is not related to Eric Pickles in any way.

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Google in NOT EVIL shocker: Bins student email ad scanning

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Re: What a load of hogwash

Google pledges to stop beating wife at weekends.

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Go ahead and un-install .Net, but you'll CRIPPLE Windows Server 2012

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Re: .NET is evil

Downvote but no response because you can't name one.

Lame.

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Re: In other news...

It is a software framework, yes. And MS use it themselves to build all the software that runs on their software platform.

I don't see why this notion is hard for you.

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Re: .NET is evil

Name one .NET attack vector. Just one. I'll wait.

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Re: Ah yes....

At the enterprise level, if you don't pay for support for your open source software you're a damn fool who deserves everything he gets.

The "it costs money" argument is only valid at the home user/enthusiast level.

Please leave it at home.

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Re: Yeah no kidding...

If you have no GUI and no command line (ie, powershell) what have you got except a very expensive fan heater?

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It doesn't. It does use HDD though and to be fair, there's very little in Server 2012 that doesn't use it to some extent.

Really though, all this is just the usual cretins saying "I SHOULD BE ABLE TO UNINSTALL THE PROGRAM AND IT STILL WORKS AS IF IT WAS INSTALLED WAH WAH WAH".

Yeah. Try uninstalling Excel and then running an Excel spreadsheet in Excel. That's what you're asking for.

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Re: .NET is evil

What's wrong with it being there, supplying the platform for things to run on?

Don't want it? Don't go Windows. Don't understand how this huge THING that does THINGS is there IN YOUR MACHINE DOING STUFF... well, it's a set of APIs and you're a moron.

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Quid-a-day Reg nosh posse chap faces starvation diet

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Re: I often

You can still bulk-buy dried goods like rice and pasta and non-perishables like oil.

I make regular use of Costco for this purpose.

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Chinese iWatchers: Apple's WRISTPUTERS ALREADY in production

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Re: iYouHaveNoIdeaWhatItIsYet

A really good implementation of a wrist-borne interface might be the only thing that would convince me to Apple products, assuming they integrated nicely.

And didn't need the foul malware that is iTunes.

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Google forges a Silver bullet for Android, aims it at Samsung's heart

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Re: Well, it was only a matter of time......

Or maybe they could find somebody else to do the forking and host the appstore for them. Microsoft are (hilariously) in a position where they have both of these available.

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Re: The time for Tizen has come, then.

A Blackphone looks more and more tempting every day.

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Re: Well, it was only a matter of time......

> On a side note, if The Demon Spawn of Redmond, AKA M$ or Windoze (or whatever tired and unimaginative insults you can come up with) had announced plans to do this to their OEMs (or if they were to do so in future), what do you imagine would have been/will be posted on a thread like this one....hmm?

Disclaimer - I own and very much like a Lumia 920 running WP8.1

However.. MS already do this. They (now) own Nokia. WP is not open and cannot be forked. The WP "experience" is pretty much the same on every WP device. In the pc/tablet space, they have the Signature program which sells machines with stock installs and no crapware.

Google are late to this party.

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EU antitrust bods: Motorola, Samsung too dominant to take on poor little Apple

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Re: Whenever I see..

Are you suggesting that Motorola are some sort of shiny new upstart?

*mindboggle*

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UK.gov data sell-off row: HMRC denies claims it'll flog YOUR private info

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Re: Welcome to our country

Pointing out that nobody voted for a coalition is crying now?

Personally I'd favour the German system where coalitions are arranged and declared before the elections, so you know what you're voting for.

What we got is a peculiar bastard hybrid government that never stood for election.

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Re: Welcome to our country

> As an electorate we voted for this and not just this coalition.

We did not.

Nobody voted for this coalition. Some people voted Tory. Some people voted Labour. 34 people and a hamster voted LibDem. Nobody voted for a coalition. This one has no mandate and is illegitimate in every practical sense.

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Stephen Elop: I was RIGHT to BURN the PLATFORMS

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I find the degree of reality-denial is equally high on both sides of the pond.

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Re: Regret? Pah!

> Yes I know these three in particular will be addressed by WP8.1 but how long after WP8's release will that arrive?

You can install it right now? I know this because I did. Last week.

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Re: What was the point of getting Lumia out in record time?

> Nope, you're going to get down votes for liking WP8.

In this one sentence you have explained exactly how the majority of commentards are actually fucktards.

Downvoted for liking something.

I won't mock you with the latin (you won't understand it and are clearly too blinkered to look it up) but this kind of bullshit is a stain on our industry.

I am ashamed of you.

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Google's self-driving car breakthrough: Stop sign no longer a problem

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Re: Bugger

> Still, pretty sure Jake already had a self driving car in the 90's

He calls it a car. I call it a horse.

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Top tip, power users – upgrading Ubuntu may knacker your Linux PC

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Upgrading anything may knacker anything but don't worry your pretty little head, Gavin - we don't expect you to know that. You're the software correspondent.

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Really? Sigh. Really? Apple's lawsuit against Google is REVIVED

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Re: Except that Apple keeps winning

> Most people would argue that the ability to tap a phone number in an email and have your phone dial that number is a pretty useful feature.

Except that Skype could do it in 2006 via browser plug-in. The USPTO might not realize this but if you copy somebody else's software and put it on a different device, you still copied it. You certainly didn't "invent" it.

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Selfies are so 2013. Get ready for DRONIES – the next hipster-cam-gasm

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Re: Naming suggestion

> Sounds like a lovely bit of the world you live in. Afghanistan? Chad? Somalia? Texas?

Tunbridge Wells?

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