THE SKY IS FALLING!
Oh wait, no, just another El Reg article.
Honestly, could you ton down the hysteria a little? It gets old fast.
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Oh wait, no, just another El Reg article.
Honestly, could you ton down the hysteria a little? It gets old fast.
> Why should I write it?
Because you say it's so easy and self-evident. The only way you could confidently state that is if you wrote the paper or if you're just jerking off.
Thanks for telling us which.
That's why you wrote it, right?
What, you didn't write it?
No it won't because then the streaming services would charge for it anyway, leaving everyone with shit audio quality and the purveyors of said shit audio quality even better rewarded.
I know "make it free" is a kneejerk reaction among some sections of the commentariat but seriously, try thinking. It can help.
To be fair, given the amount of songwriting credits Neil Young has racked up, it probably really isn't about the money.
But if you consider it to be a Windows version of apt-get you wouldn't be too far wrong, especially now that Win32 programs can be packaged for Store distribution.
It ain't just WinRT apps anymore, Toto.
> 16GB free disk space??? WTF, why so much?
Mostly for the rollback facility. The upgrade stashes the guts of your old Win7/8/8.1 in a Windows.old directory and can revert to it at any time in the first month after install if you decide you don't like Win10.
Terry Myerson and Gabe Aul both promised that ISOs would be released after the 29th.
So there's some more FUD - did you think the article didn't have enough?
> A new laptop to replace a totally Matte finish 1600 x 1200 screen laptop with decent backlight is seriously expensive and wider. 16:9 is too wide. 1080 is worse than decent 2002 screens.
Nah. A 2013 Thinkpad X1 Carbon with that exact screen (in touchscreen formation no less) will set you back about £300 on Ebay.
I know this because I bought one.
> 'The Board' are probably impressed by shiny powerpoints.
No, they're electronics engineers. They're impressed by attention to detail.
"The Board" in a small precision engineering company is rather different to the "the board" in some faceless multinational.
> Lenovo and Dell probably throw away more laptops for quality control failures than there are Surface customers, or ever will be.
> Probably not what you wanted to hear.
I don't give a fuck how many they throw away or for what reasons. All I know is, the board are impressed by the level of after-sales service.
You clearly don't like that, and you also don't like hearing about Hellcat's replaced unit.
I don't much give a fuck what you like either, though.
> Neither do MS.
I realize that's probably a Register-commentard-pleasing joke along the lines of "ho ho ho, M$, they're shit at everything" but our directors have Surface Pro 3s and the after-sales support has been a bit of a revelation compared to Dell (who we usually buy from) and even Lenovo (who we _were_ supposed to be moving to).
That level of service has caused some rethinking in the boardroom and Lenovo are now basically being told they have to be as good as MS.
Probably not what you wanted to hear.
In the late 90's, I wrote the mapping dll for a service (which Vodafone bought out) to supply dynamic mapping/address finding in Ireland to cellphones using WAP.
With no postcodes.
I honestly think it would have killed me if it weren't for the tender ministrations of Doctor Jameson.
That's showing your age.
And mine, dammit.
You're right, I got that bit wrong.
But John Smedley co-founded Verant Interactive which was bought by Sony in 2000 (not 1995, so you're wrong too) and has been CEO ever since. [citation provided].
This makes him somewhat unlikely to have been involved in any rootkit scandals as those were entirely the responsibility of Sony BMG [citation provided], an entirely different company albeit one now folded into Sony Corporation (which, btw, Sony Online Entertainment never was).
So it's still stupid to go "baaaah, Sony, rootkits, linux on PS3s" on the guy who runs MMOs for a living.
> You eat from the trough, you get tarred with the same brush.
By the stupid.
That's like blaming NTrig (recently acquired by Microsoft) for Windows ME.
> the CEO is the CEO of SONY ( remember the rootkits, the DRM, the removal of Linux, etc ) and think bollocks.
No, of Sony Online Entertainment. Not SONY.
> Indeed. Sony were the company who thought it was fine to install backdoors on your PC that were easy to find and exploit.
Yeah, but Sony Online Entertainment (ie, John Smedley) didn't do that because they were busy running EverCrack. In fact, I believe they were bought long after the rootkit thing happened, meaning that business unit literally cannot be blamed for such things.
Was this the kid who SWATted loads of people?
If so, I'd say he deserves everything he gets.
I installed Win10 on a touchscreen AIO once, it was deeply unstable with a development environment on it, I rolled back to Win8.1.
I also installed it on a tablet a couple of months back and it was unusable.
You have mistaken being unwilling to see ignorant tripe written by idiots and (probably) paid agitators (because let's face it, you don't see this level of outright hate anywhere the genuinely technically savvy tend to gather on the Internet) for being a fanboi. I'm just as defensive of my linux systems where required.
You won't have noticed that because of the howling mass of penguinistas we have here.
I personally dislike Apple products but we have five of them in our house since my other half is deeply indoctrinated in the Cult of Jobs and this does not concern me at all.
And if you can't see the difference between an application you can choose to install and a kernel feature, then either somebody is paying you to be obtuse or you are functionally illiterate regarding computers and probably dictated your comments to your long-suffering minder. I expect the minder views it as welcome relief from wiping your arse for you, but the end result of that and what we see on screen from you are mostly indistinguishable.
Wrongly pointing out shitness in a thing that's not what you like is the absolute epitome of fanboiness.
That'll probably be why it's not in the kernel.
It's a Windows Store App that you install or don't.
Outstanding. Well done.
have we been invaded by cultofmac.com?
Seriously, are people honestly arguing that Apple are a threat to Microsoft? Specifically that OSX is a threat to Microsoft?
You need to be a totally insane rabid fanboi to believe that kind of tripe.
The form of Apple, and in particular OSX has been around for a long time now without threatening Microsoft in the slightest.
Just because journalists like shiny Macbook Airs doesn't mean everyone - or anyone - else does. Especially without the journalist discount.
Can we now expect article after article telling us how much the unfinished preview software from Apple sucks, or is that just a Microsoft thing?
> so Windows 10 goes gold in two weeks. but where's the shiny new hardware to ride that marketing wave?
Win10 Mobile isn't due before September/October, apparently.
And there's been a Lumia 940/940XL in the rumour mill for quite some time. If the aforementioned rumour mill is correct and it supports handwriting natively, I might even get one.
Keep going, "Bob". If you can FUD everyone away from WP then there'll be more targets for all that Android malware you write!
Trolls aside, I don't see a problem with this. Bloomberg says MS will reduce the new handset count to six models per year which is a) 2 more than last year and b) less confusing than Nokia's "hurl endless confusing version numbers at the wall in the hopes that one of them is popular".
Which sort of worked with the 520, to be fair, but a low-end 640 with XL variant (which already exists), a mid-range 840 with XL variant and a flagship 940 with XL variant (already much rumoured) would make a great deal more sense.
And if MS really want the business market, they could go Dual-SIM on all models.
Oh grow up. Magic Markers contain zero magic.
AMD are perceived (rightly or wrongly) as having a power management issue compared to Intel. Quite simply, the battery life on an AMD powered notebook is less than that of an Intel powered notebook unless the Intel-powered notebook has a discrete GPU.
That's quite a big deal.
If they crack that, there's still the perception gap to bridge. I hope they manage it.
I also sort of secretly hope those rumours about Microsoft buying AMD are true because it would piss off Intel beyond belief and a) they're fucking asking for it and b) my ex-wife works for Intel so I totally wish them ill, irrational though that may be.
House of Cards
And you were doing so well up until then. House of Cards is a remake of a BBC drama.
Thanks for playing.
That was John Birt.
> the One Show that was actually any good.
Not a phrase I've ever seen before.
you've got a real bug up your arse about that, haven't you?
I don't have a dog in this race either but I do read Ars Technica and the name "Ellen Pao" struck me as familiar from their reportage. Then I remembered - she sued her former employer (a venture capital outfit) for sexual discrimination because they didn't promote her.
Sadly, the jury decided they didn't promote her because she was crap.
Because Apple would never do that to you.
Surely historically speaking, it's more likely that we invest locally because if the bloke down the road loses our money we can go round there and beat him up?
> It has to be to accompany a vital public interest story about fashion, skin care or the beach holiday of some minor royal.
Or about an EEE-PC.
If OKed by the French constitutional council, the new law will allow spies to use International Mobile Subscriber Identity (IMSI) catchers, also known as Stingrays, to hoover up telephone data and to access emails and online communications of anyone suspected of being linked to terrorism without a court order.
Because you need a court order in order to be legally linked to terrorism.
As stated above, embedded is still supported. And nobody should be connecting an ATM to the winder internet. Jesus, what a concept...
Also remember by definition it's looking at machines connected to the internet. Anyone connecting an unsupported and unpatchable XP box to the net wants their head examined.
Less VB use is good news for everyone.
I just tried it ("tell me about nine eleven") and got a lot of Yahoo Answers and other stuff (web search results, basically) relating to September 11th, 2001.
Shut up, then?
No, it doesn't extend to "friends of friends".
> And now Charlie has access to Mary's network.
No, Charlie only access to Mary's WAN connection. It doesn't work as a LAN gateway at all.
But hey! Nice panicmongering! Maybe you could write for the Reg! Or the Daily Mail!
stop it, they're all having so much fun screaming about this.
Then again, they won't notice over their own manufactured panic.
Why do small children learn to read from Ladybird books and the Gruffalo and other such exercises?
Because literacy is a tool and they are given the power to use that tool to gain a reward - the story, the rhyme, the next page, the pretty pictures. What is required is incentive and this is why Tim's comment regarding Facebook et al is so depressingly accurate.
In order to incentivize adults further, you're going to need something that appeals to adults even more than Facebook and Twitter, specifically something that requires literacy in order to make it work.
So there's shopping, celebrity gossip, sports, beer, gambling and porn.
Maybe the app in question is simply a version of ChatRoulette where you have to ask nicely?
> Microsoft has such a BAD record with security... No other business has such a bad record.
Also Google (re Android).