* Posts by tfewster

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US to rethink hacker tool export rules after mass freakout in security land

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Re: The pen is mightier than the sword.

I believe the military and terrorists use water as well! (I hear that MRE can't be classed as "food").

Yes, I know that the Wassenaar Arrangement is quite specific about what are "sensitive" dual-use items.

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US State of Georgia sues 'terrorist' for publishing its own laws ... on the internet

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Re: Major change needed

> Deny the right to right to assert copyright in anything extruded from a state outfit.

Whoops. So all publicly funded research should be up for grabs for exploitation by commercial organisations without royalties? No thanks, if I've already paid for it once I don't want to have to pay a second time and I don't want damn freeloaders using it.

Which is where these two extremes meet - If Carl Malamud is profiting from republishing documents owned by the taxpayer that are _reasonably_ available to those taxpayers, he's scamming people.

> Without providing the publisher with the ability to recoup its costs for the development of these ... annotations, the State of Georgia will be required to either stop publishing the annotations altogether or pay for development of the annotations using state tax dollars.

If that statement from the State of Georgia is actually correct, that there is a (reasonable) cost to creating the content, then a charge to cover the costs seems reasonable.

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2015 Fiat 500 fashionista, complete with facelift

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@45RPM Re: bijou playroom for use on the Queens highway.

I've come to loath Fiat 500s. Almost invariably doing 65 MPH in lane 3 of the motorway, with half a mile of clear road ahead of them and an empty middle lane. And when the middle lane ISN'T empty - their "overtaking" speed drops to 61 MPH

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Hacked Hacking Team team – like everyone in security – read The Register

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Re: here's your thread

Not me, but I knew that one commentard worked for them - s/he was downvoting schadenfreude posts in the other thread!

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Hacking Team: Oh great, good job, guys ... now the TERRORISTS have our zero-day exploits

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Re: An apt description of "Hacking Team"

"...cyber criminals of Hacking Team..."

Or that's how I read it - very appropriate!

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We tried using Windows 10 for real work and ... oh, the horror

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Re: So...

"hidden menu".

No. Just...no. I have a large screen for a reason - So I can see stuff. Please don't hide it on the assumption I might be using Windows10 on a phone (where you have absolutely no change of seeing, let alone selecting it).

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China hacks 'everything that doesn't move' says Hilary Clinton

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@thx1138v2 - Just curious

Why would the plans for the F-35 have been sent to the U.S. Embassy in China, or the Ambassador? It also seems unlikely that overseas staff would given access to back doors, though they may need some front door access to information relevant to their region from the OPM or NSA.

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What Murphy’s law has to teach you about data centres

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Re: Focusing Manglement

Even better would be a boss that takes responsibility for deciding priorities, shields you from senior manglement and the phones, and gets the resources you need (like caffeine, nicotine, pizza-ine and electricians). In return for which you give him/her 110% and regular status updates so she/he can prove that it's getting results.

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Britain beats back Argies over Falklands online land grab

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.fk, .mi or .disputed ?

Is the argument over whether the Islands should have their own ccTLD or the actual code assigned?

If they're big enough for a ccTLD, they should be able to choose their own. No government meddling with t'interwebs, please!

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Wake up, sheeple! If you ask Siri about 9/11 it will rat you out to the police!

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Re: Which is why

Even as a non-USAian, I agree MM-DD is better. Most significant bit first. Though it must be preceded by YYYY, so your files are in the correct order ;-)

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FLICK my FLINT and SNIFF my TREE on the streets of Naples

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Re: Maybe ....

As a smoker, I find the smell of a "little tree" freshener far more offensive than cigarette smoke. Don't get me started on those who eat citrus fruit in the office or marinate themselves in perfume.

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It's OK – this was an entirely NEW type of cockup, says RBS

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..not feasible...

If it's perfectly sane (i.e. can't be crashed by bad data), perfectly stable (i.e. no changes are applied) and perfectly secure (i.e. no patching needed), you can design the infrastructure for 5-nines.

However, basic probability theory says that an event in the past does not affect the probability of future random events.

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Capita wins four out of five stars for 'good', 'inexpensive' service

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Sauce aplenty

> ..the IT services industry giant, which has no reputation for unlimited sauce.

I disagree, Crapita have plenty of sauce, continuing to tender for IT projects with their dismal record.

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Mad John McAfee: 'Can you live in a society that is more paranoid than I'm supposed to be?'

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What a wanker

"If a burglar is in your house, holding a gun to your head, is there a magic button you can press where a policeman will materialise between you and the burglar? No. No, you're on your own here. The illusion of protection is really nothing more than after-the-fact 'we will come in and locate the guy and punish him for you.' Well, that doesn't help me any. That's not protection. We have to take control ourselves."

The theory is that, if you get burgled, the police find and take the perp out of circulation, so others are protected. Unlucky for you as the first (and only) victim, but keeping calm and surviving is the sensible approach. If a burglar has a gun on you and you reach for your own gun...Or pull a gun every time you're suspicious...chances are you'll lose a lot more than a few bucks.

"When we have congressmen and senators, and members of parliaments, that are involved in an adult site, and that information is leaked, then it is very difficult to recover. If they're married, they're risking their families, they're risking their careers, and they are open to manipulation by foreign governments and other agencies"

Or maybe they could just keep their dicks in their pants? The trip down the path of risk starts when they begin doing things that may be regarded as immoral or at least would be embarrassing if they were found out. Aren't they supposed to be model citizens? Don't we have a right to know what our elected representatives are really up to? If they're cheating in one area, they may be equally immoral in e.g. taking bribes, selling secrets.

"Society cannot function if everyone knows everything about everyone else," McAfee sagely noted, explaining that if two parties have contradictory beliefs it is a natural human instinct to try and settle those differences, which leads to conflict. If those parties are unaware of their differing beliefs, however, this conflict has no room in which to take place. It is, in McAfee's view, essential for civilisation: "Privacy creates a barrier through which conflict is stifled."

Complete and utter bullshit. Understanding helps resolve conflict, it doesn't create it.

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IoT DANGERS: BYOD’s trashier cousin becoming a right tearaway

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Re: But why

But..but... remote control _must_ be better. Instead of walking in to the kitchen, filling the kettle and pressing a switch then washing up while it boils I just ...err...Walk in to the kitchen to fill the kettle, back to the living room to my smartphone, watch the ads on TV that I would have previously have avoided, walk back in to the kitchen to make the tea, start washing up while it brews, miss the start of the programme.

Or I could completely fill the kettle at the start of the evening so it takes ages to boil and wastes electricity, but only means one trip?

Oh, I see now - The IoT isn't for my benefit, is it?

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Amazon sighs, may slip hands into trousers to pay some UK corp tax

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The point is that Amazon, etc. were organising their tax affairs legally and HMRC & the courts (who enforce law) had nothing had nothing against them.

The government make law and decided (rightly or wrongly, depending on your viewpoint) that Amazon etc. were not paying enough tax and changed the legislation to enable more tax to be extracted legally. The mechanism of a tax on exported profits seems odd (similar to non-dom "charges"?), but the only other way would be a full revamp of global taxation and the cooperation of every tax haven.

I'm sure Amazon will just put their prices up to cover the taxes, but I would still use them because they provide a good service.

Starbucks have enough real competition that they can't do that. But as I don't like the taste of their coffee, fewer Starbucks branches make no noticeable difference to me. Though you could say that they're providing employment and paying rent & business rates, so there is some loss to the economy.

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Putting your schlong into the reel-to-reel tape machine is a bad idea

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Re: Don't worry Alistair

+1, Great captions added in post, BTW

Dabbsy: Here's £2.5K of hardware and software I've set up to make video "editing" look easy.

Perm: Gosh, it's easy isn't it?

<edited> Dabbsy: Yes, because I set it up to showcase 2 simple features (append and transition) that even you could understand. Now you can turn several boring snippets into a feature-length borefest - WITH TRANSITIONS!!!

Actually, Alistair - You should be ashamed of yourself for helping encourage the "it's all about me" generation!

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Right Dabbsy my old son, you can cram this job right up your BLEEEARRGH

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Post-It note? Miserable amateur!

When I'm introduced around the office on day one, I make a map for names, distinguishing features*, job title, real job, ranking by tidiness of desk**, smartphone type, football team allegiance, beverage of preference, description of personal beverage holder, etc.

It may drag the 5-minute tour out a bit, but saves time and pain later.

* My handwriting is so awful no-one else could read it, so "Hippy" is quite safe - as long as it actually distinguishes them from their colleagues.

** The ones with messy desks are generally the go-to guys.

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Automation eases the pain of software patching

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Re: OK... teased us with the scenario and methods..

i. Evaluating the patches and trying to predict what they will break

j. Planning the test cycle

k. Resources for testing the OS and apps

l. Dry runs in Production

m. Change management

n. OS backups

o. Service outages to perform the patches

p. Watching the install doesn't throw up any unexpected errors

q. Sanity checking Production services

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Installing patches is easy. Planning and resourcing patch installs is the time-consuming part.

That said, tools like Tivoli Endpoint Manager look to do a great job of automating steps c, e & f on Windows, Linux and Unixen

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VOTERS! This Election: Vote #Smart, Vote #Digital

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Yes, I remember those days...

"Just think back to the dark days of the Noughties when you could find government publications easily by using Google, and sites were designed by elitists – civil servants who knew what people actually wanted to find and do."

But apparently my fond memories of those days are just because I don't "get" the importance of UX, form over function and a fabulous infrastructure. Content? Wazzat den?

Full disclosure: As a Unix guy, I frequently get sent job ads for UX roles. From what it's seen, my treacherous subconscious keeps muttering "How hard can it be?". theonion.com is the latest casualty in the UX offensive, and I'm losing the will to keep using the internet.

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Boffins' ball barrage bombardment biffs bumbling bimble biped-bot

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Re: Not a realistic test

Recording...facial recognition subroutine loaded...awaiting removal of the tether...TARGET ACQUIRED

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Smile! Brit transport plods turn bodycams on travelling public

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No problemo - they just switch the cameras off first

As the default setting should be "Off" anyway, I wonder how many officers will think to switch them on in a difficult situation?

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Trading Standards pokes Amazon over 'libellous' review

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Re: Jurisdiction

Damn, foiled. OK then, if they won't comply with UK trading law, we'll just have to stop them from trading in the UK. *Throws gas on the fire* No loss to UKGOV, as they don't pay taxes anyway.

Is everyone happy now?

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You’ll be the coolest guy in IT if you ain't got your ID

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One security system I encountered actually fixed this problem...but was equally annoying

You had to "swipe" out of secure rooms as well as in, and the system kept track of where you were. So if you tailgated someone out of the machine room, you couldn't get back in with your ID as the system thought you were still inside.

Theoretically sensible to enforce the no-tailgating rule and would have helped Our On-Call Hero here, but it didn't always register your "swipe"s, so was easy to inadvertently tailgate and get yourself locked out (or in!)

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Trade body, universities row over US patent troll act proposals

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Re: wait wat @YAAC and Gary Cheapiro

I'm delighted that the Universities and research I help fund through taxes is being monetised. If you don't want to use [their|my] IP, do your own damn R&D and try to compete on cost with other businesses who just pay a fair licencing fee.

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Tests show HTC, Sammy phablets BEND just like iPhone 6 Plus

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It's all about the target market

Those good looking hipsters wearing skin-tight clothing to show off their fabulous bodies will naturally have iPhones and so are more likely to bend them, no matter how tough they are.

Whereas the dorks who buy Android phones wear baggy jeans and anoraks, so their phones don't come under pressure. And even if they did, who would listen to them?

(Despite the joke icon, I predict this is going to get downvoted by all camps so hard it'll plummet like a Fukushima core.)

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You want disruption? Try this: Uber office raided again, staff cuffed

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Re: barrier?

Taxi users being put at risk by uninsured/unvetted drivers: Victims

Legit taxi drivers being undercut or stuffed by surge pricing: Victims

Local authorities (and hence the taxpayer) having to police this: Victims

Uber + Uber drivers - Not victims

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Light the torches! NSA's BFF Senator Feinstein calls for e-book burning

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Re: Feelgood Legislation one step away from Fahrenheit 451

Actually - I don't think she wanted to ban or censor legit publications, but remove the garbage:

> "These documents are not, <u>in my view</u>, protected by the First Amendment and [so] should be removed from the internet."

I suspect that the (dodgy) instructions on explosives making in the Anarchist Cookbook have killed or maimed more wannabee Freedom Fighters than targets. IIRC the rest is hardly any better, e.g "Lockpicking: Buy a set of lockpicks and practice a lot"

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This one weird trick deletes any YouTube flick in just a few clicks

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Irresponsible disclosure

- telling Google before the forces for good had a chance to clean up the cesspool that is YouTube.

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It's the FALKLANDS SYNDROME! Fukushima MELTDOWN to cause '10,000 Chernobyls' in South Atlantic

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Obligatory "Oh noes", TOTC etc.

Posted 1/4/15

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Dutch companies try warming homes with cloud servers

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Security?

They've heard of it.

Dunno how hot Dutch summers are, but 24*7 heating would only be desirable three quarters of the year in the UK at most

Surely it would be preferable to pump the warm air into nearby houses and sell that waste as a service, rather than build the necessary power & network infrastructure?

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3,500 servers go down – so my FIRST AID training kicks in

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Crisis? What crisis?

In a crisis situation, I'll do whatever needs to be done - whether it's taking the lead to prioritise efforts, making a brew to keep everyone else going or fielding phone calls to keep manglement / customers off the techs backs. Even if it means neglecting my own work "for the greater good".

Of course, the first few calls are to wake management up :-) If they don't come in, they can't complain about how we handled the crisis. And if they do come in, they can always help make the tea!

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Big Data shocker: Over 6 million Americans have reached the age of 112

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Let me guess

The default if a birth date isn't entered is 1/1/1900. And the system that allows this was introduced in 2012?

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Sir Terry remembered: Dickens' fire, Tolkien's imagination, and the wit of Wodehouse

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Wyrd Sisters first introduces us to the coven and is best read before Witches Abroad. Equal Rites (probably) precedes both, but is "only" Granny Weatherwax

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Should online pirates get the same sentences as offline ones?

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"...you are not the only seeder / participant. It's a collective act you are participating in..."

Ah, so it's CONSPIRACY to commit a crime. Under UK & US law, that's the same as committing the crime, so all the seeders would get the same sentence as the original uploader.

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We have no self-control: America's most powerful men explain why they're scared of email

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Re: Discretion

Even hitting <Send> immediately builds in some delay, as you've typed the whole thing by then; If you start your verbal response off with "Dear asshole", it's already too late.

But for McCain to claim that an email is "riskier" than sending a tweet that immediately reaches many people is just unbelievable.

{edit - It's McCain, not Graham who uses Twatter)

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BILLION email address spam scam: Feds collar two blokes, hunt another

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Anyone else have a problem with this sentence?

...several years of hard work as the FBI and its cadre of cyber trained agents and technical experts acted quickly...

Let alone multiple email providers susceptible to hacking, server takeovers and ongoing pwnage.

Only the evil haxxors come out of this with any credibility.

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FORK ME! Uber hauls GitHub into court to find who hacked database of 50,000 drivers

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Re: Here is an IP address for you...

"Show me the way to go localhost"? "Show me the way to go ~" would be better.

But what would you expect from someone who couldn't ping 127.0.0.1 ;-)

Another one I liked was "Get your warez at 127.0.0.1"

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Iran hacks America where it hurts: Las Vegas casinos

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Re: Habor?

As the first word was spelt "Perl", it seems clear this isn't a reference to Pearl Harbor.

"Digital Perl" makes sense, and presumably "habor" is a verb?

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Bill Gates – I WISH I was like Zuck and spoke Chinese. Yep, I drink poo

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Can't...resist...temptation...to...say...

Hey Bill - Get Microsoft to develop the robots. MS's new "killer app"? Even if they stay up long enough to become a menace to humanity, they'll be easily hacked to disable them.

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BOO! Grave remote-code exec flaw in GNU C Library TERRIFIES Linux

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@AC Re: Fools

*whoosh!* ----------------------->

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Why so tax-shy, big tech firms? – Bank of England governor

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@ Offnow @ Tim Worstal Re: Common Tax Delusions

> ...otherwise consumer prices would have to rise...

Only in a monopoly. If $COFFEESHOP or $ONLINERETAILER raise their prices to keep the profit after taxes the same, consumers may* go elsewhere.

* If price is the most important factor for the consumer. They may prefer $COFFEESHOP for other reasons. Personally, I find Amazon to be far more convenient than e.g. Play.com, so the fact that they often have the best prices is a bonus.

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Snoopy Fujitsu tech KNOWS you'll click that link – before YOU do

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Either likely or really unlikely?

So my cursor hovers over a dodgy link - am I about to click it or am I reading what the link actually is at the bottom of my email client/browser?

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‘Whatever happened to Vladimir Putin?’ and other crap New Year prophesies

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Re: Y2K

2038 problem - That's my pension, that is - why would I want to fix it now?

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@ Chris Miller Re: Y2k - in your experience

Understating the problem (again).

For 1, assuming you had the source code, there were code-scanning tools that could help. For the others - just work out exactly what it does from its inputs and outputs and rewrite it. Easy eh? (Not). On the other hand, big improvements in documentation and the use of code repositories came out of the Y2K program.

For 2, PCs were relatively modern kit and had short lifecycles, so newer ones had been "fixed" by the manufacturers Y2K program. That didn't mean (bad) code hadn't been reused, but it was relatively rare.

3, many, many-one...lots - Embedded systems, firmware, compilers, libraries, tools, applications - All had to be reviewed and fixed. Apologies, I'm sure I've left many out.

In 1984 I was a newbie software developer working on apps for minicomputers; One of our 3rd-party productivity tools was a terminal handling library that managed field types etc. I noticed then that it couldn't handle 4 digit years, but was told not to worry as "no-one would be using our app in 16 years time"

The funniest one I saw was the fix on a website that displayed the date as 1/1/19100. Not uncommon, but it was a tech support site.

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Facebook: Yo 'people'! Zap fake news on our giant ad farm, would'ja?

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Re: Really? But...

"Apparently, its users (sorry, people) are actually quite good at spotting parody, irony and sarcasm in posts."

Therefore there is no need for this?

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David Cameron: I'm off to the US to get my bro Barack to ban crypto – report

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Re: Dear Mr Cameron

Following moiety's revelation that Cameron is a terrorist as defined by the Terrorism Act 2000 -

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/containing/2410209

- can we prevent him from returning to the UK?

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What do UK and Iran have in common? Both want to outlaw encrypted apps

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Re: Dave is a terrorist, and should be locked up forthwith.

Beautiful. I'm sooooo tempted to rent a botnet to upvote this a few thousand times.

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Re: I know nobody will read after 3rd page of comments ...

".... but the statistic on the number of comments matter as well."

I'll add a "Me too" just to get the number of comments up. Hopefully no-one will be annoyed by the AOL-ish contentless post.

"this is so bloody stupid that words fail me".

Again, me too. My gast is so flabbered, I can't even be bothered mocking Cameron.

Icon, for Cameron

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'F*** you', exclaims Google Translate app, politely

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Real time is no good (How to talk to foreigners) ---------------->

I suspect a real-time translation of "Parlez-vous Francais" would be "Speak you French", or maybe with autocorrect, "Speak, sorry that should be 'Do you speak', French".

Plus, I wonder if the tone of voice would indicate it's a question?

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