* Posts by ardubbleyu

20 posts • joined 12 Nov 2009

5.5in iPhone 6, iWatch hypegasm: What will Apple reveal - BE the rumour

ardubbleyu
Mushroom

Meh. I love my Windows Phone...

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Blighty goes retro with 12-sided pound coin

ardubbleyu
Coat

Look at the threepenny bits on that... fnar fnar

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Samsung and Apple BEWARE: Huawei is coming to eat your lunch

ardubbleyu
Headmaster

Re: Pronouciation

Spelling? Seems more difficult than how to say it...

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EE BrightBox routers can be hacked 'by simple copy/paste operation'

ardubbleyu

Sigh...

I have one of these. So not only is it a cr@p router, but it's also insecure. Time to move on, methinks... in the mean time, it only gets turned on when in use. Fortunately I am a light user on the domestic front.

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Haribo gummy bears implicated in 'gastric exorcism'

ardubbleyu
Coffee/keyboard

Oh dear...

"Sitting on the toilet feeling like you're trying to pass the International Space Station through the eye of a needle is not something to wish on anyone"

New keyboard please Nurse....

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Meet the 'KARDASHIAN Phone' – what Apple bods nicknamed the iPhone 5s

ardubbleyu

Didn't know she had such a sizeable ar$e - useful, I suppose if you need somewhere to park your bike...

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Smartwatch craze is all just ONE OFF THE WRIST

ardubbleyu

Sinclair Black Watch - I had one of those. It was a bit of a babe magnet, as I recall - no such luck since, mind...

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Google's Street View cars venture inside TARDIS

ardubbleyu
Go

This is not actually a 'surviving' police box, it's a modern repro, built in partnership between the local authority and the Met Police. It did used to have a working phone in it - not sure if it still works...

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Boffins build powerful yet 'table-top size' atom-smasher

ardubbleyu
Pint

Wee accelerators?

That's taking the pi$$....

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Drunken bust-up woman sprays cops with breast milk

ardubbleyu
Childcatcher

Why does...

...that kind of thing never happen to me?

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Does a flash motor act as a fanny magnet or not?

ardubbleyu
Stop

Oi!

What's wrong with driving a Honda Civic?

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FARTING DEATH CAMELS MUST DIE to save the world!

ardubbleyu
Coffee/keyboard

a deadly planet wrecking miasma

'nuff said really...

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Verity Stob and the super subjunction

ardubbleyu
Childcatcher

I am...

a cunning linguist...

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Vatican hails hacking culture, Wikis

ardubbleyu
FAIL

@minionzero

a) I detect that you don't like the Catholic hierarchy

b) You obviously think (Wrongly) that they are all the same

c) You have far too much time on your hands

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ROBOT KILL-CHOPPER GOES ROGUE above Washington DC!

ardubbleyu
Coffee/keyboard

la,la,la, I'm not listening Mr Fleshy...

Not a pretty sight - egg fried rice...

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BOFH: On the couch

ardubbleyu
Coffee/keyboard

Horse Laxative...

Icon says it all...

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MPs bash broadband tax

ardubbleyu
WTF?

Yeah, but...

What's to say that the money will even be used by the Government to implement broadband in the manner they describe? Look at the Road Fund License - created to pay for road building and repairs, but in reality just goes in to the treasuries coffers. Evidence? The state of our roads that more resemble the surface of the moon...

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Brit kids failing to fall out of trees

ardubbleyu
WTF?

Vital Keyhole Surgery Skills?

That'll be useful...

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Gov confirms plans for Sky box in charge of your house

ardubbleyu
FAIL

ardubbleyu

Didn't ask me either. Anyone out there that they did ask?

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Boffins develop virtual reality anti-bullying game

ardubbleyu
WTF?

@amanfromMars 1

Errr... yeah - whatever...

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