* Posts by moonface

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Supernovae blasts shape climate, life on Earth, reckons boffin

moonface
Joke

Re: Interesting Conclusion...

"Don’t fret about the diehards. The glory of empirical science is this: no matter how many years, decades, or sometimes centuries it may take, in the end the story will come out right."

I don’t fret about the diehards either but I do fret that the end story, will come right out, after IK Pegasi or Betelgeuse explodes!

Killers laugh in face of death penalty threat, say US experts

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Suspended animation

I wonder if in the future, a 'Minority Report' style system may actually come into favour.

A forced induced coma would certainly be a frightening deterrent for perpetrators and could satisfy the public's desire for vengeance. It is a pretty terrifying prospect to be disconnected from the natural world of time and space. Denied seeing the development of society and culture. To know that you will be denied even small pleasures such as eating, reading, TV, etc

Costs may actually be reduced. Smaller Prison footprints, reduced guards and physical security. Obviously, offset against increased medical monitoring, etc.

Miss carriages of justices resulting in an instant Lotto type lifestyles as compensation.

Mayor Boris' Chinese vote master stroke backfires on twit clone

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Sound like a good platform

To rub it in that we 'British' invented wiff waff, again.

RIP Ceefax: Digital switchover kills off last teletext service

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Trollface

Re: yessssss

It just reminds me, that the Acorn Electron didn't have Mode 7.

10x power boost for Freeview as London analogue signal cut

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Freeview USB sticks

Has anyone ever managed to actually get a channel, using those silly little portable antennas that are supplied with those Freeview USB sticks?

I am wondering now, whether it it even worth trying to find the damn thing again.

Compulsory coding in schools: The new Nerd Tourism

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Childcatcher

Re: I did Latin

I wish I did Latin at school but it was not for oiks likes of me. Aggregated society deems we can't have too many state school kids having a leg up and decoding the language barrier that leads to elitist jobs in medical, legal, clerical and (latin)olgy professions.

As for encouraging coders of the future. I would favour the creation of a whole new school subject for everyone, such as 'Algorithms and Logic'. Computer programming being but a component for practical demonstrations. Hey even throw in a bit of basic Project Management.

I am sure everyone could benefit, from being be taught a bit of logic.

Ice age end was accelerated by CO2

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Flame

New Policy and Legislation required.

It's about time the Government tackled the root of this problem and sorted out the wobble of Earth’s axis.

I demand DECC take some immediate action and sort this out. More political spin and less precessional.

Facebook accused of 'wanton' use of Canadian woman's pics

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Re: There's an urban legend

Also, if you say Bloody Marky three times in front of a mirror. You may catch a view of a name tag appear above your forehead.

Dutch birdman admits flight was filmic fantasy

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Non Flying Dutchman

The author of the original piece probably expected that German bloke to take off, that was on Britains Got Talent, the other night. !-)

Chinese fossil analysis suggests new hominid species

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I recall reading somewhere

It was probably in the Naked Ape by Desmond Morris. It was a great book.

Anyway, not sure about this being an unknown species, there are plenty of chinless wonders aping around today.

40,000 XO PCs destroyed in Peru fire

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Childcatcher

Shame

Any idea how long they were stored in the Peruvian Education Ministry warehouse? May be if they dished them out a bit quicker, this wouldn't have been such a big problem.

LulzSec SMACKDOWN: Leader Sabu turned by feds last summer

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Coat

called Medusa

Might work on some level i.e.head used as a weapon against it's own kind. Probably convey something about ugly and stoned if getting creative.

No joke: Microsoft SQL Server 2012 debuts on April Fools' Day

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SQL server 2012.....Wait, What!

Well I suppose it's another upgrade path to consider, when my beloved SQL 2000 servers reach their end of life in 2013.

Weeing Frenchman sues Google over Street View photo

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Weeing Frenchman

I see what you did there!

If he had his trousers down and was really weeing, was he really peeing?

Raspberry Pi signs big-name sellers

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Re: Never trust a publicity junkie

"Given that the first run is a trifling 10,000 units."

Bit unfair for criticising them for that. Apparently, they could only afford to produce the amount, which the banks were willing to lend them.

If you need to blame someone. Blame the bankers and not the raspberry Pi guys.

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Unhappy

Re: Re: big-name sellers

I know exactly who they are. I am just a frustrated consumer drone whose worn out their F5 key and has had too little sleep.

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Happy

big-name sellers

Never would have guessed by their website. Should have stayed in bed.

MP allegedly cuffed after scrap in Commons bar

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Ban all alcohol from Westminster.

Exactly,

Won't someone think of the M.P.'s.

This is an issue that we can all go puritanical over. Ban alchohol from Westminster (and smoking) to safeguard our dear MP's health and welfare. I care so much for them, that I would even introduce compulsory breathalyzer tests. I know they would understand, as they have nothing to hide, thus nothing to fear.

Shakira attacked by sea lion who mistook BlackBerry for a 'fish'

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Facepalm

breasts are small and humble

"Lucky that my lips not only mumble

they spill kisses like a fountain

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble

So you don't confuse them with mountains

Lucky I have strong legs like my mother

To run for cover when i need it

And these two eyes are for no other

The day you leave will cry a river"

I think she needs to rewrite the bit about her legs.

Teen net addicts pee in bottles to stay glued to WoW

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#

When we get large pee proof sensitive touch screens. This will be the new control method.

(patent pending)

Fast food firm fields Sith sandwich

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Do they do shakes?

For Star Wars suckers...

KIBOSH 'non lethal' sticky-bomb hits a car, fills it with gas

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KIBOSH

Warning label: Non lethal gas, do not use in confined spaces, such as Russian theatres.

Area 51 to host sci-fi knocking shop

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Alien

old universal adage

Once you go Grey, then you have to Pay!

That Brit-built £22 computer: Yours for just £1,900 or more

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Fools generally don't have £1,900 to splash out on gadgets.

Ever heard of the concept of Philanthropy and donations?

These boards will probably end up in a museum someday.

Whale versus shark in KIWI DEATH MATCH!

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Orcas v Great Whites

I have seen this and these fights are actually pretty dull.

The Orca hit the sharks and flip them on their backs. They then keep them upside down until they go into a catatonic state. Where the Orca will then start dining at their leisure.

In fight terms it would be a bit like watching Royce Gracie quickly choking out Arnold Schwarzenegger.

CA handles La Perla's substantial assets

moonface

Adequate cover

I hear some crotchless manufacturers have no backup at all. Sounds like a cock up waiting to happen.

Doomsday 2012 mega volcano 'unlikely' - NASA

moonface
Mushroom

.. now we really ARE all going to die!

.....of course you all ARE! ...this is just harmless speculating about HOW. Just a little less depressing than heart disease or cancer.

I like these NASA's Doomsday 2012 scenarios. A Canary Island mega tsunami could be intersesting. Wonder how Hinkley Point would fare?

World of Warcraft subscriptions slip

moonface

Just wow!

I know it's all fantasy but that Pandaren looks stupidly unbelievable in any world.

Saddam 'double' kidnapped by smut flick gang

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Devil

add an idea here______

Necrophilia....I think we can guess the corpse.

DARPA shells out $21m for IBM cat brain chip

moonface

Lions led by....

Hope they don't scale that cat brain up too much. It will end up wanting to eat us!

I suppose the MOD over here, is working on a donkey version.

Fort Knox military cops disgusted with solar patrol carts

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Meh

Gold

Great! So the Federal government of the United States is going all 'environmentally friendly' by introducing this cart.

So what about all the energy used to extract and refine that 5,000 tons of gold. Which apparently is roughly 2.5% of all the gold ever refined throughout human history. Just to store it in a building for 70+ years doing nothing. Citiziens aren't even allowed to view it, to see how shiny it is!

NASA Legonauts set for Jupiter voyage

moonface
Alien

15k for 3 Lego Figures - LMFAO

Agree and I thought Games Workshop was expensive!

NASA could have bought a legion of space marines. Show those damn Aliens we mean business.

Microsoft man saves drowning woman

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Microsoft Man

When I first read the title I imagined an unfit, portly and suited John Hodgman diving in and doing the job, while a smart cool looking Justin Long stood around gormless.

moonface

Kids today!!

Dangers of loud noise it's all "in one ear and out the other"

MPs slam 'unworkable' one-size-fits-all NHS care records' system

moonface

feeding trough.

Does the trough ever actually get taken away?

£2.7bn has been spent of which £1.8bn has already gone to BT and Computer Sciences Corporation. If the projects is ditched, I imagine that this, then relinquishes companies from their obligations of which they were going to fail at. Lucky for them!

To salvage the mess a new feeding trough will have to be prepared. Wouldn't surprise me if the same pigs turn up again for their share.

MPs slam government's 'obscene' IT spend

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Trollface

Viglen Ltd

Call Sir Sugar in and tell him "you're fired!"

Utah cops baffled in case of mysterious anonymous cuffee

moonface
Big Brother

Names not on the list......

........you're not coming out!

Surprised these overzealous police in the land of the free, haven't put an iron mask on him to enhance the enigma!

Gamer claims complete console collection

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Happy

Hamleys once had free Vectrex consoles

I was never lucky enough to have a Vectrex of my own but I remember the excitement as a kid, travelling up to central London on the tube, then playing on the ones in Hamleys.

In the early 80's the Hamley's basement was like an Aladdins cave of electronic wonders. Kids used to spend all day in there with free Vectrex, Atari, Intellivision, Astro Wars, etc. Magic times and far cheaper than going down to Heathrow Airport to play the arcade games there.

'Green' trans-Atlantic cable set to launch in 2012

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Alert

Iceland

I can understand the geographic advantages of Iceland being promoted, as a world's leading data centre. i.e. central location, green geothermal power and cheap cooling. But surely all these great advantages and plans can potentially get shaken up a bit. If even highly engineered nuclear power stations have trouble with earthquakes and tsunami. I am not too confident the data centre won't either.

Hey, I might just be pessimistic but I blame Emerald Atlantis - it just sounds like a Green Natural Disaster!

DARPA project seeks immortality, suspended animation

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Black Helicopters

DARPA v DWP

DWP would rather an "off switch" for when we retire.

Official: Pastafarian strainer titfer is religious headgear

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absorb the shock

I am sorry but you foolishly forgot to take into account the additional protective layer of al dente spaghetti!

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Religious progress of a sort.

I suppose a spaghetti strainer is at least, a bit more sturdier than turban, if he ever has a motorcycle crash!

Segway death blamed on good manners

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hype

I remember the hype too, they claimed it as a product that would change the world. A bit like the astonishing Amstrad eMailer.

Shame it wasn't an antigravity device for Jim Heselden's sake.

CIA's DARPA working on human-brain-mimicking tech

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Terminator

CIA's DARPA and tin foli hats

"hired by the US intelligence community to work on technology which could mimic "the brain's ability to make sense of large amounts of haphazard, partial information"."

I look forward to the day when beige computers everywhere, demand shiny lian li cases, and not because they look good!

US Marine gets date with Meg Griffin on YouTube

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Friends with benefits

This US Marine is now going to have more minders than Prince Harry.

Just made himself the the safest man out in Ghan. Well played Sir!

Adam Curtis: The Rise of the Machines

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Interesting program......

That Ane Rand didn't appear to be much of a looker. So being 25 years older than Nathaniel Branden. One has to wonder whether he shagged her, motivated by dubious rational egoism or pure ethical altruism.

I would also love to see that 5,000 pong experiment run again but with more information. How many of the individuals were doing the actual work?? i.e. breakdown of changes made to inluence the situation and how those individuals stack up in relation to personality type, etc i.e. (Extravert/Introvert, Authoritarian/Libertarian)

Is the consensus an impetuous herd movement in the initial right direction, who then keep their original choice. With this being tempered by cautious thinkers with holding their initial positive affirmation until it is apparent that they are called to do so? A nice eample of fine tuning of collective consciousness, despite the noise of egotistical management types, changing their decision constantly (ala the headless chicken effect) as they 'can and must' have some part in overall positive control.

German salesmen rewarded with meticulously organised orgy

moonface
Grenade

Munich Re

Time to re-evaluate that H.I.V. risk on the Munich Re staff's life insurance benefit scheme.

If I was their reinsurer. I would up their premium.

Calling all readers: Want some new icons?

moonface

more suggestions

Must have a "Think of the children" icon was thinking along the lines of a "Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" icon.

Also could have.

Judge Dredd...over the top police equipment/justice.

Gagged Gimp or similar....gagging orders and censorship.

moonface

My Suggestions

mushroom cloud - no fukushima problem here icon.

Striesand's nose - for the effect icon.

Darwin and Christian Fish icons.

Hitler cat - Godwins law

UK is 15th best place in the world to do IT

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Heart

Spelling

That definitely was especially bad!

Any chance of ElReg incorporating an automated spell check in the comments box? I defenetly need it myself. You know what, as a proud British technology news and opinion website you should really make use of Information and Communications Technology (ICT)! Wouldn't like to see us fall further down the league table.

Or....Sarah, as you are quite good a spotting these things and you do have to read the posts any way. Could you do the honors?

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