* Posts by moonface

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Amazon UK leaks Windows 8 retail box, TV ads

moonface
Windows

Re: Who wants to come to my Windows 8 launch party?

Invite me please. The last one was great!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cX4t5-YpHQ

Parliamentary report details German police snoop-spend

moonface

Sounds like a good win for the German authorities.

Sarah Brightman plans International Space Station gig

moonface

Re: I have a list of people I would send - Top 5

By the look of him, David Guest is a space tourist that comes to Earth for his holidays.

NZ bloke gets eel stuck up jacksie

moonface

Amateur!

Should have jellied the eels, like the Cockneys do.

Hapless Kate topless, toothless law useless

moonface

Re: In Royal News Today!

Sorry my mistake as forgot about Charles.

moonface

In Royal News Today!

Despite the establishments attempts to cover them up. We have photographic evidence, that the future royal monarch is to be suckled on some, rather small, but perfectly normal tits. There are no sign's of blue blood or lizard features. Which leaves experts contemplating the fact that the royal family, may not actually be anything special and they may indeed have a shared 200,000 year evolution history with the rest of humanity.

The are also reports that the third in the line, to the throne of England, may presently be gestating in some bikini clad floozy, located somewhere in Nevada.

High tech toilets receive big prizes from Bill Gates

moonface
Coat

Bill Gates, the master at getting people to log out!

Privacy snafu as TOPLESS Mark Zuckerberg picture leaks online

moonface
Coat

Facebook AGM

Investing in Facebook = lost shirts

How talent-spotting boffins help Team GB bag Olympic gold

moonface

Re: Why is my money being spent on this?

Fair play for the comment.

I have loved this Olympics but I am feeling a little uneasy about this and wonder where the future lies. The reason that your (tax) money is spent on this, is for the glory of the State / Establishment and because the government now believes it is responsible for the 'happiness' of it's populace. For some strange reason the majority identify with 'physical strangers \ virtual friends via the media' who accomplish victories and success, as we derive positive emotions from their actions.

Will the future be some Gattaca dystopia where a small 'tall' percentage of the world, are selected as 'valids' for sports education, to be used for the the glory of their states? Will there be a backlash eventually by the grass roots populace, when they feel, they no longer identify with their chosen lanky athletic heroes? Who knows!

All-in-one PCs: bright star of the desktop biz, says analyst

moonface

Re: Serious Suggestion

Well sorry about that! You are not my old manager are you? I'll try better with my writing ,if you promise to go to charm school.

moonface
Meh

Re: Desktop touchscreen?

I like the All in One's. Put some in my brothers estate agents office and they look great in a customer facing office. Also it's harder to spill coffee on the important bits wehn it's on the desk, unlike a laptop. I could only get the touchscreen variety at the time but I just cannot see why you would use it when the keyboard and mouse is close to hand.

Now I remember back a few years when I had a manager who was a bit of a git. Unfortunately, he also had a skin condition, where his hands were always flaky and weeping. One day he was pointing out something on my old CRT screen, when the electrostatic conditions plucked a large chunk of weepy flesh and it embarrisingly stuck right where we were looking. So with touchscreens, I can just see it being used by 3rd parties leaning over my shoulder taking control and I don't particularly want my managers sweaty fingerprints, bogies and food traces smeared across my screen.

China's censors move to stamp out sex and violence online

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Thumb Down

No sex please we are Chinese.

What a dismal place for being one of the millions of beta males. No chance of being an authoritarian leader. Have terrible odds finding a partner with the Girl/Boy ratio and now they can't even have a decent wank over some porn.

All that sexual frustration is bound to end in tears and a nice violent repressive society a la the Arab world.

Is the Higgs boson an imposter?

moonface
Trollface

Texas is not a country.

I must be, it has an embassy near Trafalgar Square which sells burgers..

Being a skinny is much more unhealthy than being fat – new study

moonface

Re: Well, as a fatty...

I would say perceptionally you are deemed skinny, if you are around your perfect BMI. Under it and you would look positively anorexic. Also people who don't believe that someone is over 9 stones overweight, probably need to go to spec savers.

'Biologically accurate' robot legs walk like an Egyptian

moonface
Coat

Re: ..figure out how babies learn to get around...

Looking at the video, these scientists still have a long way, to go in mimicking this. The wooden stabilisation device looks a bit shoddy. May I suggest rebuilding it using bright red plastic or just a get baby walker off the shelf from Argos.

Teleconferencing 'shifts hundreds of NHS bed-blockers out the door'

moonface

They should roll out video teleconferencing to general practice. My GP tends to just look at his computer rather than me, when I visit. If I am on the screen at least I know, he will actually see me.

Sysadmins: Your best tale of woe wins a PRIZE

moonface
Trollface

Re: One off the top of my head....

No, it was "Sh!tSyst£mFu(K£d"

now it's "$h!t$ystemFu(Ked"

moonface

One off the top of my head....

A foreign system that I managed was down for a lot longer, than it should have been, just because I couldn't find the key in the remote session to produce the "£" symbol in my password. Always use "$" instead these days.

Mighty ROBOT achieves total SUPREMACY over feeble humans

moonface
Alien

DOCTOR: Scissors cuts paper. Ha, ha! But suppose we were two computers controlling two great battle fleets, each one working perfectly logically to outmanoeuvre the other. Well, you're robots, you try it.

SHARREL: We're perfectly

DOCTOR: Try it! Go on.

(The two Movellans come up with scissors and scissors twice, then stone and stone.)

DOCTOR: Ha! You see? You're caught in an impasse of logic. You've discovered the recipe for everlasting peace. Congratulations. I'm terribly pleased.

Office 365: This cloud isn't going to put any admins out of a job

moonface

Re: My experience

As it stands I can see Office 365 being fine for small businesses where you just need to buy a few workstations but can't justify purchasing file, web and mail servers. For large corporation or even Government Dept's I would imagine it would be a nightmare, especially, if you ever need to migrate off it again.

Issues I have had.

Setting up shared mail boxes then have have to use powershell.

Trying to copy bulk mail from one User to another involves Exporting mail to a local Outlook client as a *.pst and then importing it back.

No easy fix for my initial noob mistake, where my mail was being sent out with the default me@mydomain.onmicrosoft.com. I ended up having to set up all my users again, as it was easier than using powershell to define my own senders address.

Also some of the tutorials and help are terrible, often with out of date instructions. e.g. listing Host servers that will not be relevent to your account, etc.

'Scientists' seek to set world social, economic, tech policy at Rio+20

moonface
Big Brother

The truth hurts

Nice global authoritarian government you are trying to set up there. Here come the patch police raiding little girls bedrooms.

Your 10 year technology idea is ridiculous. If I started dishing out computers with 2002 specs to my customers I would be lynched as they wouldn't be able to half the things they do now.

Step away from the bureaucratic government office and let individuals and markets sort their own shit out! Hey in 10 years time we may have developed Technological singularity AI that will come up with a lot better solutions than yours.

Girl Geek Dinner lady: The IT Crowd is putting schoolgirls off tech

moonface

In February we took 40 of those GCSE students to Silicon Valley

Things sure change. I took the 'O' level option in Geography just for the camping trip to Aberystwyth.

That new 'Microsoft GCSE': We reveal what's in it

moonface
Joke

Fact-digesting will account for the remaining 40 per cent of the marks

Well I suppose the kids will learn something, when they need to figure out how to open those. *.vce brain dump files.

Thief open-sources Richard Stallman's laptop, passport, visa

moonface

He started yelling and punching himself in the head

I always thought 'beating yourself up' was just a turn of phrase! I suppose at least he picked on someone his own size but I hope he had time to remove his spectacles, as hitting a guy with glasses is just low.

Richard Branson gets nod to strap rocket on SpaceShipTwo

moonface
Thumb Up

Not sure I would personally risk the Virgin flight

It sure is an odd looking beast! Who designed it...Klunk?

How to keep your money safe if the euro implodes

moonface
Thumb Up

currency was 'calories'

I have always thought it might be better investing in golden syrup than gold. Firstly, I can't afford bars of gold but could manage more than a few jars of golden syrup. It sure holds it's value (Heston Blumenthal's uses 70 year old glass jars of Tate and Lyle Gold) There is even more money in honey, as It last longer.

Come financial armageddon and printed paper is no longer barterable and it's discovered that gold cannot be eaten or easily divisible. I will be laughing........ that is until the bloke with the gun takes it off me.

World+Dog to demand ever larger tablet-phones

moonface
Flame

Bigger phones.....Stop this madness!!

Bigger phones.....Stop this madness!!

"We're not speaking to people on our phones, these days, we're mostly browsing the web. And that, says market watcher ABI Research, is driving demand for devices that lie in the grey area between smartphones and tablets."

No..No...No.....most phones are asleep for much of the day and are mainly employed, as an uncomfortable bulge around the trouser department. Sitting down with one in your pocket is becoming a nightmare!

Please make one the size of the Orange San Fransisco but with the power of the Gallaxy s3. Trust me the demand is there.

Zuck weds self to lady friend in surprise ceremony

moonface

Re: 100 "stunned" peopled attended the nuptials

I am wondering whether Zuckerberg also thought he was going home to celebrate Chan's medical school graduation, only to end up being pounced upon Cato Fong style, by his good lady dressed in her wdding dress.

Surely, if he had known he was going to his own wedding, he would have hired a better suit down Mosss Brothers or something.

Cameron's F-35 U-turn: BAE Systems still calls the shots at No 10

moonface
Big Brother

Orwell - Never so apt.

Even when weapons of war are not actually destroyed, their manufacture is still a convenient way of expending labour power without producing anything that can be consumed. A Floating Fortress, for example, has locked up in it the labour that would build several hundred cargo-ships. Ultimately it is scrapped as obsolete, never having brought any material benefit to anybody, and with further enormous labours another Floating Fortress is built. In principle the war effort is always so planned as to eat up any surplus that might exist after meeting the bare needs of the population. In practice the needs of the population are always underestimated, with the result that there is a chronic shortage of half the necessities of life; but this is looked on as an advantage. It is deliberate policy to keep even the favoured groups somewhere near the brink of hardship, because a general state of scarcity increases the importance of small privileges and thus magnifies the distinction between one group and another.

Ten... freeware gems for new PCs

moonface

My Admin favourites

Primitive File Size Chart

Very quick to use, shows you the 50 largest files and 50 largest folders in specified disk or folder. No install just a small .exe file. Helped me numerous times tracking down rogue processes filling up system hard disks. Only downfall is that you can't export the results to text on the version I have.

SysExporter utility

Allows you to grab the data stored in standard list-views, tree-views, list boxes, combo boxes, text-boxes, and WebBrowser/HTML controls from almost any application running on your system, and export it to text, HTML or XML file.

Absolute life saver when used with standard Window searches, etc. Just export results straight into Execl spreadsheets.

Glider pilot 'swallowed camera memory' say plunge tragedy cops

moonface
Coat

Ahh.....the old Preconsumption of innocence defense.

Man sues pr0n starlet after Twitter rejection

moonface
Boffin

untrained western eye

Sounds like my western eye needs some more training.

I think I will start by looking up Sola Aoi, when I get home from work this evening.

ARM creators Sophie Wilson and Steve Furber

moonface
Happy

Re: Unsold Acorn Electrons

compete against

Cabbage Patch dolls = no competition for me, not sure about you? !-)

moonface

Unsold Acorn Electrons

I remember there was huge demand for personal computers at Chrismas in 1983. It was the Christmas I remember, when kids amongst the general populace were demanding personal computer to play games as pressies. I was lucky to get one as my parents queued for hours outside some independent computer shop in Edgware on Christmas Eve and I think they only got about 200 in. What happened when starting the new year at school term was to find out, other parents couldn't get Electrons so they substituted to C64's and Spectrums. The popularity of the Electron compared to the C64's particularly, never recovered.

This is confirmed by wiki.

The Electron was developed during 1983 as a cheap sibling for the BBC Micro with the intention of capturing the low-cost Christmas sales market for that year. Although Acorn were able to shrink substantially the same functionality as the BBC into just one chip, manufacturing problems meant that very few machines were available for the Christmas period — to the extent that some shops reported eight presales for every delivered machine.

Black hole swallows star in GALACTIC SUPER-GUZZLE!

moonface

Anthropomorphism

Surprised it hasn't been labled The Gullet of God.

Computer nostalgia is 10 PRINT 'BOLLOCKS'

moonface

Re: Those aren't banned words

gorgeous, stunning, leggy, busty, teen, offered up, huge, massive, red-faced, slammed,impact.

Shame the newspaper CHIEFS banned them, as they convey such positive connotations.

Panasonic touts monster 8k by 4k 'flickerless' plasma

moonface

Re: In other news...

Can't wait for pubs to get lots of these. It will sure beat peering over lots of heads, squinting at a small screen. Not sure how big that market is, as far too big for the normal U.K. home, though.

Bendy, twisty keyboard wins Microsoft input tech competition

moonface

Strange clothing

That chap sure has some freaky clothing. I am more interested in the design of that collar and how the hell that works!

Murdoch 'sorry' he didn't shut News of the World years ago

moonface

Dennis Potter

I will always remember the Dennis Potter interview.

"I call my cancer Rupert," he told Bragg. "Because that man Murdoch is the one who, if I had the time (I've got too much writing to do)... I would shoot the bugger if I could."

Lets face it 'Cold Lazarus' was pretty poor, he could have spent his time more wisely.

Twelve... classic 1980s 8-bit micros

moonface

Re: What no MSX?

I remember MSX but the Japanese invasion never happened.

They were too late to the party and there was too much confusing choice. I don't remember any kids in the playground with MSX games ready to swap.

Just had a look at the manufacturers on wiki.

Spectravideo, Philips, Al Alamia, Sony, Sanyo, Mitsubishi, Toshiba, Hitachi, National, Panasonic, Canon, Casio, Pioneer, Fujitsu General, Yamaha, JVC, Yashica-Kyocera, GoldStar, Samsung/Fenner, Daewoo/Yeno, Gradiente, Sharp/Epcom, Talent.

moonface

Re: Left out again.

Another football game I remember was Brian Clough's Football Fortunes. It was obviously too big and complicated to program all the features. So they supplied a cardboard games board and tokens and split it up into a Boardgame\Computer hybrid. It was great!

The big advantage of the Acorn Electrons over the Spectrums and Commodore 64's was that when part of the game cassette failed to load. You could rewind it a little and it could recover and continue to load from where the error occurred. On Spectrums and Commodores you had to go back to the beginning. Bit of a bugger when it could fail at the 15 minute mark.

moonface

Re: Every 5 years or so...

As a kid I used to go play in the Hamley's basement quite a bit. The first computer I remember, ever being displayed was the Texas Instruments TI-99/4A. I think they cost around £500 at the time which was LOADS of MONEY.

Can Windows 8 bag Microsoft 20 more years at the top?

moonface

Another 20 years is a long time

Personally, I can see the operating system becoming less important and thus Microsofts power waning. I see the power shifting to digital distribution, digital rights management suppliers, whoever they may be in 20 years time.

You can see it today with Steam today as to where it's going. You now have a choice on what platform (Windows/Mac OS X) the Games in your account run on. The day I can run my Steam catalogue on a Linux or new future open source OS, will be the last day I boot up a Windows machine at home.

Ten... eight-bit classic games

moonface

Elite: 6 colors

@Thorkin

You are probably a lot younger than us oldies, who have seen the developments over time. If you are interested in this, then the BBC graphic modes illustrate the compromise between colour and resolution that they had back then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_Micro#Display_modes

I had an Acorn Electron and it only had 2 colours for Elite. I just looked it up and was surprised to see the BBC actually used two Modes at the same time. I never knew, that this could be done until now.

from Wiki

The BBC version used a split screen to show four colours; the upper two thirds of the screen were displayed in Mode 4 while the lower part was in Mode 5. The Electron version ran entirely in Mode 4, and therefore displayed only black and white.

moonface

Twin Kingdom Valley

I can't remember Hitchhikers text adventure myself. But I do remember Twin Kingdom Valley was a hugely popular text (input) adventure game at my school and it was across mutiple platforms, so everyone could enjoy it.

Tech City hailed as saviour of THE ENTIRE PLANET

moonface

The Apprentice

I will now always remember Shoreditch, as being populated by freaky haired hipster buying any old shit thinking they're cool. Got some old rubbish to get rid of, then put a 'Retro' 'Vintage ' label on it. I absolutely pissed myself when people were actually buying those crappy suitcase tables.

The area, obviously has far too much money, already!

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