* Posts by damager

8 posts • joined 10 Nov 2009

Apple 'hasn't really run out of iPhone 5s AT ALL'

damager
Black Helicopters

Re: Team Register?

You have stumbled upon one of Apple's secrets. THIS is why Apple are so concerned about making them smaller/lighter, to the detriment of battery life. To pack more in the shipping containers - to get more product shipped by volume for fixed costs.

BTW, proud owner of an email saying my iPhone 5 was ordered and will be delivered on the 21st. :-D

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Apple iPad fondlers are about to enter a THIRD DIMENSION

damager
Coat

Look out for the three iShells coming soon. No instruction manual needed...

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SexInfo 101

damager
Coat

First!

First! Oh, my bad, sweetie; that only works on the forums...

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Sky Anytime+ to pipe BBC iPlayer

damager
FAIL

If you go to http://www.sky.com/anytimeplus you will see a section on the right with regard not having Sky Broadband. It says "Not a problem – Sky Anytime+ will be available to you soon" and you can register your interest at the link provided...

FAIL because there IS something on Sky's website!

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Apple changed shape of Galaxy Tab in court filing

damager
Stop

If it is misleading, that's what Samsung's lawyers are paid for...

So what if the submissions from one side are misleading? It is exactly this sort of thing that the opposition lawyers are paid to discover and point out to the court.

I also have to presume that the actual devices themselves were presented by one or both sides in the courtroom for the judge(s) to directly compare and spot the similarity/differences for themselves and therefore in no way do the submissions made comprise the totality of the evidence and should not be generating the types of comments that I've seen above.

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Fast-fingered oldster relieves shop worker of iPhone cash

damager
Jobs Halo

A fake iPhone?

Slap on a Samsung badge and see what happens.

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iOS 4.1 out today, iPhone hackers say

damager
Jobs Halo

Available now!

Am currently downloading (589.9Mb for iPhone 4). 1 minute left!

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Apple IDs the next-generation iPhone

damager
Happy

At last a method to...

At last a method to detect another nearby iPhone in order to correctly deduce when to apply either a swoosh sound or a clash sound for the light-saber app!

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