* Posts by Knoydart

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Another new asteroid-mining firm: 'First commercial space fleet'

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JMC

So when can I sign up to work for the Jupiter mining corp? Surely that is the better question

Beer cos no curry icon for Dave Lister

Amazon rainforest starts making phone calls

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Megaphone

Surprised the tree does not tweet too once it is in range, or at least facebook friend the illegal loggers as it gets coverage.

itree has probably already been trademarked by those at Apple.

Astronaut yells FIRE ... from SPAAAACE

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Re: They also had to invent a new level of fire danger.

I still think here in New Zealand that our top fire rating above extreme should be called "Australian"

Australia’s biggest IT moments of 2012

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Black Helicopters

East island goings on?

Any New Zealand happenings you might care to mention? We on the east island have done some work this year...

Helicopter as I'm off to my tramping hut in Otago shortly

US drops ‘net regulation bombshell, threatens WCIT exit

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Location location location

I think you'll find the talks are going on in Dubai and not Doha.

What killed Motorola? Not Google! It was Moto's dire software

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V66

Ahhhh my V66 bought for its triband operations was my one and only Motorola purchase. I said never again would I lay out cold hard cash for a M product

Welcome to 'Vulture South'

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Coat

I for one welcome to our "new" Register overloads on the west island.

Coat 'cause the weather has turned to custard here in Wellington.

Freeview to be nudged down to clear 5G bands in 2018

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Not just the US band plan for mobile @ 700MHz, how about the APT band plan which long term has serious numbers behind it. Mexico only a couple of weeks ago went with the APT plan due to its potential number of subscribers and larger eco system over the US plan.

Also shifting Freeview in the UK to DVB-T2 long with MPEG4 coding would allow for greater density of services inside each multiplex and with at least 6 years to restack, there is a decent time to get services moving, align with the Africans - the other half of ITU region 1 and then join up with everyone else apart from those North Americans.

Now where is that tin foil hat icon??

Vodafone Oz slims down as customers flee

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Pirate

There are caps in NZ on holding 2.1 GHz (for mobile use) spectrum which need to be met, hence Telstra (AU) keeping some of the 2.1GHz out of the deal. Next step will be who Telstra sells its stock of 2.1GHz to - 2 Degrees? As I'm sure there will be a restraint of trade against Telstra in New Zealand.

ITU signs off on modular power supply proposal

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Coat

Er the next WRC is in 2015, so the study period is for a total of 3 years and not the usual 4 (or 1 as per the article)

South Korea on top of the IT world

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Coat

Land of the long white (fluffy) cloud

Any mention of New Zealand? I see the west island gets a nod

Coat ´cause a northerly is about to batter Wellington

Conroy wants telcos to wear undies on heads

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Coat

I really hope the next round of spectrum auctions on the West Island that ACMA run include said red pants. Would put the Australian ones on a whole different level to the rest of the world. Now I just have to come up with some witty remark that spans LTE, 4G and pants. 4G Strings anyone?

The Register lands in Australia

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Coat

Taxi to the east island please

The Waltzing Dodo

Reg hack runs Windows 8 on 82-inch touchscreen

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Unhappy

Poor video

Dear El Reg,

please a) sort out the audio as the background noise is almost drowning out the man speaking and b) please get a tripod. Shakey video looks likes Amcam from the 90's

Thanks

your (dis)loyal readers on the other side of the ditch

Vodafone NZ swoops on TelstraClear

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Go

As long as they keep their hands off my HFC cable and improve the terrible TelestraClear contact centre, I´ll be happy.

LOHAN finally checks into REHAB

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Boffin

Pressure gauge

That pressure gauge looks grand. Maybe every SPB project in future should have that kind of smart kind involved. Now where is the Wallace and Grommet icon?

Breaking: Megaupload seizures illegal says NZ High Court

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Big Brother

Thank goodness for someone here (NZ) wading in. It looked like we had become the 51st state and at the call of the Americans for a while.

Big brother ´cause this is not going away any time soon.

Skype launches in-call ads

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Megaphone

Re: We interrupt this conversation...

If we do all top up a quid, then they sit on that cash and get the interest. Micro$oft prob then lend out 10 times as much and create the bank of skype.

Loud hailer well 'cuase skype replacement maybe needed

Cable cut didn’t send Oz Transit of Venus feed dark

Knoydart

I think you'll find the technical term is spade fade

Researchers find backdoor in milspec silicon

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Black Helicopters

"One imagines the presentation will be rather well attended"

Should they make it to the presentation in the first place. I just just picture the men in unmarked cars removing the findings or having a quiet word in an ear or 2....

NSW unveils “foundations” for integrated ticketing

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Hop to it

Well sounds like progress in some way shape and form. Maybe you could go and investigate the Auckland integrated ticketing system (or lack of) and the spanner in the works that is Snapper

Germans hail Vulture 1 spaceplane

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Boffin

Well done on the British boffinary mention!

Megaupload boss: Site popular among US government users

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Black Helicopters

Have to love the line "portly potentate of megaupload"

Huge US command-&-control airship gets quantum optics

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Paris Hilton

Reg based units?

Its all well and good being able to fill the Notre Dame in Paris, but more to point how many Olympic sized swimming pools or Bulgarian air bags does this blimp take up?

Paris - well Notre Dame was mentioned

Googler squeals: 'We don't get platforms'

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Coat

His linked in profile states ¨I am currently very happily employed as a software engineer at Google, in the Kirkland, WA design center¨. I just wonder for how much longer however...

Coat ´cause Steve will be getting his soon enough

El Reg follows World Solar Challenge

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Black Helicopters

A transport challenge sponsored by Veolia? You must be joking. Maybe they could attempt to set a positive example and get the trains run in the first instance.

Black helicopters ´cause they are quicker than a Veolia run transport system...

Telecom NZ invokes wrath of frisky rugby fans

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Black Helicopters

Pandering to stereotypes

You obviously missed the story about some wanting to heard sheep down Auckland´s main street during the RWC next month. Thankfully they cancelled that one too. Now the world just has to experience work class traffic jams in jafaland and a somewhat very very under invested public transport system instead.

Helicopter, cause its the only way to get to the game on time

DARPA drops another HTV-2

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Linux

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Time differences Sir. This one is penned by El Reg´s upside down bureau (located on the west Island)

Penguin cos there´s no skippy icon

Microsoft boffins propose cloudy home furnaces

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Housing upgrades are a good start but

+1 for the heat pumps. Has been done on a large scale already with a Data center. I was terrible at thermodynamics but someone better sit down and work out how many servers you´ll need to warm the house otherwise its well a load of hot air!

What about the connectivity as well. Would anyone want a could held together by consumer grade DSL?

Fire well, its keeping you warm

Pacific Fibre signs up undersea cable supplier

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Good work

Nice to see Pacific fiber take on the Southern Cross monoploy. The progress with REANZ last week as well is very good news. Now if only they could get on and build it tomorrow. Lets hope more customers come their way asap.

Ten... fantasy gadgets you wish you owned

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Grenade

The 5th Element

How about the gun that Zorg offers to his contract killers, which has the repeat button and will always the hit the same location as the initial shot, no matter where you aim it?

HG for blowing things up...

Air cooled data centres are hot!

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Re: Heat Pumps

There is at least 1 new data centre in London already designed to provide heating and cooling to a property next door so your on to it.

That or you do an IBM and heat swimming pools or in Finland, they join data centers to the local district hot water system

Flames for heating....

GSHP: The green tech even carbon sceptics will like

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Energy efficiency

Remember that energy efficiency is just as important as your GSHP or other source of heating. It's not glamourous or headline grabbing, but If you can reduce the demand in the first place, then you can install a smaller system and save some cash...

Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide

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Joke

nasty

<husky voice>

dirty dirty pc

</husky voice>

Vint Cerf: 'Google doesn't know who you are'

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scroogle

If you want to make your mountain view not visible to our chocolate factory overlords try www.scroogle.org with an ssl option to boot if you like

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