Posts by Mr_Pitiful

I think.....

My wife has one of those!

Are there any IT jobs in Ecuador?

I'm currently looking!

If they want to build infrastructure, security etc then I'm your guy

Please look me up

Paul

I think this is a great idea

My mother recently had a fall and broke her hip. She wasn't close to her landline and it took her 3 hours to crawl to the phone to call for help!

A Mobile may have helped in this case and I'm all for it.

I kind off disagree

I pretty much purchase every DVD I've every downloaded or streamed

But I do so at a local car boot sale for £1.00 each and they are not copies (I check)

There is much to be gained from a wonder round at 7am on a Sunday morning!

30 Meters from Exchange.....

Super fast broadband over copper

never less than 60MBits

Only had 12 - 20 hours outage in 8 years!

It's amazing......

What can be achieved with a few spectrums and C64s

URL?

Where is the cars URL?

The chances of anything coming from mars.....

Are a million to one he said!

I had the misfortune

To visit a tea plantation in Sri Lanka

I nearly prchased a kilo of the stuff to bring home

Luckily, I tried a cup before purchasing, and it was terrible

Even the processing plant stank, but I thought, well that must be the process!

How wrong can one be!

Typical

There is no menu on it!

Where do you click for File & Save As?

Why can't C&W customers...

Simply re-route their outgoing call to BT

All they need to do is dial 1280 before the number...

Problem solved

RIP

I had a letter from him when I was 10, Inviting me to join his news letter

Which I did, and received until recently

He was such an inspiration to me over the years, as was Carl Sagan

A toast to you my friend, I hope you're up there enjoying the 'SPACE'

I've got a spare -80 freezer....

If you need to test it at low temps like the upper atmosphere

Beer because, well done so far guys

but it not on the 13th

international dateline anyone?

looks like the 14th @ 18.45

humph

I've just decided I've got too much junk

Oh my, what have I got?

We are lucky that the place we live in has a few dry out buildings, one of which has a walk in freezer - unused.

All the buildings are full floor to ceiling with boxes of old IT kit, towers, routers, drives of all sorts.

Loads of old CRT monitors and working LCD screens.

About 20 plastic boxes of cable, no idea whats in them.

My office is pretty clear, though, on 25 assorted hard drives and a few DVD drives.

All needs to be got rid off, but I will shed a tear, if I have to dump it!

Nuke, in case it all ens up landfill!

Infected Routers!

I rather doubt that there are any infected routers

or am I missing something?

If there were routers affected, then wouldn't there be other isseus?

Hmmm

What about all the other youtube - mp3/mp4 sites, what did they all do right then. The one I use is still working... well it was 10 minutes ago!

Hmmm

Windows for Oil!

Perhaps there is a market out there after all.

Now if only they could afford the hardware to run it on!

But... can you drop it from 3 feet an the screen stays intact?

Ok nearly got me

check the date

Can I Patent

A range of temperatures

36.5c to 37.5c should surfice, but just in case

97.5f to 99.6f & 309.15k to 311.5k

anyone using these temperatures must pay me 1p for every 24 hour period

Can I also patent body warming & cooling devices, that reduce MY income

I doubt this effects....

my nokia 3110. so I won't worry about it

Is it time to dust off my 486dx2-66 running windows 3.11 & nuke the site from orbit?

It's the only way to be sure!