* Posts by ravenviz

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Shame about those wildfires. We'll just let the fossil fuel giants off the hook, then?

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Re: I don't get why this is so hard

“GREATEST plant and animal growth on Earth was during the Mesozoic period”

Only because they were allowed to, rather than being chopped down for livestock or livestock feed!

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Re: Deny, delay, doom laden dark crofts

Do you mean Chicken Licken?

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It’s amazing how good we are at measuring how fucked we are!

NASA engineers scratch heads as Voyager 1 starts spouting cosmic gibberish

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Re: Excelent design - aliens must be proud

Federation Timeship Relativity NCV-474439-G

Ooh, tsssss!

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Re: Have they tried

"does anyone have an exciting new 2020's term"

Woke it off and on again.

NASA pushes back timing of ISS deorbit vehicle contract

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Men with hats.

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Re: Why can't they just...

It's like crashing a parking lot. And a small one at that!

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Re: Why can't they just...

While I appreciate the HHGTTG reference, we simply cannot move it out of the Earth's gravity well efficiently.

'Wobbly spacetime' is latest stab at unifying physics

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Re: Oppenheim proposes to overcome the barrier with the idea of "wobbly spacetime"

What about second breakfast?

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Re: TBBT

I’m all up for the gravitational force constant varying with distance/time.

But in the end G is just a fiddle filling a gap between mathematics and observation.

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Re: Understanding

My 90 year old granny thought I said “green cushion”.

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Re: Suspected as much . . .

It seems the Planck length, black holes, and the confines of the Universe are all an event horizon, and I hypothesise they are all the same one.

And in the style of Fermat’s Last Theorem I hereby state that I have proved it mathematically, but omitted to show my workings!

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

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Flying cars had to be in the list!

And proper flying cars, like in films, not with all buzzy propellers!

Hubble science instruments still out after going down 3 times in a week

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Re: I hope someone will step up to the plate

Or her couch.

Surface Duo crashes the party as Doctor Who celebrates 60th birthday

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Re: Tom Baker

Pyramids of Mars and Horror of Fang Rock!

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Re: Disney will kill The Doctor more surely than The Daleks ever could

Tom Baker was the only Doctor!

Half a kilo of cosmic nuclear fuel reignites NASA's deep space dreams

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This makes all sorts of sense! In essence harnessing the Universe for good!

SpaceX celebrates Starship launch as a success – even with the explosion

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Re: Self destruct

"doing what NASA would never be allowed to do"

Both SpaceX and NASA are bound to FAA approval and both operate under the same operational restrictions.

Tipsy tongues tell all: How your sloshed speech could snitch to Siri

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Can it be made so that Alexa tells me I need to drink more?

NASA's Psyche spacecraft beams back a 'Hello' from 10 million miles away

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Re: Fabulous, but…

Is that a type of marsupial?

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Re: Let's talk instant

I'm not sure William the Conqueror knew much about Planck time, but the intention was clear!

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Let's talk instant

Of course the ultimate will be instant communication creatively using quantum entanglement. A mole of quantum entangled neutrons is enough capacity for 100 times all of stored data (in 2017 according to Wolfram Alpha).

Double Moon crater riddle solved? Spent Chinese rocket booster carrying mystery payload crash landed

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So now we start littering the Moon, possibly also starting a nice new shiny lunar Kessler syndrome.

Japan Airlines fuels up on hydrogen hype with eye on cleaner skies

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Re: Thinking outside the box

Can be? Is!

Space junk targeted for cleanup mission was hit by different space junk, making more space junk

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Re: Space trash

Partially. Some will still not give a fig if it means they think they can buy themselves a perception of superiority.

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Re: The single most devestating thing to have ever happened to life on this planet...

We somehow managed to evolve while quietly rusting away!

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Re: Space trash

You’re lucky he doesn’t have thumbs!

Scientists use Raspberry Pi tech to protect NASA telescope data

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Re: As old as first spy sats....

I like how you qualified that the Russians didn’t try to get to the Moon with a balloon!

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Re: 5TB of solid-state storage

“wondering how they got to 5TB”

Taxpayers dollars.

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“dragged along the ground for 3km”

That’s like the unmitigated disaster that’s me knocking everything over in the bathroom in the morning!!

50 years ago, Skylab's accidental rebels put Mission Control on mute

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Re: Smithsonian in DC

Yes for about 2 minutes.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean AI's not after you

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“ remaining disconnected from the internet and it couldn't do a thing to hurt me”

Until, you see an AI drone hovering outside your window…

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“no job is needed” in the future

Is this like IBM’s assertion that the world will not need more than five computers, or Bill Gates, "640K ought to be enough for anybody”?

Rocket Lab sets sights on 2024-2025 window for Venus mission

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Re: A nightflight?

Superb. I can imagine a Buck Rogers spin off where Boney M get transported back from the 25th century to the 1970's!

India's lunar landing made a mess on the Moon

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Re: Artificial gravity doormat

It might be easier just to have a suction pad. I’m sure there is a well established east-of-England vacuum cleaner magnate who might be interested in the contract…

Obviously I realise this would need to happen inside an air lock!

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I hope it does not have a ‘Jupiter’ setting!

To prevent 'lost' nukes, scientists suggest storing them in a hall of mirrors

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“awaiting dismantlement”

We’ll get on with it then!

BOFH: Adventures in overenthusiastic automation

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Re: Ongoing

Ahem, ‘Viz Comic’!

PS. I have a complete collection from issue 12!

Amazon unveils new drone design, plans liftoff of aerial delivery in UK, Italy

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Re: 5 metres clearance?

“legal to shoot down drones over your own property”

In UK that will only be legal with a crossbow!

Astroboffins spot high-power 8b year old radio burst from pre-Earth event

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Re: "we find that more than half of what should be there today is missing"

“Dark matter” is just a placeholder until we can explain the gap in our understanding.

New information physics theory is evidence 'we're living in a simulation,' says author

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Moore’s Law

It’s only Moore’s Law because Moore said something that happened before it happened without any a priori knowledge, wisdom, or any workings out to show how it could be upheld. Like Fermat’s Last Theorem, Fermat could not have proved his own theorem, he was just the one that said it, and was eventually proved right, not because he knew he was, but just because he said he was.

Why can't datacenter operators stop thinking about atomic power?

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Not a good idea, subduction leads to volcano chains which would spew radioactivity into the atmosphere, precisely the opposite of where it needs to be.

That's gas: CO2 found on Europa surface may hint at some possible sign of life

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Re: CO2?

ULEZ is about NOx and particulates.

The iPhone 15 has a Goldilocks issue: Too big or too small. Maybe a case will make it just right

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Re: While the world slowly turns n burns.

Yes they are, modern website design fully incorporates phone and tablet viewing.

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Re: They're all too big

Just don’t reboot it, you will lose all your apps. I think there is a lot of space for original iPhones with original apps still installed.

SCREAM resonates in the race for the Gordon Bell Climate Prize

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Mushroom

This really has come to something that we are giving prizes for modelling the highest fidelity fuckedness in which we can find ourselves.

“Don’t look up!”

South Korea's Moon orbiter snaps India's lander

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The design is proven so why fix it if it ain’t broke?

Besides, it’s only 2 m tall, the Apollo landers were 7 m tall.