@ GitMeMyShootinIrons Re:"......to make it sound like an ice cream..."
Thank for that old chap. I howled with laughter at the image of someone discovering that their super expensive Tesla shiny suddenly sounds a 1960s Tonibell van!
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Thank for that old chap. I howled with laughter at the image of someone discovering that their super expensive Tesla shiny suddenly sounds a 1960s Tonibell van!
How often, for example, have we seen articles in the mainstream press warning their millions of readers against doing anything other than delete any e-mail allegedly from their bank asking them to use this link to etc.? How often have the banks themselves written to their customers (via snail mail) telling them that any such e-mail is bogus and should be deleted immediately? A certain percentage of the great techno-ignorant unwashed cannot be told. I have already had to warn a couple of chums who regard me as their gratis sysadmin that they should under no circumstances download from unofficial sources. Their response was to winge about having to wait more than a couple of days despite it being carefully explained to them that we are talking about countless millions of machines that simply cannot be upgraded overnight. I am sorry to say that you just cannot get through to some people regardless of how hard you try.
Indeed. What on earth Andrew's game is here in doing a six page in depth review of an os at this stage of its development is not easy to understand. This is at pre-beta stage and as such is not at all bad. However, anyone who put this on their daily driver would be an idiot. In depth reviews should be directed at the RTM end of story.
Given that they have from time to time made some serious mistakes when estimating demand for this or that product it was very sensible of them to be cautious when testing the water with this one. I do not see on this occasion why that is any major issue for criticism. It looks like a good product, as you yourself say, that will at least do decently in enterprise. Had they at the outset however assumed that it will sell gangbusters and produced accordingly they might have found themselves in a very sticky and expensive situation.
I may have, of course, misunderstood this sub-heading - but it gives the impression that MS have in some way backed out of their promise. Is that what El Reg meant by this or was it a case of a subbie who got over excited? Whilst I can perfectly well understand that you guys need to earn a dollar or two and of course chose headlines that attract attention I have to wonder what this was supposed to imply. I have read and re-read the article and I still do not quite understand that sub-heading. Can someone help me here? If I have simply been somewhat dimwitted (which is always possible) fine. :)
The only thing I have to ask is, what type of company is it that is still on 2003 without having already developed a path out of this situation? Regardless of whether it is an upgrade within Windows or a move to Nix.
...........that I am not equipped on that scale. Can you imagine trying to do up your favourite pair of Levis? Choice of icon? My eyes are already watering at the thought.
...........read the following:
""The commercial media industry is undergoing a major transition as content providers move away from proprietary web plug-in based delivery mechanisms (such as Flash or Silverlight), and replace them with unified plug-in free video players that are based on HTML5 specifications and commercial media encoding capabilities," the software giant said in a Thursday blog post."
.........it reminded me of the old quote from Luke
"There is more joy in heaven at one sinner that repenteth than in nine and nine just men"!
It will a very cold day in hell etc....
As to the issue of Elop's removal indicating that Nadella plans to bury the mobile phone division (as some have suggested) I have to say that I am not so sure. Given your cogent point with regard to Elop using whatever he is in charge of as a power-base to drive achieving whatever he has been tasked with it would be logical of Nadella to place that under another division (Windows) and another guy (can't remember his name right now but I do remember that he is a phone guy) to ensure that Elop's former fiefdom is not in a position to be obstructive.
"who are beginning to realise that the country's entire intelligence workforce has been utterly pwned, probably by a hostile nation."
They were so busy trying to pwn others that they utterly neglected to watch their own backs. Could not happen to a nicer bunch.
Agreed. It is all the same a touch too early to imply MS is about to bury its phone division. However, if there is no genuine flagship phone accompanying the launch of Windows 10 Mobile some time in the Autumn then you can send flowers.
"On the one hand, it is utterly impossible for the "Snowden camp" to prove that nobody has been harmed by his actions."
.............disprove allegations made against him without there being a shred of credible and independently verifiable evidence to support them. The only case against him is based on a series of assertions made by various intelligence hacks, anonymous sources and certain loud-mouthed politicians. These assertions, coming as they do from a group of people whose credibility in the eyes of anyone capable of the least amount of joined up thinking is zero, are in and of themselves worthless.
To be honest I would so far as to say that it only became seriously usable with SP2. However, I entirely agree that it was the pits (something the XP-fanbois have an extremely selective memory about) before SP1.
If you install by in situ upgrade you will be able to roll back. At least that is the way it currently works with the Win 10 beta.
It is ironic that your posting so perfectly demonstrates the echo effect they refer to. Whilst it is obvious that some of the opposition to the anthropogenic global warming hypothesis comes from people driven by hatred of science or liberals, it is also perfectly possible to disagree with that hypothesis without being motivated by such views. In other words I suggest you stop arguing that anyone who disagrees with you is a villain.
That was absolutely side splitting old chap - its the way you tell 'em and succeed at keeping a straight face at the same time. What, you meant it? Oh dear.
...........two different types of activity (if you use a hands free setup for talking). If you text whilst you drive however you are obliged to:
1. Drive one-handed whilst "thumb texting"
2. Take your eyes off the road and other users every few seconds.
3. Tackle two different intellectual objectives simultaneously - driving competently and composing your text.
What could possibly go wrong?
" Microsoft wants to tie all your contacts, media and documents into its cloud through the Surface end point."
.........neither Mountain View or Cupertino are interested in of course or have any analogues of. Er, hang on a minute....
.........in the Middle East circa 1947. He arrived at HQ just in time to witness the following exchange between the RSM of the regiment and a (very) foolish young subbie who had protested against some criticism that the "Reggie" had subjected him to. "But, but, Sergeant Major" .... "Pardon, you addressed me as Sergeant Major?. Let me make something very clear to you young man, I address you as "Sir" and you address me as "Sir". The difference is that you better fucking well mean it!"
"In addition, in partnership with some of our valued OEM partners, [sic] we are planning very attractive Windows 10 upgrade offers for their customers running one of their older devices in a Non-Genuine state," Myerson added. "Please stay tuned to learn more from our partners on the specifics of their offers."
"Some of our OEMs have been naughty little tykes and we have chosen in the past not to hang them out in public. They owe us some very big favours"
.............vids without it leading to their becoming complete social lepers.
Well yes old chap there are. At least my test-bed (Lumia 630) had no trouble at all pulling down this up-date and installing it a couple of hours ago. The transparency slider which we saw some screen shots of on various sites the last couple of weeks is indeed in the build and the palette of theme colours has doubled in size. No one needs to put up now with anything that remotely resembles a Liquorice Allsorts Christmas Collection - the degree of customisation that is now available in Win 10 Mobile is considerable. Spartan is now on board and as rough as one might expect. I downloaded the new Word app (Top tip: Make sure you temporarily change the regional formatting to United States or the app will either not download at all or even if it does it won't install. The app continues to function once you have restored your own regional settings) and a cursory inspection leaves me feeling that it may (note that I say may) be promising. Win 10 is still very much a beta build but I think at any rate that a (very) cautious "so far, so good" is in order.
Well AC old chap, one can at least say that Andrew puts his handle on his postings - how about you try it sometime?
.....whose wife was working for one of the large film companies during the 1930's who confronted the guy who had cuckolded him in the company car park and shot him in the testicles (ouch). Groucho apparently responded upon hearing the news by saying "he wasn't shot in the car park, he was shot in the amusement arcade".
..........the fact that what one finds funny is very individual. Saying that Chaplin was no good because you don't like him is ridiculous, he was widely regarded as good at what he did and a lot of people did find him funny and do so even today. Personally I never found Tommy Cooper's act (just as an example) funny, it left me cold in fact. However, I never failed to notice that the guy was extremely good at working his audience - they thought he was hysterical. Me? I was not a member of his audience but that did not make him objectively unfunny - I just didn't get him. The only thing you can say about a comedian is where you personally find him/her funny or not. Comedy is proverbially subjective/individual - it is not possible by definition to say anything "objective" about it. The smiley? It seemed the most appropriate chose of icon in the circumstances.
Indeed. Especially when one takes into account that their home market alone is likely to end up very shortly (2020 at the latest would be my guess) as the largest single market for consumer electronics on the face of the planet.
Really? How peculiar. Our home office machine (fresh install, Win 8.1) is on automatic updates and has never shown any signs of such behaviour. Are you sure that there cannot be another explanation than that the Demon Lords Of Redmond are out to get you?
...........the Phillip K Dick reference.
A fine piece of well argued common sense. There is a case to be made for moving to open source but the "its free" argument is balls. As you rightly point out the economic case has to be treated with great caution and every business looking at these options has to ensure that they do not end up in deep how's-your-father because they did not understand where the bear-traps are.
"In the short term, the team hopes the aluminum batteries could be used to replace the alkaline batteries poisoning landfills around the globe. These typically put out 1.5 volts, something the aluminum prototype can easily manage, but lithium-ion are a tougher proposition"
Even if the shortfall in voltage compared with Li-ion batteries proves a tough nut to crack the replacement of alkaline batteries would be a major step forward.
........lack a certain clarity and the subheading is particularly unfortunate there is as yet no reason to assume that Redmond are going down that route again (indeed they would be very foolish to do so for a whole list of reasons). From the article:
"But he added that the build* also causes problems with Visual Studio 2015, the preview version of Microsoft's integrated development environment, and that coders who are using VS2015 to build Windows Universal Apps should probably stick to the older Build 10041 for now."
It becomes even clearer that that is not what is being said if one takes the opportunity to read the blog post by Gabe Aul cited in the article. Aul is referring to the build itself and not the browser. The trialling of Spartan for the first time is the big news but the build itself also causes certain problems which the Win 10 development team are working on.
Whilst I do not put it past MS to repeat previous foolishness we do not as yet have reason to believe that they actually are integrating the browser into the OS in the way they did with IE.
That was my immediate reaction as well. What we want for our living room is a good upgrade to the display for our home cinema system, our living room pc and occasional channel hopping when using it as a telly. For my part the TV producers can take the rest of the "added value" (smart tv, 3D and the rest of it) and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.
........"I really think that we should restrain ourselves from commenting on each build as if it were the release candidate."
I did not for one moment suggest or intend to suggest that we should not comment critically at all. Far from it in fact (see my reply to RyokuMas just below your posting). The process of release followed by reaction and trenchant criticism is IMHO very important. That is however, not the same as postings along the lines of "typical M$ it's all going to be shit" (a type of posting which one see rather often on threads connected to Win10 TP) which is indeed reacting to the individual build as if it were the release candidate and contributes nothing constructive whatsoever.
Indeed, the active members of the Insider Program are telling MS loud and clear with each successive build what they are pleased with and (even more importantly) giving Redmond plenty of "GBH of the ear'ole" about things they are not pleased with. That kind of feedback is crucial and the various indications are that MS are taking the IP-members seriously - they would indeed be shooting themselves in both feet simultaneously very publicly if they did not.
.......and it is certainly the case that:
" It is also clear that Microsoft is making efforts to respond to feedback and to avoid a repeat of Windows 8, which was disliked by most existing users. Looks promising, but getting this thing finished, polished and stable by the summer will be a challenge."
I think that we should bear in mind that we have never seen this much of the development process of a Windows iteration so publicly before. The changes from one build to the next, the rough bits at various stages, different versions of different solutions to this or that and so on. I really think that we should restrain ourselves from commenting on each build as if it were the release candidate. Personally I have just finished installing this build and will refrain from any comment on it until I have had a chance to kick its tyres, check the oil pressure and take it for a drive.
........and clearly Microsoft is no exception. However, even though they have clear ambitions with regard to new revenue opportunities etc. it does not change the fact that this may also contribute to improving online security.
"El Reg reminds enterprising would-be freeloaders that pirate copies of Windows often include trojans and backdoors."
I obliged to admit that I had not registered the fact that the 625 was not on their current list. They appear to be being exceedingly cautious with regard to the limited number of Lumias that they are willing to install the TP on. Understandable I think given that it does not matter how many dire warnings they give there will always be a certain percentage who are
braindead fearless and will install regardless and then begin to howl when their primary goes down the toilet. The fact that they have installed a pre-beta on the device after being warned will of course not hinder them in screaming that it is everybody else's fault but their own. However, for those of us who understand the risks it can be fun and according to what I have read MS intend to add further devices to the list that can install the TP and hopefully you will not have too long to wait.
I would only issue a word of caution here. The OS is still somewhat rough around the edges and is not yet suitable for a phone that is ones daily driver. It is currently a stable and usable test-bed but I would not for one moment install it on my Lumia 1020 (which is my daily driver even if I could - it is not yet available to install on the 1020). If however, you are not dependent upon your 625 then I think you will find the experience fun.
I have installed the Win 10 mobile technical preview on a Lumia 630 (bought it as a dirt cheap test-bed and because I am interested in precisely that point - how will it run on low end devices?). My experience so far is that the system apps run fine and most of my third-party apps run ok. The only problem I have had is that one of the games has a tendency to hang occasionally. So far I have not encountered significant problems other than it has crashed once in the last four weeks since the install.
One of mine is from Guards! Guards! when our hero the estimable Vimes holds off a lynch mob in the stables with a dragon tucked under his arm. "The question is,do you feel lucky?" I read that bit on the top of a bus on the way to work. My howls of laughter caused some raised eyebrows!
.........and the kind of people they cater to? The words "nauseated contempt" come to mind.
"Is entrusting credit card verification to banks as irresponsible as giving a child matches?"
..........it would appear so. Although I also do not have much time for the fact that:
" These numbers can be entered manually, so physical access to a card is not needed."
........was something that Cupertino failed to notice was not the smartest thing that they could be associated with.
In short, neither the (w)bankers or the fruity company have exactly covered themselves with intellectual glory on this occasion.
Have a thumbs up for that joke - I might not have got it were it not for an interest in medieval heraldry!
You you take your fav luxury leather case, you fill it with all.your most essential kit and thereafter you put a tinnie in there with them. What could possibly go wrong?
"If anyone thinks for a second that Google/Apple/Name-Your-Wannabe-Monopolist-Of-Choice wouldn't be just as crappy and evil as Microsoft were given the same market dominance......"
They are perfectly capable of turning a deaf ear to such a self-evident truth.
One useful tip from another such review is to make sure that the 630 is fully updated as far as its WinPhone 8.1 persona is concerned. Not doing so can, apparently, lead to a painfully slow and rather laggy update process when installing 10.