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Re: "Reg -> English dictionary" As far as "bonk" is concerned it can certainly.......
........be described as "peer to peer communication".
Have to say that I agree.
After all Arsebook and Shitter users spend their time spamming one another - seems perfectly reasonable that the Stiffy-pill and Tadger-extension sellers should bug them and not the rest of us.
".............and base jumping (parachuting off tall buildings)"
They also jump off of mountains, not just tall buildings. Either way, they are barking. -:P
Re: How could Microsoft partner with a market leader?
I would be very interested to know if you are able to point to any indications that those three companies would be willing to share with MS, or for that matter with each other. Further, I am obliged to point out that if there were any indication that Redmond, Mountainview, Amazon and Cupertino were willing to "share" (ie divide up the spoils) with each other, competition authorities all over known space would begin to howl in chorus (with very good reason).
@Bill Neal Re: ".......how would they avoid the DOJ & antitrust?"
Precisely. The strategy in theory is to buy into companies who have the competences and or market experience you lack in order to compliment/extend the range of your business. The moment however that a company the size of MS starts trying to purchasing market leaders the alarm bells start to ring at the DOJ in the States and at the European Commission. What the author has to say is not without interest but he is failing to take into account that fundamental point.
Did they say...........
............it takes an SD card as well as up to 64Gb on board? Blimey! Plus an enooormous battery? The power users are going to be overjoyed. It does look as if Sammy has really pushed the boat out this time. The Galaxy series has been very impressive with each new iteration.
@qwarty Re: "Pureview potential" Blimy, be careful old chap...........
.....balanced and thoughtful postings about Nokia's possible future aren't allowed round here.
Let me see now. AC and "Read Tomi Ahonen. And don't be so pompous."
I think that you just did what I did when I was five years old. Ring on my neighbour's doorbell and run away.
Re: Dear Jorma :- I am curious.
I have seen any number of critical posting concerning Nokia and it's future. Many of them arguing a reflected and thought out case to the effect that it has gone too far for Nokia to save themselves. Fair enough, if that is ones opinion and indeed, objectively speaking it may turn out that they are right. However, from the tone of a significant number of another type of critical posting one gets the distinct impression that the poster is posting want he wants to happen because of the association with The Great Demon of Redmond rather than his honest opinion regarding Nokia's likely fate. Which category do you fall under?
The difference being that MS got stopped (quite rightly) from doing it precisely because it was anti-competitive.
Re: * LUNGS "Lounges? Lozenges?"
(chaise)longues? Fleas that infest furniture?
@Steve Evans Re:"Or even updates to protect against Fakeflash for anyone...........
.......................who dares to not be running OSX Lion."
Yes, I have to admit that when I saw that Cupertino was treating Mac owners that do not upgrade to Lion in that way I was fairly astonished. Can you imagine the uproar if MS said "we won't security patch anything older than Win7"?
Re: No shit...........What a difference a year or so makes.
It was not so long ago that none of them (with a few honourable exceptions) were willing to whisper one critical word in private about NI let alone condemn in public.
@Tom Maddox RE: "I believe the tone of the review............"
It is interesting. Most of the majors realise that one of the ways that El Reg attracts readers from amongst professional (and enthusiastic amateur) techies is precisely it's style of insouciant satire and cynicism. It is an observable fact that all of them end up on the receiving end of the "treatment" on a regular basis. Plus the fact that those of the readership who do have a strong affinity for this or that company (note how politely I expressed that, -:P) do adore seeing the one they in fact love to hate being subjected to an "El Regging". In sum, the style attracts one of the key potential customer groups that these companies wish to attract the attention of. However, the former CEO of A Famous Mobile Device Company was of the type to take these matters very personally, something which perhaps explains why they (still) have a tendency to react to El Reg's mischief in the way they do.
I doubt very much that Lord Sauron of Redmond thinks that you are important enough to send his ring wraiths out after you any time soon Barry.
".........below £1,200 before it could be forcefully competitive................"
@Captain Save-a-ho.. I do not dispute your figures - they appear entirely believable.......
.......my point really was that they are all at and in the process they are hollowing out the tax-base to a degree that is causing the same society that they are dependent upon for their profits enormous harm by their behavior. Fundamentally I am saying that BigCorp in this context are a bunch of bastards - Apple is simply the poster-boy/example.
On this occasion I am willing to accept the iPhanboi argument that.......
.....Apple is no worse than any other example of "BigCorp" in the US, the UK or anywhere else for that matter. Whether or not that is anything to boast about is of course another matter.
"......all the Microsoft Reading employees downvoting me......."
To quote Oliver Cromwell in another context "i beseech you, in the bowels of christ, think it possible you may be mistaken". It is possible you know to disagree with you without being on the payroll of Lord Sauron-Ballmer.
@AC 27th April 2012 23:24 I agree with you.
"..........the invariable public-sector lock-in to Cisco's proprietary Skinny protocol. In comparison, money spent on MS is chump change."
However, I am afraid that the the members of the Anti-MS Choral Howling Society are so obsessed with the size of the teeth of The Demon Lords of Redmond that they have a tendency to miss the fact that there are other sharks out there with even bigger sets of oral cutlery.
@hitmouse: I take your point and I have to admit...........
............that I would not care to be the senior manager at Redmond charged with that particular judgement call. However, that is the point really is it not? Where is the balance of advantage contra disadvantage? To be quite honest I do not have any certain opinion here and am just glad that I do not have responsibility for that kind of decision. -:)
Pre-admission of failure? No, marketing.
Microsoft think that having a free-version of Office on Windows RT (ARM version) will be a killer app as far as selling that version of Win8 is concerned. Whether they are right or wrong about that it is not difficult to see that porting it to the big tablet rival would not be the smartest move they could make.
@Flippo RE:"was actually genuine?" It does make you wonder does it not?
The e-mail I received a few hours ago purported to come from PayPal and asked me to "click here" and thereafter (when one had arrived at the "home page" if one were so transcendentally stupid as to click on the link) re-enter your account details. A standard phishing attempt of course, immediately recognizable to any techie with more than two neurones firing at the same time. Seeing a legitimate company sending a genuine e-mail that is the very twin of the one I have just described leaves me utterly convinced that I would never under any circumstances trust any confidential details to bunch of tools like that.
Re: Of course, since cadmium is such a harmless element
Indeed, it is very nasty stuff. Not only that it is comparatively rare (about 0.1 ppm of the earth's crust). I would be more impressed with some of these breakthroughs if they did not involve using elements that are likely to end up as another resource problem (as in lack of). I am no kind of bunny-hugging Luddite, I am in fact as keen on innovative tech as the next person but sometimes one has to wonder!
@jai "sounds like an exorcism would be more appropriate"
Indeed, which is why I find the end of this piece rather puzzling:
".....avoid suggesting execution is an effective deterrent.........."
Having followed the line of reasoning in this article as carefully as I can.........
...........I have a question to pose. Are you suggesting that News Corp should have been allowed to take over BSkyB completely? Is there not another explanation for Ofcom's apparent change of style? For most of the Blair/Brown years the then government was terrified of Murdoch (not entirely difficult to understand given what NI's newspapers did to Labour throughout the eighties and early nineties until it dawned on Murdoch that the Tories had reached the point of unelectability) and would have done everything they could to stymie any moves by Ofcom to move against NI for any reason. The then opposition Tories would most certainly have not supported any moves against Murdoch's company because they very badly wanted Murdoch back onside. Once Ofcom knew that they could tackle Murdoch without political interference (because by this time NI was about as popular with the voters as syphilis and the new Tory government did not dare hinder Ofcom) they did - and about time too.
But is it compatible with "Pure View"? All right only joking, that is a *very* impressive....
......piece of engineering. Oh and +1 for the Crocodile Dundee reference in the subheading.
Hello? I am amazed. A discussion about Win8 that largely appears to involve.......
.....thought out positions (both for and against) rather than howling? I am impressed. OK, enough with the satire. I am myself somewhat undecided (I have been running the beta on a Acer W500) and I am not yet sure how I feel about this at all. My impression, for what it is worth, is that Win8 is somewhat more nimble in desktop than Win7 and that it is a very much better experience as a touch-os when one explores "Metro". I will wait and see what the RTM looks like and how it performs on kit that is optimised for it when such devices are released in the autumn before I make up my mind. Oh and no, I do not give a shit about the fucking start-button.
"companies should 'fess up to their security boobs."
I entirely agree, however I think that the last group of people on the planet who have the right to urge others to be honest about their mistakes are politicians given that their default position is never to admit to any unless they are so deep in the shit that they have no choice. The fact that "BigCorp" behave in exactly the same way is not news to anyone in orbit around planet reality - perhaps both groups should clean up their act.
Re:"venture which is not "sponsored" by a government fails"
The geopolitical reality is that if it becomes necessary all governments of modern industrial nations and those in the process of becoming such will "sponsor" because they will regard it as an unavoidable strategic necessity. Furthermore they will with one voice tell the WTO to vanish making short sharp jerking motions if they consider that to be necessary as well. However big they are the Chinese are still only one nation within that organisation and rule book or no rule book geopolitical self-interest still drives most decisions.
Re:"............also infringing on those touch screen patents"
It might possibly be to the benefit of all of us if all companies making smartphones in fact were, in principle, in breach. The arguments that Apple (and the rest of them) would have to deploy in court in order to invalidate his claims would be very difficult to row back from when their claims against each other were being dealt with in other judicial instances. Some of Apple's claims against Samsung for example? I cannot see (on the basis of what we read here) that he has any weaker case than the various examples of large scale patent trolling we see all over the industry from some very famous household names. It is possible that the "law of unintended consequences" may serve us all very well.
"I believe Nokia are further along this recovery plan than Sony are"
We will IMO know by Q4 of this year. If MS do not screw up with what they are developing with Apollo (WP8) and if Nokia do have a genuine flag-ship phone in the run-up to the holiday season (as they call it on the other side of the pond), then the process of getting out of the woods will be seen to have been clearly established if far from complete.
Re: DRM.. Ta muchly - duly bookmarked.
Words fail me.
"Clerical error was blamed for exit mail, which had been intended for one person."
They sent by accident an e-mail that was intended for one person as a "general dump"? I would respectfully suggest that if you are going to sack somebody a manager with the cojones to do the job should be assigned to do it face to face. However, they do not want to hear that do they? It is so much more pleasant to press the kill-button on your remote drone "somewhere over enemy territory" than have to do it face to face. Tossers!
"secular growth drivers for our business "
Don't you just love jargon? I had to google that to understand what the hell he was talking about. My own ignorance of course but what the devil is wrong with plain English where it can be used? As in "the long term growth drivers for our business"?
"A market as defined by its overarching, long-term trends. Generally, a secular market refers to trends over a period of five or more years. A secular market may be bullish or bearish, and, in market analysis, takes precedence over opposite, short-term trends that happen within the secular market."
Re: "Slither of Mars"
Re: Ill buy that "their slick marketing bends the truth."?
Bends the truth? That's putting very politely. -:) Their reaction to finding themselves hoist upon their own marketing petard reminds of the Yiddish word for unmitigated gall - "chutzpah". It is defined in an old Jewish joke as "the guy who murders his parents and then throws himself on the mercy of the court on the basis that he is an orphan".
@batfastad Re:"Fortunately all my important stuff is stored on a micro SD card"
Absolutely. My back-up mob has no expansion and had begun to "do nonsense". Sent it in and they re-flashed the os as part of the repairs and of course it came back with the os and nothing else. Fortunately I do not keep much on that one so it was not a big deal. However, one does not have to have humungous storage needs for an expansion slot to be very convenient.
"Liù to the One X’s Turandot."?
There I was thinking that the only references to opera I would see here at 'Reg would be to a certain Norwegian browser!
@Geoff Campbell RE: "No jury in the land would convict you."
What would one plead? Self-defence, provocation or both?
@Dazzza RE "Lets be a bit rational here."
At the end of your post (which I agree with largely BTW) you said "without it getting flooded by MS haters and fanboys alike." I've read carefully through this thread and whilst I see an awful lot of howling by the former, the latter are conspicuous by their absence.
@Richard Plinston Re:"and everything else they can leverage money from your wallet for."
I would not disagree with that. However, in what way as far as that is concerned are they any different from any other producer of anything you care to name?
@DrXym Re: It's a funny thing you know but.............
I happen to agree largely with that summary of MS' and Nokia's dilemma. I run a LG 900 as my back-up mob (my primary is a Desire Z) and I think that 7.5 is ok but WinPhone has got to be more than ok if they are going to make a serious impact in the mobile phone market. In practice what it means is that MS either get it right with WP8 (thereby giving Nokia the necessary elbowroom with the hardware) or the project will end up as a bust. I hope they do - competition is after all to the benefit of all of us regardless of which phone we choose to purchase. However, Redmond have absolutely got to sharpen up their act here otherwise it will go down the khazi.
It's a funny thing you know but.............
..........we saw exactly the same planted stories in the run-up to the release of the Lumia 800 in Europe as we are now seeing in the run-up to the release of the 900. This is just negotiation by planted leaks by the carriers who do not feel that they are getting as sweet a deal from the Finns as they think they are entitled to. This is a non-story.
Re: XBMC "Of course, I had to jailbreak and install XMBC". I am pleased to see......
.....that you and your good lady are happy with this kit. However, what about the ordinary punter's out of the box experience?
Re: Can someone explain this to me? I can certainly it explain to you.
You do not advertise it as 4G-capable in countries where it isn't - simple as that. How hard is that to understand and what part of that did you have reading difficulties with?
@John H Woods Re: "It shows how bad things are ..." Hmm, yes - almost scary.
Especially this bit:
"We can't have a dynamic, competitive, self-regulating Trust Economy if 20th Century fraud regulation is holding us back."
You only have to delete one word...........
"We can't have a dynamic, competitive, self-regulating economy if 20th Century fraud regulation is holding us back."
..........and you get a summary of the kind of line the "Directorati" punt out on a regular basis when comes to any form of regulation that requires anything of them at all.
Re: TIN FOIL HAT TIME!
I have little time for Cupertino and their products but those transcendentally tasteless remarks I could have done without.
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