@toadwarrior RE "sub-par quality tablet full of malware " I say, steady on old chap....
.......even though neither I nor my lady will have Cupertino Kit in the house even we would not describe the iPad in such terms*
*Yes, as a service for the hard of thinking I will underline that I was deploying a technique known as "satire", yes "satire". As a further service here is the dictionary definition:
the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
a literary genre comprising such compositions.